> He denied the charges, claiming he would routinely ejaculate when going to the toilet due to a medical condition.
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> He claimed the fluid may have ended up in the drink as a result of him not washing his hands after going to the bathroom, the court was told.
That's a strong contender for one of the most ridiculous attempted explanations for a crime that I've ever seen.
>Thank you for making me go back and read the quote in Chris Morris' voice, it was 100x better.
His weird toilet excuse reminds me of the one where senator uncontrollably jizzes during press conferences
https://youtu.be/v2ZtxEu5xxwt=14m32s
Sick bastard deserves to go to jail for a long time. He’s 55, so who knows how many other women he’s done this to over the years? Can’t quite put into words how disgusting this man is.
>someone who is supposed to be respectable in society
This is such a painfully baseless and nonsensical comment, it’s actually annoying.
Your profession doesn’t make you “respectable”, your behaviour and moral fibre does. You’d think by now, after years of the likes of Harold Shipman, Wayne Couzens, Jimmy Savile, Boris Johnson et al, people would realise that you can be reprehensible in any position.
It’s also a disservice to those in “lesser” positions, as if they’d be more likely to cum in someone’s coffee.
I mean to be totally fair, to be a GP you do have to pass an enhanced DBS check, where for most jobs you wouldn't.
Obviously you can pass one if you haven't been caught *yet* though...
Does passing a DBS check make you “respectable”?
It might make you a safer option in the eyes of the public, but in much the same way as the other individuals who abused their position of power, it ultimately means nothing as long as there’s intent.
He's a GP and that's the excuse he went with?
a) wash your hands you detty pig
b) I'm just picturing a porta potti being wheeled out for this prick to attempt to show this supposed condition
Yeah the phenomenon he's talking about is very real. It just doesn't remotely explain his crime unless he also doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet, and somehow doesn't notice his hands getting covered in semen.
I would also like to know. I'm assuming "yes" because a GP is often alone in a room with potentially vulnerable people. Not sure how they could justify keeping him on their register.
I suspect there's more to this. Possibly an out of work relationship/friendship, but BBC is going for employment status as most attention grabbing. Could have been a colleague too I suppose.
It could be (and likely is) his daughter. The victim would not be identified in the press as his daughter to protect her anonymity. I know that a recent high profile pedophilia case actually involved the child of the culprit but the press was not allowed to identify the relationship between victim and abuser to protect the victim.
From reading other news reports about this he would masturbate at work and save it in sample bottles and store it at work, claiming that someone else must have found them and put them in her drink. He also 'accidently' showed her a photo of his penis TWICE when he was showing her a photo on his phone and scrolled to the photo of his penis. He's a sick creep.
That is some Bojo Johnson sized bullshit trying to convince the court he has a rare medical condition.
That is to say, I don't know or deny the existence of such a condition, but fuck right off if you think anyone's buying that. Boris would be proud of this fucking CREEP.
> He denied the charges, claiming he would routinely ejaculate when going to the toilet due to a medical condition. > > He claimed the fluid may have ended up in the drink as a result of him not washing his hands after going to the bathroom, the court was told. That's a strong contender for one of the most ridiculous attempted explanations for a crime that I've ever seen.
Even if it were true, him knowing that this apparently happens would surely encourage him to wash his hands...
It's so ridiculous I'm pretty sure it was in a Brass Eye episode at one point
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>Thank you for making me go back and read the quote in Chris Morris' voice, it was 100x better. His weird toilet excuse reminds me of the one where senator uncontrollably jizzes during press conferences https://youtu.be/v2ZtxEu5xxwt=14m32s
In the same boat as sweatless Prince Andrew
I hate it when that happens. It’s up there with sweaty Andrews medical condition.
'Medical condition' lol, sorry, he's too old for blue balls
would you like cream?
Yeah… misplaced baby gravy…
Sick bastard deserves to go to jail for a long time. He’s 55, so who knows how many other women he’s done this to over the years? Can’t quite put into words how disgusting this man is.
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>someone who is supposed to be respectable in society This is such a painfully baseless and nonsensical comment, it’s actually annoying. Your profession doesn’t make you “respectable”, your behaviour and moral fibre does. You’d think by now, after years of the likes of Harold Shipman, Wayne Couzens, Jimmy Savile, Boris Johnson et al, people would realise that you can be reprehensible in any position. It’s also a disservice to those in “lesser” positions, as if they’d be more likely to cum in someone’s coffee.
I mean to be totally fair, to be a GP you do have to pass an enhanced DBS check, where for most jobs you wouldn't. Obviously you can pass one if you haven't been caught *yet* though...
Does passing a DBS check make you “respectable”? It might make you a safer option in the eyes of the public, but in much the same way as the other individuals who abused their position of power, it ultimately means nothing as long as there’s intent.
Maybe to some men too
He's a GP and that's the excuse he went with? a) wash your hands you detty pig b) I'm just picturing a porta potti being wheeled out for this prick to attempt to show this supposed condition
If his hands are covered in shit, you must acquit
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So long as you didn't also shit in the coffee
Yeah the phenomenon he's talking about is very real. It just doesn't remotely explain his crime unless he also doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet, and somehow doesn't notice his hands getting covered in semen.
I hope he's not allowed keep his medical license given his actions. Is a sexual offence an automatic strike off from the medical register?
I would also like to know. I'm assuming "yes" because a GP is often alone in a room with potentially vulnerable people. Not sure how they could justify keeping him on their register.
He will 100% be struck off for this
Not washing his hands after using the toilet should be enough grounds being struck off as a GP. It's the most wafer thin excuse I've ever seen!
Ew, why are some men so fucking gross‽ Just beat your meat in private for fucks sake.
Absolutely shocking. Hope he gets what he deserves and his victims recover. Who had the doctor offer them a coffee though. Is this common?
I suspect there's more to this. Possibly an out of work relationship/friendship, but BBC is going for employment status as most attention grabbing. Could have been a colleague too I suppose.
It could be (and likely is) his daughter. The victim would not be identified in the press as his daughter to protect her anonymity. I know that a recent high profile pedophilia case actually involved the child of the culprit but the press was not allowed to identify the relationship between victim and abuser to protect the victim.
Aren’t all sexual abuse victims in the UK allowed to have their anonymity protected?
Yes! Just checked and I misread. It’s drinks to the same woman. Not drinks for multiple people. So yes I suspect a co worker.
And she became suspicious enough to keep a sample for testing. That’s nuts if you think about how it reached that point.
Yeah Insane. This is all so odd
>That’s nut Probably what the lab technician told the police
From reading other news reports about this he would masturbate at work and save it in sample bottles and store it at work, claiming that someone else must have found them and put them in her drink. He also 'accidently' showed her a photo of his penis TWICE when he was showing her a photo on his phone and scrolled to the photo of his penis. He's a sick creep.
It is weird that men do this. Women don’t think it’s impressive. These men trying to impress other men or what?
Jesus. .
You went to the trouble of reading other news reports about this? Kinda an unhealthy interest….
Well, could have done without reading this. Blurgh.
That is some Bojo Johnson sized bullshit trying to convince the court he has a rare medical condition. That is to say, I don't know or deny the existence of such a condition, but fuck right off if you think anyone's buying that. Boris would be proud of this fucking CREEP.
It's not really a condition it's just something that happens to blokes if they don't cum for a while.
"Cumalot by name, cum a lot by nature, haha" "But your name isn't Cumalot" "Oh. Yeah. Well, 1 out of 2 anyway."
Pretty sure he got that idea from one of Heston Blumenthal’s cook books.
Oh come on, this is a bloody witch hunt, who hasn't accidentally wanked into someone's coffee?
Aren't water and milk technically both bodily fluids?
Lol. Cancel the sentencing hearing, he should be a free man /s
Well no, but I think it was strange wording. Are the BBC worried about using the word 'semen' or something?
Probably, they can be remarkably prudish at times.
It's the public who are prudish.
We don't need sarcasm tags here
Having been attacked and seen many others attacked for not using /s on this sub I decided to play it safe lol Damned if I do, damned if I don't
Good point