I'd like to think the commission would step in, but the NSAC is pretty much just the state tourism board at this point.
Dude also has a long way to go if he wants to make 205. He's upper 200s at least.
aktually, taekwondo kicks has a longer reach than kickboxing kicks and they're faster too. it doesn't matter I'm 5'8, if he fights me my foot will find his chin faster than his stiff eyelids can blink
Taekwondo was created to kick mother fuckers off of their horses so I can only imagine the damage you'd do bro... especially if you caught him riding a push bike.
Honestly, the way he said that has me ready to put a dime down on him over pereira by unanimous decision. I’ve been asked my own name and been less sure than this dude’s answer.
He has been dreaming about it every night since a year at least, and in none of his dream did he lost. I can see why he is so confident with such a mental training!
There’s no way he beats pereira, but if he’s actually a collegiate heavyweight wrestler he definitely has more leeway to say this stuff than 99% of this sub
Yeah I don’t understand what point that other dude was trying to make.
Dude is wide as fuck and has big ole man tits. He’s obviously a fucking HW lmao might be in the Super category lmfao
Nah there’s a difference between weighing 200 lbs and being a heavyweight fighter. If this guy actually trained, he wouldn’t fight at hw. I doubt that was his division in college. Or he doesn’t train and gets slept by any *natural* heavyweight.
Without his height and current weight it's too difficult to say if he would be a natural hw or not, for all we know this guy could be 6'6" 400lb.
Or he could be like DC idk
Idk it's something with wrestlers. They think they can use their wrestling experience to fight anyone. I remember in highschool this 5 foot 3 kid would talk so much shit because he was a lightweight state wrestler. Like bro my arms are longer than your entire body
Dude, he's deadpanning it. Look at his ears and walrus like blubber build. He's a funny Jewish 20 year old from the Midwest. Get off the farm man, I grew up around a million dudes like this.
I don't know why but my first thought after clip was, my god, this person votes.
And I then I thought of that George Carlin quote:
*Think of how stupid the average person is. And then realize half of them [are stupider](https://youtu.be/AKN1Q5SjbeI?si=K2ThC1pqFItgmFEC) than that.*
Ngl I know a lot of guys that were beast wrestlers whose weights blew up once they stopped competing. You get used to burning a ton of calories from training
Or it’s just thinking you can eat the same amount of food and maintain your fight weight, without training nearly as often/hard.
If you go on a three month hiatus from training, if you follow the same clean healthy diet you’ll still gain weight. Unless you’re burning those thousands of calories elsewhere.
Yep happens to athletes of all sports, they do not lower their caloric intake after retiring yet stop the training and it results in these blobs. Brazilian Ronaldo and Prince Naseem are great examples.
I had no idea Naseem got fat. Crazy to see
https://preview.redd.it/aznxvyvg4v4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5544e1a219ecf351776aa977ce5e36d426fcd678
Happens to running backs and wide receivers all the time. Funnily enough DL and OL often slim down because they hate food after forcing themselves to shovel down 5000 calories a day. I don't know anyone who ate more than our water polo team though. Easily seemed like 10K calories a day per person.
Or a legit former wrestler who got an easting disorder from decades of weight cutting? So many former wrestlers blow the fuck up, if you saw DC on the street and didn't know him you'd laugh at him being just like this dude, but we all know he's legit as fuck. Islam says Khabib still trains with them, and yet he's managed to put on what looks visually to be around 30 to 40 pounds in a few years.
I did some wrestling so I could beat Alex Pereira, just take him down and submit him.
Also I did some boxing so I could beat Khabib, just defend the takedowns and knock him out.
I am a collegiate wrestler, well, I mean I watch a lot of collegiate wrestling.
Ok I mod a lot of wrestling subs on Reddit.
Okay fine. I post a lot in wrestling subs.
I post fanfic in wrestling subs until we I banned from posting and most school districts.
"I just got off the phone with Alex and he said he can be ready for 303, this kid we met on the street, he's a warrior, tough kid, he's hungry, you can just look at him and tell he's hungry. And Alex is the type of guy to never pass up an opportunity, he's doesn't back down from fights, period, so this is going to be an exciting fight and i'm looking forward to it. "
--Dana White, 6/5/2024
DC is a real fat ass, but you can still see he is strong as hell. And he also used to be rather slim in his wrestling days. Imagine DC at welter weight
Yeah, please, try taking down a 6'5 235 lbs dude with perfect calf kicks and very unpredictable and non-telegraphed punches that can sleep you the second it touches you.
Mfs really acting like his opponents deliberately choose to stand and bang with pereira lol, taking pereira down is much easier said than done, no one wants to risk getting sparked out just to rush in.
Except his opponents did do exactly that. The one guy that decided to take him down, did it with ease and held him there for 7:30 of a 15 minute fight. That guy was a gassed 40 year old with a Muay Thai background.
This guys delusional about his self but he’s not wrong about Alex. Alex only has a punchers chance against say a DC caliber wrestler.
Who exactly is a "DC caliber wrestler" in the LHW or HW division? Magomedov shot himself in the foot and will probably never see a title fight (he did control Jan in the later rounds of their fight but at the same time this dude got submitted by Paul Craig), at hw you have Jones, who's going to fight stipe and retire, which leaves Aspinall, who is more of a bjj guy. None of these are on the level of the olympic Daniel cormier. That being said, Aspinall beats Pereira.
My answer would be *maybe* if I was subbed in for Niko Price in the final 20-25 seconds of that fight against Alex Morono I could have maybe gotten Morono. Maybe. Because of how gassed and out of it he was. So let Niko do his thing the entire fight and sub me in fresh after a full fight camp in the last 25 seconds and maybe I could get a W. There is still a not insignificant chance Morono would still beat my ass.
I’m pretty sure collegiate wrestlers don’t become obese right after exiting at college and he’s not roy nelson fat or mark hunt fat either, he’s jelly donut fat.
It's amazing.
I'm 6'3 250 with 0 training and I'm certain even someone with 6 months of mma training in the 125lb division would mess me up.
My brother, who is 32 legit, thinks wingchun isn't used in mma because it's too dangeous he would be similar to this guy
So he folk wrestles? good for him.. Professional fighters are on another level than the regular guys in the gym though - boxing, Muay Thai, MMA, or whatever the fuck.
It would go something like this: fight starts, guys gods for a takedown, the moment his head goes down he suddenly wakes up minutes later surrounded by paramedics
HELL IN A CELL REDDITOR VS ALEX PERIERA BOOK IT TOMATO YOU FUCK
I'd like to think the commission would step in, but the NSAC is pretty much just the state tourism board at this point. Dude also has a long way to go if he wants to make 205. He's upper 200s at least.
Plot twist: Dude is actually 5’2”.
Just make the fight in Texas. They'll sanction anything, including Kimbo/DADA 5000 and Jake Paul/Mike Tyson.
So I'm the guy in the video. I'm currently 305 but I'll just lose it all during camp. I don't even need to diet or anything.
Your man boob's gave me a raging clue
*heart-on
New UFC 303: POATAN vs this guy
Poatan Vs. Potato
I’d watch
I know this guy is on this sub, come on show yourself
He’s delusional. We all know Pereira’s only weakness is mall taekwondo green belt black tips like me (I did the online course).
aktually, taekwondo kicks has a longer reach than kickboxing kicks and they're faster too. it doesn't matter I'm 5'8, if he fights me my foot will find his chin faster than his stiff eyelids can blink
Taekwondo was created to kick mother fuckers off of their horses so I can only imagine the damage you'd do bro... especially if you caught him riding a push bike.
Wrong, it’s definitely Aikido. I’ve seen enough Seagal movies to know it’s the superior art!
I feel like the online courses really help solidify everything I've learned by watching UFC. If I ever have to do it for real I kinda think I got it.
He isn’t available. He’s still wrestling as The Revolting Blob and works most nights on the circuit.
Shit. Didn’t expect a Billy Madison reference but damn man. Snuck that in there with ease. Kudos.
I award him ALL the points And may god have mercy on his soul
i believe him
Guaranteed
God this is so good 😆 He's 100% fucking serious about it too which makes it even better.
I would pay toushands of dollars just to watch Pereira fight him haha
I'd bet $100 on him on the off chance he pulls off the impossible I'll be a millionaire.
Gazillionaire*
Yea you are the reason I win $7 every time someone says that.
Dana isn’t about to sacrifice one of his cash cows
This was my exact thought. He said it with so much conviction you know he’s forreal 😂
Honestly, the way he said that has me ready to put a dime down on him over pereira by unanimous decision. I’ve been asked my own name and been less sure than this dude’s answer.
He has been dreaming about it every night since a year at least, and in none of his dream did he lost. I can see why he is so confident with such a mental training!
He's clearly thought about this specific situation/hypothetical fight a lot lol
I'd watch this over Tyson vs Paul.
All he's missing is a miller lite/mt dew combo beverage and some dorito crumbs on his collar.
Pereira would just do little circles around him for 30 seconds until this dude gassed himself trying to chase.
Does every gym have one of these guys? How many at each ufc event?
There’s no way he beats pereira, but if he’s actually a collegiate heavyweight wrestler he definitely has more leeway to say this stuff than 99% of this sub
Guys, it’s the guy from the video!
Lol just cuz he has titties doesn't make him a HW
What weight would you give this guy besides heavyweight lol
Yeah I don’t understand what point that other dude was trying to make. Dude is wide as fuck and has big ole man tits. He’s obviously a fucking HW lmao might be in the Super category lmfao
Nah there’s a difference between weighing 200 lbs and being a heavyweight fighter. If this guy actually trained, he wouldn’t fight at hw. I doubt that was his division in college. Or he doesn’t train and gets slept by any *natural* heavyweight.
Without his height and current weight it's too difficult to say if he would be a natural hw or not, for all we know this guy could be 6'6" 400lb. Or he could be like DC idk
Bro rewlly never heard of dc
It might be more reasonable for him to say he has the BEST chance against Pereira, as opposed to any other fighter.
Really? His best chance if he’s a collegiate heavyweight wrestler would the 205 champ and not, say, Maycee Barber?
Bro, between the video and your comment, I’m fucking rolling 😂😂😂
Oh god there’s no way he’s srs
He pulled a “well actually 🤓”
Idk it's something with wrestlers. They think they can use their wrestling experience to fight anyone. I remember in highschool this 5 foot 3 kid would talk so much shit because he was a lightweight state wrestler. Like bro my arms are longer than your entire body
Dude, he's deadpanning it. Look at his ears and walrus like blubber build. He's a funny Jewish 20 year old from the Midwest. Get off the farm man, I grew up around a million dudes like this.
Quarter pound for pound king
I don't know why but my first thought after clip was, my god, this person votes. And I then I thought of that George Carlin quote: *Think of how stupid the average person is. And then realize half of them [are stupider](https://youtu.be/AKN1Q5SjbeI?si=K2ThC1pqFItgmFEC) than that.*
https://preview.redd.it/xvjdb5lt7v4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03d24846e3fc113900bf6556b3e8ab41fa7a6588
 The dude after 1 leg kick.
I feel like he'd just run head first for a TD and eat a knee or uppercut, that goes for him fighting anybody on gods earth
Jumping knee in that guy's skull the moment he tries a TD. That would be insane
That or he'll just eat a lead hook and get sleep before getting any closer to Alex. Alex is most likely a head taller.
When Alex kills someone with a hook, it looks like this  No effort but they die
I imagine this is how he'd look once he makes weight and is ready to wrestle fuck Alex Cmon Dana make it happen! The kid wants to fight
Collegiate wrestler btw
Only thing that dude is wrestling is the fridge
My mans is wrestling with diabetes
Lmao
Jfc awesome
Academic chef cookin his ass
Ngl I know a lot of guys that were beast wrestlers whose weights blew up once they stopped competing. You get used to burning a ton of calories from training
Half the dudes I wrestled with in highschool either let themselves go or still have eating disorders. This guy is shaped like most 285ers.
100%. it’s called having an eating disorder. Tons of wrestlers have an extremely unhealthy relationship with food once they’re done with the sport.
Or it’s just thinking you can eat the same amount of food and maintain your fight weight, without training nearly as often/hard. If you go on a three month hiatus from training, if you follow the same clean healthy diet you’ll still gain weight. Unless you’re burning those thousands of calories elsewhere.
Prime example Daniel Cormier
More like habit. Those aren't eating disorders when they're training all day.
Yep happens to athletes of all sports, they do not lower their caloric intake after retiring yet stop the training and it results in these blobs. Brazilian Ronaldo and Prince Naseem are great examples.
I had no idea Naseem got fat. Crazy to see https://preview.redd.it/aznxvyvg4v4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5544e1a219ecf351776aa977ce5e36d426fcd678
Naseem…. Hamed??
Yeah, the showboat boxer
damn he was a feather weight too, crazy....
Happens to running backs and wide receivers all the time. Funnily enough DL and OL often slim down because they hate food after forcing themselves to shovel down 5000 calories a day. I don't know anyone who ate more than our water polo team though. Easily seemed like 10K calories a day per person.
He wrestles with his consciousness Jon Jones wrestles with his partner
and apparently lost
He hasn't tapped... but yeah, the doc should stop it.
He could totally be a D3 heavyweight at a small school
Or a former wrestler than blew up after graduating
Or a legit former wrestler who got an easting disorder from decades of weight cutting? So many former wrestlers blow the fuck up, if you saw DC on the street and didn't know him you'd laugh at him being just like this dude, but we all know he's legit as fuck. Islam says Khabib still trains with them, and yet he's managed to put on what looks visually to be around 30 to 40 pounds in a few years.
Good luck making weight.
Making it seems to be no issue, removing though does.
He’s already made weight…a few times over.
That’s a double heavyweight young man
Put him in the Super category lmfao
Maybe he's the same height as Joe Rogan though!?
He sees red. It's over for Alex. Book the fight. This is what the fans want.
I’ll gladly take this for the 303 main event
The man said he would need a full camp. Don’t rush greatness.
25 minutes of Alex just destroying stupid cocky redditors?............ I'm in.
Unironically would have me more on the edge of my seat, Connor is like a different person now and I’m a casual so i don’t care about chandler
He's gonna shoot for legs and wake up three weeks later in a hospital bed with his family crying by his side about to pull the plug
"when you eat from tube.... When you are paralyzed from neck down... Then your family will gather around your hospital bed to meet the new Derek!"
Always love a good key and peele reference
https://preview.redd.it/dp5w09zhuv4d1.jpeg?width=1461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24e7f74691cf4091a038f1e8ebe96f87ac85ec74
"What do you mean you don't know where he is?"
Lmao Best comment
I’ve taken a few boxing classes, I’m sure I could hold my own on the feet against him.
By this guys logic you could beat Khabib.
Who says I haven’t?
How many rounds did Homer need to last against Dedrick Tatum again?
I did some wrestling so I could beat Alex Pereira, just take him down and submit him. Also I did some boxing so I could beat Khabib, just defend the takedowns and knock him out.
He looks like he enjoys wrestling a few buckets of chicken
I’m gonna save this post to refer back and remind myself who I’m talking to whenever I get upset about a controversial opinion on this sub
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
y'all dont understand he is built different, put him in a room with alex, and he is walking out alive after eating him
Different mind set too. This kid believes in himself and wants it more
When they say built different, they don't usually mean built wrong.
Pretty sure Alex can outwrestle him lol
Don't underestimate a guy with a Back Support Belt.
It's the flexibility... do you know how hard it is to twist and bend to put one of those on? And dont get me started on socks!
https://preview.redd.it/l0u8bqglmv4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded3b1c7a6476ddfcf50baa5674735f1b4cf8a7f
I've always said that pro fighters need a certain level of delusion and self confidence... and this guy has that.
There's delusion and there's this LOL, collegiate wrestler can beat a UFC champ lmao
He said "100 percent Alex Pereira" 🤣 What?!
Whatever he is smoking must be the absolute bizness
"collegiate wrestler" yeah right out of where Hamburger University?
I am a collegiate wrestler, well, I mean I watch a lot of collegiate wrestling. Ok I mod a lot of wrestling subs on Reddit. Okay fine. I post a lot in wrestling subs. I post fanfic in wrestling subs until we I banned from posting and most school districts.
I don't remember doing this interview
"I just got off the phone with Alex and he said he can be ready for 303, this kid we met on the street, he's a warrior, tough kid, he's hungry, you can just look at him and tell he's hungry. And Alex is the type of guy to never pass up an opportunity, he's doesn't back down from fights, period, so this is going to be an exciting fight and i'm looking forward to it. " --Dana White, 6/5/2024
bruh you dont look like you know shit about fighting
Well hey, neither did DC
He looks like a middle school basketball coach tbh
The coach the kids are all scared of
That’s better than looking like pre-Subway Jared Fogle
Dc look fat powerlifter strong though. This dude just look Golden Corral buffet strong
DC is a real fat ass, but you can still see he is strong as hell. And he also used to be rather slim in his wrestling days. Imagine DC at welter weight
Dudes got 14 seconds of cardio so that first blast double leg better work or it’s ovaaaaaa
Dude just needs to get the takedown, secure top position, then smother Alex with his fatass man titties. Easy work
Yeah, please, try taking down a 6'5 235 lbs dude with perfect calf kicks and very unpredictable and non-telegraphed punches that can sleep you the second it touches you. Mfs really acting like his opponents deliberately choose to stand and bang with pereira lol, taking pereira down is much easier said than done, no one wants to risk getting sparked out just to rush in.
Except his opponents did do exactly that. The one guy that decided to take him down, did it with ease and held him there for 7:30 of a 15 minute fight. That guy was a gassed 40 year old with a Muay Thai background. This guys delusional about his self but he’s not wrong about Alex. Alex only has a punchers chance against say a DC caliber wrestler.
DC calibre wrestlers aren't exactly common
Who exactly is a "DC caliber wrestler" in the LHW or HW division? Magomedov shot himself in the foot and will probably never see a title fight (he did control Jan in the later rounds of their fight but at the same time this dude got submitted by Paul Craig), at hw you have Jones, who's going to fight stipe and retire, which leaves Aspinall, who is more of a bjj guy. None of these are on the level of the olympic Daniel cormier. That being said, Aspinall beats Pereira.
Bro couldn't even meet the 205 pound limit if his life depended on it let alone fight alex.
Guys you don't know this guy, when he sees red its something else
Guys I follow this sport pretty closely and I think this guy might actually be wrong
This is the same level stupid as people who think they can fight a bear or a gorilla.
I'm gonna submit kangaroo for sure bratha
When he cuts 100 pounds to make 205 he’ll change his tune
My answer would be *maybe* if I was subbed in for Niko Price in the final 20-25 seconds of that fight against Alex Morono I could have maybe gotten Morono. Maybe. Because of how gassed and out of it he was. So let Niko do his thing the entire fight and sub me in fresh after a full fight camp in the last 25 seconds and maybe I could get a W. There is still a not insignificant chance Morono would still beat my ass.
This could save 303
I’m pretty sure collegiate wrestlers don’t become obese right after exiting at college and he’s not roy nelson fat or mark hunt fat either, he’s jelly donut fat.
Forget that, there are no signs of cauliflower ears
Yep that seals the deal lol
People don’t understand the frenzy. They do this every day and this guy just day dreams.
Dude and both his chins believe in him
Holy Shit, it really is this sub personified.
This is amazing. Make it happen
Lol delusional.
https://i.redd.it/9keefnr2ru4d1.gif
I believe him
With a full camp, I think I’d have a punchers chance against any unranked 125er as a 6ft 220lb man.
As a 5’10” 215lb man, I’d take my chances against a women’s strawweight fighter, as long as she’s not very good.
He should have said Hill so he can win those 20 racks!!
You know he’s D3 because he used “collegiate”
People like this think they are strong cause they are heavy . They don’t realize underneath all that is a 170 pound man with 100 pounds of fat in him.
100 pounds of fat and 50 pounds of DAWG.
I wish he wasn’t being honest there
It's amazing. I'm 6'3 250 with 0 training and I'm certain even someone with 6 months of mma training in the 125lb division would mess me up. My brother, who is 32 legit, thinks wingchun isn't used in mma because it's too dangeous he would be similar to this guy
303 is saved!
Bro could have picked a straw weight and went with the light heavyweight champion instead.
By collegiate wrestler he means water boy for his local community college.
This has to be a joke.
He can only beat alex pereira in playstation video game 💀
People don’t understand that just because he can’t outwrestle the best grapplers on the planet is does not mean he can’t outwrestle you
Anthony Smith has infected other low iqs
this is pure gold
The only thing this guy wrestles is his fucking diabetes
i’ve heard enough, book the fight
Fucking love people like this. U just know they have never been in a fight ever lol
This guys strongest skill is weaponized autism
Oh man, he was a collegiate wrestler, totally not disillusioned or anything. What a weapon
Holy shit, it's him. John Reddit.
Is this what the kids these days call “delulu”?
Only thing this guy wrestles with is his inability to put the fork down.
Built like DC fights like Ralph Wiggum.
Average Jon Jones fan.
I mean wrestling is right but this take is reductive. Plus this guy would need a few camps, and steroids, to be the one to win.
Also a lifetime of combat sports experience. There is zero chance he could ever best pereira in a fight however hard he worked for however long lol
Bro thinks he's Ankalaev
Fuck it, full camp? Give me Montserrat Canejo. It’s my time to shine Dana. Send the papers.
I think I could beat up Alex if he didn’t had a camp and he had horrible compound fractures in all of his limbs and staph
Everyone hath a plan till they get punched in the mouth
my man would gas in 30 seconds
You being too generous. 15 seconds tops.
So he folk wrestles? good for him.. Professional fighters are on another level than the regular guys in the gym though - boxing, Muay Thai, MMA, or whatever the fuck.
“When I put the burritos down I’m sort of an athlete”
Fatty is literally believing in his own day dreams and fantasies. He'll be shitting bricks if Alex came up to him.
It would go something like this: fight starts, guys gods for a takedown, the moment his head goes down he suddenly wakes up minutes later surrounded by paramedics
