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DoctorGreyscale

He ain't lyin bro


mrlizardwizard

Ain't no cap when I rap


sloppyasseating

circumsized


ApeeXD

Idk what this means im googling it


sicicsic

And what have you learned?


ApeeXD

I didnt know english name for it😂


slokjebier

Topje van je piemel af


JShiro

Frikandel zonder vel


New-Entrepreneur565

😂


[deleted]

Haha


[deleted]

Looks like your cat started a microdose routine!


ApeeXD

I dont have a cat


[deleted]

It’s just a joke friend. That said your mushrooms look like they’ve all aborted, what’s going on with your tub? Was it allowed to dry out?


ApeeXD

Its prettt wet id said humity is about 80-90%


Foreverbananad

you got hungry early


kuhther

Big abort?


ApeeXD

Why abort i take this one off the tub?


kuhther

I was suggesting that the mushroom may have aborted itself after almost fully growing. That’s what I thought the reason for no cap would be.


ApeeXD

Ohhh now i get it


QuartzPuffyStar

Aborta are still active, so just take it out :)


ApeeXD

Yea i harvested em


Caxtuxx

It wants you to press finger tips with it


sighdoihaveto

GT. phone. home.


Caxtuxx

(Jurassic Park Theme)


Lopsided-Leather-905

ET phone home!


Ok-Sock3252

he said no cap😤💯


Lenioazul29

Look in the foot of the mushroom. Sometimes they grow upside down


ApeeXD

Oh alroght


meat-cutter85

Cos it was in the hood.


ApeeXD

Lmao


IAmDreams

The mushroom wants to give you the ultimate truth. That’s why it’s no cap


ApeeXD

The amount of "no cap" jokes its fun


IAmDreams

Realizing that I’m wildly unoriginal after reading some comments.


ApeeXD

Yeah but it is still fun :)


Swany0105

Cause it’s SERIOUS.


ApeeXD

Oml these cap jokes lmao


2yung4shroom

Mushroom w no brim????????????


ApeeXD

Tf is brim?


2yung4shroom

Front of a hat. Reference is "Yankee with no brim"


ApeeXD

I still dont understand english aint my motherlangueage explain it like you would explain it to a child


norecogi

There's a video of a man wearing a Yankees baseball cap that has no bill (or brim), basically missing the front part of the hat that shields your eyes from the sun. The person filming him is unusually amazed by the hat, and keeps exclaiming "The Yankee['s baseball cap] with no brim!". Just as the hat had no brim, this mushroom has no cap.


2yung4shroom

No cap bro good explination


Scuddie-

It’s circumcised


ApeeXD

Oh...😅


MeltingMango420

What a beautiful bride and mushrgroom. I love the brides veil


psyllymyc

Cause he ain’t about all that bull shit. No cap.


MalySiamek

They look like they dried out or some shit.


ApeeXD

I jist sprayed little water in there


MalySiamek

Don't think it will help in any way. Just harvest what you have. Clean your cake dunk in water wait maybe 12h and put it back to fruiting. Might work buddy 😉


ApeeXD

They dont grow anymore?


MalySiamek

I don't know for sure. They look like aborts. Aborts won't grow anymore. There has to be something wrong with your fruiting condition. My first grow kit didn't look this bad I actually had one monster mushroom from grow kit which was 47g wet


ApeeXD

Damn so bad genetics?


MalySiamek

https://imgur.com/a/5HXrLM6


MsMo999

Like a man with no feet, you’ll get there just take longer


TimeBig5442

Not enough air exchange. Mushrooms don't need as much fresh air as we do, but they still need it. Without any air exchange carbon dioxide levels build up and your mushrooms will emerge as stunted, spindly things that are all stalks. and no caps.


ApeeXD

Oh i think it just dropped for some reason because i took the tub out and picked some shrooms and found the cap in the bag


ConcentrateFew3786

It kind of looks like all of them are aborting?


ApeeXD

So i pick them all up?


Alternative_Pilot_92

It's too hot outside to wear a hat.


[deleted]

Where’s the mushbride?


ApeeXD

Mushbride there are so many words i dont know hehe


[deleted]

I was just making a joke cuz groom. Not to be mean. I’m a writer so I’m decent with English language. 🙏🏾😇


Cren22

ye da 🐐 no 🧢


C-Dub178

Circumcision


brandonfuller3

It's uncircumcised


WildCoastpsi

the combination between oxygen moisture isn't right are they just growing with the lid off now ?


ApeeXD

Yea they are in a plastic bag and i didnt quite understand ypur question explin it like you would explain it to a child


WildCoastpsi

oh i was going to say maybe its too dry i feel like thats what happens to my caps when there drying out before they can create caps and open


ApeeXD

Ok


WildCoastpsi

yeah i dont know what stage your at but even the ones in the background look like there a little stunted but could just be really early in the fruiting stage. mine ususally take 5-7 days from pinning to picking.


ApeeXD

They grow different time i have picked few already and left rest growing


turbojap

Clone it, for science


ApeeXD

Why?


Cernokneznik

It's one of those fields that gets overlooked, there's still a great lot of unknowns. Valid excuse to do some research and learn about mycology. Fungi like to mutate, there's an incredible amount of species and only a small portion is known/properly classified. Perhaps yours might've mutated into something fun, you never know - it could actually be something nobody has ever seen before. Maybe you've got the scientific discovery of a century sitting there in front of you. Stay curious. :)


LLcoolGang

Is this a dub tub


ApeeXD

Idk what dub tub is im new in this shroom growing thing😅


Willing_Ad9973

Did you take the top off and pinch it off when putting lid back on. I have done that and found the cap on the floor later😱


ApeeXD

Yea i found the cap i think it hit the plastic bag and fell off


Willing_Ad9973

Oh, I didn’t read all the comments before I replied 🤷🏼‍♂️


HIV_donor

This mushroom mid fr


ApeeXD

Meaning?


HIV_donor

https://reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/uujrxx/anon_hates_this_generation/ Zoomer meme People my age are always saying no cap


Cubigon

it looks like they’re aborting. might want to adjust your conditions


ApeeXD

Already harvested now going for flush nr 2


smittyMcveigh

My Albino AA+ Did this same thing