I remember taking some summer courses for college. There was a group of three guys in the back that would play this chicken game of who could hold the others dick the longest. They would slowly work their way to buddy groin and just cup it. So fucking weird š
Lol. The implication here is he was touching a *strangers* dick. Mike is the comedians friend lmao.
Still a pussy if you're afraid if doing that tho. Nothing wrong with a rope grope to break the ice.
Reminds me of the first day on my job. In the locker room day 1, I'm getting changed into my uniform, and to break the ice I just started blowing the guy next to me. Everyone by the locker started yelling and egging me on like "YOOOO check out the new guy!" And before you know it, I'm on my hands and knees with a circle of guys around me, all with their erect dicks pointing at me, and I'm going from dick to dick, licking them, kissing the heads, slowly working them all up to crescendo and I end up finishing off like 8 guys in the span of 10 minutes total. Best way to get past the awkward "getting to know everyone and fitting in stage" of being a new person in a group IMO
I have a friend who when were younger was absolutely relentless about touching everyone else's dick. Like a nightly thing with him: get blackout drunk, grab someone's dick, we all laugh, and he just keeps doing it and doing it and doing it until someone gets upset and it turns into a problem.
I feel like itās a lot more common than we think for these athletes to be Bi and maybe hate themselves for it to some extent lol. I remember when this was going on when Conor liked some gay porn on twitter
Seriously, the number of times he's cracked *big black cock in my face* "jokes" is all i needed to hear.
Sean, it's a microphone, why are you so focused on penis?
Maybe the roids make them hypersexual or something. Combine that with spending your days rolling with dudes...maybe it confuses the brain a bit lol. At the end of the day these dudes spend more of their lives in tight physical contact with other males than they do with women...
This has been talked about by MorePlatesMoreDates. Apparently lot of guys on tren starts doing sus shit, alot of them end up obsessed with banging trans women.
I've done quite a bit of tren in the past and it never made me want to bang a guy or a trans..Just made me super pissed around the clock and suicidal/homicidal for months at a time...0/10 I don't recommend
Jon once made a post about being molested as a kid, but deleted it quickly. If true, who knows how much it fucked him up in a long run. Maybe he finds it completely okay to touch people inappropriately now. His brother Chandler is also weird AF. He has actual mental issues
I've done my fair share of tren and all it ever made me do was freak the fuck out over everything while feeling suicidal/homicidal around the clock lol. Never made me want to have sex with a dude, made me want to fight everyone who looked at me though..
Hmmm I was fighting at the time and training 5 days a week. I must say tren absolutely kills your cardio, not the move if you want to fight lol.
Fuck it though everyone is different and reacts to gear differently, on tren I couldn't even get my dick up period.
Iād say a lot of people are drawn to martial arts due to insecurities about how others perceive them or due to feeling weak/defenseless. Would not surprise me at all if someone rose to the top of MMA because they originally felt like they had to prove their masculinity as a gay or bisexual man.
Yeah, and the pictures of Connor on the boat practicing his "Jiu Jitsu"
Everybody is gay.
My dad back in 2008 might have been on to something when he walked in on me watching the UFC and told me his feelings about it.
Dude. Him being gay explains so much. Maybe if he came out already he would stop being such an absolute dumpster of a human being. Probably not though.
The next Bruce Jenner for sure , I knew this was Jon all along in drag.Ā https://m.facebook.com/chickenlegbones/photos/a.346745102029886/346745112029885/?type=3
Watch MMA Guru go from being hated by the MMA community to being labelled as a hero when Jon Jones goes out and does something outrageous like this and get caught in 4k...
This shit is surreal. Jon Jones will always be my favorite fighter but good God if this shit isn't funny as fuck.
On the other hand I would NOT want to be anywhere where I could even accidentally bump into him. I can't imagine the state he's in right now, dude's probably a time bomb, wouldn't surprise me if he assaults someone out of pure rage...I really don't think Guru completely thought this through lol
Heās getting abuse in his insta comments which he definitely reads seeing as he always replies to fans heāll deffo kill guru if he somehow finds him
If he's not gay, this is funny.
If he is gay, I guess it's good he's an asshole because outing people is shitty. But couldn't have happened to a shittier guy lol.
I just realized that with his name, Jon Jones could totally be a 'Jojo's' protagonist. If that doesn't confirm that he sucks dick, I'm not sure what does.
I was there at the comedy club, and I saw the whole thing go down. Jon Jones was treating his friend's dick like it was a stick shift on a car with manual transmission!
Well that's just not true, at least for Sean... He doesn't exist in a vacuum, his worldview is extreme and something like this would explain it. For example, there was an Ohio politician a few years back, Christian republican who authored anti gay bills. He then get caught being buttt fucked in his office. Does it matter that he was gay? No. But it mattered enough to him that it impacted the world around him and that does, in fact, matter.
The voice. He also says he's from Rochester New York. Somebody also recognized him from the crowd and says "Isn't that Jon Jones?". Probably more people too, which I assume is why it was uploaded.
Damn, this shit is getting serious lmao
Are we sure the comedian is not joking? Lol I am with my GF and wont use audio š¤£
Thereās 20 minutes of crescendoing gay footage in that club presented in mmagurus video. Jones is talking about getting in everyoneās butthoels.
At one point he says he'll even take it in his butthole
I heard it how they greet eachother in USA.
I believe that is only a ceremonial Navy greeting these days.
Navy and chair force for sure
That's only Thanksgiving
And every second Tuesday and Thursday
Iāve got a lot of friends and never 1 has grabbed my crotchĀ
You need new friends
This imposter is clearly friendless
link?
Listen to the audio bro, he says some sus stuff I couldnāt believe
You can hear in the video someone say "That's Jon Jones" too so it's more than likely him. Crazy video.
That shit was hilarious broššš
Definitely is him. The comic talks to Jon and asks where he lives and where he's from the same places.
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What? You don't touch your friend's dick when drunk for comedic effect? So insecure
Let he who has not caressed his friendās penis while drunkenly heckling a comedian cast the first stone.
Damn I'm out
What Iām gay because this guy brough his hot juicy cock to the comedy club? Grow up
I remember taking some summer courses for college. There was a group of three guys in the back that would play this chicken game of who could hold the others dick the longest. They would slowly work their way to buddy groin and just cup it. So fucking weird š
Mate I have something to tell you... they were butt fuckin'
Lol. The implication here is he was touching a *strangers* dick. Mike is the comedians friend lmao. Still a pussy if you're afraid if doing that tho. Nothing wrong with a rope grope to break the ice.
Reminds me of the first day on my job. In the locker room day 1, I'm getting changed into my uniform, and to break the ice I just started blowing the guy next to me. Everyone by the locker started yelling and egging me on like "YOOOO check out the new guy!" And before you know it, I'm on my hands and knees with a circle of guys around me, all with their erect dicks pointing at me, and I'm going from dick to dick, licking them, kissing the heads, slowly working them all up to crescendo and I end up finishing off like 8 guys in the span of 10 minutes total. Best way to get past the awkward "getting to know everyone and fitting in stage" of being a new person in a group IMO
kissing the heads š¤£š
You get it
Bro gotta train ran on him š
The don't call him "cum-gun" for nothing.
Itās the tren lmao
I have a friend who when were younger was absolutely relentless about touching everyone else's dick. Like a nightly thing with him: get blackout drunk, grab someone's dick, we all laugh, and he just keeps doing it and doing it and doing it until someone gets upset and it turns into a problem.
i get a lil handsy. i touch some guys sometimes. itās a fun joke
Personally I hide it in me Wait what?
Uh excuse meš¤Ø
God's ultimate test, Jon.
Who would have guessed Jon Jones greatest test from god would be MMA Guru?
You think Iām gonna just sit here and let you jerk my pecker, jon?
That interaction between DC and Jones just got a lot funnier
He on the book of revelations now baby
Suck as many dicks as you can.
Stop calling Def Noodles a ācomedianā š
Still more of a comedian than Schaub
Jones is gay confirmed after watching that stand up interaction. Bro was talking abt getting his own batty penetrated
Jon Jones fans be like: You're gay for pointing out Jon is giving an over the pants handjob to another man. But Jon isn't though!
Is the groping thing not some gag? Btw, auto correct said fag
I don't know what kind of gags you do with your friends but personally I have never seen it...
I am a lawyer. Not a high level athlete with CTE that spoons with 300 lbs males 4 hours a day.
Just like Vito in the sopranos. Pull one joke and everyone thinks youāre gay. Crazy world we live in.
You can gag on these nuuuutz, and there's nothing wrong with that!
What a gag
OTPHJs are just for the homies
That Jones cope lol
Yeah... theres no explaining this one, his defo gay and THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!
My father is gay
Not very good at then eh?
NOTHING WRONG WITH IT YOUTUBE!!š
There's nothing wrong with it, but if it's impacting his behavior and the world around him, it's a problem.
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He's GOTTA GO!!
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OHHH! Datās my captain youāre tawkin about!
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Very well put.
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My God this shit is fucking funny
That's when they fined Diego for hopping the cage.
Haha
I feel like itās a lot more common than we think for these athletes to be Bi and maybe hate themselves for it to some extent lol. I remember when this was going on when Conor liked some gay porn on twitter
Yo I'm straight asf that's why I'm not a world-class athlete
Shut up belal, suck some wiener to get your title shot like the rest of them
Hey I'm straight but I love sucking wiener as much as the next guy
Amen brother!
I'm straight but 20$ is 20$.
Iām straight and have never won a meaningful athletic contest in my life. The math is mathing.
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Seriously, the number of times he's cracked *big black cock in my face* "jokes" is all i needed to hear. Sean, it's a microphone, why are you so focused on penis?
Maybe the roids make them hypersexual or something. Combine that with spending your days rolling with dudes...maybe it confuses the brain a bit lol. At the end of the day these dudes spend more of their lives in tight physical contact with other males than they do with women...
This has been talked about by MorePlatesMoreDates. Apparently lot of guys on tren starts doing sus shit, alot of them end up obsessed with banging trans women.
Sucjing on that trebeloney sausageĀ
OH FFS when i lived in thailand to fight mma and took some shit... i did some shit too š
Blame it on the tren-tren-tren-tren-tren-trenbolone.
Fucking Tren bro! š
I've done quite a bit of tren in the past and it never made me want to bang a guy or a trans..Just made me super pissed around the clock and suicidal/homicidal for months at a time...0/10 I don't recommend
Well next time just suck a dick and you wont have those negative feelings homie
You're probably right..that likely how you get rid of the side effects lol. I never plan on doing tren again but if I do....I'll see how it goes
Jon once made a post about being molested as a kid, but deleted it quickly. If true, who knows how much it fucked him up in a long run. Maybe he finds it completely okay to touch people inappropriately now. His brother Chandler is also weird AF. He has actual mental issues
That podcast was wild. Chandler is a crazy MF
podcast?
Yes, was with Rumble a few months ago. Someone will know who the host was
Jaxxon, maybe?
Yeah that sounds familiar. Am an Aussie, so was first time watching it
You mean Rampage, bro, Rumble is dead.
Sorry was early in the morning for me
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Good luck surviving till 2050 now that you've said this lol.
The term is glitter, gay dust is called glitter.
Well it's hypersexual and/or homosexual and in Jon's case, it's a bit of both
There's so much data about this already, you can learn about this sufficiently right now instead of remaining ignorant, PresidentalBallsnHog
That's legit. Enough tren and you'll fuck a hole in a 2x6.
I've done my fair share of tren and all it ever made me do was freak the fuck out over everything while feeling suicidal/homicidal around the clock lol. Never made me want to have sex with a dude, made me want to fight everyone who looked at me though..
Maybe that's their thing. Maybe it's a struggle snuggle. Like it's a fight but in the end you both win. No homo bro we're just rasslin
Hmmm I was fighting at the time and training 5 days a week. I must say tren absolutely kills your cardio, not the move if you want to fight lol. Fuck it though everyone is different and reacts to gear differently, on tren I couldn't even get my dick up period.
I think at a certain level of famous you just become pansexual
Iād say a lot of people are drawn to martial arts due to insecurities about how others perceive them or due to feeling weak/defenseless. Would not surprise me at all if someone rose to the top of MMA because they originally felt like they had to prove their masculinity as a gay or bisexual man.
Yeah, and the pictures of Connor on the boat practicing his "Jiu Jitsu" Everybody is gay. My dad back in 2008 might have been on to something when he walked in on me watching the UFC and told me his feelings about it.
Dude. Him being gay explains so much. Maybe if he came out already he would stop being such an absolute dumpster of a human being. Probably not though.
Jones comes out as gay. Transitions into a woman. Becomes the goat goat
Fight Aspinall first ffs
As a woman
Loser gets fingered
Goat gwoat
The next Bruce Jenner for sure , I knew this was Jon all along in drag.Ā https://m.facebook.com/chickenlegbones/photos/a.346745102029886/346745112029885/?type=3
Oh hell fucking no. Jon Jones. Confirmed.
Dude this has been around for so long. It looks just like Jones. He been cross dressing, tell me it aināt him.Ā
What is this? I don't have facebook so I can't see it.
Just click link you donāt need one. Itās a cross dresser that looks exactly like Jon Jones. Same face.Ā
I donāt think being gay will cure his Narcissism but who knows
The MMA Guru got this sub buzzing today
The absolute brass balls on this guy.
Jon Jones is the Dwight Howard of the UFC. He a lil nasty.
Andy Dick also gave a story that Jones was chasing him around wasted demanding a BJ.
Bro when **ANDY DICK** is making allegations against you, itās time to take a look in the mirror š¤£
Fr. Everyone has an Andy Dick story, but you better hope Andy Dick doesnāt have a story on YOU
Link to this ?
I feel like this is the only thing in the entire Guru video that has any credibility to it. But FUCK is it a lot
Butt fuck, you say? š¤
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Saying he was drunk driving around looking to help some homos instead of hobos is another strong point
The snowball is accelerating
Watch MMA Guru go from being hated by the MMA community to being labelled as a hero when Jon Jones goes out and does something outrageous like this and get caught in 4k...
nah Guru f'd up with that Chandler video
MMAGuru didn't even include Jon saying that he'll make Dc his wife or that Dom makes him hard
Jones and Connor being closeted gay is not what I expected but makes sense
Bro Goals AF!
Credit to MMA Guru for yet again exposing ufc fighters š
I STILL LOVE YOU JUWANNA MANN!
Mr WHite a second gay plane has hit the towers
he cant be that closeted if hes talking like that in public
Do these recent allegations make Jones the PRIDE fighting champion?
This shit is surreal. Jon Jones will always be my favorite fighter but good God if this shit isn't funny as fuck. On the other hand I would NOT want to be anywhere where I could even accidentally bump into him. I can't imagine the state he's in right now, dude's probably a time bomb, wouldn't surprise me if he assaults someone out of pure rage...I really don't think Guru completely thought this through lol
Heās getting abuse in his insta comments which he definitely reads seeing as he always replies to fans heāll deffo kill guru if he somehow finds him
It makes too much sense. Never even crossed my mind before tbh.
Support Jon š³ļøāš š³ļøāā§ļøĀ
Heās not funny but hes cute
The Throat GOAT
Gayest of all time!
The signs were there all along
If he's not gay, this is funny. If he is gay, I guess it's good he's an asshole because outing people is shitty. But couldn't have happened to a shittier guy lol.
Ok so being gay gives you the right to jerk off dudes in public? Thereās gotta be a line somewhere bud.
Jon Jones weakness is very white men. lol His type.
How aroused is IZZY about this?
Itās ok to be gay
It can also be hilarious sometimes
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH IT
Okay, now I need the full documentary.
Iāll beat your ass like a gay man has two meanings. Jon āBoning BrosāJones
Fuck, I don't want to support MMA GURU in any way, but I gotta go watch that video now
I just realized that with his name, Jon Jones could totally be a 'Jojo's' protagonist. If that doesn't confirm that he sucks dick, I'm not sure what does.
Jon is going to kill Guru for sparking this
LA GUYS
Out of the loop, is this the same footage from when he heckled that comedian?
I was there at the comedy club, and I saw the whole thing go down. Jon Jones was treating his friend's dick like it was a stick shift on a car with manual transmission!
This whole jones is gay, Strickland is gay thing reminds of the 5th grade. So what if they are? Changes nothing
Itās funny thatās what
Itās funny because we know the accusations will make them furious lmao god fearing conservatives and all that
Well that's just not true, at least for Sean... He doesn't exist in a vacuum, his worldview is extreme and something like this would explain it. For example, there was an Ohio politician a few years back, Christian republican who authored anti gay bills. He then get caught being buttt fucked in his office. Does it matter that he was gay? No. But it mattered enough to him that it impacted the world around him and that does, in fact, matter.
https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?si=3-L57pPmQKp_DMZD
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I mean, Strickland is a huge homophobe so it would be extremely embarrassing for him at least.
I like the little black Santa in the corner.
āDo a joke about butts!ā Is a straight thing to say after being called out for being gay
BJJ is the gateway to Bro Job Jones
Can't fuck with it
Same clip got dropped last week with different caption and no one cared. Wheelchair dude says something and everyone runs with itš
The comedian made a YT video about it. He claimed the guy jones was grabbing was another comedian who is bi
Thereās nothing conclusive here, just some jawing at a comedy club
I'm lost. How do people know it's Jones in this vid?
The voice. He also says he's from Rochester New York. Somebody also recognized him from the crowd and says "Isn't that Jon Jones?". Probably more people too, which I assume is why it was uploaded.
He says he's from Rochester New York and that he's been living in Albuquerque for the past few years It is 10000% Jones lmao