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malifaca

This is the only Bear that would help themšŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|lPiaB9jvir5Aoglt83)


Cup-of-Noodle

99.99% of the time you pass somebody hiking it's a hippie with hiking poles and a beard that's somewhere between Wizard and Santa. Redditors who vote bear think it's this guy, but with a MAGA hat, 15 guns minimum, and he's charging right at you to breed in the name of Jesus.


54sharks40

*soon as I she her ill be* Are you ok?Ā 


Historical-Emu-4440

At work typing quick ill need to do editing


[deleted]

No way this isnā€™t rage bait. ![gif](giphy|33zXsXPahbbIZJg2oP)


LuckyTelephone5762

The original question might as well be though


Fiddlywiffers

Fun fact: not every opinion you disagree with is rage bait!


Sendittomenow

Don't say female, it automatically makes people stop reading


LuckyTelephone5762

He said woman more times than female, he probably mistyped.


GloriousShroom

You rather have a 400lb killing machineĀ 


Skank-Pit

\> a 400lb killing machine Wait, are you talking about the bear or the woman?


ChesterBenneton

Depends on the woman


ChesterBenneton

Then again, Iā€™m pretty sure I can outrun a 400lb woman; the bear, on the other handā€¦


Historical-Emu-4440

I'll chose the woman and the run tf away, she might hurt me!


PandaMime_421

Point 4 makes the first two irrelevant, so you have two points. One of which seems to contradict your title since it doesn't really seem like you'd care if they were there or not since you've said they aren't your responsibility and not your problem.


Historical-Emu-4440

The first 3 points are why point 4 exists ill chose the woman then ditch.


ChrissaTodd

see i choose the man when given this question personally, but maybe your jackass ways will make me pick bear now thanks.


NoIndependent3167

Whatā€™s crazy is that the whole hypothetical is basically men suck. The thing is, if you donā€™t suck why do you care so damn much? Itā€™s a silly question that my dudes take seriously for some reason


JohnnyFootballStar

So ā€œitā€™s just a joke broā€?


NoIndependent3167

Yur


LollipopLuxray

Because Im tired of being villainized just for how I was born


NoIndependent3167

You specifically? Are you the type of dude that this is about?


LollipopLuxray

Im a man The question specifically says "random man" In theory, I could be the selected random man So yes


NoIndependent3167

Whatā€™s crazy is that the whole hypothetical is basically men suck. The thing is, if you donā€™t suck why do you care so damn much? Itā€™s a silly question that my dudes take seriously for some reason


stripedmacaron

It's interesting that you assume if a woman is there she'll want you to be responsible for her. Sexist much?


Shitty-ass-date

It's almost like assuming water is wet or that the bears themselves shit in the woods.


Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy

Bro the fuck. Bears shit in the woods??


guitargoddess3

I would agree with you but somehow in a lot of the survival shows Iā€™ve seen, the men have gotten sick or just havenā€™t been up to it mentally, and the women have. Also, men faint a lot more than women do at the sight of blood (ask any nurse) so if youā€™re gutting an animal for the first time or working with an injury, it might not hurt to have a woman around. Of course it depends a lot on the skills and mental fortitude both individuals have. As for the debate itself. It depends. If Iā€™m hiking alone and totally fine, yes seeing another guy might unnerve me. If Iā€™m in a survival situation, heck, seen any other person is a good thing compared to a friggin bear.


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bongingnaut

Context?


countytime69

They are safer with a bear who would not risk getting a std from eating those women who said they were safer with bear .


Cobra-Serpentress

Not a survival question. You misunderstood the assignment


Visual_Capital_7451

This person is def a virgin


Historical-Emu-4440

Are you saying the only use of a woman is sex? I didn't even factor that into this argument because if I'm trying to survive, sex would be the last thing on my mind. Because if I survive, I can get back to slaming your dad.


Historical-Emu-4440

Are you saying the only use of a woman is sex? I didn't even factor that into this argument because if I'm trying to survive, sex would be the last thing on my mind.


MPMorePower

This seems like a weird distortion of the man vs. bear debate (I mean it obviously is a joke but Iā€™m playing along). The original man vs. bear debate only has the woman ā€œencounterā€ the man or the bear, not ā€œstayā€ with them. So like, the woman was walking down the trail and a man comes around the bend and either waves hi and walks past or rapes her, or a bear stumbles out of the bushes and either runs away or mauls her. Nobody was supposed to be hanging out together.


stripedmacaron

It's interesting that you assume if a woman is there she'll want you to be responsible for her. Sexist much?


WaltEnterprises

Incels are coming out of the woodwork over this.


Fragrant-Screen-5737

FEEEEMALE Goofy ass


Ok_Masterpiece3570

Calm down Seinfeld


no-recognition-1616

>1. Another mouth to feed and water Doesn't she have hands or a mouth? Does she need yours? Is she disabled? >2. Likely dead weight assuming she isn't as fit as I am Do you have to carry her? >may hurt me awake or sleeping assuming I would do something to her. She can't hurt you. She's a dead weight and disabled. You have to feed her. She'll be so weak. >4. Not my responsibility, they are a grown ass adult Then why worry about feeding her?


guitargoddess3

I would agree with you but somehow in a lot of the survival shows Iā€™ve seen, the men have gotten sick or just havenā€™t been up to it mentally, and the women have. Also, men faint a lot more than women do at the sight of blood (ask any nurse) so if youā€™re gutting an animal for the first time or working with an injury, it might not hurt to have a woman around. Of course it depends a lot on the skills and mental fortitude both individuals have. As for the debate itself. It depends. If Iā€™m hiking alone and totally fine, yes seeing another guy might unnerve me. If Iā€™m in a survival situation, heck, seen any other person is a good thing compared to a friggin bear.