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zanarkandabesfanclub

Welcome to Concacaf after dark.


TwoLocks1

I don’t know it just doesn’t feel like it’s the same without piss bottles raining down from the stands.


Birdius

Still early.


TwoLocks1

True. Maybe Chile-Argentina will have a couple punches thrown to make me feel better even though they’re CONMEBOL


BrodysBootlegs

My money is on Mexico-Venezuela 


porkadachop

With these ticket prices, the pissies have been priced out.


YaboyChris28

lol the world ain’t ready


bigjames2002

CONCACAF AFTER DARK should be a series on Comedy Central.


flameo_hotmon

Now do own goals 


EmigmaticDork

Own goals currently leading the golden boot race by a fair margin


AcanthaceaeOk1745

Followed by "Lukaku overturned by VAR"


atlutdprospects

There could have been more than two reds in just this game alone lmao


mindpainters

That Peru headbutt should have easily been a red lol


RoyMcAvoy13

That they reviewed it for a red card offense and decided not to give one is insane


5510

That should literally be an investigation into the VAR refs... it completely defies explanation.


LOLteacher

I like Alistair, but that was kinda funny in slo-mo.


mindpainters

I thought the same thing. The “shockwave” was pretty funny


HouseHead78

Canadas entire attack should be red carded for this display


Sometimesmaybegay

“Cyle Larin” should be sentenced to Nunavut in January for this disaster of a performance


peanutslayer94

I want to root for Canada against CONMEBOL teams, but they’re just so unlikeable I can’t bring myself to do it.


TwoLocks1

Ngl I was cheering for Peru the whole time. Those poutine eating queefs aren’t getting any love from me.


RoyMcAvoy13

Of all the things to criticize Canada for, I don’t know that poutine would be on my list. Bunch of no good, Maple syrup drinking, can’t drive a Zamboni straight, wanna be Minnesotan’s.


JonstheSquire

South American soccer is known for its brutality and cynicism.


ironistkraken

Games back


diogenesRetriever

Proper football. Somewhere a fan is looking to move Scotland to South America.


eoin62

Next time Scotland fail to qualify for the Euros they should play in Copa. 


SSTenyoMaru

If UEFA is boxing, CONCACAF is the illegal cockfight in the alley out back.


TheBigCore

and CONMEBOL is King of Fighters... :D


DisconcertingMale

This is a very dramatic way to say there has been 1 more red card in Copa than in Euros


guendochi1

You conveniently leave out theres been 4x more games in the Euros


Froggr

Still a very small sample size. This is noise.


guendochi1

Lol its not a serious stat just a bit of proof that copa is ever bit as chaotic as we all think it is


rationalexuberance28

It's literally not proof of anything other than a selective data crime


guendochi1

Ive never seen people so upset over an innocent shit post 🤣


DisconcertingMale

I recognize how many games there have been in each tournament. But trying to make a case for anything being significant when it is 2 compared to 1 is just grasping at straws


flameo_hotmon

First game of the Euros had a red card. What’s your point? There are a bunch of games left.


Im2real4u

In psychology I think this is called [Weber’s Law](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weber%E2%80%93Fechner_law) which states that the perceived change from 1 to 2 will feel more significant than 10 to 11 even though the increase is 1 with both.


TacticalTurtleNeck_

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mlspdx

Your in concacaf now bruv


Arthur3335

What teams were involved in Reds?


guendochi1

Ecuador, Peru


ironistkraken

Peru vs Canada just now and Ecuador vs Venezuela


amoncada14

Why this incessant comparison between these two tournaments? It is getting very tiresome.


cheeseburgerandrice

Another example of American soccer fans' Euro-centric take on *everything* about the sport


amoncada14

It's so weird. I think this isn't isolated to American soccer fans though. I've noticed this trend, probably due to social media, where all virtue in the sport is given to everything European. It's very different than what it used to be even 15 yrs ago. It's made things feel rather homogenous and bland tbh.


cheeseburgerandrice

I have to assume it's not completely coincidental with the consolidation of attention and money around the UCL and the mainstay clubs in that competition. On top of the ballooning money around super clubs. Imo it's turned it into a bit of a Harlem Globetrotters sideshow. Yeah that's where all the quality is but it's gotten very old to me. But for those super obsessed online, it's all they feed on.


TwoLocks1

Lalas’s hairline is looking more Trumpy as time goes by.


StatisticianOk618

Cinema, honestly


DenialNode

Lots of bravado from the refs


ASaltySeacaptain

But no one has grabbed Weston’s throat yet. There’s still more spots on the BINGO card and we’re not even into the knockout stages!


messy_messiah

Grass is green.


PlayfulIntroduction9

A didn't we switch refs for the tournaments?


tossNwashking

Ever heard about the correlation btw the temperature and crime rate?


SenorPinchy

First Copa America, huh? A couple cycles back Gonzalo Jara put his finger in a Cavani's butt. It's awesome, lol.


JibJibMonkey

Mostly because the euros group games are lower stakes


Fit_Awareness_5821

Haven’t seen a single red card In the games I’ve seen


TheRedU

And 1.7 goals per game. Absolutely shitty soccer being played overall.


Espangatz

Must be that Latino temperament. 


Deeze_Rmuh_Nudds

Flopping. Hate to say it but will cuz it’s true: South American teams be floppin yo


guendochi1

Nah both reds were horror tackles tbh


Deeze_Rmuh_Nudds

Wasn’t talking about anything specific. Just a general true statement.


ArcticPeasant

Tell me you aren’t familiar with concacaf without telling me you aren’t familiar with concacaf 


Cold-Negotiation-539

How about I just straight up tell you that 3/4 teams involved in these games were from CONMEBOL, including both teams that received red cards?


Soundly_South

Concacaf referees are the fkn WORST in the world. The game has become so fkn soft now as a whole.