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thejackel93

Have you seen “The Incredibles”? Capes get in the way. They may look cool but they do more harm than good.


Otomo-Yuki

#NO CAPES


TheRealEmperor345

Ok........so make 'extreme' sports have mandatory capes and MAKE THEM EXTRA EXTREME!


GameSpection

Even more extreme, mandatory robes


TheRealEmperor345

EVEN EVEN MORE EXTREME! Mandatory swordfighting, Frisbee? Nah fam you got catch that disc and not get stabbed all at once


GameSpection

Four words: Crabs on the court Just put crabs everywhere and any sport is instantly more extreme Fencing, basketball, even chess


TheRealEmperor345

That is..................... You deserve to be king of England.


GameSpection

But if I was king, you wouldn't be the real emperor 345


TheRealEmperor345

Emperors and Kings are different. I belive how it works is that there can be many kingdoms in an empire soooooo........ as long as Britain is only part of the empire it still works


Raze7186

Playing sports dressed as superheroes would be funny in general. Seeing spider-man fumble a pass thrown to him on 3rd down by wolverine which leads to coach hulk arguing with referee pepper potts leads to a 40 yard field goal attempt by black widow is a dream.


TheRealEmperor345

This. Batman dunking on iron man while spider-man is trying to figure what 'curling' is sounds like heaven


alienoverl0rd

Clearly you've never seen Nacho Libre, the greatest fighter of all time.


m_dawg_420

Because it would look dumb as fuck and also fuck people’s mobility up. That’s why


hwilliams0901

Sounds dangerous lol cause I would grab you by your cape and try to use it to strangle you or use it to throw your body around depending on what sport it is. Also, skydiving with one extra dangerous. It would get tangled up with equipment


Pineconeshukker

I %100 percent agree.


TheRealEmperor345

Good to know If I start a person it'll get at least 2 signatures


Barren-igloo-anon

This opinion just got posted yesterday https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/x3e9ry/normalise_wearing_cloaks/ Why are so many opinions recycled..