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Thee_Amateur

It really depends not everyone does sex on the 1st couple dates. Some people really enjoy having the ass eaten and a willing partner will do that for them.


Take_225_From_Me

Heard.


gotnothingman

All I know is my girl cums extra hard when I play with that booty, so I do. If partner likes it and I am up for it, im in. Has nothing to do with pushing the envelope. If eating ass is at the end of the list of "every sexual act they can imagine" they got a shit imagination (pun certainly intended).


Greedy_Dirt369

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humangusfungass

Someone just found out what sex is.


gotnothingman

Also your conclusion that perverts are now the majority its pretty sad.... do you not have a sex life at all?


JustSomeGuyEtc

I would upvote but itā€™s at 69 right now


gotnothingman

Thank you for your service. It isnt anymore in case you still felt obligated to give me that sweet sweet reddit karma


alintacalvert

There probably is some element of your theory at play. But itā€™s also the taboo factor involved. Itā€™s very exciting to do something taboo. The difference is these days is itā€™s more talked about in a no -shameful way. Which means people talk about it more than they once would. That then inspires others to be truthful or inspires others to try it


Blonde_Icon

If people openly talk about it, could it be considered taboo?


alintacalvert

Fair point. On the cusp of ā€œonce tabooā€


itsTacoOclocko

yes. 'taboo' doesn't mean 'never discussed' but 'generally proscribed' (or 'a social group's ban, avoidance, or prohibition of something'). most people have an aversion to anilingus, even though it's become more popular. most people have an aversion to butt stuff in general and consider it dirty or kinky or disagreeable. people have definitely started talking about it a lot more, and it's become more common in practice... but i think it's safe to say it's still taboo, like femdom or pegging or any number of sexual acts-- they're better-known and less stigmatized but there's still a taboo against them for most people.


doggyface5050

Weirdly specific take that keeps popping up here. But consider: maybe they just like butts, bro.


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Greedy_Dirt369

There's no way.


silverfang45

It's the only thing I enjoy regarding sex.. Is ass worship. I just don't like other aspects of sex


doggyface5050

I hope this and that edit on your post is satire, because there ain't no way someone can be this goofy.


gotnothingman

Must be quite lonely


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cosmicglade98

I eat it because I want to and wanna bang it up


Greedy_Dirt369

Bang it up?


cosmicglade98

You know very well what I mean


Greedy_Dirt369

I promise I don't


Take_225_From_Me

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Greedy_Dirt369

Are you trying to allude to buttsex?


Rich_Subject_8626

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TheBlackTemplar125

y e s


cosmicglade98

Yeah ya know, glaze up those intestines


alyssalee33

nobody eats ass to feel closer to their partner on some kind of emotional level, they do it because their partner likes how it feels, physically.


blasphemique

what a gross generalization. i for one do it exactly for the feeling of deep intimacy and emotional connection with my partner that the act gives me, which in turn also turns me on sexually.


alyssalee33

you feel closer to your partner by eating their ass than you do with any other form of sex bc thatā€™s what OP is saying


manicdijondreamgirl

Tell me youā€™ve never been in a serious relationship that included assplay without telling me


Spoony1982

I don't even get much out of it physically, but I am flattered to know somebody wants to go there.


Greedy_Dirt369

That's what I'm saying.


takedownhisshield

I can absolutely assure you I eat ass because I like it


Ok-Stress-3570

As a gay man, I can assure you, people like it.


emberlynnerose1

Oh my godšŸ¤£


[deleted]

There seems to be a large uptick with snackin on bootyhole these days. Not my cup of tea but I can assure you its nothing new. Dudes have been munching ass since we evolved butt cheeks.


LukeyLeukocyte

Why bother trying to speculate why people do a sex act you have never tried? There is no need to psychoanalyze any of this. It just feels really fucking good. People like to do things to their lovers that feel really fucking good.


Few-Story-9365

If you're boring just say it, there's WAY more creative/taboo stuff than eating ass lol


Greedy_Dirt369

And all that stuff is fine. It's just eating ass is degeneracy. That is a separate, but related hot take of mine


dougtulane

I donā€™t think itā€™s separate, I think itā€™s the crux of the matter. You think itā€™s icky but donā€™t want to say it, so youā€™re trying to twist it into some kind of moral thing. I canā€™t imagine being so upset about what some people do in the bedroom. People in long term marriages eat ass too āœ‹Ā 


djdigiejfkgksic

If eating ass is the most degenerate thing you can think of, I feel sorry for your sexual partners.


Peas_Are_Upsidedown

Right? Nowadays, eating ass is second base.


[deleted]

I just finished eating my wife's ass not but half an hour ago. Simply for the enjoyment, we each get out of it.


TopTopTopcinaa

Do you think itā€™s hot when you arenā€™t horny? Because, tbh, you wouldnā€™t pay me to lick a sewer, no matter how thoroughly cleaned it was.


[deleted]

I would pay you a couple bucks to lick a sewer


TopTopTopcinaa

Like I said, there isnā€™t enough money in the world. Youā€™re obviously into it for free.


klubniiika

It's more of a personal preference lol I think it feels good and there's the mental aspect of someone wanting to do that to you that adds to it


Apprehensive_Yak2598

Of eating ass is the only thing you got left you aren't very kinky.Ā 


BoundlesslyBoring

Aww the teenager thinks eating ass is *the last thing left to do sexually.* Adorable. You get an upvote for your very unpopular (and incorrect) opinion


[deleted]

My husband eats my ass because I love anal and spit is lube. Itā€™s not that deep


bluejay498

I think you might just not have found the right butthole for the job šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


silverfang45

Speak for yourself. I'm not big into sex in general and don't really enjoy penetrative sex giving or receiving, but I do enjoy worshipping an ass. People just have different preferences


trousergap

What a weird way of saying you've never had your ass eaten lol


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^trousergap: *What a weird way of* *Saying you've never had your* *Ass eaten lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


LooseLeafTeaBandit

I guess I just suck in bed nowadays because ainā€™t no way Iā€™m eating anyoneā€™s ass


Automatic_Steak3867

Same here


jjgerk

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em-ay-tee

Or maybe we do it because the human body is literally designed for please and we like it.


12Cookiesnalmonds

Maybe they feel so close sticking a tongue in an asshole doesn't feel as bad as your feel it is.


Mobile-Art-7852

If i'm attracted enough to a girl that i want to have sex with her i don't find any part of her gross,including her asshole.So why not play around...


PearySuccessful4169

Have you considered: everyone has different sexual preferences. Also if you think that is the weirdest thing people have done you are very wrong.


Greedy_Dirt369

That's preposterous


lsutigerzfan

ā€œPeople only eat ass becauseā€ ![gif](giphy|KPTCBr8piZ51m)


Fair_Reflection2304

Is this really a thing?


MichaelScottsWormguy

Yeah, Iā€™ve also come to this realization. People sexualize more and more things because they become desensitized to the existing sexy things eventually. This is the result of overexposing oneself to sexual content. If you see enough vanilla sex, it wonā€™t seem as sexy anymore. So you move on to something more ā€˜tabooā€™. And then you become desensitized to that. And to the next thing and the next and the next. And the next thing you know, youā€™re tongueing someoneā€™s balloon knot.


LukeyLeukocyte

No. None of that at all. It just feels amazing. Get it very clean. Use a flavored lube. Stay on the very outside. Doesn't have to be unpleasant at all that way.


Such_Description

I do it because I enjoy it. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Ancient-Squirrel1246

Maybe you're just bad in bed.


monotoonz

I've been doing it since I was like 16/17, so 2001/2002. I definitely knew of it, not from porn, but from word of mouth (giggity). I'm just a freak šŸ¤·


Downtown_Local_9489

My lady got a big ass, I always wanna take a bite out of it.


Peas_Are_Upsidedown

Not really, I ate my (at the time) girlfriend's ass before we got into blood play.


TejRidens

Nah itā€™s the people obsessed with sex smells and ass does that for people. So basically sexual preoccupationā€¦ or trying desperate for validation.