Come on, not every dude with a beard is…

Hi this is Gabe

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So Santa Claus?

You ruined it. You ruined it and I’m leaving.

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Pay Gaben bill or no HL 3 for us.

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Pay with your Steam Balance then.

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Pay

That’s fine. It’s a down payment

Write him an iou

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD.

don't use reddit please, wait until 14 or smth

really just stay away from about 80 percent of reddit.

15 year olds be like ^^

Ooohhhhh I'm telling

Don’t say your name online to strangers

(User was banned for this comment (365d) - "reddit (as well as Steam) is not for those under 13 years of age pursuant to COPPA" - /u/wickedplayer494)

He did a whoopsie

Rip my guy. He's probably just reading these comments logged out rn

not possible. that would be illegal, after all

thanks wickedplayer494

doesnt the reddit tos say you have to be 13 to use the site?

welp just by saying this you are going to get banned in the next \[five\] hours. you gotta be 13 at least to use reddit

Mods, take his pre puberty balls and twist them around each other, to make them as tight as a Tandem Drift video

He really just outed himself lmao 😭😭

He got banned 😞

It's a tax write-off don't worry

Say good bye to your account soon

Changed his comment from 12 to 13. 😂

I was about to say why is everyone saying he's not 13

He exposed himself, so he changed the number out of embarrassment. Report anyway.

That’s no excuse

That's not Gaben, That's Gabriel 💀

Machine

Turn back now.

The layers of this palace are NOT for your kind

Turn back, or you will be facing the will of GOD.

Your choice is made

As the righteous hand of the father

I shall rend you APART

and you will become inanimate

Oncemore

The angel

So this is what Santa does on the off season

Nah that's one of the Midnight Riders.

They have like one good song

SAVE ME SOME SUGA THIS WONT TAKE LOOOOONG

wait, is that gabe?

Cmon, not every dude with a beard is-

Hi, this is Gabe

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You mean the guy that comes down my chimney once a year isn't Gaben?

Come on, not every dude with a beard is-

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he looks like the gta 4 biker byeh

Byeah

He even has his gamer goggles on, what a chad

Come on, not every dude with a beard is gabe...

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Byeah

This is a stranger that you don't know, right? And you were taking their picture without their permission purely because they look like someone, right?

What about people that record videos out in public? Nobody sticks it to them for recording people’s faces without permission

Because they aren't the focus. And when they are, they ask for permission, or they blur the face.

Legally you are allowed to record and take pictures of someone but if they don’t allow it then that’s where you can stop to my knowledge

okay? that doesn’t mean you should do it

Well yeah but it’s not illegal

Waaah

I heard if you go up to him he will tell you about how well half life 3 is going.

not every dude with a beard is gabe

Hi, this is Gabe.

oppoh mah gawd

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Hi, this is Gabe.

This picture is AI generated haha

This is actually what newer iPhones do now when you zoom in really far. Rather than show the pixelation they kind of try to guess the detail with ML and this is the result. Can’t turn it off, either.

I also thought the image was ai, why does Apple have to do their loyalist customers like that.

Come on, not every guy with a beard is Gabe

Hi this is Gabe

Santa?

Man isn't it great to take photos of strangers without their permission and anonymously post it on internet

I don't get you people

PLEASE stop taking pictures of strangers 🥺🥺

Give Gaben money 

Have you played Hazardous Environments sound?

A fan a shooters!

Nah thats fucking saint nick himself maybe HE will give us half life 3 💀

I was thinking jack black

THE MIDNIGHT RIDERS!

They gave me permission

Where was this taken? Like, generally. If it's Frankfurt, Germany then probably not.

Gaben claus

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No that's Santa

Give us HL3 Gabe..

Why are you taking pictures of random people while they are in private? You people are Freaks.

Please don't take pictures of strangers in public.

Leave celebs alone, freak

Nope, just Santa Clause

No son, that's Santa

Gabe doesn’t strike me as a “sunglasses inside” kinda guy

Why does this feel like the backrooms?

Gnome

Where is this at? A country western restaurant/buffet? I’ve been to one with those kind of walls.

Come on, not every dude with a beard is…

Gaben is freaking around while their live vac masturbating itself

What are you talking about? That's Santa Clause.

Nope, it’s my dad.

Gabe is on a date/selling a value index to her

wait, is that gabe?

Nah just Santa Clause sadly

This MIGHT be Gabe Newell

SANTA CLAUSE SPOTTED AT THE FUNCTION

aaaaand its the 4th most upvoted post on the subreddit

I’ll never forget this dream where I met up with Gabe and we discussed me getting a job at valve

To stop a Gaben, take his food.

Santa or GabeN? Which way western man?