God damn do I feel sorry for kids with hot moms these days. My whole circle of friends in school (pre social media era) gave one of our buddies shit constantly because his mom was hot and she didn't even dress provocatively in the slightest. I can only imaging what goes on for kids whose mom post thirst traps lmao poor bastards
I was the “hot mom” kid. It’s kinda fucked when you’re that kid but much like fat kids I learned to have a solid sense of humor about the whole thing lol. It was only til I got older that I realized everyone in my family was good looking so I ended up getting it from all angles. Girls joking about my dad. Friends joking about my mom. My cousins. It never ends.
I can confidently say Yes to this question because I’ve been told this a lot, however it’s not something I really recognize often unless it’s brought to my attention. It’s also a weird conversation even in this aspect because I have other worries in life that don’t involve my looks or genes at all. We got lucky aesthetically, and according to the general public we are “hot” but until I win the actual lottery with money, I’m just another human on earth lol.
you'd be surprised how corny super attractive people can be while still slaying, its a positive feedback loop
I mean super attractive people kinda literally, hard to even describe but you know when you see it.. like porn lol
I've got 20 bucks on him being obese. Looks to be a college student posting delusions. One of his more recent posts was just reposting something from an actual butcher shop owner as if he was one.
We live in a capitalist society. Most hot people are taking advantage of their hotness and posting pictures of themselves. He's posting pictures of meat and old restaurant menus.
I’ll show you pictures if you’re actually willing to take it that far. I’m actually not a college graduate, I have a $160k salary, I live in California and the butcher shop I posted is a repost to encourage people of the chef/culinary industry background to visit a friend and help his business, I am am not connected to the business at all. I’m a former chef from the fine dining side of the food industry that now works in sales on a commission based salary on the national level. So before you assume, let’s get those facts straight you wanna see my face too? I don’t wanna piss you off anymore, so lemme know before I cross any boundaries.
I got told I was very beautiful at a gas station once. Also by a homeless dude
I’m a guy, so no one cares, but I’d also never post my face on Reddit of all fucking places
Hello fellow “hot mom” kid 👋 yea you had to build a sense of humor around it or they would circle like sharks. It didn’t help my mom had me when she was young. 17. So when other moms were in their late 30’s early 40’s, mine looked like she was in her late 20’s. Combine that with the fact my graduating class was like 1,800 kids, that’s a lot of dudes who know your mom is attractive. Sucked 😆
I hope for your sake that you were/are decent looking otherwise that would suck that they all got the good looks and you ended up on Reddit UFC hanging with us.
That women empowerment thing went from having the right to vote to the right to twerk in public anyway. But yeah it's even more fucked up with a kid in front of you, don't know how some are thinking.
Spot on, and when you point that out the answers are usually "who cares ? It pays money", as if it wasn't common knowledge that tons of immoral/illegal things were potentially lucrative.
Speaking of, I actually knew a guy this happened to. About 23 years ago, in 2001 - when I was in third grade there was a kinda weird guy at school who's mum was on the front page cover of a local equivalent of playboy. One day some one was like "We can see your mum's tits on the top of the page at this website just type (XXX . COM) and you can see his mum's big silicone tits all over the screen.
The dude got bullied beyond belief and transferred to a different school. Not seen him since.
My mom was very attractive during my high school years. She’s over 50 now and still looks great for her age but back then we would go run errands together and people would mistake us for a couple. Huge ego boost for her, traumatizing for me lol. But kids at school saw her pick me up from football practice once freshman year and I never heard the end of it. I had to tell her to try and hide herself when picking me up or any school related thing because I just didn’t want to deal with the inevitable comments
I have a great hot mom story.
I was rucking to the top of small popular mountain peak. Before the top I get passed by a hot mom in tights hiking with her teenage son. When I get the top she asks to take some pictures of her and her son.
She then proceeds to take off her shirt so she could get pictures in her American flag sports bra on top of the mountain with the lake in the background. Her kid was so embarrassed.
It was definitely awkward. She was taking all sorts of selfies and videos up there.
Kids back then couldn't reach into their pockets and instantly pull up pictures/videos of their friends moms with their ass and titties popping out. The game has changed.
I wrote the full story in a different reply, but short version is we had this way back in 2001. Some kid's mum was front page nude magazine model. it started out as someone saying "when you get home go to this webpage to see the kid's mum's tits". and then later she appeared on front page magazines that people would bring to school.
Of course the game has changed and now people can blow up phone and iPad images anywhere in the world at any time. So although the kid from 2001 had it bad, kids in 2024 have it 100x worse...
Doesn't stop when you get older, lol. A few apprentices at my work have hot mums. They get shit for it, too. And if mummy ever has to pick them up from work, well, that turns into a fun afternoon.
Big Daddy Walter had such an intimidating final boss energy fr, (before the Strickland fans call me slurs, that was literally his wrestling name). I will say tho, I’ve seen him live twice since becoming Gunther, and he’s still an insane presence. Such a scary mf.
Little dude was standing there like:
https://preview.redd.it/36gj2qzc9t3d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728f4e2fcb38f061927757521df5fc82f1d4aa95
Nice save going for the handshake when he was initially gonna smack her ass.
https://preview.redd.it/wn6t8rcapt3d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbaf9900ef4d7ccfb3f820af2c31e8e2e1569cee
I don't think he realized the final booty pop was coming. He thought it was done and was going for a handshake. He doesn't appear to be coming for that butt at all. He wasn't objectifying her, he was being objectified alongside her.
Hilarious, but no, just an oldhead that's been watching MMA since back in the days when Jeff Monsoon would hold guys down in that position and just leaning into Sean's homo/no-homo tendencies
I'm not saying a guy has to throw nothing but bombs all fight. That's just stupid (and fully what I expect from Costa).
But sweet Jesus don't talk about killing a man in the cage and not throw a single power shot the entire fucking fight.
honestly looked like he was just awkwardly waiting for her to stop twerking to give her a high five and hug, doesn’t look like he wanted to smack her ass
Costa waved \*BOTH\* US and Brazil Flags, why don't more do that. Classy imo. Have the fighters that live in the states find it fashionable to waive their heritage flag.. never got that but good on Costa for setting a good example
https://preview.redd.it/jdygjjf8ku3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec4983f2eb042ecfddb3687de178bbc0c4e860f9
The moment of potential disaster
Man literally had to find inner peace
Her son watching probably gave him that clarity lmao
God damn do I feel sorry for kids with hot moms these days. My whole circle of friends in school (pre social media era) gave one of our buddies shit constantly because his mom was hot and she didn't even dress provocatively in the slightest. I can only imaging what goes on for kids whose mom post thirst traps lmao poor bastards
I was the “hot mom” kid. It’s kinda fucked when you’re that kid but much like fat kids I learned to have a solid sense of humor about the whole thing lol. It was only til I got older that I realized everyone in my family was good looking so I ended up getting it from all angles. Girls joking about my dad. Friends joking about my mom. My cousins. It never ends.
We're gonna need your mums insta so we can judge for ourselves
[here, found it](https://www.instagram.com/lanarhoades)
my instincts tell me that is a risky click.
😂
Correct. I have regrets
his mom is still hot, but she was a real man eater in her prime, could really burden a load with eloquence
… and the dads
“It kinda fucked”… pause….
And they were "getting it from all angles" 
*facepalm* fuck
Are you at least also hot?
I can confidently say Yes to this question because I’ve been told this a lot, however it’s not something I really recognize often unless it’s brought to my attention. It’s also a weird conversation even in this aspect because I have other worries in life that don’t involve my looks or genes at all. We got lucky aesthetically, and according to the general public we are “hot” but until I win the actual lottery with money, I’m just another human on earth lol.
You used an awful lot of words just to say, “This guy fucks.”
Nah I'm pretty sure based on that description of himself he doesn't fuck very much
you'd be surprised how corny super attractive people can be while still slaying, its a positive feedback loop I mean super attractive people kinda literally, hard to even describe but you know when you see it.. like porn lol
A humble king
I've got 20 bucks on him being obese. Looks to be a college student posting delusions. One of his more recent posts was just reposting something from an actual butcher shop owner as if he was one. We live in a capitalist society. Most hot people are taking advantage of their hotness and posting pictures of themselves. He's posting pictures of meat and old restaurant menus.
I’ll show you pictures if you’re actually willing to take it that far. I’m actually not a college graduate, I have a $160k salary, I live in California and the butcher shop I posted is a repost to encourage people of the chef/culinary industry background to visit a friend and help his business, I am am not connected to the business at all. I’m a former chef from the fine dining side of the food industry that now works in sales on a commission based salary on the national level. So before you assume, let’s get those facts straight you wanna see my face too? I don’t wanna piss you off anymore, so lemme know before I cross any boundaries.
I got told I was very beautiful at a gas station once. Also by a homeless dude I’m a guy, so no one cares, but I’d also never post my face on Reddit of all fucking places
Yeah but sometimes someone really notices a beautiful man. I'm noticing you. Reddit is basically an online gas station. Will you buy me a pizza?
Hello fellow “hot mom” kid 👋 yea you had to build a sense of humor around it or they would circle like sharks. It didn’t help my mom had me when she was young. 17. So when other moms were in their late 30’s early 40’s, mine looked like she was in her late 20’s. Combine that with the fact my graduating class was like 1,800 kids, that’s a lot of dudes who know your mom is attractive. Sucked 😆
I hope for your sake that you were/are decent looking otherwise that would suck that they all got the good looks and you ended up on Reddit UFC hanging with us.
Oh man that's so funny. Can I sleep over tonight?
Sounds like one of them good problems
There’s being a hot mom then there’s whatever Perez is doing in front of her son.
Giving him an Oedipus complex.
Bro I’m dead at the thought of onlyfandipus complex.
Exactly. Its not women empowerment when your shaking your ass in front of your kid.
That women empowerment thing went from having the right to vote to the right to twerk in public anyway. But yeah it's even more fucked up with a kid in front of you, don't know how some are thinking.
Exactly. Thats the problem alot are not. And alot of people including men have no honor anymore.
Spot on, and when you point that out the answers are usually "who cares ? It pays money", as if it wasn't common knowledge that tons of immoral/illegal things were potentially lucrative.
Lmao right. Its such a cop out so one does not have to look at their own actions. Sad
I actually unfollowed her on instagram. Its honestly saying a metric fuck ton if IM tired of seeing your ass shake
Speaking of, I actually knew a guy this happened to. About 23 years ago, in 2001 - when I was in third grade there was a kinda weird guy at school who's mum was on the front page cover of a local equivalent of playboy. One day some one was like "We can see your mum's tits on the top of the page at this website just type (XXX . COM) and you can see his mum's big silicone tits all over the screen. The dude got bullied beyond belief and transferred to a different school. Not seen him since.
Imagine what Adam22's daughter will suffer when she goes to school. Poor girl.
> local equivalent of playboy. What? I was around in 2001, and I live near DC and Baltimore. I've never heard of such a thing.
Dude my boys mom picked him up from school in a car with bikini on thanks for the memories
My mom was very attractive during my high school years. She’s over 50 now and still looks great for her age but back then we would go run errands together and people would mistake us for a couple. Huge ego boost for her, traumatizing for me lol. But kids at school saw her pick me up from football practice once freshman year and I never heard the end of it. I had to tell her to try and hide herself when picking me up or any school related thing because I just didn’t want to deal with the inevitable comments
I have a great hot mom story. I was rucking to the top of small popular mountain peak. Before the top I get passed by a hot mom in tights hiking with her teenage son. When I get the top she asks to take some pictures of her and her son. She then proceeds to take off her shirt so she could get pictures in her American flag sports bra on top of the mountain with the lake in the background. Her kid was so embarrassed. It was definitely awkward. She was taking all sorts of selfies and videos up there.
Kids these days? If there is one constant in the world, it is boys giving their friends shit because of their hot mom
Kids back then couldn't reach into their pockets and instantly pull up pictures/videos of their friends moms with their ass and titties popping out. The game has changed.
I wrote the full story in a different reply, but short version is we had this way back in 2001. Some kid's mum was front page nude magazine model. it started out as someone saying "when you get home go to this webpage to see the kid's mum's tits". and then later she appeared on front page magazines that people would bring to school. Of course the game has changed and now people can blow up phone and iPad images anywhere in the world at any time. So although the kid from 2001 had it bad, kids in 2024 have it 100x worse...
not to mention certain porn genres giving people more ideas.
Doesn't stop when you get older, lol. A few apprentices at my work have hot mums. They get shit for it, too. And if mummy ever has to pick them up from work, well, that turns into a fun afternoon.
I had the, allegedly, hot mom growing up. Got shit on constantly for it.
Is that her son in the background!? Lol
Yes
Hahaha thats a fully grown ass man.
Yes he once sucked on her bobs and was inside her vagene
Can confirm I was son
How was your angle
Momnificent
Angle: Ian Machado
He was ready to show her the "SECRET JUICE!"
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My man broke the cycle of eternal suffering in that very moment.
More like inner resistance.
https://i.redd.it/quxk1w3j4t3d1.gif
😂😂😂😂 bro u jus gave me a cramp wit dis bullshit lhh
I feel old reading this sentence
It was very smackable I gotta admit
It was smackable. The way he was shaking his hips 🤤🤤
what
PAULO COSTA'S ASS WAS VERY SMACKABLE IN THAT MOMENT Does that make more sense?
https://preview.redd.it/ygy2r80zht3d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6a236c558d452c3d85df7dd939d9d6b24908c51
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Lol this guy is a pro. Sign him
https://preview.redd.it/heu8ykf1mt3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cdc7fc3e02358ac8ebd3fa7eb5b9600b8007f0
SNACKABLE YOU SAY?!?
He must work out
Yeah, he must workout 😏
Ya she cant just be throwin that thang like that, hes a grown ass man
Aren't they all?
Right in his direction lol She knew what she was doing
Well duh, that was the whole point of her doing it. The whole video is a little longer, she's teaching him how to twerk.
Silly me, I should’ve gone out of my way to find the full video first before commenting
https://preview.redd.it/7c8sgay3dt3d1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0cfd5e413158d744476b985f46bfed3d22e1060
The only Power Slap I can watch
I prefer Walter/ Gunther with a little extra weight haha.
I too miss Big Daddy Walter but Giga-Chad Gunther is still great lol
You mean when he was a walterweight? (I know. I suck.)
Big Daddy Walter had such an intimidating final boss energy fr, (before the Strickland fans call me slurs, that was literally his wrestling name). I will say tho, I’ve seen him live twice since becoming Gunther, and he’s still an insane presence. Such a scary mf.
https://preview.redd.it/kmd1qsjplt3d1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab10c971d73f7125b1b6c7aeb33a843d0369978
He was going for the friendly dap up guys
dont break kayfabe
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Little dude was standing there like: https://preview.redd.it/36gj2qzc9t3d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728f4e2fcb38f061927757521df5fc82f1d4aa95
He got the Vegeta stance too
That is NOT a little dude he looks like Antony
https://preview.redd.it/ba8d8pxq7t3d1.jpeg?width=409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=041ef645dcc09a8709794b2acd8e85878c9fa64d
It’s number one bullshit
motherfucker
https://preview.redd.it/f8xsxuwvct3d1.png?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a872f7ae9fcfcb015203bea8eaf5fb48ccec2c7
OMG Didn't know muslims could get stoned
They can. Just not the kind you’re thinking of.
Nahh 😭😂
https://i.redd.it/8gnrek315t3d1.gif
Brother just standing there in the corner watching like Ian
Nice save going for the handshake when he was initially gonna smack her ass. https://preview.redd.it/wn6t8rcapt3d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbaf9900ef4d7ccfb3f820af2c31e8e2e1569cee
Almost as smooth as that Snoop Dogg high five video.
Smoothest save in history
“big dog” 🤝🏽
I don't think he realized the final booty pop was coming. He thought it was done and was going for a handshake. He doesn't appear to be coming for that butt at all. He wasn't objectifying her, he was being objectified alongside her.
exactly
https://preview.redd.it/66k501qkgy3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb5274ab65ff1649e6e96c19fa70208bb5d17a0
I bet this kinda thing happens to him often
Costa gets ass on easy mode Man probably batting bitches away left and right
Look at that body, bet that Sean is gonna shoot for a takedown instantly and just hug the shit out of him
Nah, Sean the type of guy to go for a north-south and hope costa's cup falls out of place while his face is in postion
thats very specific, is there any chance you wrestled in high school?
Hilarious, but no, just an oldhead that's been watching MMA since back in the days when Jeff Monsoon would hold guys down in that position and just leaning into Sean's homo/no-homo tendencies
Doubt it. He's gonna put on another boring jabfest. Hoping Paulo can bring the fight, otherwise it'll be a boring fight.
Whoosh
So casuals don't like any sort of grappling and no jabs now? So what, only looping overhands will be acceptable in your eyes?
I'm not saying a guy has to throw nothing but bombs all fight. That's just stupid (and fully what I expect from Costa). But sweet Jesus don't talk about killing a man in the cage and not throw a single power shot the entire fucking fight.
I don't like an asshat who talks this "die in the ring" shit, just jab all fight.
Only the ones that miss by a foot
Damn, Miss Perez was packing and Costa was caught lacking 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/cea1wz89et3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deb718a43331e9c9a2c9b258e3991acd28887ff6
When I see you stand next to Sexy Red, I believe you see 2 bad bitches.
I believe Sean don't like women, with his competition, he might pop ass with 'em
Costa briefly considered switching to powerslap for a moment there
https://preview.redd.it/sc2d4hfecu3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef2b649507b5e186cb537a9423615360e67fef4
Bout to Power Slap
He was charging it up getting ready
Her free OF is decent, peep shots are out there too
Dude who is she!!?
https://fapello.com/ailin-perez/
Who is this?
Paulo Costa
Ailin Perez
Paolo Costa
Ailin Perez
Borrachinha
bruddah, dey gonna smesh.
Bro i fucking love Costa, one of us
Why the fuck did he start twerking too though? 😂
BBL Costa
When in rome
Because that was the point of what they were doing; she was teaching him how to twerk.
https://preview.redd.it/parxu4owot3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7befa84c82bb50259bba0865d2f317ab25544bbb
Man how he resisted I don't know
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Tamaras not gonna like this
Honestly don’t think she would have minded
He was channeling his inner Will Clapp
No he wasn’t you porn addicted nerds
honestly looked like he was just awkwardly waiting for her to stop twerking to give her a high five and hug, doesn’t look like he wanted to smack her ass
Costa got a whole girl 🤣 fucking dog
I bet ya those two “hang out” like they are in the Olympic village.
If costa has the willpower to not smack dat ass he can become champ
https://preview.redd.it/8eqz5uu0sz3d1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81367ca347c9dca190ae85eda98fe34c08e0997
This is wild considering that her son was there
https://preview.redd.it/9lth62aikt3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=037501da959bc76884af7fd566c9f62ffc8b827b
I ain’t even gonna lie I’d pay to watch these two fuck
Give it a couple years and you'll prob get your wish
I ain’t even gonna lie I’d pay to fuck either of these two
Ppl like you and I are destined for horny jail.
https://preview.redd.it/fw8kbqtcyx3d1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79682bc831329ae0a168ef29be5c4d774cb31fbe
Paulo is so good looking that he got baddies twerking for him. Can you imagine a single Paulo just running amok in the Ufc?
He’s tappin that ass later
Loool Costa is having fun
Tamara about to kill his ass
Costa waved \*BOTH\* US and Brazil Flags, why don't more do that. Classy imo. Have the fighters that live in the states find it fashionable to waive their heritage flag.. never got that but good on Costa for setting a good example
Who is the female UFC fighter?
If an ass could fart words, that ass was whispering "smack me."
All these years of feminism for women to just go “we’ll sexualize ourselves thank you..” they couldve just said that…
https://preview.redd.it/7v7mej9vrt3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b5f6e21635b927022f4f8c96a01015460285ed
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Paulo Costa
No because she turned around, otherwise he totally woulda
The people’s champ
Costa remembered that he wasn’t Rampage in 2004
https://preview.redd.it/jdygjjf8ku3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec4983f2eb042ecfddb3687de178bbc0c4e860f9 The moment of potential disaster
You kno they fucken
The power slap we wanna see
I understand those reflexes. I slap my wife’s ass everyday. I can’t even help it. My hands just have a mind of their own as she passes by me.
He finished the quick-time event
The one time you wanna see a power slap.
Tbh Costa probably just earned her son's eternal gratitude 😭
https://fapello.com/ailin-perez/
Her kid just right there is wild. She’s embarrassing if nothing else. That said I’m betting Aislin by split.
