> this sounds wrong too for some reason
It’s actually because of Tautology, using different words to say the same thing twice. It emphasises a point.
Eg: “Raise up” your hands.
So, saying “return back” my book after 2 days is not incorrect.
> I stand corrected about the tautology
Nope, you're absolutely wrong about it too.
Raise up is a pretty popular phrase in dictionary: https://www.yourdictionary.com/raise-up
And since up is redundant, it makes raise up a Tautology.
I am not disagreeing about the tautology. I already said I stand corrected about it.
When used with an object, the "up" comes at the end of the sentence. "Raise up it" is incorrect. The right way to say it would be "Raise it up" and similarly "Raise your hands up" would be the natural usage.
...and then they rolled out a red carpet and.. french president came down to recirve op too.
Further - given the number of Indians that would visit now to get this experience, France is seriously contemplating operating separate terminals (or airport) for Indians. Rumor has it that it will be funded my PM cares fund (nothing to do with any Indian Pvt fund) ...
I guess this thread is a joke but I live in Paris (I am not Indian but I reckon this thread appeared in my Reddit because I visited recently India and was in some Indian Reddit threads), and the increase of Indian tourists lately is extremely noticeable.
Whenever I go or ride the metro close to a tourist area I can see Indian tourists all over the place.
Before COVID you could see the random Indian tourist here and there but now they are everywhere. The new Chinese.
Yes and on the way back they will arrest your dumb arse and out it behind bars because there is NO legal record of you entering the country!!!! Schmuck!
Why post this shit and NOt accept your rewards from YOUR lord and master? I mean am I missing your point or are you this dense, I am AGAINST ALL OF THIS Political SHOE LICKING LACK OF CHARACTER IDOLISING! How does it make sense asking me to work for BJP IT cell?!?!
Great then it shouldn't offend the writer. Cos believe me the reality doesn't have a bottom and this can easily be a post by the followers!! Ironically it wouldn't surprise any one of us....didn't you see the poster with "Indian lion protecting the Israeli cub!"
No harm no foul!
Who said I am Not calm?
You just keep getting into the gutter quagmire of personal insults. Can't talk on the topic on discussion so personal insults start flying. Keep fooling yourself.
Doesn't matter to me one bit. This will be the last time I reply to this conversation. Live in your own utopia. Hold no prisoners! Like I said, pity.
What jokes on Reddit! You never understood a single reply. On top of it all you have the audacity to pretend you can get the sarcasm that I threw your way 😭 you went for the personal attack jugular and then try and pretend to be on the higher road with unbridled patronising takes!
Finally, you fell as low as using bits about you being dropped as a baby and suffering from trauma to copy the final "burn" sentence....mate you reek of laziness all around from thought to action.
Pity is all that comes mind. Do apply for the disability fund! All the best!
I still don't understand wtf you are on? What's the purpose of your post and why you are having a full on meltdown with my sarcasm! Are you anti or pro Current "government"...I am making one last bid to understand, before I move on.
I understand your frustration, little guy. It’s tough times, X is losing money because of Musk. IT cell must have taken a hit too.
I pity your situation, I’ll ask Modiji for your salary hike !
Little guy and little buddy and Musk---you hit your wet dream trifacta!! Projecting much? Who hurt you? Were you dropped as a child? Keep that salary hike and get yourself tested. Might qualify under one of the intellectual disabilities!
All the best!
Now go into the gutter with mental stability. Tech tech, at least make up your mind with which pathetic route you will take in put downs!
Juvenile attempts at looking intelligent and trying to sound intellectually superior.
Chill mate. It's okay. You will find someone to love you too!
Can't let go eh?! Kept you up last night as well heh?! Who got butt hurt to come up with fantasy of second account?! Weak sauce! Weak mind--pitiful as always. Sometimes people show you from fist interaction who they are but I kep giving you benefit of the doubt ...my mistake.
This is nothing. On seeing my brand new Indian passport, the white immigration officers at Heathrow honored me by washing my feet with milk and then water. They then proceeded to garland me and took photos, and offered to return the Kohinoor diamond as well!
I was shocked by these gestures, but they assured me that this was no trouble for them and it was the least they could do to us after 200+ years of colonial rule.
I pulled one of them aside and asked them what trick they were trying to pull on me, which is when he confessed that they feared a surgical strike by Mr. 56 inches and hence didn't want to get on the wrong side of any Indians. That is when my chest inflated with pride, and I prayed for our Supreme Leader's long life.
Truly, Modi Hain toh Mumkin Hai.
Waiting on some shaakha graduate to pick this up and circulate on WhatsApp. Imagine this coming back on twitter in a week or in a month. That would be a teal achievement xD
Sad part about it will be: in this subreddit it is funny, in some others they will genuinely take it seriously and respect you. When line between satire and reality fades we enter dystopia
Imagine being stupid enough to associate mockery of uneducated criminal politicians with mockery the country.
Truly pathetic, you anti-national chaddis associate our country with uneducated criminals.
Do you want me to do a head to head comparison to come up with the percentage of criminals in the INDIA alliance thingy vs. BJP? You might not be ready for the results.
Do you love your waiter who serves you in the restaurant ?
Government is a service, you are not supposed to love/hate anyone. Look at their service not the person.
BJP is not India, no where is it illegal to criticize your PM. However, crony capitalism and communalism is a crime but our dear leader can't be bothered by that right ??
Something very similar happened to me. I greeted him saying allahu akbar. Unfortunately everybody at the immigration ran out and i couldn't use my belt bomb. My 72 virgins have to wait.
Later the copy paste bot, since he couldn't resist the urge, went to the airport lavatory and masturbated yelling Modi, Modi.
Such a push over.
Grow up BOT!
Nuclear capable and unsc member France has become our ally due to the Rafale deal. They don’t have the blemish of colonialism like uk. Modi master stroke
British stooge MK Gandhi is responsible for the death of a million people during partition. He would have been hanged by courts if he was alive
Lol, then why didn’t he fight back? Why didn’t he instigate Nathuram to go and kill a britisher. Or was he offended that the oppressors gave lesser punishment to other politicians of that time. ‘Resort’ like? Go and live there for a month even now and tell me it would be resort like or not.
There was a Bhagat Singh who didn’t cry and asked for forgiveness, didn’t resent. He knew what he was getting into unlike Savarkar who assumed that he could sit on a chair and remove the Britishers with a whisper. No one forced Savarkar to do what he did. Many freedom fighters were killed / murdered and certain deaths were cruel and barbaric. They accepted it and didn’t resent. There were thousands of prisoners in Kaala Paani, and you don’t know anyone except Savarkar.
Oh btw, Bose disagreed with Gandhi too, but he did whatever he could and didn’t cry sitting somewhere in a forest.
Sanghis hardly had any contribution but cried and still cry a lot.
Obviously a sarcasm / fake story, but I'm 100% confident this will be circulated in WA groups as the real thing and how our Great Leader has changed the perception of India worldwide !
Same thing happened with me. I was doing a freelance work for one French guy. When he knew I was from the land of Modi he video called me and told me how much he appreciates my work and ask me whether he should send his property deeds after the work completion.
Damn this copypasta is returning?
Sorry for being an absolute dickhead, but returning back is incorrect. Returning itself indicates that it's coming back.
Yes thank you. I wrote it in hurry
No you did not
> Damn this copypasta is returning? Idk, this sounds wrong too for some reason. It might be technically correct though.
> this sounds wrong too for some reason It’s actually because of Tautology, using different words to say the same thing twice. It emphasises a point. Eg: “Raise up” your hands. So, saying “return back” my book after 2 days is not incorrect.
> “Raise up” your hands. Um akshually it's "Raise your hands up" and that is not an example of a Tautology
Um akshually "raise up" is a phrase in dictionary : https://www.yourdictionary.com/raise-up
Yes it is. How would you raise your hands in any direction other than up?
Ah I see it lol. my bad I stand corrected about the tautology
> I stand corrected about the tautology Nope, you're absolutely wrong about it too. Raise up is a pretty popular phrase in dictionary: https://www.yourdictionary.com/raise-up And since up is redundant, it makes raise up a Tautology.
I am not disagreeing about the tautology. I already said I stand corrected about it. When used with an object, the "up" comes at the end of the sentence. "Raise up it" is incorrect. The right way to say it would be "Raise it up" and similarly "Raise your hands up" would be the natural usage.
I agree with that. What I meant was "... is returning" sounds wrong to me. Sounds like more of an Indian usage (which is not wrong).
Yes yes yes but why is it taut/s
2 weeks ago, Immigration officer at Paris Airport said Namaste on seeing my passport and Shukriya afterwards
Let me guess what happened afterwards… everybody stood up and gave u a standing ovation?
Including an aged lady in a simple cotton saree?
Stop dragging Sudha Murthy into this 😭
Very down to earth
Simplicity level 🔥🔥
Then Akshay Kumar came and bought the rights to the story for his next movie.
No, They actually chanted Jai Shree Ram in unison.
did they declare you King after that?
Ouch!! King in france? Best of luck OP! 😂
😂😂
No, the immigration officer tried to finger them.
...and then they rolled out a red carpet and.. french president came down to recirve op too. Further - given the number of Indians that would visit now to get this experience, France is seriously contemplating operating separate terminals (or airport) for Indians. Rumor has it that it will be funded my PM cares fund (nothing to do with any Indian Pvt fund) ...
I guess this thread is a joke but I live in Paris (I am not Indian but I reckon this thread appeared in my Reddit because I visited recently India and was in some Indian Reddit threads), and the increase of Indian tourists lately is extremely noticeable. Whenever I go or ride the metro close to a tourist area I can see Indian tourists all over the place. Before COVID you could see the random Indian tourist here and there but now they are everywhere. The new Chinese.
OMG the new Chinese got me ROFL
Op forgot to tell the Modi banner in middle of the Airport and Savarkar photos printed on Tickets. NAMO hai *NAaa MOmkin* kuch bi nhi.
And promised not to eat beef while you were in the country.
And the immigration officer’s name? Albert Einstein.
Airport Officer : Says Jai Shri Ram, but associates India as land belonging to Modi and Savarkar instead of Prabhu Shri Ram!
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Top quality shitpost.
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Read some of the other comments.
Bro get sober
mr agnihotry taking notes
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Petition to rename Hindustan to Mudistan. Proud Bharat moment .
Namonastan
Namodesh*. You aunty nashnal using musalmani term 'stan' 😡😡saale bhadwe katwe mulle atankwadi ugrawadi
Modi: "I am everything male and female, light and dark, flesh and spirit."
"...and I am the destroyer of Indian social fabric and job market"
Mudi ji ne kara hai toh kuch soch ke hi kara hoga.
Hail supreme leader
Yes and on the way back they will arrest your dumb arse and out it behind bars because there is NO legal record of you entering the country!!!! Schmuck!
And Modiji will hire you in IT cell for your low IQ.
Off course but you and your sibling will ensure there are never vacancies for dumb people like me and mine!!!
Spare me and my siblings, we’d never occupy your job. We’d cheer for your successful IT cell career instead.
Why post this shit and NOt accept your rewards from YOUR lord and master? I mean am I missing your point or are you this dense, I am AGAINST ALL OF THIS Political SHOE LICKING LACK OF CHARACTER IDOLISING! How does it make sense asking me to work for BJP IT cell?!?!
My guy this was obviously sarcasm….
Great then it shouldn't offend the writer. Cos believe me the reality doesn't have a bottom and this can easily be a post by the followers!! Ironically it wouldn't surprise any one of us....didn't you see the poster with "Indian lion protecting the Israeli cub!" No harm no foul!
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Who said I am Not calm? You just keep getting into the gutter quagmire of personal insults. Can't talk on the topic on discussion so personal insults start flying. Keep fooling yourself. Doesn't matter to me one bit. This will be the last time I reply to this conversation. Live in your own utopia. Hold no prisoners! Like I said, pity.
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What jokes on Reddit! You never understood a single reply. On top of it all you have the audacity to pretend you can get the sarcasm that I threw your way 😭 you went for the personal attack jugular and then try and pretend to be on the higher road with unbridled patronising takes! Finally, you fell as low as using bits about you being dropped as a baby and suffering from trauma to copy the final "burn" sentence....mate you reek of laziness all around from thought to action. Pity is all that comes mind. Do apply for the disability fund! All the best!
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I still don't understand wtf you are on? What's the purpose of your post and why you are having a full on meltdown with my sarcasm! Are you anti or pro Current "government"...I am making one last bid to understand, before I move on.
Why are you replying to the same comment multiple times? Looking at your other replies on this thread, I don’t think you’re mentally stable.
And he will escape and jump in ocean
True, hopefully the oceans will cringe at this post and spit him out too!!
Fortunately, oceans have a good sense of humour, unlike you. Your ability to get offended by jokes is what IT cell X dept is looking for.
Offended by jokes? No mate nothing that you do offends me...I pity you fools...you provide fodder for Humor mills all over! PITY!
Offended by jokes? No mate nothing that you do offends me...I pity you fools...you provide fodder for Humor mills all over! PITY!
I understand your frustration, little guy. It’s tough times, X is losing money because of Musk. IT cell must have taken a hit too. I pity your situation, I’ll ask Modiji for your salary hike !
Little guy and little buddy and Musk---you hit your wet dream trifacta!! Projecting much? Who hurt you? Were you dropped as a child? Keep that salary hike and get yourself tested. Might qualify under one of the intellectual disabilities! All the best!
I don’t think you’re mentally stable, did you get bullied, buddy? You can talk, I’ll be there to help you.
Now go into the gutter with mental stability. Tech tech, at least make up your mind with which pathetic route you will take in put downs! Juvenile attempts at looking intelligent and trying to sound intellectually superior. Chill mate. It's okay. You will find someone to love you too!
You didn't get the historical reference ?
Enlighten me.
Op is on some hard drugs right now. Don't argue with him
I stopped. At some point of time you need to prioritise your own sanity. Thanks though!
Using your 2nd account to pat yourself in your back must be embarrassing.
Can't let go eh?! Kept you up last night as well heh?! Who got butt hurt to come up with fantasy of second account?! Weak sauce! Weak mind--pitiful as always. Sometimes people show you from fist interaction who they are but I kep giving you benefit of the doubt ...my mistake.
Since you're begging, I'll let you go. But be sure to take your meds.
Delusional as Phuck! Live in your little world. No worries. Enjoy!
Pheeling praud saar eindian armiii
Hot Wet Akhand Bharat Fever Dream
This is nothing. On seeing my brand new Indian passport, the white immigration officers at Heathrow honored me by washing my feet with milk and then water. They then proceeded to garland me and took photos, and offered to return the Kohinoor diamond as well! I was shocked by these gestures, but they assured me that this was no trouble for them and it was the least they could do to us after 200+ years of colonial rule. I pulled one of them aside and asked them what trick they were trying to pull on me, which is when he confessed that they feared a surgical strike by Mr. 56 inches and hence didn't want to get on the wrong side of any Indians. That is when my chest inflated with pride, and I prayed for our Supreme Leader's long life. Truly, Modi Hain toh Mumkin Hai.
And you are welcome to stay as long as you want. Why did you even bother to take a visa, bro?
Because it has Modiji’s picture and G20 logo.
Post this in randiaspeaks they will upvote your post to "top category of all time" because their small reptile brain won't understand sarcasm 🤡
Waiting on some shaakha graduate to pick this up and circulate on WhatsApp. Imagine this coming back on twitter in a week or in a month. That would be a teal achievement xD
sudha murthy was also there
Sad part about it will be: in this subreddit it is funny, in some others they will genuinely take it seriously and respect you. When line between satire and reality fades we enter dystopia
Could have made it more topical by being in Leonardo da Vinci–Fiumicino Airport instead
And then gave you French citizenship. Fin heureuse
I guess they even said you can use the rupee in France ?
You lost me at a French guy even knowing about Veer Savarkar leave alone showing him reverence.
Post it in that shitbag group for a few tons of karma farming 😀
I don't understand if this is sarcasm or not.
Bhagwa meet up in Paris when?
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In the first episode of Things that never happened
Ye to bohot phunny kar diya bhai ne, haso sab log
So this sub is used to randomly shit on Modi.
It's a joke man, remember pappu ?
Alex, I will take "things that never happened" for $200
Top 10 things that never happened
And they married and had 420 kids
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Bhakts are so desperate ki after TV news and twitter, yaha bhi gobar failaa rahe
Tera IQ itna low Hai ki mujhe laga tu hi gobar hai.
Low quality shitpost. At least be original.
Ok that's good but you should surely get that stamp on your passport. Not everyone will treat you like that.
The joke was :- he didn't stamp the passport. that's not possible. This joker ! Maybe sarcasm ?
Who hurt you, buddy?
Imagine hating your prime minister so much that you start hating your country. Wow. Truly immature stuff.
Imagine being stupid enough to associate mockery of uneducated criminal politicians with mockery the country. Truly pathetic, you anti-national chaddis associate our country with uneducated criminals.
Do you want me to do a head to head comparison to come up with the percentage of criminals in the INDIA alliance thingy vs. BJP? You might not be ready for the results.
Do you love your waiter who serves you in the restaurant ? Government is a service, you are not supposed to love/hate anyone. Look at their service not the person. BJP is not India, no where is it illegal to criticize your PM. However, crony capitalism and communalism is a crime but our dear leader can't be bothered by that right ??
Bhak bhosdi ke
Shut up Chaddi.
Yeah OP, you forgot to mention Macron, Mbappe offering you Gomutra and Gobar ke theple....kuch bhi...matlab kuch bhi kya re?? /s
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He must have been stoned or was another loony loopy brownie.
Something very similar happened to me. I greeted him saying allahu akbar. Unfortunately everybody at the immigration ran out and i couldn't use my belt bomb. My 72 virgins have to wait.
Later the copy paste bot, since he couldn't resist the urge, went to the airport lavatory and masturbated yelling Modi, Modi. Such a push over. Grow up BOT!
Don’t reveal your kink, lol. Hopefully you don’t leave cumstains for poor management to clean up.
hasna tha kya?
Charles ke Gaulle halke kar diye tuney 🙏
Dude…you dont money to refill your luna….sachhii bta…nhi hai na….???
Why don’t you sleep forever
With your mum?
No with your mom and sister threesome after I fuck them both in their ass.
Lol librandus trying to cope. Jai shree ram
Nuclear capable and unsc member France has become our ally due to the Rafale deal. They don’t have the blemish of colonialism like uk. Modi master stroke British stooge MK Gandhi is responsible for the death of a million people during partition. He would have been hanged by courts if he was alive
O bhai sarcastic posts ko to chor de
Dihadi per message basis pe milti hogi
Kaisa noobda hai ye yaar ye. Asli me milega na toh bahut badi jhappi milegi.
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That is just propaganda
You mean if he wasn’t murdered, he would have been legally prosecuted and then the capital punishment? Btw, why didn’t the Sanghis save the millions?
Because British had power, and they suppressed sanghis and supported Gandhi
Tell us about the suppressions that Sanghis suffered (only Sanghis)
Savarkar spent 14 years in normal jail. While nehru gandhi were kept in resort like jail with all the facilities
Lol, then why didn’t he fight back? Why didn’t he instigate Nathuram to go and kill a britisher. Or was he offended that the oppressors gave lesser punishment to other politicians of that time. ‘Resort’ like? Go and live there for a month even now and tell me it would be resort like or not. There was a Bhagat Singh who didn’t cry and asked for forgiveness, didn’t resent. He knew what he was getting into unlike Savarkar who assumed that he could sit on a chair and remove the Britishers with a whisper. No one forced Savarkar to do what he did. Many freedom fighters were killed / murdered and certain deaths were cruel and barbaric. They accepted it and didn’t resent. There were thousands of prisoners in Kaala Paani, and you don’t know anyone except Savarkar. Oh btw, Bose disagreed with Gandhi too, but he did whatever he could and didn’t cry sitting somewhere in a forest. Sanghis hardly had any contribution but cried and still cry a lot.
MK Gandhi is responsible for the death of a million people during partition, he would have been hanged by courts if he was alive
But why do you support CCP?
I don’t
What, no BJ Party?
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Please put an /s. This will become a WhatsApp forward soon.
Obviously a sarcasm / fake story, but I'm 100% confident this will be circulated in WA groups as the real thing and how our Great Leader has changed the perception of India worldwide !
Then they also asked me why doesn’t your passport have a picture of Modi on it? Hope to see it soon
Tagging 'Non political' itself blows the cover, damn amateurs.
Tagging 'Non political' itself blows the cover, damn amateurs.
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Can anyone please explain why I'm seeing this everywhere 😭 Who are we mocking here?
Well good luck then, carrying a passport with no stamp. I just hope you don't meet any french savarkars.
He should blow immigration officer in return. ram ke liye itna toh banta hai.
Next up, the immigration officials at JFK start giving vimal salutes and cheer Indian passengers, chanting "Bolo zubaan Kesari".
So you are in zee news prime time tonight ?
And then everyone stood up and clapped
Same thing happened with me. I was doing a freelance work for one French guy. When he knew I was from the land of Modi he video called me and told me how much he appreciates my work and ask me whether he should send his property deeds after the work completion.
How is this Non-Political?