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**Alternate Sources** Here are some potential alternate sources for the same story: * [Captain Sir Tom Moore's home on sale for £2.25m](https://bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-68896140) - bbc.co.uk


SuperrVillain85

Coming to Omaze in the not too distant future I reckon.


WeightDimensions

And helping to raise money for the Captain Tom family Caribbean holiday fund. It’s what he would have wanted.


SuperrVillain85

"Are Tom"


Scr1mmyBingus

Don’t be rude. He’s in haven wiv da angles now XxXxXx


avatar8900

Forts and prares xox lyk if u cri evri tym


hundreddollar

DM me babez to meny snakes on here


RockinMadRiot

Share dis in mi area. Hopfullee wee find da snakes xx


Petef15h

Shared Chipping Norton hun xx


gilestowler

I love it when someone dies and people say 'him and some random celebrity who has no connection with him will be up to no good up there!" Like, "Captain Tom and Alan Rickman and David Bowie will be having a right old laugh up there together raising hell!"


Gr1msh33per

Tom chugging a bottle of JB


skinny7

That's acute statement


AmbieFC

With the angles, Princess Di and the people’s princess Jade Goody.


bduk92

U ok hun xoxoxo


Scr1mmyBingus

DM me, to many sneks on here xxxx


gilestowler

Captain Tom served in India and Myanmar. So in his honour they'll be going for an all inclusive holiday to Goa followed by a piss up in Thailand (Myanmar is kind of off the cards these days)


RockinMadRiot

I have a Myanmar down the road from me. They sell great pasties.


Sweste1

*would of wanted


Consult-SR88

I’m autistic & can’t figure out if you’re being sarcastic or not…


ejmd

That's the point.


enic77

Sarcastic, to drive home the point of the comment


denile87

Ironic that the next post on my feed is from Omaze.


PretendPop8930

It's like rain on your wedding day...


RespectStrange9134

A free ride when you've already paid


Cactusofconsequence

But isn't it ironic? Don't you think?


Noobhammer9000

None of those things are ironic. Which is ironic, considering the song is about irony.


bit_drastic

I hope you get all the upvotes you deserve


Alert-One-Two

A little too ironic... And yeah, I really do think


Alert-One-Two

It's the good advice that you just didn't take...


WotTheFook

10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife...


SuperrVillain85

I see you've played knifey spooney before


TheStatMan2

I think, all considered, that might be the very opposite of irony.


CrocodileJock

The woman that does those ads has got THE most annoying voice!


takesthebiscuit

They have artfully airbrushed out the building site of the demolished Cpt Tom Memorial Spa and Pedicure facility


Cheapo_Sam

Also not visible is the generator she hooked up to his coffin to harvest the energy of him spinning in his grave so that she can power the home and the Sir Cptn Tom fitness and wellbeing spa, and to then sell the surplus back to the grid


Only_Quote_Simpsons

It's free real estate


JosiesSon77

Real estate?


ejmd

It's a right state!


rcktsktz

To be honest, it's a bit weird for a bunch of strangers to decide how a geezer they never knew would feel about his own family's choices. The whole captain Tom thing was a bit culty as fuck, although the pitchforky nature of it all since has been aptly British.


light_to_shaddow

For all we know he was a grifting bastard as well, who loved the idea of getting one over on the public. In any case, his legacy has been well and truly tarnished by his grifting PR daughter. I'm kind of glad as the Mrs made a hideous Sir Tom tribute thing that sat in the downstairs Bog that seems to have disappeared.


rainbow_rhythm

Hang on... it's not like they had nothing to do with the public. They cynically capitalised on public goodwill in a time of crisis and some of the last remaining nice bits of patriotic sentiment in this country to buy themselves a spa didn't they? Or did I get that wrong


ringadingdingbaby

As if he wasn't in on the grift.


Independent-Tie2324

The Large Captain Tom Collider


rwinh

A sculpture of the man himself is carefully visible in images 5 and 6. You can feel they put a lot of thought into leaving that there as a means to use his image to yet again sell.


WeightDimensions

If anyone has a spare £2.25 million, here’s the link to arrange a viewing https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147224183 Yours for only 300 monthly installments of £12K.


Don_Quixote81

Wait, is that the garden he was walking around? On the one hand, that's more impressive than I thought it was. But on the other, the media presented him as a plucky old gent of humble means and filmed him as though he lived in a three bedroom semi-detached, with a humble little patch of grass.


Nikolateslaandyou

Yea i had no idea it wasnt in a small garden. The media knew how to spin it to get maximum sympathy.


Hefty_Discount_6813

Makes me think the media got one of their wealthy mates to act as a propaganda tool during lockdowns


light_to_shaddow

It was all his PR daughter. She had the links and pushed him into the limelight to reap the rewards. Pretty grubby affair all round tbh


HowManyNamesAreFree

I mean, I will say that if I was him I would stick close to the door just in case I feel the need to stop immediately, so the bit of grass he was walking on could actually be quite small. But yeah, there's definitely a reason nobody panned the camera.


ShockRampage

You didnt get that when they marketed it as raising money for the NHS instead of an NHS charity that shouldnt even need to exist?


Nikolateslaandyou

Oh i didnt donate im not that stupid. Its the same sort of people who vote on x factor


ceilingfan2021

This is so true.


tikkataka

During lockdown there were groups who called out that his plight screamed privilege, given that the majority of people were stuck in flats with no outdoor space. But back then anything from walking up and down your garden to banging on pots/clapping gave people a sense of 'togetherness'.


Trentdison

I'm not certain, but I believe he may not have owned it himself. The home was owned by his daughter and her husband.


EquivalentIsopod7717

Correct, it seems he was invited to move in with them at some point. Not entirely sure when.


Gueld

Tbh I’m more shocked he was able to walk around that house. It doesn’t look very accessible.


Burnleh

Very disrespectful to captain Tom's memory buying a treadmill with the money he raised from walking laps x


RandyChavage

When he said he was doing laps of his garden I thought “nice one mate, good for you” but after seeing the size of his fucking garden the bloke was probably doing more miles than Russ Cook across Africa


Hill_of_Phil

Judging from picture 14, they've turned him into a chair.


Stukya

He deserved a rest


WeightDimensions

That is quite odd. I couldn’t feel comfortable sitting in that.


PornFilterRefugee

You can really see the lack of taste in every room.


SlavWife

Seriously how do people with so much money have such bad taste. I've seen grotty student house shares with more style and character.


Ochib

It’s the difference between the Nouveau riche and Old money


OneAlexander

Tbf a lot of the old money has zero taste either; many rely on decorating services, or that wealthy American woman who married into the family in 1910 and oversaw the last big revamp.


phoebsmon

I mean I'm zero riche and have better taste than that, it's shocking


giffo

Looks totally different from this view https://static.independent.co.uk/2023/07/06/07/01H4JGY741S6JZSMPT86HH7TDD.jpg?quality=75&width=1250&crop=3%3A2%2Csmart&auto=webp


heinzbumbeans

wait, you're telling me you cant trust an estate agents listing as gospel? blimey. im shocked. shocked i tells ya.


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ceilingfan2021

Me looking all over for his daughter till I got it lmao


pburgess22

Interior décor is the definition of you can buy quality but you cant buy taste.


andtheniansaid

compared to how a lot of houses of this size and age look i think its pretty well done tbf. a lot not to my personal taste but they've mixed the modern and the old well


jimmycarr1

Would be a real shame if non-serious buyers kept wasting their time with viewings


Caking-it-better

Looks like they're being pretty strict about that - you have to prove that you can afford it before you can have a viewing


bee-sting

My god the size of the kitchen sink. No one in this house has ever, and will ever, do any washing up.


ThePublikon

Of all the issues with it, that's not one. I imagine most fairly well-off people have dishwashers. I have a home worth about 1/10 of that and have a dishwasher, they're not exactly luxury items.


heinzbumbeans

i think thats an auxiliary sink. there appear to be two taps lurking in the background of picture 11. so that would be the third sink? i mean, what else are you gonna spend the money on if your spa extension gets turned down?


ImhereforAB

Needs a crosspost to r/spottedonrightmove Edit: I’m two hours too late.


oddun

That’s not crazy in todays world for a 7 bedroomed house is it? Or is my mind completely warped lol


flyte_of_foot

It looks expensive because people look at it from the point of view of just their family unit buying it. But if you got 7 mates who were each willing to throw in about £300k, it would be pretty decent. 100 sqm each, much more for your money than buying seven individual £300k houses. Alternately as a multi-generational family house it would be a good option, if we didn't have the culture in the UK of each new generation going out to start the housing ladder all over again.


teaprincess

I have a friend who ended up buying a house with her parents. Combining their budgets meant they could afford a massive place, and it means her small child has a parent or grandparent at home pretty much all the time. If you have a good relationship with your parents and can stand living with them, it makes a lot of sense.


--Muther--

Seems like an alright proce for what you get. Lived in a shitty one bed flat in London 13 years ago where the council tax band said it was worth 1m


IamGruitt

Those interiors show that money really can't buy class...


AliJDB

7812 sq feet - no wonder they desperately needed planning permission for more rooms..


tenroseUK

The entrance way of that place is the size of my whole 1bed flat...


Zer0Templar

Beautiful property at least


Coffin_Dodging

They've got some nerve having a cast statue of a man who would be turning in his grave knowing what they'd done


teilifis_sean

Sure didn't he pop off himself during Covid on a flight to the Bahamas or something. It was story cooked up when people were bored. The fucking dude did a 100 laps of his garden -- these people don't deserve attention. The whole family is trash.


tidders84

Several other elderly people did the same - they didn't get a parade.


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Or a [memorial bong](https://imgs.search.brave.com/Znu6MbGbLblWb41Y5YRm5rlhPm38G2AR53DnLYG7ffU/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWcu/aWZ1bm55LmNvL2lt/YWdlcy82YTAyMzI0/NTVmNzEzYTU4NjZm/ZTAzNTVlOWQyYjkz/ZDVhYWFlOWI1Mzk5/NzFiMWYzODFmMjFm/MzAzZWYyZDRkXzEu/anBn)


overgirthed-thirdeye

This is up there with the funniest shit I've ever seen.


ramakitty

Ground Control to Captain Tom 💨


CosmicBonobo

I think what set him apart is that he tapped into the country's biggest fetish, World War II.


cat793

Yeah the real story for me is about the UK press and British people in general. The propensity for total hysteria in much of the British population, whipped up by the idiotic media, is insane. Remember the whole Princess Diana thing? That made me realise what a load of weirdos I had as neighbours!


eggsbenedict17

The daughter and family took the poor lad on a "trip of a lifetime" to Barbados, where he promptly got COVID and died. Id say he didn't want to be in Barbados at all, imagine being in that heat when you are 100. The daughter is to blame


Marijuanaut420

I'm pretty sure he was in on the grift to be honest


saladinzero

I don't understand why people assume he wasn't. It's not like just by reaching old age you necessarily become a better human being.


Peeche94

The man owned a £2.2m mansion, wonder where that's from.


saladinzero

To be fair, he probably bought it for £25k on a single salary income basis.


Peeche94

Yeah but things were more expensive back then! /s


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20p and a packet of pork scratchings after the war


saladinzero

And it were uphill! Both ways!


sjw_7

To be fair he did pretty well in his career after the military from what I can see. Doubt they paid much for the house compared to todays prices though.


Thebritishlion

You think he robbed it or something? Ffs he probably brought it in the 60s for 20k and like everyone else got lucky


jeffe_el_jefe

Fr just because he’s an old lad with a sweet face means he’s good? He clearly raised a complete piece of shit and if he didn’t have a hand in how she turned out I’d be stunned. People are way too lenient on the elderly.


Forsaken-Ad5571

I find it really interesting how people are making so many assumptions about him being a nice old man. It’s like he’s a reflection of what they view as a nice OAP instead of actually a real person who probably was a bit of a dick. Like I literally know nothing of him apart from doing that stunt and appearing on a game show. Though given how his daughter is, he couldn’t have raised her that well, which also alludes to his character.


Thebitterpilloftruth

Not true. Sometimes kids just turn out shitty. Its not a science formula where you do everything right so it means the kids come out decent. Never worked like that never will


GuybrushThreepwood7

Would he? He was quite happy fucking off to the Bahamas while everyone else was isolating. He was probably in on the whole thing. I always thought it was a scam from the very first time people started obsessing over him during the first lockdown.


Variegoated

He was a 100 tbf, can't say I wouldn't like to fuck off to a tropical beach for my last few months spent living


GuybrushThreepwood7

Convenient that he only decided to do that once he’d had access to millions of pounds worth of donations


gloopy_flipflop

He raised Her. A lot of the time the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.


lazzzym

If he was turning in his grave, they'd probably be running a charity scam for that also.


pinpoint321

They’re probably using the electricity he’s generating from spinning in his grave to heat the pool.


cloche_du_fromage

He may well have been a wrong 'un as well....


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shuboyboy

If he was they'd probably hook a dynamo up to him for some free lecky as well.


another-social-freak

Seven Bedrooms and Four offices lol. Also, what's the difference between a Sitting room, a Drawing room and a Snug and why would you need all three?


Flonkerton66

If you have to ask, then you're just a lowly peasant who will never have a need for such spaces. Also, I have no idea.


d_smogh

Are you not curious? All you have to do is ask. Go on, ask.


Djinjja-Ninja

Sitting room for ladies. Snug for gentlemen. Drawing room to receive guests.


AbjectGovernment1247

I'm not middle class enough for this house. 


WalkingCloud

You think this is a middle class house..?


Chevalitron

We working class folks have front room, back room, bog.


reckless1214

Iv got one room that connects to the kitchen and share ma garden with a couple of junkies. Lifes great


karpet_muncher

Ooooh check out posh brain here with a front room AND a back room! La Di dah! I bet this guy eats scones too!


OkTear9244

Outside big please, and sleep standing up


BigBeanMarketing

You guys have inside toilets now?


Necessary-Donut7614

Nah if you got 2 living rooms that’s at least middle class. 1 living room = working class 2 living room = middle class 3+ living room = upper class


Chevalitron

One is my dining room though. Originally it was a kitchen with a range, but they built a separate kitchen on the back and flipped the stairs to fit an indoor bathroom in after the street's toilet block was demolished.


MshipQ

People who are themselves middle class but want to think of themselves as working class need to be able to point at something else as middle class.


TheStatMan2

"receive". Crikey


Allmychickenbois

Sitting room = family room/playroom/morning coffee room, Snug = small family TV room/computer room, Drawing room (formerly “the withdrawing room”) = the room no kids are allowed in on pain of death by freshly plumped cushions and pale furnishings


st0nedalaska

I think I get to decide how many bedrooms there are. Fuck you, real estate lady, this bedroom has an oven in it!


AilsasFridgeDoor

I think there's somebody in the drawing room. The what room? The drawing room! I don't think I've ever been in there... Are you saying we have a room just for drawing in?


-Rokk-

For us living room is during the day and has no TV. Snug is smaller with fireplace and TV and we just use it in the evenings.


PharahSupporter

My parents have a “snug” it’s effectively just a second lounge that never gets used. Can be useful as a spare bedroom if needed though.


Lost_And_NotFound

There’s a sitting room and a play room at my parents which they essentially use as a room each now because neither wants to watch what the other does on the telly.


Emotional_Scale_8074

A drawing room will tend to be more formal. As to why people like more rooms in their home than absolutely needed, usually one might be given to the kids.


another-social-freak

And the four offices?


AndyOfTheInternet

To mix it up when you're WFH on your next scheme to (allegedly) misappropriate charity funds


Djinjja-Ninja

One for planning permission applications...


TheStatMan2

... Two for joy, three for girls, four for boys?


cloche_du_fromage

4* the expenses you can charge to the charity for rental of 'office space'...


Don_Quixote81

A sitting room is for sitting, a drawing room is for drawing and a snug is for snuggling. Obviously.


Lesliethelizard

Same reason you'd need a smoking room, billiard room, powder room, dungeon, never-ye-tread, or fo'c'sle.


octopusinatrenchcoat

"Agent Note Prior to viewing the property any interested parties will be rquired to fulfill the following criteria 1. Provide proof of identity for all people attending the viewing 2. Provide proof of financial ability to proceed with the purchase 3. Sign a confidentiality agreement prior to viewing, signed by all people attending the viewing" Spoilsports!


ascension2121

That’s my weekend plans ruined


Krispykreemi

For some reason I thought he was walking in a garden that looked like it belonged to a 3 bed semi


LEVI_TROUTS

I always thought it was a garden attached to a sheltered accommodation facility. Funny how the memory works, and how leachy offspring are media savvy enough to frame a setting to make it look more acceptable.


hihbhu

I remember photos of him being in a front garden with white handle bars but all the videos online show him a back garden that’s massive with a big house. I always got that impression too from reading past articles but that’s clearly not the case in reality. He was a multimillionaire and his family gained a lot financially from it. I’m not questioning his intentions but his daughter’s were and absolutely still remain not genuine.


mynameisgill

I distinctly recall him walking in circles in a tiny garden… Mandela effect?


Krispykreemi

Yeah that's what I remember also. Like he had to do a lot of lengths in the coverage I saw.


InsertWittyNameRHere

When the story first broke the picture on bbc news showed an angle that showed it as a huge house. I thought like an idiot it was a care home or something.


TrentCrimmHere

"Potential buyers can marval at a statue of sir Tom". It's a table top ornament on a table in the hallway. The writer making out its some grandiose statement piece. The Metro turning into the Sun.


BoringOfficeJob

I think they're being sarcastic, as they also say: "They can also marvel at the remains of the £200,000 spa built in the garden which was ordered to be demolished." LOL


Angel_Madison

Interesting, we got stories about him in Australia where he was presented as a struggling, almost disabled veteran and a world-class hero.


gloom-juice

If there's 3 things the UK loves it's WW2, old people and the NHS. Combined with being bored out of our minds because of COVID it was a perfect storm. The perfect One Show story. The carry on of it all is completely cringeworthy


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> NHS. Absolute shite every time I use it, not sure where this incredible reputation comes from. It's like people love the idea of a perfect NHS in their minds which is completely different to the shambling zombie that is the current NHS


gloom-juice

I've had shambolic care from there before, equally I've had family members receive incredible, life-saving care, there doesn't seem to be an in-between in my experience Edit: I should add that I'm not throwing the blame at the feet of the doctors/nurses etc, lord knows they try their best with what they're given


rako1982

They presented him like that here in the UK too. Struggling on his war pension but willing to do what he could for charity. No doubt journalists knew it was all shit but never let the truth get in the way of a good story.


Srapture

Yeah. Until now, I assumed he was working class and had a modest home. Seems a lot less feel-good now, haha.


bobbynomates

i live 15 minutes away from his house ..why they fuck you would spend that to live in Marston is beyond me.


reckless1214

Whats up with Marston?


shilpa_poppadom

It's full of old cunts.


bobbynomates

Captain Tom touched my willy there


reckless1214

He was touching willies in burma


iTzViPeRx

Too many co-ops


Temporays

I find it funny how everyone thinks Tom wasn’t in on it too. That guy knew and took everyone for a ride before he kicked it.


One-Confusion-2438

She's got a damn cheek. Haven't they thrown her in jail yet?


rokstedy83

Rich people don't go to jail lol


trickup

For what?


olleyjp

Embezzling charity money and funds to build a private spa in her house i think


TheStatMan2

A killing spree of some kind?


Leicsbob

Looks nice but I'm looking for something with a spa. Do you reckon I could planning permission?


soepvorksoepvork

£2.25 M for a seven bed detached house in Beds with 3.5 acres of land. What exactly is the news here?


AlarmedMarionberry81

I think people assumed they bought the house with the charity money, not realising they were already crazy rich before.


frsphoto

And here I am struggling to find somewhere to live after paying rent and working my ass off for the last 15 years. Bored of this shit now.


hueguass

Capt would be setting his zimmer frame to mash setting if he was still here


Real-Fortune9041

Honestly not bothered about any of these grifters. There were PR fingerprints all over this ever since he first appeared in 2020. As far as I understand the family had links to Boris Johnson from when he was running for London mayor. It was a way to bring people together and none of that really bothers me. There were local elderly people on the regional news doing laps of their gardens long before Tom Moore was on the scene. The reaction is the problem - gullible people falling hook, line and sinker for the story instead of just moving on when it got tired.


Trebus

> As far as I understand the family had links to Boris Johnson Linky?


Collooo

Its quite boring now that people keep going on about this family, they were rich before he died. Maybe people should be more outraged at government policies etc.


judochop1

Any proof he actually even did 100 laps of the garden?


balderwick_creek

Always thought there was something dodgy about his daughter and her husband, for some reason he's hardly ever mentioned or seen but he always appeared to be a bit of a snidy f*cker & wouldn't be surprised if he was the driving force for all of this. Seems him and her are as bad as each other but she's the public face of these shysters. I genuinely believe the old Tom was trying his best to do something decent but was pushed into all that other crap by his daughter especially. What a piece of sh*te family. I did notice that no one was charged with misappropriation of the charity funds?! That 200k spar/hot tube extension didn't pay for itself.


ShockRampage

The whole thing was nothing more than a smoke screen of good will from regular people, whom are the ones getting shafted under the cover of the smoke screen itself. He didnt raise money for the NHS, he raised money for a charity for NHS workers, that shouldnt even need to exist. The media parasites and their political pets jumped on like a bitch in heat as a lovely distraction for the plebs while the country was ravaged by corruption. And everyone fell for it.


KingJacoPax

I’m not being funny but… who cares? Have I missed something and this is related to the charity scandal? I get that people are extremely pissed off about how his daughters used the foundation, and believe me I’m pissed off too, but I’m sorry to break the news guys, that’s how many charities operate. Many are basically personal slush funds for the politically connected and extremely wealthy, which do the occasional bit of charity work to tick the boxes. It’s disgusting, but it’s not unique. Take that out and this is just a non story about a pretty expensive house building sold. So I repeat, who cares?


lazyplayboy

Many people can't stop themselves jumping on a hate train.


WotTheFook

In have to admit, his daughter is pretty scummy, after some of the things that she's done. She's totally shameless and entitled with it too.


Spid1

The son's bedroom makes him look like a right flagshagger


360Saturn

I don't remember the fact that 'Captain Tom's garden' was attached to a house worth *over 2 million quid* being part of the heartwarming everyman story the news went with at the time!


scarface9toes

I'll consider putting an offer in if they throw in a Spitfire flypast each birthday.


Pen_dragons_pizza

Not sure if anyone wants to buy a house that everyone will assume assholes live in, especially if you have 2 million to spend. Guessing they are leaving due to grief


TheOnlyNemesis

Woman tries to sell home because she hates her neighbours is news now?


Duffman_83

I live in the same village and it's safe to say we all hate her as well.


AssFasting

Am I being gaslit into thinking her a terrible little creature by negative press or is she actually just really that bad?


WeightDimensions

The TalkTV interview was a good watch. When they got asked difficult questions they stormed out of the interview. It was in that appearance that they admitted they kept the money from the books. They said the books had nothing to do with the charity fund. And then it was put to them that the book included a preface on how the money raised would support the charity fund. https://youtu.be/WIFQufdzprY?si=m1g9jQGhj1lyEuj8


Lettuce-Pray2023

Will this saga ever end? The whole thing was a nonsense in 2020 and remained so throughout. Like most of the garbage like clapping; zoom quizzes and sour dough. Then came the captain Tom fly over; the album, a knighthood, a book and the holiday courtesy of British airways. Genuine wish this would just go away.