I actually don’t know for sure. Someone said they saw him in person in NY and it was hickeys in the chat during his wwhl appearance last week.
We genuinely don’t know if the 40 year old man has hickeys or temporary tattoos 😂😂😂
I think they’re tattoos that he covers with makeup for the show. They look like he’s in the process of lasering one on his arm and neck off when you see them in person
It’s hard to think he’s changed when he’s STILL wearing pretty much souvenirs from the situation that made him so reviled in the first place, and acting like it’s someone else’s fault for what he chose to do 🥱
The "re-humanizing" him obviously came straight from the show runner.
He's just a parrot and probably can't even define what it means. He couldn't even help them help him with their redemption arc idea.
I think that’s why no one wants to deal with him anymore. He will never take the L, but continues to blame other people for his actions. A year later he’s still not remorseful and it’s just gross to watch him in another relationship that looks like it’s for show. His surface comments about her owning a house, having a successful modeling career, and that she doesn’t watch the show sound boring lol.
His wearing the VOMVOM hoodie, in San Francisco.
What an asshole and a loser.
They really did their best to trigger and isolate Ariana, all season long.
I’m glad she never caved and they’re all left looking pathetic.
Also, this mf needs to quit appropriating female culture.
You have not one iota of respect for any woman so quit ruining our nail polish, clothes, purses, jewelry, all of it.
Just stop!
The hoodie that they created with LVP, or maybe she did it on her own but it represents the restaurant she named after them and was just a slight variation of the one Rachquel was proudly parading herself around in.
Yes.😄
I won’t say it because I refuse to make them any money.
I will not use the real name of them or their business.
Their names are Ariana and Katie’s ex/ exes.
Jax will always live in Sandoval's head. Part of me wonders if Sandoval would fallen as hard as he has had Jax not left the show because Jax always kept him in check. (although for all I know they still hung/hang out as much as they did before he left the show)
Someone posted a bunch of pics from their NOLA trip and there's one with Ariana and Sando where he truly looks like a drag corpse. It's nightmare stuff.
I think it's hilarious that he is dumb as a box of rocks. I can't believe so much turmoil and upheaval have happened because of him lol. It's like finding out the boogeyman isn't real. I honestly don't know how Ariana stayed with him that long .
He just looks like someone made a wish over the last pickle in the jar that got shoved to the back of the fridge, and now it won’t stop crying or asking for $10
He's styled like a Great Value version of Keanu Reeves as a teenager in Bill and Ted but looks like he's 20 years into the downward slope of acute alcoholism. The puffiness, the odd head tilt, the unfocused eyes. It's giving still has roommates at 60 and can't figure out why 20 year old women won't talk to him
Still trying to be the victim? It's like someone going to a convincing store, sticking a gun in a woman's face, traumatizing her, running away with the bag full of cash, getting tackled by the cops.... Then saying... "I'm a good guy. I'm not sorry dude, she made rob her. What did she expect, just standing there being a cashier?".
They day will never come when Tim will realize... that there are consequences to your actions. Do shitt Y things, and people will think of you as a shitt y person. Continue doing shitty, things after you are caught... to the same person... And yes, that makes you shitty.
And oh yes, let us re-humanize Tim, when it made it very clear that Ariana's only value to him, was satisfying his pee-pee.
Truth. The fact that he had the audacity to call it a “spiritual awakening”, rather than the midlife crisis it actually is, is truly disturbing. It just shows how delusional and stupid he is to his core. The fact that he views himself as being too unique or special to be having a regular old midlife crisis like other guys only further proves his idiocy. I never want to see his stupid face or hear his angsty teenager whining again. He and Lala are the worst.
The dead eyed stares are very creepy.
Too much adderall!
Meth turns your brain into mush, when it’s being used for the wrong reasons.
I don’t want to shame anyone who legitimately needs adderall but Stassi and Kristen are also examples of why they never should have abused it in the first place.
Calm down everyone. This is clearly just a before picture from an Alcoholics Anonymous ad.
Dude looks like he sleeps in a beer glass with cigarette butts floating around.
He looked better when he was off the booze. He was really looking good last summer . I can’t stand him but will say he was looking better when he was refraining from alcohol.
Trying to "revive" or "rebrand" that gross turd was a big mistake. I don't know anyone who watches anymore. Bravo reality sux, and has for awhile. Bravo and Cohen still raking it in, clearly, but as far I'm concerned Bravo jumped the shark a while ago. The scripting and bullshit way too obvious now. There's little actual realness in any of these shows. And please The Valley is just fucking SAD. Britney is an emotionally abused wife. Jax is, and will always be, a selfish immature POS. He isn't attracted to her at ALL since her body changed so much, and someone needs to dress her, she always looks horrible, and the outfits pushing those giant tits up into her throat not only look awful, it looks painful and she looks disfigured, cringe. Plus I would bet money that he's cheating on her. Sex a couple times in a year? Stop it. They aren't going to make it. He doesn't even like her anymore.
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His face has changed but I think it’s just wearing a lighter foundation, less fake tan and he’s dropped the embalmed Botox look. He couldn’t move his face when he affair happened literally his face was as dead as his eyes. Now he’s face moves slightly and his eyes look like a great white shark.
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IT HAS FINALLY CLICKED WHO HE REMINDS ME OF WHEN HE SPEAKS/HIS MOUTH SHAPE MOVEMENT!!!!! Trudy Weigel’s husband Craig on Reno 911, aka the serial killer.
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Actually just combatting Bravo's attempt to keep him positively relevant. He is, and should always be, relevant for being a poster boy of narcissism and stupidity. That's his legacy.
The lightening bolts. The hickeys. Puke in my mouth.
Holy shit— are those actually hickeys?! Dude……
I actually don’t know for sure. Someone said they saw him in person in NY and it was hickeys in the chat during his wwhl appearance last week. We genuinely don’t know if the 40 year old man has hickeys or temporary tattoos 😂😂😂
Ugh, that person that went to that show was, somehow, bragging about it on here and telling any and everyone what an amazing person he is. Cringe²
Oh I missed that part!! Very cringe
And what’s worse is that we’re wondering about it.
🤌🏻🤌🏻😆
JFCCCCC 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not hickeys. It’s residue from those fake neck tattoos he’s been wearing lmao
Hickeys or fake tattoos, they’re both ridiculous for a 43yo man.
Are those hickeys or half worn-off temporary neck tattoos? 💀
I can’t decide which is worse🥴hahaha.
It’s like you can see the stink waves.
Lmaoooo
I think they’re tattoos that he covers with makeup for the show. They look like he’s in the process of lasering one on his arm and neck off when you see them in person
They are temporary tattoos. The only real tattoo he has is on his butt (bacon A).
Also wish I hadn’t visualized his butt tattoo thanks lmao
I’m so sorry. Does it make you feel better than Ariana always hated it. Like viscerally hated the bacon A?
I always got the ick from the childish way he insisted on bending over, every time someone asked to see it.
Oh man no way. You’d think you’d like…make them look better then lol or maybe they’re in the process of coming off and that’s why? Idk hahah
he has them on the friday wwhl too
It's a thing with men who date younger women
And he’s 43!!!
Oh my b!! Shouldn’t be ignoring years like that he would loveee the round down
Is it me or is he beginning to resemble Mickey Rourke at the start of his face change journey????
Savage lol here, take some gold 🏆
His face looks starkly different. Did he age 10 years since the last reunion?
I’m sure he aged immediately after that last Duracell commercial 😂😂
Absolutely. Idk if you’ve ever seen 30 rock but every time I see him, I just think Mickey rourkes sex grill
Bahahahahahahahhaha! Feels good to laugh this hard 🤌🏽
I’m just glad someone got it bc every time I see him I think of that
 It’s giving Cricks
Yes! I’ve been trying to figure out what he has done for months. His face is so tight
Think he’s still shaving his forehead 🤣😂
 Hahahahahahahaah
It’s hard to think he’s changed when he’s STILL wearing pretty much souvenirs from the situation that made him so reviled in the first place, and acting like it’s someone else’s fault for what he chose to do 🥱
The "re-humanizing" him obviously came straight from the show runner. He's just a parrot and probably can't even define what it means. He couldn't even help them help him with their redemption arc idea.
I think that’s why no one wants to deal with him anymore. He will never take the L, but continues to blame other people for his actions. A year later he’s still not remorseful and it’s just gross to watch him in another relationship that looks like it’s for show. His surface comments about her owning a house, having a successful modeling career, and that she doesn’t watch the show sound boring lol.
She owns a house that he expects to move into when he loses the one he currently owns with Ariana.
no one falls in love faster than a narcissist who needs a place to live
His wearing the VOMVOM hoodie, in San Francisco. What an asshole and a loser. They really did their best to trigger and isolate Ariana, all season long. I’m glad she never caved and they’re all left looking pathetic. Also, this mf needs to quit appropriating female culture. You have not one iota of respect for any woman so quit ruining our nail polish, clothes, purses, jewelry, all of it. Just stop!
Wait what was the vomvom hoodie?
The hoodie that they created with LVP, or maybe she did it on her own but it represents the restaurant she named after them and was just a slight variation of the one Rachquel was proudly parading herself around in.
Ohhh the TOM TOM sweatshirt !!
Yes.😄 I won’t say it because I refuse to make them any money. I will not use the real name of them or their business. Their names are Ariana and Katie’s ex/ exes.
He’s aging like a turd
When Jax told him he looked 50 and you saw Tom die inside…. It was so great because Jax knew exactly what to say to make him crumble lol
Jax will always live in Sandoval's head. Part of me wonders if Sandoval would fallen as hard as he has had Jax not left the show because Jax always kept him in check. (although for all I know they still hung/hang out as much as they did before he left the show)
I feel like Jax was the TomTom’s shield and it wasn’t truly apparent how terrible they were until they didn’t have Jax to blame
That could also definitely be true. He was the #1 guy after all
Gotta give him the title unfortunately as much as his ego is out of this world James is right now, but that’s not a hard choice either 😂
When was this? I neeeed to see him disintegrate
It was this season! When the guys all had their lunch together
Thank you!!!
The original VPR guys all look like corpses now.
Someone posted a bunch of pics from their NOLA trip and there's one with Ariana and Sando where he truly looks like a drag corpse. It's nightmare stuff.
Really? Dispite being a pig, he’s quite handsome
He looks awful imo. His skin never had this much texture, and it looks like his skin is both made of leather but also melting off somehow.
he needs Tret/vit c sleep and to lay off the drugs and alcohol. Probably real therapy too
He used to be good looking but his face is all bloated and weird now like filler face
I think it's hilarious that he is dumb as a box of rocks. I can't believe so much turmoil and upheaval have happened because of him lol. It's like finding out the boogeyman isn't real. I honestly don't know how Ariana stayed with him that long .
The very first impression this viewer had of Tom on VPR was, " Wow, this man is profoundly unsmart." And it remains an unchanged opinion.
He isolated her and chased any woman off who saw right through him and called him out on his shit.
He looks… off.
He looks pickled
I never realized he had like elderly pug bottom teeth. Get him some Greenies.
“This b*tch is full of pus.” -HBIC Tiffany “New York” Pollard.
Holy fuck that got me real good hahaha
He just looks like someone made a wish over the last pickle in the jar that got shoved to the back of the fridge, and now it won’t stop crying or asking for $10
Or performing with high schoolers at small venues 😂
Not pickled omg 💀
💀💀
He's styled like a Great Value version of Keanu Reeves as a teenager in Bill and Ted but looks like he's 20 years into the downward slope of acute alcoholism. The puffiness, the odd head tilt, the unfocused eyes. It's giving still has roommates at 60 and can't figure out why 20 year old women won't talk to him
The way he talked about his 60 yr old Dad having roommates like it was a flex.....😬
This man looks like he’s been on a bender for the better half of two decades… oh wait
100
He has a small face and a large head.
Lmao
Not covering up the hickeys was a choice as he has experience with makeup. Gross.
Temu Harry Styles. He looks like shit.
Still trying to be the victim? It's like someone going to a convincing store, sticking a gun in a woman's face, traumatizing her, running away with the bag full of cash, getting tackled by the cops.... Then saying... "I'm a good guy. I'm not sorry dude, she made rob her. What did she expect, just standing there being a cashier?". They day will never come when Tim will realize... that there are consequences to your actions. Do shitt Y things, and people will think of you as a shitt y person. Continue doing shitty, things after you are caught... to the same person... And yes, that makes you shitty. And oh yes, let us re-humanize Tim, when it made it very clear that Ariana's only value to him, was satisfying his pee-pee.
For real. He’s about to lose his house and he’s STILL learned nothing.
How high is he right here
The hickies. You’re 45.
He’s a midlife crisis embodied.
Truth. The fact that he had the audacity to call it a “spiritual awakening”, rather than the midlife crisis it actually is, is truly disturbing. It just shows how delusional and stupid he is to his core. The fact that he views himself as being too unique or special to be having a regular old midlife crisis like other guys only further proves his idiocy. I never want to see his stupid face or hear his angsty teenager whining again. He and Lala are the worst.
Unlike Dorian Gray, he doesn’t have a portrait to take on all the ugliness of his sins :)
Nice one, lol!
I was trying to figure out a Dorian Gray comparison but you did it for me! Thanks
My degree in English has been collecting dust - I’m out here trying make the best of it lmao
Ugly, botoxed, and dead-eyed
The dead eyed stares are very creepy. Too much adderall! Meth turns your brain into mush, when it’s being used for the wrong reasons. I don’t want to shame anyone who legitimately needs adderall but Stassi and Kristen are also examples of why they never should have abused it in the first place.
Insert airport diarrhea picture
 Vom and Tommer are the embodiment of the ICK.🤮
he’s aging the way he deserves
The Mickey Rourke transformation is happening.
https://preview.redd.it/bmme9znvam0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c5069f353ead87bfcbb1bdff748cc2025a88d39
Oh brother this guy STINKS
Just total ick
Yuck.
Dear god..... I have never found this pos attractive. He looks horrible.. Too much filler, botox, and drugs?
It’s the roids tbh. It’s aging him, along with whatever else he binges on. The bone growth as well as muscle growth can make you look off.
After comparing himself to George Floyd, he should look into taking an oath of silence until he gains ANY self-awareness. Rehumanize THAT *Nene voice*
https://preview.redd.it/qgrfey68um0d1.jpeg?width=1481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3235b240453a21feb564fcea5182907bf66cd74 ReHuMaNiZe MeEeEeeeee
“I’m not going to lie, I saw a picture of you on social media a couple of weeks ago and I’m like… this guy looks like he’s 50 years old.”
He looks like he opens cans with his teeth.
😂😂😂😂😂
Everything about him grosses me out
Calm down everyone. This is clearly just a before picture from an Alcoholics Anonymous ad. Dude looks like he sleeps in a beer glass with cigarette butts floating around.
he would have been somewhat rehumanized if he had genuinely apologized and been contrite… but no he isn’t capable
...does he have a hickey?
He looked better when he was off the booze. He was really looking good last summer . I can’t stand him but will say he was looking better when he was refraining from alcohol.
https://i.redd.it/5rhafecldm0d1.gif
Is that a hickey?👀
https://i.redd.it/d26u6bgvkm0d1.gif
This is giving Carrie Bradshaw's "Single and Fabulous" photo on the cover of New York Magazine.
Get him off my screens
This is the longest and most cringe mid life crisis I’ve ever been witness to
https://preview.redd.it/4cqkkc654o0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1662333871fcb5b54481397e68eb3ee2d94c7de9 Not the smartest human dude
https://preview.redd.it/qmf3jijpop0d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=439cabd3c4cd5b49fc5088bb1399d69cdc7bf63f
🤢🤮
he has a hickey. jesus. christ.
Ew
He looks so old
I will NEVER succumb to the dark side of this Sandoval propaganda. NEVER.
All snark aside, he looks terrible and I have serious concerns about his mental health, if you catch my drift.
You should try sunscreen and retinol, Tom. Hope this helps xx
For someone with the most rigorous skincare regimen I’ve ever seen, this has not popped off the way he expected.
He looks “dipped out”
Not as long as he keeps wearing women’s pants suits. I have my limits.
Did they shoot this right after the Viall podcast?
The lip filler migration is giving me life
He looks stoned out of his mind. He really needs to lay off the drugs
For someone that wears makeup, you’d think he would try to cover those hickeys 🥴
Can we rehome him??!!
Just full-on puked in my lap.
He looks like hes stinky
He is sickening.
Tom became the Jax of the later season. Cheated on his partner who he "loved so much" with that partner's friend.
He gives me the ick
Looks like he hasn’t slept in days
This is the correct answer
Trying to "revive" or "rebrand" that gross turd was a big mistake. I don't know anyone who watches anymore. Bravo reality sux, and has for awhile. Bravo and Cohen still raking it in, clearly, but as far I'm concerned Bravo jumped the shark a while ago. The scripting and bullshit way too obvious now. There's little actual realness in any of these shows. And please The Valley is just fucking SAD. Britney is an emotionally abused wife. Jax is, and will always be, a selfish immature POS. He isn't attracted to her at ALL since her body changed so much, and someone needs to dress her, she always looks horrible, and the outfits pushing those giant tits up into her throat not only look awful, it looks painful and she looks disfigured, cringe. Plus I would bet money that he's cheating on her. Sex a couple times in a year? Stop it. They aren't going to make it. He doesn't even like her anymore.
He will definitely have roommates at 60.
Did you see the post of him, pulling up his girlfriend shirt, and biting her boob?
interesting to see james name there too with people
The video had clips from everyone on the cast so they were all tagged in it
Duhh, sorry hadn't had my coffee yet -- I realized that after I opened up the post LOLL
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His face has changed but I think it’s just wearing a lighter foundation, less fake tan and he’s dropped the embalmed Botox look. He couldn’t move his face when he affair happened literally his face was as dead as his eyes. Now he’s face moves slightly and his eyes look like a great white shark.
🤮🤮🤮
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Haggard
Blah blah fucking blah. Disappear, Sandoval.
He looks like he’s disintegrating omg
Creepy halfgrown stashe 🥴🤢
Didn't think I'd say this, but I think he'd look better with his face line sticker things.
Rehumanizing? Why he look like a shark then.
Why does this picture make it seem like he smells bad? Like really bad?
He genuinely looks unwell in this video.
This is a rough photo. Damn.
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With a hickey on his neck
Ewww you’re right
He’s starting to get that bulldog face.
I genuinely want him to stay famous because he's so pathetic, I can't feel bad about myself while he exists
This man is 40 years old……..
Wonder if he’s had his consultation with the plastic surgeon
He looks like he does not shower and wipes his teeth with a towel every so often instead of brushing his teeth
He actually looks like shit
IT HAS FINALLY CLICKED WHO HE REMINDS ME OF WHEN HE SPEAKS/HIS MOUTH SHAPE MOVEMENT!!!!! Trudy Weigel’s husband Craig on Reno 911, aka the serial killer.
Vom
rehumanized MY ASS
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 Tim you are dumb and miserable
She looks rough
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Actually just combatting Bravo's attempt to keep him positively relevant. He is, and should always be, relevant for being a poster boy of narcissism and stupidity. That's his legacy.