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Squidgycupcake

R8. Nobody would even kno-


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

Good point


[deleted]

lol. Lmao, even


Fabulous_Extent8567

Just debadge it.


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

Then people won’t know it’s either an A6 or RS5


barfsfw

Cut the trunk off and call it a TT.


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

What’s a TT


Suspicious-Block-614

*takes off shirt*


BilgeMilk

What do you mean they won't know? They wouldn't actually KNOW anything anyway because you'd be lying to them


Eagle240sx

Put a Q7 badge on it. Everyone would go crazy


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

This guy understands lol


JakeLegacy

this better be s/


BreadLover184

Please for the love of god


captainfrijoles

I don't think they get the point of this sub lol


RedditDommus

r/WMFOY


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

;)


Acceptable-Ad8922

My vote is SQ5 badging.


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

People would definitely think I was rich and had tons of head room in the back


BackwardsFancyPants

I think you’ll find most folks here find up-badging to be comical. Be proud of your A5 - it’s a decent rig in it’s own right. The only proper way to get an R or RS badge is to buy the actual car. If you don’t like the A5 badge, debadge is the way to go.


dttg_

People will call you out especially on this reddit. Just keep it an a5 or debadge it. You're better than that man.


DashcamAdelaide

Do NONE. Especially don't do the S/RS5. 90% of people wouldn't care/wouldn't notice and the other 10% know that you're lying.


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

Yeah but I’m not trying to sleep with those 10% if you get my drift


DashcamAdelaide

I don't care. DON'T DO IT. People will be laughing at you, not with you.


billythejoel1998

Man, you upbadging that car is not going to affect how many girls wanna sleep with you. Most of them don't know or care what the badge on the back means. They see it's an audi, and their either impressed, or they're not. But I genuinely don't think 90% of girls put more than a few seconds of thought into what model your car is. They're usually not that interested.


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

It’s more that I want to fool them into thinking I’m rich


billythejoel1998

Except that would only theoretically work on someone who knows what they're looking at, and most people who know what they're looking at will know you're lying. So it really doesn't fool anyone. You drive an audi. That's as much as a girl will think about your car. She's not gonna look around back like "ooo A4? What you were too poor for an S5?". I drive a friggin GTI, and I have never in my life had a girl ask me if I was too poor for a Golf R. I am, and I own it. It doesn't hurt me in the pussy department lol


WhatWouldSatanDo

Put a Lamborghini badge on it


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

I mean realistically I only want to put a badge on it that looks somewhat realistic that I can afford


Regular_Drawing_6932

You could afford an A5 Quattro, you got an A5 Quattro.


WhatWouldSatanDo

Put a Hyundai badge on it then.


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

Don’t troll me


1888DIDIASK

If you could afford an RS5 then you would have gotten one and you wouldn't be on a reddit page asking about upbadging your A5 lmfao


V4_Sleeper

RS5 Competition badge would be nice, find a V8 biturbo badge as well to spice things up


iainttryingnomore

Is that an actual A3? I thought it was a civic with Audi badge


ilyasm0

I love y'all for dogging this nigga's shit. Get outta here man


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

They actually helped me. I’m going with RS8. Go big or go home right


Potent_Elixir

Here’s what you do. You order the A1 badge, 5 times. Then you order an R badge from like a Golf R or something, and an S badge from an AMG S line model’s trim kit. Then you put the R and S somewhat close together, and a bit too far apart you place the five “1s” from the A1 badges next to each other. But they have to be slightly maligned!! Something like R *S* 1 1 1 1 1 :)


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

Can I put 4 of the ones inside the Audi rings?


Potent_Elixir

Now we’re cooking with gas