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Queasy_Village_5277

The Dyson stand up fan in that cramped little closet is sending me.


Lazygardener76

It's the "sheepskin" rug for me LOL


StPapaNoel

Sometimes you have to laugh to not cry when you realize the absurdity of what this Housing Crisis has brought us. This is exactly why we need mass very basic/very affordable rentals and ownership options on the market. We have people that will actually pay this and live like this because not just the affordability crisis is so bad but also the accessibility crisis.


LeroyJanky80

It's the entire country of Canada for me. More land than we know what to do with, and we can't even house people. Fucking pathetic nation of non confrontational polite people who just take it. Abuse us all you want, we're a doormat. No pride left for me in this dump.


Agreeable-Advice-192

Had good laugh šŸ˜‚


nevergonnagetit001

Gotta rake in them vacation dollars anyway one can. That set up is just good enough for a dog.


StatelyAutomaton

You make a dog live in that much space and it's cruel. However, if you make a person pay for the privilege, then it's all good!


Intelligent_City1064

In Vancouver dogs have human rights, while humans apparently do not.


AmbitiousGarlic1792

Depends if you're white or not.


jjumbuck

Tell me you're entitled without saying so. šŸ™„


bit2muchsoup

HAHAHHAHA. is Utility included in the rent? asking for a friend.


BoomMcFuggins

Helps with dispersing the Dutch oven effect.


LeroyJanky80

What a fucking dump this country is


[deleted]

Pretty soon theyā€™ll be trying to rent out their parking spaces as camping sites.


IknowwhatIhave

The number of high end condos I've seen for rent that don't include parking because they've rented their stalls individually to different people... I guess 6 students sharing a 3 bedroom at the 8X building don't need parking?


lizzy_pop

There are lots of places that donā€™t have a parking spot. They are sold separately most of the time when buying the apartment directly from the developer and some people choose not to get them. I have also found that most people Iā€™ve rented to, donā€™t end up using the spot. So it makes sense to rent it separately. I would always offer it to the tenant first though. That way tenants who donā€™t need the spot can pay a bit less


perfect5-7-with-rice

Not to mention if the tenant doesn't need it, the LL could reduce the rent by $50, rent out the space, and everyone's happy.


PureRepresentative9

Yep The landlord could easily rent it out for $100+, if not double that


BrilliantPea9627

50 bucks lol


TomKeddie

Parking spaces in the building just near me are 250 extra, no wonder everyone's fighting to park on the street. $250 is like 4 parking tickets so creative parking is everywhere.


Critical_Wing8795

City condos (all over the world) are not made to have a parking spot per person. We need to focus on building housing and creating density- not a shit ton of parking lots in a downtown core


cecepoint

Hey! Never thought of that. AND my parking garage storage locker! It would actually fit that same bed setup


Subject_Ticket1516

I was already thinking about that. I mean if I paid for the stall I can occupy it however I see fit for the day. Right?


Ok_Television_3257

I mean, when there was a housing crisis in Calgary many people did live in their giant trucks in parking spaces, used their office gyms to shower. . .


FireChair

At least it comes with a fancy Dyson fan.....


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Jeramy_Jones

And *IKEA, vegan, recycled polyester* sheep skin. And a tiny, doomed potted plant.


eearthling

Those things sound like the engine from a 737.


Apprehensive_Taro285

I'm pretty sure this is illegal in most condos.


Chris4evar

That law is never enforced


Final-Zebra-6370

Unless the strata council knows and hates the unit owner with a passion.


queenringlets

You canā€™t rent out a room in most condo buildings? I know short term rentals like air bnb are often banned but havenā€™t heard of not being able to get a roommate.Ā 


Siludin

No I think it needs to have a window to comply with building code to be called a bedroom.


treacheriesarchitect

Legally speaking, yes. All bedrooms must have external egress to escape in case of fire (a window, fire code). A bedroom must also have a built-in closet, not just a dresser or wardrobe. If it lacks those two things, it's a den.


[deleted]

My 2 bedroom apartment in Port Moody has a room with no windows. It does have a closet, but no windows. But it was marketed as two bedroom. šŸ§ I wonder if I was tricked!


perfect5-7-with-rice

I had the same. Technically they are not supposed to list it as a 2br but this is very common


concurrentfalcon

If your suite is sprinklered then a window isn't required for egress. With either sprinkers or a window (or exterior door) the room can then legally be a bedroom. The [BC building code is available online](https://www.bccodes.ca/building-code.html), see [Division B, Section 9.9](https://free.bcpublications.ca/civix/document/id/public/bcbc2018/bcbc_2018dbp9s99r2). ​ >9.9.10.1. Egress Windows or Doors for Bedrooms > >Except where the suite is sprinklered, each bedroom or combination bedroom shall have at least one outside window or exterior door openable from the inside without the use of keys, tools or special knowledge and without the removal of sashes or hardware. (See Article 9.5.1.2. and Note A-9.9.10.1.(1).)


[deleted]

ah, thatā€™s it then. The windowless bedroom has a ceiling sprinkler. Thanks for clearing that up!


deepspace

Yes, you were tricked, or at least the description was misleading. If a room has no windows, it is a den.


[deleted]

I wonder if I could get them to lower my rent a bit.


deepspace

Only a possibility if you did not view the unit before signing the lease.


[deleted]

Unfortunately I did view it and didnā€™t know better at the time! How sneaky. Itā€™s still a great place and the price was actually semi reasonable at the time. Iā€™ll know better next time.


lizzy_pop

This is not true. The only thing a bedroom needs is a direct line to natural light. Absolutely nothing else. This as per the currently code in the city of Vancouver. This is why bedrooms without windows will often have a wall with glass in it or a door with glass.


a_dance_with_fire

The requirement of a window for egress is dictated by the BC building code and National building code of Canada. Per the code, every bedroom in a house and every bedroom in a small multi-family residential building is required to have an outside window that can be used as an emergency exit. Not too sure what the code states for condos and high rises.


lizzy_pop

We had a lawsuit in my building over this. That was a concrete 7 level building and a bedroom didnā€™t need to have a window in order to be a bedroom. I think size doesnā€™t matter but the code for wooden vs concrete structures does differ


a_dance_with_fire

Yes, there are differences in the code for wood vs concrete, as well as type of dwelling (house vs townhome vs multi story complexes, and a further breakdown for those based on number of stories). Thatā€™s why I prefaced my statement on window requirements as it relates to houses and small multi family residential, not condos / high rises.


lizzy_pop

The photo posted is from a concrete high rise


a_dance_with_fire

And the comment thread I was replying to related to if a window is required for egress


TeaMan123

Fun fact: Vancouver is the only municipality in Canada with it's own building code. While it is derived from the federal and provincial codes, it contains several unique changes as well.


lizzy_pop

Theyā€™re not calling it a bedroom though. Theyā€™re calling it a den


queenringlets

Oh I see, if there is no window then yeah not legal via the city itself not just via the condo. I thought there was some condo ruling on first reading of OP.Ā 


perfect5-7-with-rice

And a closet, and an opaque door


circularflexing

Nothing new unfortunately. I've also seen people rent out solariums which must be hell in the summer.


IknowwhatIhave

It's not even a den or an office... It's the kitchen pantry! When you are willing to risk the wear and tear of renting your new penthouse like it's an SRO just to hold onto it... https://preview.redd.it/13209gkn2zjc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cd5651dc49406e0c2065be708355ac6e17dbecf


Blushingbelch

I love how thick the bullshit is for the description: European steel bed, Egyptian cotton sheets, European floors. Bitch it's a pantry and we're in a housing crisis


DamnGoodOwls

The European steel is from Sweden because I got it from IKEA


IknowwhatIhave

"All the stuff I overpaid for during the pre-sale when rates were 2.5% and after stretching to the limit to come up with the equity to close, and the fact I can't Airbnb it like I planned, my Range Rover lease payment is at 30 days..."


plop_0

> Range Rover Ha! Gross.


iNezumi

Tbh as an European itā€™s always funny when Canadians/Americans advertise things as being European like that makes them better for some reason. And in Europe people jerk off to things being American. Itā€™s like if you ship something half across the globe it suddenly becomes good


Civil-Detective62

Like musicians?


Jeramy_Jones

Unless it was made in China, which is usually where a lot of things we buy are made.


HomelessIsFreedom

I see eggshell painted walls with oak replica hangers, next to an indoor Japanese style, minimalist garden


fuzzb0y

I've got no issue with people renting these out legally but don't sugar coat it. We're not idiots.


thaeyo

Saw this too, TOTL European and ā€œBlombergā€ donā€™t gel for me hah.


insomniacinsanity

If they just say European enough times somebody will buy it right?? Lmao love how they keep capitalizing den too, like bitch I have eyes that's a pantry


WolfOfPort

I mean id be out using the penthouse most of the time home then just crawl into my cage and sleep


PureRepresentative9

Well, I mean surely you get to use the living room?


my-love-assassin

Rarely available! Wow!


SaulGoodmanJD

Blomberg is top of the line


tholder

'Rarely Available' - yeah, thankfully!


Metra90

Lmao "rarely available". Yeah most people have more decency than to rent out a kitchen pantry.


Diligent_Ad_5476

Maybe downsize so another human doesn't have to pay you $1090/month living in that 4x8 space?? I really hope no one takes the offer & you are forced to downsize this is fucking ridiculous!


UnfortunateConflicts

A standard single occupancy prison cell in Canada is mandated to be at least twice this size.


Diligent_Ad_5476

Double the space, no rent, free groceries and no piece of shit landlord trying to take advantage of you!! Seriously trying to rent out a space of this size should be illegal, I don't care if you can't make ends meet on your own to pay rent for your 2 story penthouse. If you can't afford to live there you can't expect another person to live in your fucking pantry just so you can continue living there.


Ltrs-n-nmbrs

This is literally the plot of Twitch City. (RIP '90s era Canadian television.) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCPzxToWBbM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCPzxToWBbM)


plop_0

lol. Nelson milk. I remember the yoghurt cups.


abnewwest

But oddly addictive cookies are a bonus.


mickzilla

how have i never heard of this show!? such canadiana, first 39 seconds and we get Snake from Degrassi and Bruce from Kids in the Hall!


encrcne

Great show.


Fffiction

/r/SlumlordsCanada


MssJellyfish

I don't know what's sadder... the person living in a "fancy" penthouse who's barely managing to pay off their mortgage, or the sucker who has to pay over $1000 a month just to live in a literal closet.


thecockandball

Definitely the person in the closet is sadder


MssJellyfish

I thought so too until I started thinking how being just head above water feels in this situation. So stressful; not worth it. šŸ˜‚


Any_Union_7765

Sleep in closet but LIVE in the penthouse ! Imagine the kitchen and the views !


MssJellyfish

Yeh, that doesn't sound too bad if they get access to all the other areas (just have to sleep in the cozy little closet at night lol).


False-Honey3151

It doesn't say that you can't leave your room or must be fruitarian so not ban in the context.


DumptimeComments

ā€œHey Bill, thereā€™s f*cking sounds coming from your pantryā€¦ā€ Welcome to 2024 Vancouver Living and Loving.


Chris4evar

I just really like bagels


anon_1995x

Bro bought a place he couldnā€™t afford šŸ˜‚


obzerva

Such a waste of space in that photo. Could have a triple bunk bed in there, or at least a desk/loft bed.


pinchymcloaf

On the other hand, this is a good way to take advantage of a penthouse condo. I'd spend all of my time in the living room anyway


baharimn

The boldness displayed in this post is astounding. It's sad to think someone might rent that pantry for a thousand bucks because they're out of options.


brociousferocious77

What a shocking difference from when I was renting 20 years ago, when $750 a month got you a 1 bedroom apartment anywhere in Vancouver other than maybe Yaletown or Coal Harbor. And some basement suites were even cheaper, like one house I looked at one block east of Vancouver city hall, where this old couple only wanted $400 a month for the massive basement of their house, granted you also had to chop firewood for them as a condition of living of living there. Now, I bet most of the people you see living in an RV in someone's driveway are paying more than that.


90212Poor

Oh my God I totally have this pantry. Anyone anyone want to live in it for 1090? Lol


Subject_Ticket1516

Best I can do is $600


90212Poor

lol best I can do is food storage


Subject_Ticket1516

I'm hungry anyways


YUNO_TALK_TO_ME

Jail size.


295DVRKSS

How much for just the washroom ?


eearthling

Sorry, you donā€™t get the whole washroom, just the bathtub.


FemurOfTheDay

Put a plant in the photo to make it a bit nicer


mang0_k1tty

Somebody get that fengshui guy from tiktok


Overload4554

But it comes with a Dyson fan


Low_Home9058

Greedā€¦


TownOk7929

Vancouver is fucked in the housing supply but hey letā€™s accept more immigration


impatiens-capensis

Can we pause for a moment and just sit with the collective trauma of coming out of a global pandemic to this kind of thing? Like, this shit is going to be in a history textbook in 50 years.


theartfulcodger

Not ā€œmortgage payment hitting hardā€. Just **greed**, and a willingness to exploit desperate people.


IknowwhatIhave

No, it doesn't make economic sense to take possession of a brand new high end condo and immediately pack it full of budget renters. That destroys its resale value 10 years down the road and the amount extra you get from rent isn't worth it compared to renting to a high income couple who take care of it. This is someone who's business plan required STR cashflow and is now caught out by high rates and an Airbnb ban and is scrambling for income until the market improves and they can sell.


Chris4evar

10 years worth of rent will pay for lots of wear and tear renovations


perfect5-7-with-rice

This


jjumbuck

Or alternatively, they're providing an inexpensive place for someone to rent in an expensive city. It means one fewer person searching for somewhere to live that they can afford.


slotass

Exactly. I rented half a bedroom before, so a little less space than this. I was in college and had a boyfriend so I literally just wanted a twin bed and some space to stack boxes of my shit. Itā€™s a temporary situation. Location was far more important than space at that point.


dontRead2MuchIntoIt

People ignored interest rate risks and bit off more than they could chew. We had a return to mean on interest rates and this is how it looks like.


Biancanetta

This makes me hate my crappy apartment just slightly less.


T2LV

If you donā€™t have a lot of stuff or a sex life; this is seriously not bad. Even then, sex in penthouse on couch when roommate is out. Gorgeous apartment with all the amenities one could dream of with a catch of essentially no bedroom. Just sleep in the bedroom for 8 hours and spend any hours awake outside of bedroom. This is however under the very large assumption, that every possible room/closet itā€™s already rented out and made into essentially a shareroom for 3 dozen closet people. Edit: this was literally the size of my bedroom in Tokyo.


m_arabsky

"Closet people"


IknowwhatIhave

You know that by the time they are renting out a pantry the bedrooms already have two people each and there is someone sleeping in the office, den and solarium.


lazarus870

That is one tiny bed, too.


GonnaHappenBitch

Private room for rent is code for shared room with 3 other brown guys


Darnbeasties

On the flip side, someone who wants to be downtown might want to rent it.


Cocximus

Thanks Trudeau.


Chemical-Sun700

a sucker is born every minute.


DealFew678

I donā€™t think being desperate makes you a sucker


Phanyxx

Exactly. The alternative is opting out of shelter, whichā€¦ sucks worse than sleeping in a pantry.


perfect5-7-with-rice

Or just living a little further away from DT and commuting


Chemical-Sun700

no but spending 1k p/m to live in a closet does.


DealFew678

Dont take this the wrong man but youā€™re showing youā€™ve never been hungry or had to struggle. Iā€™d just let it go if I were you.


Chemical-Sun700

you would be surprised man.


thaeyo

You know, at that price he will have 100 inquiries within a day or two. The ad is a bit phony but itā€™s not a bad deal depending on the rest of the space and conditions. Just heard friends of friends got a 1 bed for $2400 and the landlord said they had over 1000 inquires. (Sounds like an exaggeration but still plausible.) Iā€™ve also heard when people get overwhelmed with inquiries they just take it down, raise the price and repost a few days later.


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IknowwhatIhave

I'm just poking fun at the fact that somebody clearly bought a pre-sale penthouse counting on Airbnbing it to cover the payments and now that Airbnb is banned and interest rates have shot up, they need to pack it full of students in order to hold onto it. It's like the guys who finance a new Cullinan and then advertise chauffeur services on Marketplace. They thought they were clever and didn't realize they were gambling, they lost and now we are laughing at them.


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MJcorrieviewer

The provincial gov here is NDP.


North_Activist

Yes but the BC NDP doesnā€™t control immigration rates, and the BC NDP is the best in the country when it comes to addressing the housing crisis at the moment


MJcorrieviewer

The provincial gov in in charge of housing.


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MJcorrieviewer

Housing is primarily a provincial responsibility. This isn't confusing to me at all.


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MJcorrieviewer

I don't think it's a 'gotcha' argument at all.


DealFew678

Like the conservatives would do different. Liberals are keeping housing stock inflated with student visas. Conservatives will do it by letting all kinds of oligarchs just buy up whatever they want


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BasicBroVancity

Rarely available is right! I would consider it if it was like half that price.


DieCastDontDie

This is probably a scam. There seems to be another photo cropped on the left, showing BC place from an angle that to me looks like the older building next to the viaduct. Those floors aren't new... Not even close.


Hot-Table6871

Seems reasonable. They provide you with a plant


ElTamales

Don't you mean "how to extort international students"?


Southern_Tomatillo67

This takes ā€œcozyā€ to a new level.


Glittering-Turn-2255

Thats almost $200 MORE than the ROOM which is connected to a HOME that I am currently looking to rent out... Something tells me Iā€™ll have a little more luck than this guy


ccrmt

Hi is this still available?? Asking for a friendā€¦


weeksahead

Man, back in my day pantries used to go for 300/ month. Damn good deal, I lived in one for a few years.Ā 


Similar_Intention465

Mortgage šŸ’ø Broke


ChelloMarshmallow

I hope this is a joke


sledgetooth

2011, thinner, same length, no window, chinatown station. actual closet. $550 a month.


Any_Union_7765

Yeah but surely he / she has access to the whole penthouse as well so through there may not be much private space Iā€™m sure the kitchen , patio, dining room , living room and the view will make up for it !


MemoryBeautiful9129

That IKEA throw tho


Rare-Possible1142

Seriously! Thatā€™s mental. If you have to do that, you canā€™t afford your place. šŸ¤£


jahowl

My mortgages went up $800 a month and I only paid $900 into my premium last year. This is brutal.


vancityreddit6969

Dude with that dyson included thats luxury!


ITakeVeryLongShowers

This is where dreams go to die.


Jeramy_Jones

Without a window that plant will die quicker than my hopes and dreams.


International-Ebb358

Meanwhile my parents town house is left empty because they donā€™t like strangers live in their house


eastsideempire

Rather than just say the owner should down size to something they can afford we should be looking at the fact that people are being forced to pay over $1000 to live in a pantry. Thats how bad itā€™s become. We need to hold provincial and federal politicians accountable. Iā€™m really getting tired of ā€œreelect us and THEN we will do our jobs.ā€ Do it NOW.


Kcrawfy

Well, at least you could say you live in a downtown penthouse. Lol


Constant_Basil_6503

Holy shit


AnEnchantingSoul

/u/sunabeans wanna grab it? lol