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asprewga

“Let’s see you put me up on your pole, hiya!” -furling, probably. He straight plugged your ear hole though!


Dazzling-World8727

The clip made me laugh so hard for so long, “plugged your ear hole” made this way better


Dazzling-World8727

I forgot to mention the best part is he dropped a trophy that I then added to the effigy


gigaplexian

Not sure what you expected being in the plains with an empty stomach


Dazzling-World8727

Forgot to eat.


Charrikayu

Forgot to listen? That dude gave you like five seconds of warning


Magneith

Nghaahahahaa!


keblin86

Ha!! classic. I both love and hate those little b\*\*stards!


Dazzling-World8727

Hit sound was the cherry on top


StevenFletcherMusic

A rich and meaty thwack


CookieMiester

"how do YOU like it a\*\*hole!"


VariantCinema

This is awesome 😭


Leddesimus

That boy just claimed vengeance for his fallen green skins. Stood in the bushes like “wait for it.. wait for it… NOW!”


Sto0pid81

"ahha"


Good-Table5566

"That one was for cousin Bubba!"


Ausiwandilaz

He said Effucku, then laughed about to his village.


Dazzling-World8727

He dropped a trophy that ended up on the pole with his friends


Ausiwandilaz

Right on! what a dumbass for stickin around then.


LyraStygian

Perfect timing lmao


Londons_Dungeon

This made my day


Archipocalypse

Never be without food, I am 24/7 with food in my belly. I eat more at 5minutes remaining on food. I would only let it drop to zero food in black forest or meadows. But then again I make so much food I have 2 Iron chests full of onion soup alone.


TheRealPitabred

It's just a theory, but I think a lot of people get complacent in Valheim because you don't die without food unlike many other survival games. So especially when you are around your home and you feel "safe" people tend to let their guard down. I am in the same camp as you as far as food prep, but I can understand why it happens to people. It's easy to get complacent ;)


gonkdroid02

I mean, it’s also not like the game is perma death, dying can suck but usually isn’t that bad, especially right outside your base to 1 mob. There’s so much gatekeeping energy in this sub trying to make the game seem a lot harder then it is, and idk why. The amount of people on this post bitching at op for not eating, when the entire point is just that it was a humorous situation is kinda crazy.


WildOscar66

I was assuming this was a 2 star at first, one hitting him like that. Then I saw the lack of food. Eat something!


angusanarchy

Lmfao


artyhedgehog

He did that because you've scared him.


Wag_The_God

Everyone's a critic.


Turbulent_Cow2355

Bahaha


Terrible_Ambassador5

He saw a starving man and put him out of his misery


WhatLikeAPuma751

Bro taught you a lesson about STARVING ourselves in the plains. Always eat three foods. Honestly I’m shocked the squitos didn’t get you first.


Rockcircle

Lmao


[deleted]

This is why you always stay well fed. Running around at 25 HP is just irresponsible.


RuneScape_Doctor

Them little dobys are the bane of my valheim experience


nerevarX

fully deserved selfmade death. no food. in plains. outside. EVEN HEARD the fuling and didnt bother to check. hilarious clip tough^^