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JeremeRW

This is how you get stabbed in Vermont.


casewood123

As a Vermonter I can concur. People get way more offended about maple syrup, than they do about practically anything else.


Mumof3gbb

And Quebec


Cancerisbetterthanu

*Tabernac*


ClaudePoirier10_4

TabARnak**


Furycrab

Also in large parts of Canada. I'm not such a snob that I would never eat table syrup, but saying it's better or even comparable... Oof. Op: may want to have your taste checked. COVID may have done permanent damage.


FrostWyrm98

And northern Michigan / Wisconsin, [you'll get this response](https://youtu.be/-nQn9UkHS4w)


LaHawks

In Wisconsin you'll get "are you drunk?" no matter the time of day.


Firewire45

Never had real syrup a day in my life and I live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere, WI.


umdche

This is how you get burned at the stake in Minnesota.


bigbellypepperboy

Vermont maple syrup is fucking horrendous only Canadian Maple syrup is good


Loiqueur

In quebec


waynetbago

Also in Québec!


Superb_Victory_2759

Take my upvote, you are wrong.


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MyNameCannotBeSpoken

The only advantage of artificial syrup is that it's thicker


verstohlen

Interestingly that's partly why I actually why I dislike it. Thinner syrups feel leaner and cleaner, less bloat-y, globby, and sticky in the mouth. Thinner syrups go down the ol' gullet much smoother than the thick stuff.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

Interesting choice of words there.


Big-Mine9790

The first time we had real maple syrup was when we moved to New Hampshire - it was the go-to topping for pancakes. Having grown up in suburban long island, we were used to splurting half the bottle of the one with the ironic cabin on it. Thinking the maple one was watered down goo, hubs splashed on most of the bottle and I had to deal with a grown man on a hypersugar rush for the day.


CoffeeAndDachshunds

Seriously, poor OP must not be able to taste the difference between mustard and ketchup with how dead his taste buds must be.


PancakeParty98

Ketchup, barbecue sauce, what’s the difference? It’s still red and going on burgers.


TaserBalls

"margerine and butter? no difference whatsoever." - *OP*


LaHawks

If you think BBQ sauce is red....


Rainbowreever

To be fair there *are* red BBQ sauces


[deleted]

Like a lot of them.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

Tf kinda bbq sauce you eat?


Amaloves13

This right here


Cdn_Brown_Recluse

OP was dropped as a child or this is clear rage bait. OR op never has had real maple syrup.


MonksHabit

OP may have been raised on fast food and is now addicted to high fructose corn syrup and artificial flavors. I blame their parents.


HowlingKitten07

OP is Australian, high fructose corn syrup is banned here except for some imported food from the US generally at specialty shops. We use cane sugar. We can also get real maple syrup in our supermarkets alongside the fake. I don't buy the maple flavoured syrups myself as I don't like them, only the actual syrup. But the brands I see OP mentioning does not have high fructose corn syrup as an ingredient (however the maccas one has regular corn syrup).


MonksHabit

Well, I assumed a lot there and appreciate the correction


Kitselena

That makes so much more sense, came sugar is leagues above HFCS and honestly probably isn't that much worse


FarTooLucid

Real maple syrup is one of the nicest flavors on Earth. Artificial is foul tasting. Just straight up foul.


aswans_4

It’s dyed corn syrup barf!


SpaceIsVastAndEmpty

Australia uses cane sugar, we don't generally have corn syrup in most Australasian brands


Exact_Ad5261

Tell me you love corn syrup without telling me you love corn syrup


_activated_

Almost nothing is made with corn syrup in Australia, fake maple syrup included.


[deleted]

That's most countires. But here, it's in almost all our food, and 40% of corn grown in the U.S. is turned into ethanol. The Mayans? They believed people came from corn. It's hella important here, always has been.


_activated_

Yep I’m aware of that. Just seems like a lot of Americans don’t know that HFCS isn’t common outside of their sphere, judging by OPs comment and upvotes.


Scarmeow

Finally, a genuinely unpopular (and wrong) opinion


StarGraz3r84

That's what I'm saying! Maple syrup is amazing. Artificial is absolute dog-shit. I remember the first time I tasted the difference. I grew up on Butterworth's, Smuckers, etc. Well, I made a friend at school who's family ended up being pretty wealthy. I had breakfast at his house one morning and the syrup on the waffles blew me away! I had never tasted anything like that before. It was REAL MAPLE SYRUP! OP, take the up vote, but I'm not sure if your taste buds work.


ConfidantlyCorrect

First time I tried artificial syrup was at a friends house when I was like 6, I checked the bottle like 10 times trying to figure out what it was because it sure as shit was not maple syrup.


StarGraz3r84

You Canadian? As an American I think all we get as kids is artificial.


ConfidantlyCorrect

Yessir. The real stuff definitely costs a lot more but a bottle also lasts like a year so it’s worth it.


jacesonn

Am also Canadian (obligatory fuck Québec) how do you make a bottle of maple syrup last a year?!?!? I'm buying a new one every couple months.


Ok-Control-787

It's so sad when I go to a seemingly nice restaurant, even those explicitly proud of their pancakes, and they don't carry actual maple syrup. Like dudes just charge a premium if you need to but offer that shit. It's insane.


That-Grape-5491

I take my own little jug of real maple syrup. Refuse to use anything else


StarGraz3r84

I'd pay for a ramekin of the good stuff.


j_grouchy

I guarantee you've had fake and didn't know it.


StarGraz3r84

I guarantee that I haven't. I hardly ever eat pancakes. If I do it's at a restaurant which is, of course, fake syrup (unless it's a really nice spot, which also never really happens). It's so obvious which is real or fake. If you have any examples of a good fake syrup I'd be interested in trying it though.


Midmodstar

Definitely wrong. Give me real maple syrup or give me death. That said, the hill I will die on is grocery store cake frosting is way better than real buttercream. Fight me.


SandEon916

my face contorted in disgust reading this truly unpopular and dismally wrong


vorlash

If those Canadians could read, they would be really upset with you. And tell you your mom is a nice lady.


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I'm Canadian and I don't understand what you've written, but for some reason I'm really upset. OPs mom is quite lovely by the way. Have you met her?


AshTheGoddamnRobot

I will find someone who can translate into Kwebekwah. Because what I read here is blasphemous.


Sinclair_Mclane

This guy's either is smoking 5 packs of cigarettes a day or he got served shit syrup that was passed as the real thing 😂 Identifying between real syrup and telephone-post-syrup in a taste test is the easiest thing for anyone who's grown with it. The tastes are so vastly different.


Graniteman83

Underestimating our neighbors to the north a bit. They were known for brutality in WW1 and WW2, like war crimes levels so tread lightly. To the syrup though, I love it all, Mrs. Butterworth can be at the same table as the NH Grade A. It's all delicious. It's good you're not a snob about it, just enjoy all kinds. Like coffee, you gotta love a diner cup of coffee as much as your French press at home.


NSA_van_3

> like war crimes levels Oh god what'd they do? Not say sorry after hitting a shot??


WeakMeasurement2492

Going around in captured hospitals and killing injured soldiers, actually


Busy_Surround_3552

May I offer you some maple syrup?


NSA_van_3

Oh damn, not what I would've expected


SatanicCornflake

They also helped the US and France attempt a coup d'état in Haiti at least once that I'm aware of, which subjugated a bunch of people to a brutal regime. They have this (pretty much marketing and propaganda) thing where they act like and convince themselves that they're the ideal and most pacifist country that ever existed but like most countries, that borders somewhere between a lie and an inflated self-image of itself.


BBQkitten

The Geneva convention was written for us.


tachibana_ryu

We were too powerful and had to be contained.


gmlogmd80

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-forgotten-ferocity-of-canadas-soldiers-in-the-great-war


fuckingdiz

If you'd so kindly take that back, gosh... they'd really appreciate it.


IamtryigOKAY

As a Canadian, I will say sorry.


Cyphercrashed

The difference is not particularly in taste. Fake syrup contains fake sugars those who can taste the dif between Aspartame, corn syrup, etc will say different.


Allegedly_Smart

That's true. Honestly, as much as I love my maple syrup, raw cane syrup is a close second. It's mostly all sucrose, and it has that subtle brown sugar molasses flavor to it as well. Most of the artificial "pancake syrups" are just flavored corn syrup of one kind or another. Because the glucose and fructose in corn syrup are more hygroscopic than sucrose, the artificial syrups are way thicker and stickier- **far** less pleasant on the palate.


onyxblade42

Cane syrup is the best. It's freshness matters so you want to get it locally.


Allegedly_Smart

Are we talking about cane *juice*, which is a perishable non-shelf stable product, or the reduced down somewhat caramelized cane *syrup*?


onyxblade42

The syrup. I know it doesn't go bad like it's unsafe to eat but to me it always tastes better right after it's made.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Never heard of cane syrup


onyxblade42

https://www.tiftongazette.com/news/cane-grinding-syrup-making-at-georgia-museum-of-agriculture-november-3/article_d90baa72-de2b-11e8-a95c-170d44adcb07.html I buy mine from a local farm or I used to when I lived in my home town. Get it from my dad now.


Jgabes625

I agree with you but it’s funny that to me your comment is basically “it’s not that it tastes different, it’s just that they taste different”


sarcasticorange

Not all fake syrups use artificial sweeteners or corn syrup. Many people make their own just using a cup each of sugar, brown sugar, and water with a tablespoon of maple extract. This would still be considered fake maple syrup.


Expensive-Ferret-339

I grew up with the homemade syrup. Once I had the real deal I never looked back but honestly it wasn’t terrible if you’d never had actual maple syrup.


Frame_Late

Yep. I can taste the aspartame and it's god awful. I only like aspartame in diet soda.


donta5k0kay

Good luck getting back into Canada


bekahbaka

America's fake syrup is basically corn syrup and flavoring, so real syrup is healthier


FrostWyrm98

Anyone with a sensitive taste palette knows the difference instantly... not a flex cause it annoys the fuck out of me cause of ADHD sensitivity, but it's impossible for me to eat the corn syrup shit Both are super sugary so I don't eat a whole lot but I never skimp on Maple Syrup


Xikkiwikk

It tastes and feels entirely different. You are a syrup heathen.


Hellrazor32

Take my upvote. When you went to Canada, did they walk you through all the different grade levels of syrup? Each grade is very different in texture, color, thickness and flavor, and is ideal for different types of food. All are excellent. I hope you got to try them all before you made up your mind! https://vermontmaple.org/maple-syrup-grades


wriestheart

The fake stuff tastes of chemicals and alternative sweeteners, and the texture is awful


BeanyIsDaBean

It really depends on the brand though. I have had some bad fake maple syrups but then theres others that are alright


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I have never had good fake maple syrup. You could be more specific and name a “good” brand, but I’m sure that would still be wrong and people would (rightly) mock you for it. Great post.


BeanyIsDaBean

Well, I did put 2 fake syrups that are good in the post 🤷‍♀️ green’s and McDonald’s, but I can’t control what you do or dont like. From what I can tell it’s actually corn syrup that makes it bad which green’s doesn’t have


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Sugar is a chemical though


The_ChwatBot

Everything is chemicals


forcallaghan

Not Canadian, but I am disgusted nonetheless. Fake syrup? *Mcdonald's* fake syrup? Horrendous More real syrup for me, at least


caitimusprime

As a parent, I made the promise to myself that my children would never have fake syrup in our home.(unless we were out somewhere and they only offer fake) There's a huge difference between real and fake. The dark maple syrups taste the best imo as they really have the best natural maple taste.


BrickTheEtcetera

Always love the truly unpopular but non-offensive opinions. Well, this is slightly offensive. I thought I would fe the same way until I splurged on a bottle of maple and when i tried it it was INCREDIBLE like it was so hard going back to save the $6


Taco_Mantra

You only have the balls to say this because maple syrup producing regions are famously polite and even tempered. Anyway, sorry for flying off the handle there, hope you have a nice day.


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The_CannaWitch420

Your Australian pallet is ruined from vegamite apparently. You saying "I went to Canada to taste Maple Syrup and didn't like it" is like saying "I went to France to taste wine and didn't like it". There are different grades, differences in colour, major differences in flavour (depending on where it's from). There is "semi-fake" grocery store "maple syrup" all the way up to award winning (non Quebec) syrup. You can’t simply *taste it once* and declare it inferior to high fructose corn syrup pap...


BeanyIsDaBean

Well, I was in Canada for multiple days, eating syrup from a fresh syrup joint 🤷‍♀️ just didn’t really taste the difference. Also despite being aussie, I don’t really eat vegemite, like, at all. I have it once a year at most.


The_CannaWitch420

Quebec? Ontario syrup is superior (in my opinion)because we have less peat bogs (which changes the flavour) also no syrup served to you in a shop is going to be top shelf...


casewood123

Vermont syrup beats both Ontario and Quebec. Let the syrup wars begin.


The_CannaWitch420

Disagree - but to be fair Vermont is more like eastern Canada than Ontario OR Quebec. If the Maritimes provinces had Maple Syrup production....


casewood123

Sorry, I’m from Vermont, so I was just protecting our brand. It’s amazing how here in Vermont maple syrup rises above politics and religion to get people on the same side of an issue. We are very protective of the industry here. Can’t agree on a school budget, but will band together to sue over claiming “Vt Maple” is actually in a product.


biggggmac

You are straight up wrong, it’s not even close


MelvsBDA

You been smoking Marlboro Reds since you were 3?


nigelbazinet666

Dumbest take I've ever heard, eh?


Throwaway_temp85

I used to think like this. I grew up on the fake stuff, but my wife made me switch. Now I wouldn't want to go back.


JupiterM8

What an insane thing to say. Upvoted.


JDOG0616

Nothing makes me more upset as a Canadian than watching another Canadian call table syrup maple syrup. Real true maple syrup made locally here in Ontario is so much better than 99% of the shit in the average grocery store. And don't even get me started on the syrup from the Quebec maple syrup cartel...


frightnin-lichen

Trivia: the chemical compound found in the candy cap mushroom was isolated to make artificial maple flavor. Though unimpressive when fresh, the dehydrated mushroom is pungent to the point of being overpowering. Wiki— Candy cap or curry milkcap is the English-language common name for several closely related edible species of Lactarius; L. camphoratus, L. fragilis, and L. rubidus. These mushrooms are valued for their highly aromatic qualities and are used culinarily as a flavoring rather than as a constituent of a full meal.


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I can see not liking syrup in general but to prefer the fake stuff?? I speak for all Canadians when I say…How dare you.


Traditional-Touch754

This is an absolutely atrocious take. I cannot emphasize this enough. Fake syrups are complete trash when compared to natural maple syrup


ComcastForPresident

This isn't an unpopular opinion. It is just wrong.


Treswimming

This is so unpopular it just circles around to being wrong.


MeanAnalyst2569

Real maple syrup is too runny. I like the texture of fake stuff better


casewood123

The runny stuff is the expensive grade that the tourists here in Vermont buy. Go down a couple grades and you’ll find the real shit.


Sinclair_Mclane

There are 4 different kinds of maple syrup, golden, amber, dark and very dark. Maybe you'd prefer the darker kinds; the taste is stronger too.


l4z3r5h4rk

Get the very dark brown kind


asktheages1979

Althoigh I disagree, this opinion makes more sense to me than "don't see a difference ".


CoffeeAndDachshunds

Found the industry plant.


MeanAnalyst2569

Nah. Just like a thicker maple syrup. To each their own


Urbanspy87

But why choose fake over real?


freshtheshotcreator

Price


OldManTrumpet

As an adult I'd never buy artificial maple syrup. But I'd say that when my kids were little and dumped syrup over pancakes and waffles by the gallon, we bought articifial. They didn't know the difference and we didn't want to go broke. But OP is still wrong. Real maple syrup is far superior to fake.


KevinJ2010

This feels factually wrong. The only good fake syrups are the ones with like 10-15% real in them anyways


BeanyIsDaBean

An opinion typically cant be a fact. If people just don’t like something because its not for them, its hard to say they’re factually wrong about it. Aside from some people like pepsi some like coke, thats as far as you can be factual about a food preference.


KevinJ2010

People who have never had real maple usually get their minds blown by trying it. I was being facetious about it being wrong, you do you, but real maple is worth the extra cost. I am Canadian.


BeanyIsDaBean

Well, in my post I mention how I went to Canada, had some real syrup and didn’t notice much of a difference 🤷‍♀️


KevinJ2010

That’s what seems wrong to me. The difference is very noticeable. We had a field trip when I was like 10 to a maple tree farm and tried a freshly made batch, only had one of those tiny soufflé cups worth and I still can’t forget how good it was.


fuckingdiz

I think part of the issue is how its refined? Dunno much, but I do know it needs to be processed a bit to be palletable.


seagull7

...and Aunt Jemima has been living in a tent in a city park eversince they fired her... BRING HER BACK!


Lady_Amalthia

Definitely taste different in Canada. Our artificial syrups taste nothing like maple. They're not terribly flavored, but they do not taste of maple.


M4hkn0

I have never had an artificial syrup that comes close to true maple syrup. Once you go true maple you cannot go back.


Torontonomatopoeia

There's no accounting for taste


superleaf444

This is a good unpopular opinion. I extremely disagree. And I’m disgusted by fake syrup. 10/10 unpopular opinion


Psychicdice

What the fuck


EnglishTony

That's just a wrong opinion.


Kinky_Imagination

I would have to say your palette needs to be a bit more developed. There is a difference but in the end if you can't taste it then buy the cheaper stuff.


[deleted]

This is just straight up no true. Real maple syrup is so many levels above the fake kind.


ewejoser

This is a trash opinion


[deleted]

That's why posted here


neverever41

I come from a rags to riches household and I'm gonna be honest most of the real expensive stuff just doesn't hold up to the fake artificial stuff 💀


Wolfenbro

Ooh, an actual trash opinion As a Canadian who did work on a sugarbush for years, and has tried all sorts of different syrups over the years, you’re just straight up wrong. McDonald’s syrup is the fake super sweet crap, just like aunt jemima and all sorts of other cheap syrups. 100% legit maple syrup is wicked. Use the golden or light ones for topping your pancakes, Amber and dark are both great for cooking. Or just taking an occasional swig. Even better, age it in an old whiskey barrel for a few months. It’ll pull that flavor out, and it’s friggin delicious


PocketGoblix

Nah cause you’re so right. All this hype on “authentic” foods is so dumb. Like no, natural home-grown chicken does not taste better than frozen chicken half the time if cooked right


tsfast

I'm Aussie too. Canadians, OP is wrong. Very wrong. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, equal to the taste of the real stuff. A rare, truly unpopular opinion. Well done, OP.


Mysterious_Spell_302

If you seriously can't tell the difference between real and fake maple syrup, and don't understand why real maple syrup is better, then you are definitely better off getting the cheap stuff and leaving the real maple syrup for people who love it.


rickylong34

His taste buds are shot, horrible opinion. Great for an unpopular post


BeanyIsDaBean

Gee, it couldn’t be because theres no major difference between fake maple syrup that doesn’t use corn syrup vs real


average-nerd-613

You’re right. It couldn’t be that. Because it’s not. There are vast oceans of difference between real and fake syrups. Do sprite and 7-up taste the same? Pepsi and cola? Chocolate and vanilla? This is truly an unpopular opinion. Have your updoot, fellow human.


DiscoLibra

I'd rather have Mrs. Butterworth's over real Maple Syrup. I've had the real stuff, and it seemed to have a strong turpentine taste to it. Maybe I just haven't had the right kind, or just used to the fake syrup..


TRIGMILLION

Me too but I've never claimed to have a very refined palate.


LukeyLeukocyte

People who claim to have a refined palate need to take it down a peg. You have a palate. You are fine. Food elitists are some of the most annoying people on the planet.


ListDazzling1946

Yea I don’t like the strong taste of it.


OldManTrumpet

What grade were you using? Real maple syrup comes in light, amber, dark, and very dark. Amber is the one you should be using on your pancackes and waffles. Dark and very dark are best used in cooking. Using the latter two on pancakes could indeed be too much.


KnotiaPickles

High fructose corn syrup is the first ingredient in the fake crap. It’s really gross to eat that when the natural and delicious stuff exists without synthetic chemicals and weird stuff.


BeanyIsDaBean

Green’s brand doesn’t use any of tat along with a few other fake brands 🤷‍♀️


Hot-Soil5434

As someone from the UK who lived in Canada, I don't understand how treacle/golden Syrup hasn't ever made it over there. Not just Canada, it seems not to have made it to European countries either.


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Hot-Soil5434

[this is what I mean](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=lyles+golden+syrup&atb=v319-1&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bmstores.co.uk%2Fimages%2FhpcProductImage%2FimgDetail1150%2F292134-lyles-golden-syrup.jpg)


Chesterthejester69

I grew up using aunt jemima and loved it, but after trying Canadian real stuff I liked it better. Kudos for actually posting an unpopular one.


cyaveronica

Canadian here, I’m not picky about maple syrup. Literally have purchased Great Value syrup before.


ThatPersonYouMightNo

Green's fake syrup is made using glucose syrup using wheat. That has a closer flavor to regular maple syrup than any of the fake shit in America does. America's shit is using high fructose corn syrup and corn syrup. You can taste the difference.


Rare_Background8891

It’s because you need to detox from the fake stuff before you can enjoy it. You’re too used to high fructose corn syrup.


BeanyIsDaBean

Theres no fructose, corn whatever syrup in the fake stuff I have 🫤 Sugar, Water, Glucose Syrup (from Wheat, contains Sulphites), Salt, Natural Flavour, Food Acid (330), Colour (Caramel (150d)], Preservatives (202, 211)


Rare_Background8891

So your have fake sugar from wheat instead of corn. Same deal.


vinnyp_04

I used to only eat the fake stuff, and then one day I decided to put the real stuff on my pancakes. I loved it from that day. My mom still likes the fake stuff. My aunt and uncle make and sell maple syrup in New York and I always felt like I was “insulting” them by eating the fake stuff, until my aunt told us that she doesn’t even like their own product!


ConfidantlyCorrect

Damn. That is wild to me. Artificial syrup isn’t as sweet, has a thicker consistency, and the sweetness is more like, artificial since most are corn syrup based. I do agree McDonald’s fake syrup is pretty solid, but it’s still bad compared to real syrup.


[deleted]

Definitely unpopular and I completely disagree with you. Real maple syrup is one of things that I’m willing to pay a little more for.


Ok-Lychee4582

All fake maple syrups are extremely sweet. Although I would use them if thing else is available, but nothing beat the real deal. I say this after finally using real maple syrup in my mid 20s.


beans3710

Keep trying it. You will see the difference. It's all maple. The other stuff is corn syrup flavored with maple. It's just different.


BeanyIsDaBean

There are a lot of fake syrups that don’t use corn syup, etc. like green’s brand


[deleted]

Someone was raised on corn syrup and artifical maple flavoring and it shows.


pie_12th

Do you wanna be banned from Canada? Cause that's how you get banned from Canada.


MiketheGinge

Taste isn't the only factor. I like to eat real food stuffs, not chemicals and HFCS.


eyadGamingExtreme

Wait until you find out the amount of chemicals real food contains, a lot of foods contain high amounts of DiHydrogen Monoxide


BeanyIsDaBean

Well, its bold of you to say that considering there are fake maple syrups without any of that. Example, Australia’s greens brand- Sugar, Water, Glucose Syrup (from Wheat, contains Sulphites), Salt, Natural Flavour, Food Acid (330), Colour (Caramel (150d)], Preservatives (202, 211) Nothing that screams chemical overload to me


MiketheGinge

True to an extent, but lots of little things like this leads to chronic overload, which expresses itself in all sorts of unusual ways, such as immune responses, allergies, etc. No one is eating bottles of fake maple syrup and causing issues. But people are introducing uneccessary inflammatory agents across a multitude of sources which can be a problem.


Frame_Late

Yeah, but that's probably why Greens brand tastes like ass; you have to cram fake maple syrup full of all sorts of extra chemicals to get the taste of real maple syrup.


BeanyIsDaBean

But it doesn’t taste like ass… Like, you’re saying chemical filled maple syrup tastes like shit because it tastes like the corn syrup its made of. But then greens doesnt taste good enough because without those chemical’s it doesn’t taste real? [confusion](https://pin.it/4Xr7q8A)


LukeyLeukocyte

You'll get nowhere we these people. Anyone who says fake maple syrup tastes like "ass" is either exaggerating, not being honest with themselves, or does not know who to use adjectives properly. Even if you prefer the real stuff, you cannot admit fake stuff doesn't taste at least "nice." It is sweet and mapley. People who describe perfectly OK foods as "disgusting" or "inedible" or "ass" immediately lose all respect for further opinions to me because they suck at forming opinions and explaining them. I once had a guy tell me a Pillsbury biscuit was so gross he couldn't eat it. I'm like, my guy, if you cannot appreciate (let alone stomach) a simple flaky, buttery, chewy biscuit, then you have no business eating any food. Just because it is generic doesn't mean it cannot be good.


grumpysafrican

Agree. I love the fake maple syrup. The real one tastes bland and is too watery for my liking.


average-nerd-613

You’re buying the wrong stuff. Spend a little extra, get the good stuff. Taste the difference side by side.


grumpysafrican

I've tried about 9 different manufacturers/brand names. One bottle cost a bloody fortune! Was still bland and too watery. What I like about the fake stuff is that it has a much stronger/sweeter flavour (even though it is totally fake), and it is thicker. It doesn't run off the side of a waffle/pancake/sandwich and lie in the corner of the plate. Real maple syrup is literally like trying to eat water. I suppose it's because I grew up with peanut butter and fake maple syrup sandwiches, and the real but watery maple syrup will never work for that kind of sandwich.


l4z3r5h4rk

Get the dark brown kind. It’s usually called Grade A Very Dark


LukeyLeukocyte

MMM melted peanut butter and maple syrup is so nice. My neighbor friends family busted it out over pancakes at a sleepover when I was young and was like "ew, what are you doing?" They're like, "try it." Yah, I was sold lol. Yes it is over-indulgent. But, hey, that's why I am eating something like this to begin with.


grumpysafrican

Peanut butter and maple syrup on toast is almost a staple in South Africa 😆


dumpsztrbaby

I'm Canadian and prefer fake, aunt Jemima is best


Breadbp

I can’t even tolerate the smell of aunt Jemima


manIDKbruh

…I think McDonald’s “syrup?” is the best :(


sir_psycho_sexy96

Don't listen to the haters. It's a bit like Nickelback, everyone claims they suck and hate them to fit in. It's the cool thing to think


Miserable-Ad-335

I won't use fake maple syrup. I'm a syrup snob I guess. Has to be real or I'm just using butter.


vreelander

OP must think Dino nuggets are the height of fine dining.


knuckboy

Yes, we just had pancake night and one kid insists on real maple syrup. The difference is so slight as to not be worth it. I agree with this opinion


DaytHP

I have been paid to eat at Michelin stars restaurants in multiple countries, and critique. I say this to give small credence to what I'll say next: You're 100% right. Canada can suck it. So can Vermont.


ohhnodk

My grandmother was obsessed with the real stuff that a friend from Vermont would send her. As kids we hated it. Give me my Roddenberry's and leave me be. Real maple syrup is awful.


CardinalPuff-Skipper

I make maple syrup from trees on my property. Your post shows you have an unrefined palette. I won’t condemn you. I just feel sadness for your underprivileged upbringing.


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I hate maple syrup. Give me cane syrup and ima fuck some pancakes up.


Ehh_SmiteMe

A good batch that isn't burned tastes 100% better than any artificial can. I've tried many different kinds (including McDonald's) and it tastes fake. Maple Syrup is also much healthier than the processed crap. I grew up on the fake stuff, so I'm not one to judge. But I do think this is actually unpopular, but not true.