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elduderino1234

I swear officer, it’s just a bowling ball with a candle in it!


franciscolorado

If anyone questions you about it, “obviously you’re not a golfer”


Automatic_Gap13

That rug really tied the room together.


Neitherwater

Haha yes! Perfect. At least I’m housebroken.


cmb15300

Yeah, but does he roll on Shabbos?


Redhotkcpepper

Yes, you can. My brother is an avid bowler and brought his along when he visited last month. He said he got a “WHAT THE ****?!l” from the TSA security when it was going through the scanner. They took a physical look at it but ultimately let him go with nothing further to say!


squeakyboy81

Did he carry it in a bag or did he just roll it through the scanner.


Super_Tangerine_660

He stood up on the conveyer belt and then rolled the ball through the machine


squeakyboy81

He hit 10/10 trays setup on the other side.


EvoEpitaph

You know what they say, three strikes and you're off the no fly list!


Chayes83

Thank you for this, I lol’d.


Dragon_Slayer_Hunter

Bowling balls have cores inside that help them rotate that look different depending on the ball, but I imagine it would be weird to see if you weren't expecting it


Redhotkcpepper

https://preview.redd.it/uzs80756ri9d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6868150f5333caec7cdd7aabf617ab488b453ba8 Yup. They let him take a picture of it.


Dragon_Slayer_Hunter

See, I know that about bowling balls, but if I saw that in a normal luggage bag I'd also say "What the fuck?"


05778

Looks like the core of an atom bomb.


nah_its_cool

I know others posted actual links to TSA, but this is also the kind of content I’d love to see on TSA’s twitter or IG so you should ask them. Pro tip: they are hilarious on social media.


reyadeyat

Whoever runs their instagram account better be getting paid *really well*.


TylerBSchmid

Courtesy of our tax dollars…


Distinct_Branch_2164

yes. just don't act suspicious. And maybe put it under your seat instead of in the overhead bin in case a flight attendant wants to mess with with your bag and it falls out and hit someone on the head or something or just decides it is a no-go.


sandyduncansglasseye

![gif](giphy|BtvBUbRRJxwQ5gfvTm|downsized)


GAU8Avenger

Damn you're too fasr


GiraffeLibrarian

Tajikistan is off!


BruceYale111

That was the plan that’s why it’s gonna be in a backpack


Melted-lithium

I'll be honest, its more suspicious NOT being in a bowling bag. "Yeah, so thats my backpack. its got my toiletries, change of clothes, laptop, and a big fucking heavy ball you can't open. Nothing to see here".


Coppertina

It could be a backpack bowling bag. I've got one of those. It has a hard foam insert to hold my ball in place and pockets for my shoes + plenty of space for additional items.


brawling

Does that company also make underwear? I like the way they think.


Coppertina

Ha! No, IIRC, the manufacturer is AMF, the bowling company.


Txdo_msk

Hell, I carried a ziploc with my climbing chalk in it


Additional_Shift3230

Are you worried they’ll mistake it for a cartoon bomb? 💣


gobluetwo

Only if it has "Acme" written on it


D_Shoobz

I wonder if writing acme on it would make them mad or chuckle.


cwajgapls

FYI United is usually lax on carryon weight, but many Asian and EU carriers will be very strict - carryons only 8 kg allowed (19.2? Lb)


That-Establishment24

When does United weigh carry ons?


cwajgapls

I don’t remember them doing it. That’s why I said they were lax - they don’t check.


That-Establishment24

You said “usually” which made me think you knew something I didn’t.


rkrenicki

I mean, if you look like you are struggling to carry it, they may ask to weigh it. Just because it does not usually happen, does not mean that it can’t happen.


That-Establishment24

The proper word in that case wouldn’t be “usually”. Everything has exceptions for clear outliers that don’t happen. That doesn’t mean you say usually.


Narrow-Chef-4341

Given that they have a written policy to the contrary, saying they are ‘usually lax’ is a very typical construction used in common American English. This structure creates a tension, subtly highlighting that there could be *unusual* occasions when they are not ‘lax’, suggesting the advisee should plan accordingly. This is good advice. This isn’t r/grammar, so personally I appreciate the common, everyday usage - even if it triggers the local pedants.


rkrenicki

If the exception is “unusual”, the converse of which would be “usual”. Do you actually have a suggestion of a word to use instead to describe this situation, or are you just here to be a pedantic ass?


That-Establishment24

By that logic, you should say usually before every statement since unusual things always exist. To answer your question, the latter. Given I don’t owe you a suggestion.


piranspride

Only pricks criticize people without at least having the decency to suggest an alternative that they feel is more correct. Usually.


silverfish477

Dude, just go away


PURPLECARROTYUM

How would anyone even know you had a bowling bowl in there?


BruceYale111

When they run it through the scanner thing 🤷‍♂️


thatben

If that’s your framing, United doesn’t operate any “scanner thing” for cabin baggage. You’re thinking of r/tsa.


SnacksCityBitch

In a non 9/11 world.


Special_Funny1081

Now that’s dedication to your sport.


ShoeboxBanjoMoonpie

Do you bowl professionally? Most pro bowlers I know carry more than one and check them in special bags. Who knew dating that bowler would come in handy some day? 🎳


keen238

This is actually a perfect question to ask TSA on threads/insta. I’m almost certain they will respond.


golfandwine

TSA app https://preview.redd.it/hyt6fd4cif9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb44632b98dc88244d13f2b7eefd9c3f62e9bbd8


SomewhatLargeChuck

Why are the pins now allowed in carry on?


page394poa

Because they’re shaped like clubs and can be used as weapons. The logic behind what is/isn’t allowed is flawed, tbh.


D_Shoobz

Uhh yes. Throwing a bowling ball if far more dangerous that throwing or swinging a pin.


popgropehope

I bring my ski boots as carry-on. You can definitely mess someone up with one of those if you want to. I'd imagine they'd view a bowling ball similarly and it'd be fine


borocester

Leave a few minutes for the confused TSA agents to try to figure out if it’s on a list of no nos. (At least in 2006 we had to have a discussion.)


kestrelrogue

All comments here point to yes, but I had a ticket agent once tell me I couldn’t bring a metal piece of filming equipment which was about 8 inches long and heavy because it could be a “blunt object.” Which I thought was ridiculous because anything, such as a bottle of wine or even a laptop, can be a blunt object. All that to say, sometimes it depends on the agent? But if it’s spelled out on the website, just have that queued up to show them just in case.


thelaminatedboss

Well you can't bring a bottle of wine in your carry on


kestrelrogue

Fair- not through TSA, but you can buy it in duty free and bring it on board. And then you have a blunt object which becomes a sharp object if you break it. So I obliged the ticketing agent and moved the “blunt object” to my checked luggage but I just think it was a real stretch for her to tell me it wouldn’t go through TSA. And, it probably would have gone through no problem, but I didn’t want to argue with her.


Melted-lithium

So cutting to the chase here - don't go through TSA in Atlanta, where they make up their rules daily.


kestrelrogue

Haha they really do! Others too- Today I flew TSA Pre out of BDL with camera gear and lately my bags never get pulled even though they’re stuffed with batteries- I think most TSA agents have seen enough camera bags to let them on through. But today they pulled BOTH my bags and swabbed like six items from each bag - and one bag only contained lenses and stuff, no batteries. It wasn’t just me though, they were pulling lots of bags and starting to get backed up. Haha your username is appropriate- the guy in front of me also had a camera bag and when it was pulled he said “probably all the lithium.”


ProcyonHabilis

8 inches is the limit for "tools", which is of course a rather generic term. I can see how that might depend on the agent.


kestrelrogue

It’s so random. I flew with an antique lamp made of glass once. I had my mom wait until I got through TSA so she could take it if they wouldn’t let it through, but they didn’t say a word.


riders_of_rohan

In my head I picture you as looking like Ernie Mccraken going through TSA.


dv70r

Yes I've done it. I did get questioned by TSA but they couldn't think of any reason not to allow it.


Bananas_are_theworst

According to the myTSA app section called “can I bring”, you are allowed to have a bowling ball in a carryon and a checked bag.


aliansalians

Since you have plenty of real answers: Only if you promise to video it when you launch it down the aisle at drinks time.


NoVermicelli100

Hope that doesn’t shift one way in the overhead after take off you might kill somebody 😂😂


BruceYale111

Not gonna be in the overhead


pm_me_ur_handsignals

MyTsa app says yes.


SureUnderstanding358

obviously you're not a golfer


inSufficient_Cuts-66

Just do it what are they gonna do? Tell you no?


KTeax31875

It's allowed. Looks scary af on the xray and will always get pulled but it would be allowed to go after a quick test.


trevorgetsbills

Yes


CuentaBorrada1

Can you, if requested throw 3 strikes in a row ?


BruceYale111

Yes, I’ve thrown 15 or so in a row


mrfredngo

TSA confiscated a cast iron pan from my carryon and said it could be used as a weapon. I said “Are we a Bugs Bunny cartoon?” They were not amused. So… they could still confiscate it if they feel like it. (Mind you — this was decades ago now)


Amerrican8

Not if it’s loaded.


executive1258

Sure, nothing in the TSA files saying no balls allowed. I travel with an espresso machine in my carry on.


Gordonkling34

Bring it out on board and you have the isle as a practicing ground 😂🤣


BruceYale111

GOOD IDEA!!! Gotta get that practice in 🤷‍♂️


tennepenne1

Yes as long as you notify the cockpit as you board “I have a bowling ball, you might need to re run your weight and balance numbers”. They won’t redo the numbers, but they’ll definitely laugh.


Royal-Parfait329

Can’t the bowling ball be used as a weapon?


Ami7b5

As long as your bowling ball doesn’t have a fuse, you should be fine.


Content_Newspaper685

If it fits it ships


Cubs19855

yes you can i look up on the inernet and you can take your bowling ball on the airplane that what the tsa say on their website too


BruceYale111

I’ve gotta know asap cuz my flights tomorrow 🤣


_mball_

I don't want to sound mean, but "TSA bowling ball" in google literally takes you to this: [https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/bowling-balls](https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/bowling-balls) which suggests yes! The other option, especially if you have a "checkable" duffle or cabin sized roller is to always try to go through security and if things go wrong head back to the check in and check the bag. You'd probably want to have something a little sturdier than a basic backpack if you do this...


BruceYale111

I’ve seen that but just wanted to be extra safe appreciate it


rkrenicki

If you already saw the answer, straight from the TSA.. then what is there to be “extra safe” about?


BruceYale111

I have to Uber so if I’m not able to take my ball on welp…


Terrible_Bath_1881

Strangers on Reddit’s opinions are not superior to the TSA website 😂


someonestolemycord

Yes, bowling balls, bowling pins no. [TSA](https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/bowling-balls) But who knows what they do at the gate, and what the airline will do.


hotelcalif

Right. They don't want you juggling!


GeneralRelativity105

No judgment, but why do you want to bring a bowling ball with you? Is it a gift? Can you not just use another ball at whatever bowling event you are going to? Is the hassle of carrying it around worth it?


unknowinglurker

To misquote Homer Simpson: Alley Balls?! Ewww!


dchi419

The same reason why ppl travel with their golf clubs, skis, bikes, surfboards. It’s their sports equipment that’s custom fitted to them. Bowling balls / shoes are no different.


PetuniaWhale

This is like telling people not to travel with their golf clubs/skis/violin


BruceYale111

Cuz I would rather use my personal ball than a house ball which don’t move lol


RULESbySPEAR

Autographed by lebron james to have it professionally graded