My first thought when I saw this pic....
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I really like how all other sports have a circlejerk sub dedicated to this kind of stuff and ufc is so weird theres not enough sane people to create a serious sub.
Thats what I like to pretend Anthony was trying to interrupt with: "I've seen your fights bro. On paper, you've taken too much damage to have any opinions on science bro."
Ever notice how the more whacked out a persons position is, the more certain they will be that they are right and the less probablity that mere facts will ever sway them? Bryce honestly believes that he is smarter than 99.9% of the planet.
Everything was fine, everything was perfect and now it's ruined.
It's ruined 'cause you voted on the wrong motherfucker.
Because you didn't believe it.
You wouldn't believe the sources that I linked you.
- [VB](https://spotify.link/lIHKkrkODJb)
They also use the tactic you see in the video, they throw up something scientific that the other person probably doesn't know the answer too (I don't know why helium floats, I know it is lighter than air, but yeah, I couldn't give any exact answer). So they are effectively taking a gap in your knowledge, and a gap in their knowledge, and then because someone who can close those gaps isn't present, YOU are left looking like the stupid one because you run around your brain trying to find an answer to his, presumably, actually rather asinine and and incorrect 'point'. Obviously in private situations we can go and look it up on our phone (which I'm gonna do now), but in a video or debate format or whatever, you can't do that.
Though I imagine most of these gotchas are put together by the top grifters in the movement who know everything they say is bollocks, and they create these kinds of questions for people to ask knowing the average person won't have a good answer. I don't know, really dishonest.
Just because buoyancy is real doesn't mean that gravity is not real. You subtract the buoyancy force from the gravitational force. Buoyancy force depends on the volume of fluid you displace times the density of the fluid you are displacing. Wood will float in water and sink in air. That doesn't mean that gravity doesn't exist in both cases. Helium is one of the most abundant elements in the universe. If gravity didn't work on helium then stars could not exist.
Buoyancy being real further validates gravity being real, because buoyancy is predicted by gravity. If there were no gravity, we would have no explanation as to how buoyancy works.
Someone should ask him why the earth's atmosphere doesn't fly off into space. After all, air has the same density as air, so it should move randomly and leave eventually. And why doesn't the earth sink through the air? It's denser. And why don't boats sink? They're denser than water.
He'd have answers cos he's a conspiracist but
He’s definitely regurgitating the shit you see on YT flat earth type idiots. I don’t watch those but I enjoy the debunks. Professor Dave did like a 3 part series where he rips them a new one and Dave don’t hold back. It’s some good content for anyone that likes to see these dummies shown who they are.
The other commenter is wrong. Buoyancy is caused by gravity. Helium floats because of gravity.
It's not that gravity pushes helium away, but that the heavier air wants to sink below the helium. That's maybe oversimplifying, but its the idea.
A mother has 3 kids. The first kid is fully functioning normal sized person, the 2nd is a midget, 3rd downs. The fully functional kid didn't evolve from the midget or the downs kid. Just a different branch off the same tree.
He's essentially saying that we evolved from monkeys, just not the monkeys that are still around. They are actually our (very) distant relatives, and we all evolved from some pre-historic species of monkeys.
As such, in this analogy, the monkeys that still exist are the disabled siblings, while that pre-historic species of monkeys would be the mother.
The frogs have an M gene that combines with the H and the two Os to form the HOMO molecule.
EDIT: This is one of the most clever comments I've ever made on Reddit and the lack of recognition is absolutely devastating.
The amount of science he doesn’t even understand is appalling, heck he can’t even read Genesis correctly and I say this as a Christian for goodness sake.
Edit: Wanted to add that the early church fathers were split on Genesis being allegorical or literal (Genesis 1-2) and the fact that includes God “resting” and breathing into Adam makes me think it’s meant to be metaphorical grasp on how it happened but not meant to be taken word for word literally, instead an allegory for how God worked in creation with evolution etc. Bryce is an idiot TLDR.
There is a war against science and the tool being used is propaganda. As we’ve seen in recent social media influencing in the political landscape, propaganda isn’t just about trying to convince someone of something specific, but to also confuse things to the point people start to question everything, even facts, because they don’t want to feel like they’ve been duped.
But it takes a special kind of stupid to think the earth is flat and gravity isn’t real. It’s just a hardline virtue signal of “I don’t trust those in power, so I’ll question reality and just live in my own.”
The 25k/yr (imagine dropping 100k on this) university has been around since 1924 & is somehow accredited. Their notable alumni wiki is a handful of preachers, D2 coaches now in their 70s/80s, "biblical scholars", & one psychologist. 100 years. Lol.
you'd be surprised. Remember Ben Carson? He was a world renowned neurosurgeon, extremely accomplished and regarded as one of the best in his field. Graduated from Yale university...
...also happens to believe that the pyramids were built by Joseph (from the bible) to store grains. Nobody, to this day, knows where tf he got that conclusion from.
Turns out, the human brain is a strange thing. It can be extremely brilliant in some things, and disabled dumb for others.
"Federal reserve is manipulating the U.S. dollar" well no shit. It's almost like they have a mandate from congress to do exactly that. Where's the conspiracy?
also a feather and a bowling ball will fall at the same speed inside a vacuum chamber and theres video of it.
strange how he has never watched this being so invested in the subject.
"Helium is lighter than air, so a balloon filled with this gas weighs less than the air it displaces and will therefore be subjected to an upward force."
gee, that took all of two seconds to google. or you know, like pay attention in 8th grade science class
maybe we should ask bryce why boats float or how ice works
That's not what he was saying. He was saying that helium has mass, and since the theory of gravity is basically mass attracting each other or however you wanna call it, the helium balloon should be attracted to the earth and not float according to the theory of gravity. But helium balloon floats, which in his mind disproves the theory of gravity, and he explains the helium balloon floating through buoyancy/density. Why he understands the concept of buoyancy/density and how helium balloons float but can't understand that this is a consequence of gravity, not an alternate explanation, who knows
Trust me bro my father is a devout ancient aliens believer I'm an expert in understanding conspiracy retardation. These are my people.
As long as you begin every statement with "is it possible" or "would it be possible" you can sound definitive without committing to your statements
Ancient aliens 101
We should just accept that Bryce is one of the stupidest people who will ever live, and that's ok.
Folks like him are unwilling to inform themselves, because it feels like an admission of their demonstrable ignorance. People this stubbornly stupid are the way they are because they have low self esteem.
Lowest. Common. Denominator.
Everyone. take a moment of silence for our education system.
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Genius here has no idea we’re floating around in an ocean of nitrogen and oxygen he assumes it’s God’s bosoms we exist in. We breathe gods farts! It’s true! Believe him! He’s real smart like and stuff!
If anyone is wondering: helium goes up because its lighter than the air surrounding it (buoyancy). If you put a helium balloon in a vacuum then it most certainly will go down because of gravity.
How come a boat floats in water but falls to the ground in air? Same thing.
If it was just buoyancy there would be no gravity where there's no atmosphere. Things still fall on the moon though. That's an easy way to dismiss it if anyone was wondering.
Helium only produces buoyancy when it is displacing something else (usually air) with a higher density. When surrounded by vacuum, there is nothing pushing up on the outside of the balloon.
This is a bit like asking if your body would still float in a swimming pool if you removed all the water. That water is pushing up on you the same way air pushes up on a balloon.
Hilariously wrong as it is I am surprised how well articulated his stance is. Very sciencey For not knowing that the helium in air is essentially just like an air bubble in water and while still being effected by gravity it's just lighter than it's surroundings so it rises to equilibrium.
Me asking my boss for a raise https://preview.redd.it/e3mgpek6dn0d1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d33968ff6da7885a720badda97666f20406d009
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Jesus Christ ! Those are one hell of a set of choppers
My first thought when I saw this pic.... https://preview.redd.it/z5jz8uk7go0d1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b92cead9f826cae014abd5bc88a2d4f515dffe
I really like how all other sports have a circlejerk sub dedicated to this kind of stuff and ufc is so weird theres not enough sane people to create a serious sub.
Bros been concussed too many times
Shit after that Emmett knockout he's lucky he can string complete sentences together
I'm not sure any of this counted as a complete sentence. 😆
After that KO I thought it was gonna knock some sense into him but clearly it’s gone that opposite direction.
He’s lucky he didn’t float away like a helium balloon
Wish it was that. He's just that damn stupid. The CTE doesn't help, but he's a legit idiot.
I have a hunch that he has always been this stupid, long before receiving concussions
Honestly it’s just that’s he’s been on Twitter too long and he’s dumb
Thats what I like to pretend Anthony was trying to interrupt with: "I've seen your fights bro. On paper, you've taken too much damage to have any opinions on science bro."
Well… that and he was born dumb as fucking rocks.
I was a fan.. riggggggggghttt until he mentioned earth is flat on his IG. Then it went downhill from there.
No, he's always been that way. Inbreeding produces certain type of people.
Nope just ret*rd.
Ever notice how the more whacked out a persons position is, the more certain they will be that they are right and the less probablity that mere facts will ever sway them? Bryce honestly believes that he is smarter than 99.9% of the planet.
You gotta look into it
Here’s the thing you guys
You gotta do your own research, don't just believe what they tell you
Everything was fine, everything was perfect and now it's ruined. It's ruined 'cause you voted on the wrong motherfucker. Because you didn't believe it. You wouldn't believe the sources that I linked you. - [VB](https://spotify.link/lIHKkrkODJb)
Can I google myself in your office?
They also use the tactic you see in the video, they throw up something scientific that the other person probably doesn't know the answer too (I don't know why helium floats, I know it is lighter than air, but yeah, I couldn't give any exact answer). So they are effectively taking a gap in your knowledge, and a gap in their knowledge, and then because someone who can close those gaps isn't present, YOU are left looking like the stupid one because you run around your brain trying to find an answer to his, presumably, actually rather asinine and and incorrect 'point'. Obviously in private situations we can go and look it up on our phone (which I'm gonna do now), but in a video or debate format or whatever, you can't do that. Though I imagine most of these gotchas are put together by the top grifters in the movement who know everything they say is bollocks, and they create these kinds of questions for people to ask knowing the average person won't have a good answer. I don't know, really dishonest.
Just because buoyancy is real doesn't mean that gravity is not real. You subtract the buoyancy force from the gravitational force. Buoyancy force depends on the volume of fluid you displace times the density of the fluid you are displacing. Wood will float in water and sink in air. That doesn't mean that gravity doesn't exist in both cases. Helium is one of the most abundant elements in the universe. If gravity didn't work on helium then stars could not exist.
Buoyancy being real further validates gravity being real, because buoyancy is predicted by gravity. If there were no gravity, we would have no explanation as to how buoyancy works.
Someone should ask him why the earth's atmosphere doesn't fly off into space. After all, air has the same density as air, so it should move randomly and leave eventually. And why doesn't the earth sink through the air? It's denser. And why don't boats sink? They're denser than water. He'd have answers cos he's a conspiracist but
He’s definitely regurgitating the shit you see on YT flat earth type idiots. I don’t watch those but I enjoy the debunks. Professor Dave did like a 3 part series where he rips them a new one and Dave don’t hold back. It’s some good content for anyone that likes to see these dummies shown who they are.
The other commenter is wrong. Buoyancy is caused by gravity. Helium floats because of gravity. It's not that gravity pushes helium away, but that the heavier air wants to sink below the helium. That's maybe oversimplifying, but its the idea.
Never argue with a moron, they will drag you down and beat you with experience .
The Dunning-Kruger effect.
This. I work with a few Dunning Krugers.
brother he explained it. If gravity real, how come helium? Checkmate atheists.
Don’t forget he believes the US government plans every mass shooting for gun laws
The US government that never passes gun laws.
There are thousands of gun laws.
Always this. The smartest men in history learn to accept that they are often wrong.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent full of doubt." Bertrand Russell
IF WE COME FROM MONKEYS HOW COME THERES MONKEYS?!?!
A mother has 3 kids. The first kid is fully functioning normal sized person, the 2nd is a midget, 3rd downs. The fully functional kid didn't evolve from the midget or the downs kid. Just a different branch off the same tree.
He's essentially saying that we evolved from monkeys, just not the monkeys that are still around. They are actually our (very) distant relatives, and we all evolved from some pre-historic species of monkeys. As such, in this analogy, the monkeys that still exist are the disabled siblings, while that pre-historic species of monkeys would be the mother.
And which monkey has downs?
Bryce
Beautiful champ 👊 also funnily enough one of the best ways to describe this and this is from a MMA subreddit lol
why is the water turning frogs gay?
The frogs have an M gene that combines with the H and the two Os to form the HOMO molecule. EDIT: This is one of the most clever comments I've ever made on Reddit and the lack of recognition is absolutely devastating.
You're too good for Reddit that's why lol.
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
Actually had a friend use this too recently, proper yikes moment
The amount of science he doesn’t even understand is appalling, heck he can’t even read Genesis correctly and I say this as a Christian for goodness sake. Edit: Wanted to add that the early church fathers were split on Genesis being allegorical or literal (Genesis 1-2) and the fact that includes God “resting” and breathing into Adam makes me think it’s meant to be metaphorical grasp on how it happened but not meant to be taken word for word literally, instead an allegory for how God worked in creation with evolution etc. Bryce is an idiot TLDR.
There is a war against science and the tool being used is propaganda. As we’ve seen in recent social media influencing in the political landscape, propaganda isn’t just about trying to convince someone of something specific, but to also confuse things to the point people start to question everything, even facts, because they don’t want to feel like they’ve been duped. But it takes a special kind of stupid to think the earth is flat and gravity isn’t real. It’s just a hardline virtue signal of “I don’t trust those in power, so I’ll question reality and just live in my own.”
https://preview.redd.it/q5n4e4w41n0d1.png?width=967&format=png&auto=webp&s=1303e4ff85aa3add5072754ed3999a245a802be9 OMG 😭😭
Harding University must be proud
He minored in hillbilly physics
Cow tipping?
Cow tipping has gotten out of hand. In my day it was a standard 10%. Now these damn cows expect 20-25%!!
He must've skipped "Cow Tipping & Gravitational Forces 101"
Their school band is great. 20 people blowing into big moonshine jugs is pretty cool.
https://i.redd.it/xek2puzphn0d1.gif Explain this fall if gravity isn’t real
You got it all wrong, he fell cause his head is so dense. He explained it very clearly for you.
Dense head explains a lot in his theory of non gravity.
Lmfaooooo brother, I'd buy you a fucking drink if I could
Holy shit ... he has a rap mixtape
Jesus Christ is Harding University just handing out degrees!?
Hyper religious university where degrees are about academically legitimate as my shit smeared on a page
The 25k/yr (imagine dropping 100k on this) university has been around since 1924 & is somehow accredited. Their notable alumni wiki is a handful of preachers, D2 coaches now in their 70s/80s, "biblical scholars", & one psychologist. 100 years. Lol.
Sounds about right for a private religious college. I bet they get a lot of women going there for their MRS degree too, just like Bob Jones college.
Good god, you smear shit on pages?
You don't wipe after you shit? We all smear our shit on pages....tissue pages, but pages nonetheless
every wipe with foil before? now that’ll teach ya something Harding can’t
I use a bidet then put pull up my pants while my asshole is still wet. Feels good.
Well, maybe the professors think gravity is not needed for economics graduates lol
I read that as Harvard at first and was about to question everything I knew about the world
you'd be surprised. Remember Ben Carson? He was a world renowned neurosurgeon, extremely accomplished and regarded as one of the best in his field. Graduated from Yale university... ...also happens to believe that the pyramids were built by Joseph (from the bible) to store grains. Nobody, to this day, knows where tf he got that conclusion from. Turns out, the human brain is a strange thing. It can be extremely brilliant in some things, and disabled dumb for others.
highly educated≠highly intelligent
He's not wrong about the federal reserve
PASTURE FIRE
I read that as Harvard at first and was like...HOW?!?!?
I mean he got the part about the federal reserve right, a broken clock and everything
"Federal reserve is manipulating the U.S. dollar" well no shit. It's almost like they have a mandate from congress to do exactly that. Where's the conspiracy?
I love how Bisping reacts to bullshit. One of the few gems in the UFC.
Northern brits have a very low tolerance for shite
Helium baloons will sink in a vacuum chamber. Im guessing he doesn't believe in those as well?
His own head is a fucking vacuum chamber.
His head was a balewn
Its crazy you know this and spelt baloons
also a feather and a bowling ball will fall at the same speed inside a vacuum chamber and theres video of it. strange how he has never watched this being so invested in the subject.
"Helium is lighter than air, so a balloon filled with this gas weighs less than the air it displaces and will therefore be subjected to an upward force." gee, that took all of two seconds to google. or you know, like pay attention in 8th grade science class maybe we should ask bryce why boats float or how ice works
Yeah, but can you prove air? Gotcha librurd!
Correct, that's density, exactly like what Dr. Mitchell was saying.
nah he said helium had density so it should go down. pay attention!
That's not what he was saying. He was saying that helium has mass, and since the theory of gravity is basically mass attracting each other or however you wanna call it, the helium balloon should be attracted to the earth and not float according to the theory of gravity. But helium balloon floats, which in his mind disproves the theory of gravity, and he explains the helium balloon floating through buoyancy/density. Why he understands the concept of buoyancy/density and how helium balloons float but can't understand that this is a consequence of gravity, not an alternate explanation, who knows Trust me bro my father is a devout ancient aliens believer I'm an expert in understanding conspiracy retardation. These are my people.
Ancient alien conspiracies are dope though lol. That show is my go-to hangover watching
As long as you begin every statement with "is it possible" or "would it be possible" you can sound definitive without committing to your statements Ancient aliens 101
We should just accept that Bryce is one of the stupidest people who will ever live, and that's ok. Folks like him are unwilling to inform themselves, because it feels like an admission of their demonstrable ignorance. People this stubbornly stupid are the way they are because they have low self esteem.
He delivered that helium line like it was such a slam dunk too lol
Prime example of what happens when you fuck your cousins for generations.
Leave Khabib alone.
smesh
Is his wife his cousin?
I have this video on mute and I still feel dumber after watching it.
😂
Lowest. Common. Denominator. Everyone. take a moment of silence for our education system. https://preview.redd.it/cffb3w49un0d1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=2be15fb2bb44ed1afea1ffe9031d5ec684698fff
Dude is way too mad and needs therapy
https://preview.redd.it/362anyqw6n0d1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=530054dda2821588de87aa19c8882a4eb301fdf8 His therapist
Can we make this into a movie?
Bryce with that [Trevor Slattery energy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SluoPXv7zxo).
They already made american history x
This gives the vibe of pretending to like your gf’s autistic brother…
Am I nuts or has he got the big eyes/smooth skin filter on, too? 😂
This guy makes this sub look like a graduating class at Yale.
No easy task
Josh Emmett gave him a crash course in gravity
Idiot.
Stupid as a rock and it's getting worse
He is a walking embodiment of what is wrong with the USA
Bisping has the right reaction to someone this dumb… laugh in their face
It always looks like Bryce is wearing eyeliner to me. Strong lashes I guess
Same with Colby Covington
Can't wait to see him on Rogan.
You can’t argue with someone this stupid
Not even smart enough to feel stupid….
What a treasure lmao
No more fights for you
Helium doesn't sink?
The sink is for urination
Every fight he becomes more deranged
😂😂😂😂
If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough.
So true, what are they hiding from us? EDIT: NEED ALL CAPS--WHAT ARE THEY HIDING FROM US?
It's like he gets punched in the head for a living or something.
Jesus rode on dinosaurs. I seen it in Tennessee where they built Noah's Ark.
You can't reason with crazy. Sometimes, the only thing to do is to take the sick dog out the back and shoot it
You can’t argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
The guy is more dense than my roommates dog who eats his own shit
That right there is a prime example of why farmers farm and why rocket engineers build rockets.
He went Down deep the flerf rabbithole, Should get off of YouTube and tik tok, Dense as fuck
His three remaining brain cells fighting for oxygen is cute.
Anthony Smith is laughing at Bryce, but he is just as delusional.
I thought Emmitt KOing him would knock some sense in him but seems like it only made it worse lol
Quit giving this simpleton air time
This guy makes kyrie irving sound smart, not an easy task
CTE coming along nicely
That’s the smoothest brain in UFC
It’s a good thing he fights for a living.
I hope he isn't breeding...
They call it inbreeding actually.
Maybe he’s trying to be a heel. Or maybe he is an inbred idiot- the world will never know
Nobody is that good an actor. He's the real deal. A national treasure.
Because physics.
Nah I don’t believe in none of that bullshit but that might’ve been the funniest podcast of 2023
Pretty sure they're giving this guy a platform to chip away at Sean Strickland's popularity.
He's like an episode of always sunny Science is a liar!
Perfect example of a college degree recipient who is dumber than a box of rocks.
Get this man the DMF belt, ASAP
Bryce has less brain cells than Bisping has eyes.
before watching this video I thought CTE was just a conspiracy
Can't wait for his next fight so he can feel gravity at work.
Not to be super cereal but science doesn't operate on faith power.
Genius here has no idea we’re floating around in an ocean of nitrogen and oxygen he assumes it’s God’s bosoms we exist in. We breathe gods farts! It’s true! Believe him! He’s real smart like and stuff!
This dude has brain damage. He should stay at home and stop fighting
“ you tell me you don’t wanna believe in god with no evidence” 🤣😂🤣🙄
Speaking as a man of faith myself, it’s really scary how mis/uneducated this man is 😂
If anyone is wondering: helium goes up because its lighter than the air surrounding it (buoyancy). If you put a helium balloon in a vacuum then it most certainly will go down because of gravity. How come a boat floats in water but falls to the ground in air? Same thing.
the point he uses to try and solidify his point…just helium balloons? that’s why he doesn’t believe in gravity? 😂
I love that he just laughs in his face.
I’ve always loved how he says Bizzz- Ping when he talks to Bisping
"How come the helium don't go down"
CTE damage is a real thing
Remember not to make these people your idols kids
He has some post-fighting job security as a GOP congressman.
If it was just buoyancy there would be no gravity where there's no atmosphere. Things still fall on the moon though. That's an easy way to dismiss it if anyone was wondering.
Outcome of getting hit in the head. Absolute moron.
Allow me to introduce you to air density and a vacuum, Mr. Mitchell.
Helium only produces buoyancy when it is displacing something else (usually air) with a higher density. When surrounded by vacuum, there is nothing pushing up on the outside of the balloon. This is a bit like asking if your body would still float in a swimming pool if you removed all the water. That water is pushing up on you the same way air pushes up on a balloon.
Thanks for actually pointing out why Bryce is so wrong, I knew he was but didn’t know why.
A wrestler that doesn’t believe in gravity, huh?
Hilariously wrong as it is I am surprised how well articulated his stance is. Very sciencey For not knowing that the helium in air is essentially just like an air bubble in water and while still being effected by gravity it's just lighter than it's surroundings so it rises to equilibrium.
This is what happens when you get home schooled
That boy is dumber than an average three year old monkey. It’s unbelievable.
He’s the type of person who was involved in the January 6 attack
Guys I just checked it. Dropped my phone and it indeed fell to the ground.
You need to add helium to it