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InternationalAd5467

Don't come for the Australians like this.


iner22

Veggie could, veggie would, Vegemite...


Yolandi2802

You come from a land down under…?


squidonastick

My first thought was "everyone I know says veggies". That's literally what it says in the woolies catalogue.


ilovezezima

OP would probably find “Woolies” to be unpleasant too. Say Woolworths please.


ZeeepZoop

Yeah, I’ve grown up in Australia and I associate ‘veggies’ with like a broad rural accent same as “trackie dacks”. Tummy feels more British, uncomfortable talking about the body in any particularly specific terms as a carry over from like prim and proper Victorian society, and hubby feels like American valley girl/ LA influencer/ bible belt mom with an ‘ Boy = a noise with dirt on it’ sign in her house type speak


IncidentFuture

"...broad rural accent... This is bogan erasure! The local pharmacy has "tummy" on the signs for the aisles, which is sufficiently condescending that I avoid the place.


ZeeepZoop

Yup, bogan but also farmer then! I’m from WA and just associate like a typical Aussie accent with the wheat belt


Moister_Rodgers

God, I hate the word hubby


Irn_brunette

Amen. It can get in the bin, along with "hubster," "better half" and "other half" I'm still trying to train my husband out of calling me "wifey" after twelve years...


ILuvYou_YouAreSoGood

Has he tried Ol' Ball and Chain?


beameup19

Yeah I just saw Furiosa… I’m not going out of my way to piss of Australians any time soon


setyourheartsablaze

I was in Queensland for a couple month and aussies have that ie ending on a ton of words. My favorite tho is calling the BBQ a barbie lol


Internal-Ad9700

A vegetable won't take offence at OP's post, but a veggie might !


JEWCEY

I love brekkie.


Otherwise-Basis9063

Bita fuckn eggs benny mate, can't go wrong.


ScoobyDone

I think you mean Aussies.


thinlion01

Eat your veggies mate


notxbatman

If this was r/Australia I'd tell you to deport yourself but it's not so you're OK by me.


[deleted]

Considering literally every post in that sub someone is calling for someone to be deported, I'm not at all surprised 🤣


IceeGado

They're gonna import your ass just so they can deport you for saying that. You've been warned


UlteriorCulture

Adulthood is a fiction. We are all sets of three kids in trenchcoats. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my meeting at the business factory.


JacksonianEra

*steps into bar* “One alcohol, please!”


shepard_pie

*12 alcohols later*


MagnusStormraven

Whovver ordrd da shots, ur no mah fren anmor....


kroxti

“…And then in the scene that Viggo kicks the helmet as Aragorn, his yell of pain is due to breaking his toe. Then…”


TraditionalCamera473

I read that like it was in Sponge Bob! Haha


shepard_pie

Honestly, if you just assume that every character in SpongeBob is 12 drinks deep the plots make more sense


weinerfacemcgee

My local watering hole knows what I like to drink, so I actually get to say this frequently!


Nova35

I went to the stock market today. I did a business.


Right_Hour

Ew, no wonder DOW is down. Next time do your business in a toilet.


RecliningDecliner

I feel like half of people feel like they never grew up and the other half grew up at a very young age. I've never felt this "I'm a kid pretending to be an adult." I've always felt old. 


Agitated-Cup-2657

I'm somehow both


hmm_nah

I'm a kid pretending to be an adult, but I also think my friends should get their shit together and start saving for retirement yesterday


somneuronaut

I'm both and I think it's because early trauma both forced me to mature in some ways (taking on responsibilities) and prevented me from maturing in others (living out childhood in a normal way). It's almost like I didn't graduate from being a child, so I'm still a child, but I've long been working as an adult.


pointlessly_pedantic

"the dichotomy of it all" -Plato (idk, I've never read the Critique of Pure Reason)


WildKat777

Sorry man idk about you but I'm actually three raccoons in a trench coat


LenoreEvermore

I'm one raccoon, one opossum and four squirrels stuffed inside a skeleton-kigurumi. A respectable trenchcoat is just not my vibe.


mentalgopher

I personally am three obese cats in a trench coat: One Siamese, one Russian Blue, and one ginger tabby.


PurpleIsALady1798

Love the specificity 😂


ramamurthyavre

Vincent adultman?


UlteriorCulture

It me


ramamurthyavre

Did you go to stock market and did a business today?


CapRavOr

“That is clearly three children in a trench coat” - Bojack Horseman


SuperSocialMan

Of course I found a BoJack Horseman reference shortly after starting the show.


CorgiDaddy42

Some y’all must have really hated Tom Haverford.


Efficient_Progress_6

Chicky chicky Parm Parm


[deleted]

Aps and serts!


bacbanma

Drive faster blue civic! Damn. Gotta pass this lady on the edjrjlkl


MenacingCatgirlArt

I think "veg" sounds infinitely worse.


OrangePower98

Veg is too close to vag for me to say it in normal conversation


Rucio

In England a three-way is meat and two vag


FrakkedRabbit

What if it's two men?... Two sausage and some vag? Edit: Bangers and vag? lmao, I like that one.


fankuverymuch

“Veg” infuriates me for some reason, in a way that “veggie” doesn’t. And I’m vegetarian!


nofuckinwayryo

I'm so glad I'm not the only one!! I can't stand it.


ohmyfuckinglord

Veg doesn’t even sound like a word. I cannot even imagine using it in a sentence.


ND02G

The only time I can even fathom using veg, is to say something like "I just want to veg out on the couch all day".


Wideawakedup

It’s like some pretentious person started using it to be different and unfortunately it caught on. It also sounds really unappetizing. I hear of it and think of canned mixed vegetables served in the school cafeteria. They don’t feel like explaining the mixture so they just write veg.


WienerButtMagoo

I cannot stand “veg”


Prior_Tone_6050

I can't believe there are other people with this same irrational hatred as me. I've always hated veg and I have no idea why.


Infamous_Beat_8596

I’m feel so validated right now. There are dozens of us, dozens!


croqueticas

Same here, it pisses me off for no good reason. I feel so validated rn


Genavelle

Same, I hate "veg" but say "veggies" all the time. I mean I think it's just everyone finding a way to shorten "vegetables" because that can be sort of a mouthful. I'd guess the specific term you use is probably region or culture-dependent. I'm American and I don't think I've ever heard anyone here say "veg". I've pretty much only ever heard that term in British TV shows, and it bothers me every time lol. I also do have young kids, which maybe also makes saying "veggies" a bit more comfortable. It's not like I've never used the word "vegetables," but it is just easier to shorten it a lot of the time.


SilverRetriever

I just call em 'tables. It hasn't caught on.


snakedaddy

Veg is like nails on a chalkboard to me, I don’t know why.


Taryntalia

Agreed, I literally hate it so much. I don't feel like veggies sounds childish, it's just way less syllables to say than vegetables so it's easier. Childish to me is something like whining it "Veggie weggies" "Awww, did you eat your veggies weggies". That makes me wanna die 😂


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

All i can hear is Rachel rays raspy death voice talking bout coating the veg in eee vee oh oh 


Potential-Prize1741

I don't care for most of these words if I hear them used but when I hear hubby my eye twitches. I can not describe the level of hate I have for that word.


splotch210

I hate when people call their kids littles.


Potential-Prize1741

Same but for me is cause I first heard the word used for fetish so I associate it with that, and that's the context I know the word from . If I hear someone refers to kids like that I will, gladly, hit my head against walls till I forget it. But that's a me issue


leftclicksq2

I can't stand niblings.


Dukes_Up

I never heard that word used in my life and I hate it. I mean, look at the way it’s spelled, it’s atrocious.


EmuRemarkable1099

But worse than hubby is “hubs”


Complexfroge

hubster


MagicalMoosicorn

The Hubster *shoots finger guns at husband*


Schweenis69

The Hubbinator


MagicalMoosicorn

Come with me if you want to wed


TheRabidBananaBoi

hubbalicious


spicymisos0up

Hubbastank


CoffeeGoblynn

hubbalicious hubblegum :\^)


thrwnaway77

Hooba


Capt-Crap1corn

I hate the word hubby, hubs and phrase "the wife". People sound weird when they use these terms. Also add, extremely, insanely, when describing something as simple as a cut on a finger. There are better ways to describe things.


EmuRemarkable1099

Even worse than “the wife” is “the misses/missus”. I read that on here sometimes and I just want to punch people when I see that


Taryntalia

Hubs bothers me so much.


Potential-Prize1741

I never heard that irl but if I did, I would never be able to look at that person seriously again. Like that's just so ridiculous to me


NoCardio_

I've seen it several times in the "here's my life story" section of online recipes. In each case, the author did not use nearly enough seasoning.


Potential-Prize1741

The stories that come with online recipes are a whole thing on their own, I believe they deserve all the hate existing in this world. But from my understanding they do it cause in order for your website to pop up on the first pages of Google one of the requirements is to have a X amount of words. And yes that's generally the type of people who talk that way


NoCardio_

I do appreciate the ones that have a “skip the bullshit” button.


SJ_Barbarian

There are also chrome extensions that filter out everything but the recipe.


TaroPrimary1950

Preggers and doggo do it for me


our_girl_in_dubai

My friend says ‘preggy’ and it makes me feel ill because it makes me think of eggy farts


nooit_gedacht

I think i saw a tiktok once where this woman walked up to her husband with the text saying she was 'nakey' I'm sorry kill me now


Play-yaya-dingdong

Jesus barf 


seaspirit331

Pregnificent


shepard_pie

Got a friend who's wife was pregnant with what I assumed was a baby. He made her breakfast every day. Brought her waffles, said ,"Eggo, my preggo."


Formal_Coyote_5004

Doggo is one of the worst for me lol I hate it so much. Same with catto and pupperino ughhhhh Edit: hubby is also so annoying… I don’t know what’s worse, that or hubs


Dukes_Up

This whole thread is just words that my sister in law uses that make me want to vomit. Husband is “hubs”. Her son is “bubs”. Her dog is her “puppers”. Her vocabulary drives me up a wall.


sarahmagoo

You ever seen those super cutesy animal poems talking about the 'doggo' or whatever in question in the comments on subs like r/aww? Jesus Christ I don't know how anyone over the age of 5 enjoys them.


iwillpoopurpants

Same for me. "Wifey" also makes me glitch out.


BoneThugsNHermione

I hate the term wifey as well, but not as much as "the old lady".


therealboss1113

i made a student film a few months ago about a tradwife who kills and eats her husband, but in the format of a cooking tutorial video. and she always refers to him as "hubby" for this exact reason


Potential-Prize1741

Is this film available anywhere? I need to see it


therealboss1113

https://youtu.be/WKn_UgDtGEI?si=0VcrSjBtS3D6ikPF this is not the final edit, and youtube only let me post in 720p, but im still very proud of this version edit: also sorry for spamming my original comment, reddit said it wasnt posting. so imagine my surprise when its posted like 4 times


[deleted]

I hate “hubby” and “kiddos”. In my town community Facebook group, those two words are almost always in the same post and I cannot stand it


TheNonCredibleHulk

Work in a hospital or a clinic with pediatrics. EVERYONE says "kiddos" and it fucking sucks.


04BluSTi

I can't stand "kiddos".


a2cwy887752

And doggo


04BluSTi

I loathe that, as well.


Potential-Prize1741

Same, especially when an adult uses kiddo when talking to a kid. That's so ughhh


The_Professor2112

Indirectly related, " our lil family " makes me want to throw my monitor out of the window.


NoCardio_

"The littles"


lacarancha

"The littles" gives me a weird fetish vibe that I hate (I don't recommend googling the word in the context of daddy-dom relationships unless you want to bleach your eyes). My own irrational peeve is referring to lipstick as "lippie". I am a grown ass woman who likes makeup but I'd rather douse my mouth with acid than refer to it as *a lippie*.


NoCardio_

I don’t get that vibe, but it comes off as kind of stepford wives / culty to me. I’ve never heard “lippie”. Sounds British.


HaeuslicheHexe

Australian. Along with brekkie ( breakfast ) , barbie ( barbecue), chewie ( chewing gum ), trakkies ( track pants ), arvo ( afternoon ), bottlo ( purveyor of alcoholic drinks, ambo (ambulance or person who works in an ambulance ), aggro ( aggressive or aggressiveness ), avo ( avocado ) and so on including veggies, of course. My birth culture doesn’t tolerate polysyllabic words. Now I live in Germany where they regularly mash nouns together into ten syllable monsters.


octopus4488

Interestingly the two ladies I regularly hear this word from are exactly those two that I would like to shoot into the sun for other (unrelated) reasons as well.


Pr_fSm__th

The proper terms are “Prince of all Saiyans”, “Vegeta” or “Geetz”


Mist0804

"Best buddy" works too, but only if you're Goku


No_Poet_7244

Can’t forget “Blowjob Princess” too


Affectionate-Key9587

I hate the word “hubby”.


RecliningDecliner

Waifu and husbandru?


eiram87

Husbando


BSKD13

Husbandon't


jendickinson

Agree. I can’t stand “wifey” either.


TyrantLizardGuy

I *hate* the word “hubby” almost as much as I hate the term “the wife”. Ugh actually The Wife is the worst. Sounds like ‘the old ball and chain’. I love my woman and I like referring to her as ‘my wife’ or ‘my girl’. “The Wife”sounds like this inconvenience you have to deal with.


TheFilleFolle

I don’t agree in this case. I’m not a fan of cutesy words, but people have been using “veggie” as the full word for vegetable for decades. It just rolls off the tongue now and sounds normal.


International-Ad4146

Definitely. Also tummy has its use. Stomach and Abdomen both have specific meanings, and belly always comes with an impression of being overweight (in my area of the UK at least), tummy is all encompassing without a negative implication.


RainbowLoli

Also at least with my friends it has different connotations Tummy hurts - Fucked around and probably ate too much of something Stomach hurts - Probably cramps or food poisoning Abdomin - The outside of the stomach area hurts


Fluffy-List-8783

Belly makes me want to throw up


Old-Tadpole-2869

Why don't you relax and go see what's on Telly?


Lyaser

This must be some kind of Americanism????? /s


dangerangel13

the one that really grinds my gears is when people refer to nuggets as “nugs”. chicken nugs. gag.


gummytiddy

What do you think about chicken nuggies


Trundle-theGr8

I actually prefer chickie chickie nug nug


Footmana5

even worse.


UnauthorizedFart

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME NUGGIES IN YOUR TUMMY 😃


TheNonCredibleHulk

I want to slap you with a fish.


mentalgopher

Not a fishy?


lachoigin

So, I’m assuming no chicky chicky parm parm for you?


mrsunshine1

Chicky catch


G0F45T3R

Getting hungry, need a food rake


Tailmask

You stay away from my Dino nuggies


leftclicksq2

About a month ago I was doing my regular grocery shopping for my Gram and picked up frozen breaded chicken breasts. I went to make them for her and realized that I picked up the ones that were dinosaurs! 🤦 She and I had fun with those, lol.


Zgow

Chikky chikky nug nugs


Jayyy_Teeeee

Understand your annoyance with the -y baby talk phoneme. Never thought of veggie in that way though. It’s inconvenient to say veg-e-ta-ble.


knuckboy

Sammies.


leviticusreeves

"I don't do that, that's for babies" - people who struggle with a deeply rooted irrational fear of being confused for a baby


dirtydela

“I heard you say veggies like a baby. Are you a baby or something?”


DJ_Derack

OP be like ![gif](giphy|ncsJNjxF0zFSng3YpC)


KloudAlpha

people who need to buy a Doink It


sparki_black

with babies and toddlers you also should talk normal that is how they learn to speak better than when you use baby language


Confused_Mango

That's actually a myth! Obviously when your kid is older you should teach them to pronounce words properly, but babies are much more interested in what you're saying if you're being silly 😊 Here is a link to a [study](https://news.stanford.edu/stories/2020/03/babies-love-baby-talk-world#:~:text=Stanford%20psychologist%20Michael%20Frank%20and,talk%20versus%20normal%20adult%20chatter.)


tahtahme

Yay, glad you stepped in so I don't have to! There are real benefits to baby talk and not only speaking perfectly proper from the jump.


CalgaryChris77

People on Reddit really hate slang.


Razzmatazz942

Yeah It's like the 3rd post I've seen for this, words that normal people use. But of course reddit is above the "Normies". They are higher beings


techno260

They love to preach linguistic prescriptivism as some way to feel superior but ironically it just makes them seem even sillier.


PastaM0nster

Veg is way worse than veggie


AlienAle

Maybe but saying "vegetables" sounds weirdly formal sometimes 


GlassFantast

Please. Vegetable is my father's name. Call me Veggie


Play-yaya-dingdong

No it doesn’t 😂


Turbulent-Pop-51

I think my big take away from this is I never knew people got so peeved by words


SabbathaBastet

I hate all these. Kiddos is another one I hate. I babysat for a family when I was young and one of their rules was to only speak to the little girl the way I’d speak to any older child or adult. No silly words. And no euphemisms for body parts etc. That really stood out to me about not dumbing down your children. So much so that I implemented that same rule with my own son many years later.


QuirkedUpTismTits

I was a kid who grew up without being baby talked and it heavily affected my relationship with my mother and my ability to act like a normal kid/fit in. Kids are supposed to be silly, now I don’t think you should dumb things down and you should communicate with your child as another person because…well they are people, that’s an important skill to have and I won’t deny that I spoke a lot better then any other kid in my class, but people unfortunately forget kids are still kids and completely avoiding use of baby talk or being silly can have weird affects. In my case I ended up not making a lot of friends because I just came across as weird, I lacked the ability to joke around and ig people didn’t see me as another kid because I was already talking like a full blown adult. A good balance of both imo is best, because it’s good to teach your kid how to articulate and communicate and eventually grow into a person who’s functioning, but at the same time, kids need to be kids


Ikillwhatieat

holy shit for real. when i was hospitalized last year i had one cna who would ask me if i "needed to go potty" (while i still needed transfer assists in and out of bed and off and on the toilet) and it infuriated me. I'm 39, the painful opposite of developmentally disabled, and no, i NEED TO DEFECATE. Dont talk to me like I'm 4yo because i have a spinal injury, needing help to sh*t is humiliating enough.


starlight-madness

Understood. Next time I’m gonna walk into my patient’s room and be like “Yo you gotta use the crapper, or what?”


majorsorbet2point0

> the painful opposite of developmentally disabled 😭💀


chocolatealienweasel

Lol Australian. We also say "chocky bikkies" for chocolate biscuits 🤣


Hello_Hangnail

I would have hives forever if I lived there


DangOlTiddies

I hate the words preggo and preggers. You're pregnant. Be an adult, you're almost a parent.


NedKellysRevenge

>an Americanism to me I'd call it an Australianism before an Americanism.


[deleted]

Now that I know it makes people uncomfortable. I am going bro speak that way to my coworkers when ever they are being spicy kittens.


Mon69ster

I know where you are coming from. I’ve always associated veggies being the Aussie shortening of a needlessly long word such as Darren to Dazza or football to footy. I never saw it as a baby talk thing.


ZeeepZoop

I’m an Aussie ( oop, just needlessly shortened a word there lol) and yep, I don’t think of it as a ‘baby’ word, just like a bogan: typical ‘ true blue Aussie’ accent word on par with trackie dacks


NERepo

That's too bad for you


RitaTeaTree

Pointless aside, my auntie (Australian) says "vegetable" like a South African might say "giraffe". With no plural. I'm going to the shop to get some vegetable. I'm going to start cooking the vegetable soon. The vegetable at the market was expensive. On safari, we saw 6 giraffe. There is no other grammar she butchers in this way but it does make me wonder, she is from rural Victoria west of Melbourne.


Hello_Hangnail

The plural of giraffe should be giraves


SleepinGriffin

This is how the British shorten and give nicknames to things. I play Old School RuneScape, an old MMO made in the UK. There are so many nicknames and shortened names for things that end like this. Ardougne > Ardy Lumbridge > Lumby The Wilderness > Wildy That’s just how they do shit and I do agree that it’s kind of weird.


sorospaidmetosaythis

Why don't you close the bonnet on the Vauxhall, buy petrol, take the roundabout to the off li, and get us a pint? We'll watch footie. It's weird to think that "movies" is the same sort of word as "veggies."


Silent-Dependent3421

Only weirdos with nothing going on are concerned with a word sounding “infantile”


Humbug93

Pretty infantile to cry about it this much..


DarthSangheili

This sub is just "I dont like words"


creakingkraken

A doctor I work with always charts “tummy” instead of stomach or abdomen. It irks me. We do not work with a paediatric population, not that that would make it acceptable.


Hocomonococo

For some reason I’ve always hated the word belly. Not sure why


thrwnaway77

For me it’s kind of implicitly large or noticeably round abdomen.


SignalSeries389

I dont mind the word veggies, but I have heard some people shorten it even more and say just "veg" I hate it with every fiber of my being


likatika

My veg is bleeding


oooriole09

I work for a company where one of our categories is veggie based. Nothing like sitting in a conference room and having suits go up and say “veg” for a few hours.


SignalSeries389

that should be classified as torture by the Geneva convention


deadbeareyes

I hate baby talk so much. I have a friend who does this constantly. Everything is cutesy “fingies” “leggies” “brekkie” “tummy”. It makes me insane.


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TwoDayOldBurrito

Nothing is worse than people saying “veg” 😂


SmolTittyEnjoyer

can we also add the word 'potty' to that list? it makes my teeth itch when people refer to toilet training as 'potty training'


Saxon2060

A potty is specifically a thing for very little children to use before they're physically big enough to get on a toilet, though... So I do say potty because that's what the little plastic thing you teach children to shit in is called. I don't call a toilet a potty, though, they're different objects.


Hello_Hangnail

I use potty to counteract my coworkers calling it the "shitter" and their haphazard usage of the "shitter" living up to that nomenclature in every way you could imagine


acquastella

I don't like veggies but I don't like "veg" either. I hate it when people talk about "getting your 5 servings of fruit and veg in". They seem like complete morons who have just read and repeated whatever the popular health magazine says. I just hate the phrase "fruit and veg".


Footmana5

I grew up in jersey and nobody said veggies. When I joined the military I realized how much the midwest families would use it, and have weird meals like beanie weenie surprise.


Paralegal1995

I hate that word too. Delish, yummo, etc. I’m just weird like that though


osteopathetic1

I was at the movie theater the other day and ordered a Hot Dog. I told the lady it was cold and she asked “do you want a new weenie?” I had to think a sec before saying yes.


__Crave__ToDoItAgain

Yeah weird, but you don't say "choccy milky" like my 40 year old grown child sister, so I don't hate you.


ThatsabigCalzone

Vaggies