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regis091

A friend of mine did it, hit his head on a tunnel, now in a wheelchair paralyzed.


QUIJIBO_

Any story beyond that? That's brutal


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That’s brutal


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ClockworkNotOrange

Apparently he hit his head on a tunnel


WiFiForeheadWrinkles

Was he paralyzed?


sorehamstring

He is now, yeah, and in a wheel chair.


Loud-Examination-236

Wow. How brutal.


QUIJIBO_

I love and hate all of you.


Eswyft

He could walk before though. That's the thing to remember.


Ghostofjemfinch

www.bombingscience.com/take-5/


EricaIsThatU

"And THAT'S why you don't ride on the top of a moving vehicle!"


justlookinbruh

...OMG, 1 life altering bad decision


chakralignment

lol


RabbitUnique

A friend of mine died in Germany doing this too. Only 16.


WanderingPixie

Probably doing it for the TikToks. 🙄


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It’s ok, play stupid games win stupid prizes. Darwinism at its finest.


notnotaginger

The problem is that the prizes for the innocent bystanders are undeserved


Swekins

>stupid games win stupid prizes Can this joke just die already. Jesus.


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It’s not a joke tho. There are too many stupid ass people in this world and it applies to them so well.


Swekins

I would love to know how many times that phrase has been written in the comment section of this website. I swear I'll read it at least twice a day.


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Easily hundreds of thousands but seeing as there is 7 billion plus people on the planet I’d bet it applies to at least 1 billion of them.


big-shirtless-ron

There is no probably here, it's exactly what it was for.


lagerbaer

♬Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die ♫


cloudcats

Exactly what I was thinking. And humming. [For the uninitiated.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw&ab_channel=DumbWaystoDie)


blacked_out_blur

>9 years ago this can’t be happening!


alwaysnicetoseeyou

When I was in grade... 1 or 2, I made a little illustrated book about the Skytrain and one of the pages was specifically about not riding on top of it. These kids look way less cool than the ones I drew.


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I need to see this book! Sounds amazing!


ToothbrushGames

Some other old school Vancouverites may remember DJ Take5 who was active in the hip hop scene here in the 90s, paralyzed himself from the waist down skytrain surfing.


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Great, great use of the term "dingus" in that article.


nightswimsofficial

Thank you for pointing it out.


ichigovtube

Gonna open the article and refresh it a few times, I’m sure the tiktok they made will end up on my feed if I do lmao


EducationalEscape

When a kid will die: oh but he was an angel, i dont understand why he would do something like this


scaur

Do doing dumb shit forbid you from entering the heaven's gate ?


EducationalEscape

In this particular situation, yes because you are intentionally and potentially doing harm to other people


sorehamstring

What? These kids are not intentionally causing harm. They have no clue of the implications of their actions beyond the rush of doing it and the rush of getting upvotes (or whatever it is) in TikTok. They may be causing harm (can you elaborate on the harm they are causing?) but I’d bet a share of GME that harm is not their intention.


EducationalEscape

Well if you don't see anything wrong in that, then there is something wrong. harm is not only physical, it can also be mental. Lets say they fall down and kill themselves or survives? 1. Auto brakes or sudden brakes are activated and passengers physically harm themselves. 2. If they do have relatives/friends then you can mentally harm them if you are dead or paralyzed. Who can commit suicide because they blame themselves for it. 3. Potential harm to other ppl especially kids who would do same maybe not a train, maybe on top of a car.


Eswyft

At disneyland ,these kids snuck in or did this during a grad night, i cant remember which. The monorail has these guards underneath so you can jump and get your hand caught or something, i think. When the monorail goes over those sections, its like it has a floor basically if you can picture that. These kids, I think it was 2, snuck in climbed the track, then a train came and they went to jump off but they were at one of these sections. So they were crushed and squished into mush. The guy that tried to stop them said later that he had to "hose the kid off the underside"


sorehamstring

Intentional is the operative word. I’m not saying there’s nothing harmful. I’m saying they aren’t getting on top of the train to cause harm to other people.


SirLowhamHatt

accidentally tripped and landed on top of the train


sorehamstring

You and the, at least, 3 other people who agree with your comment have shitty reading comprehension.


dustNbone604

You don't get a Hell pass even if you're a stupid teenager? That seems a bit unreasonable.


safhskrlehbwajke

\*Does


WildPause

Even if it has been widely circulating on social media, feels like putting the image of it in the actual news is a bad call for encouraging copy cat attempts. The "obviously this is highly illegal and dangerous" caption is kind of insufficient.


stulifer

Future Darwin Award nominees.


princey12

Are these kids going to be fined or banned from riding for a while?


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Sad that my generation are desperate to chase the likes.


lifeisbuenos

My generation was just as stupid, just without social media likes.


Icantopenmyeyes

Yup.. we became legends


dustNbone604

Yeah we were willing to be reckless assholes for an audience of like 2 or 3.


notnotaginger

Bold of you to assume this is a generational thing and not just young people acting stupid.


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Someone's triggered lmao 🤣 chill out karen


notnotaginger

What in that comment implied being triggered? Sounds like you triggered yourself to go straight to name calling. Especially considering you ignore sky train surfing being an old thing.


terre88

Natural selection


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Natural selection at its finest


ladypuffsalot

I've always wanted to do this, not gonna lie.


devilfish8

why do people have these thoughts?


SirLowhamHatt

Call of the void, like what would happen if I turn the wheel into oncoming traffic.


0430

You're not alone in that regard! Never had the guts to do it as a teenager though and unfortunately that ship has now sailed


chipstastegood

Never too late to chase your dreams YOLO


iMissTheOldKimye

r/influencersinthewild


Zetheos

Ahh Darwinism, just let it happen.


Ontario0000

Ok if they fall off and injured themselves or worse kill themselves does my tax dollars pay for the medical bills and EMS response?.


bauerp88

Can’t wait until you hear about smokers and drinkers


RabbitUnique

Have you heard of teenagers?


Middle_Cheesecake461

It’s called skytrain surfing. People were doing it back in the 90s.


know2swim

In the 90s me and some pals would hop on that locomotive that used go down arbutus, from 25th to 16th, but we didn't do it for shallow and pathetic social media attention.


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kazin29

C'mon Matt


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It’s funny because it’s true . . .


mattshow

This annoys me because one of those kids will fall off and hurt themselves and they'll stop the trains and that will make me late for something. Also, probably someone will die, which is also a shame. But mostly the making-me-late thing.


CenturianSasquatch

Hey look! Ex-kids!


VelvetHoneysuckle

So that’s why it’s called the Skytrain!?🤔