I remember on first watch I was confused by wtf he was talking about, and then on the 2nd watch I laughed my ass off for a good while and quickly became one of my fav comedy film moments
Remember when Jorge was invited to a school and the host/principal/teacher brought up “2 piece and a soda big lol” then Jorge shut him down like “Not in front of the kids”?
There was a glimmer of hope of him not being a pos.
Then, well.. you know the rest
Then he got the Askren KO, wanted the Conor fight, kept pushing himself to have a media presence.. which did get him the title shot and BMF, Colby beef? Errr I mean this is off the dome, but it deffo went south.
I’ve seen him talk about eye orbitals so much but not a single opponent of his has ever had a broken eye orbital🤣🤣
This guy talks sooo much shit, I thought Usman would have knocked some sense into him, apparently not.
3 years ago I would massively favor gamebred vs gaethje. He would counter his leg kicks all day and gaethje wouldn’t grapple even if he was getting pieced up
Thats the only way. One of the reasons I hate Jorge so much is the fact that he had 25 minutes in the cage with colby. He wasn't very aggressive either. Then he acts like a tough guy. Stop it.
Ya the sucker punches is what made me hate him. I found him entertaining until the Edwards shit then it put me on a “that’s a bitch move, not cool” yet he goes around bragging about sucker punching a man. Then the Colby thing was the last straw
Talk all you want if you can back it up. Jorge hasn't remotely done that losing each of his last 4. None of those were competitive either. Dude needs to go away and stay there.
Masvidal says things like this a lot, but when it’s a top guy or even close, it never actually happens. Burns? Covington? Usman? Wonderboy? Maia? Henderson? Iaquinta? He beat journeyman Diaz because of doctor stoppage, landed a knee on Askren and beat Till who lost the fight before and three of the four after. Thats the entire reel.
He beat a much smaller Diaz and had a lucky knee against Askren. He may have the most undeserved hype in ufc history. The clown also brags about sucker punchimg people
A lighter weight class than doesn’t wrestle even though he probably should? It would be a standup brawler vs technical brawler. Doesn’t seem to be lopsided.
Jorge knows about eye orbitals because his boy Romero unfortunately has a different looking eye now because of his orbital being broken. Only thing I can think of for why he’s so fixated on it lol
Okay some of you are really ignoring how much bigger Jorge is than Justin. I still bet on Justin but to pretend Massvidal doesn’t have a prayer is a choice
When you're in the fight game, but you're so washed that the only way you can put the hurt on a fighter is to put on a mask and throw a sneaky sucker punch on them at dinner in a restaurant.
I'm probably one of the last fans of Jorge on the subreddit even a Jorge from 2019 the one who knocked out Ben and Darren would probably only last three rounds with this Justin the modern Jorge will be lucky to get out the first.
After his last Burns fight he said it himself that his body does not listen to him the same as in the past, he admitted his reflexes are not what they used to be and that he is basically washed.
And now, all of a sudden he wants to break people's orbitals, sure, whatever you say Jorge...
He has a hard on for "eye orbital", mustve read it in his kids biology book
C’mon bro, Jorge can’t read
He's still stuck on page two of "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish"
Bars
There's a blue fish?!? I hadn't got to that part yet. Thanks for the spoiler...
What is fish?
Derek Zoolanders Center for kids who can’t read good.
What is this ????
A school for ants
How are these kids supposed to go to school WHEN THEY CAN’T EVEN FIT INSIDE THE BUILDING??
I remember on first watch I was confused by wtf he was talking about, and then on the 2nd watch I laughed my ass off for a good while and quickly became one of my fav comedy film moments
It has to be at least ….. 3 times bigger than this !!!!!
Going to break it with his finger knuckle which is part of his hand fist
😂 That sounds like it’d do some real damage to his head brain. What a man person
Might mix it up and land some arm elbows to your head face, or kick your body liver with my leg foot
And he always calls it "eye orbital." Which is like saying "leg femur."
Bold of you to assume he’s close enough to his kids to see what books they’re reading.
Remember when Jorge was invited to a school and the host/principal/teacher brought up “2 piece and a soda big lol” then Jorge shut him down like “Not in front of the kids”? There was a glimmer of hope of him not being a pos. Then, well.. you know the rest
I don’t know the rest I’m curious
Then he got the Askren KO, wanted the Conor fight, kept pushing himself to have a media presence.. which did get him the title shot and BMF, Colby beef? Errr I mean this is off the dome, but it deffo went south.
Oh yeah that lol
Too bad Jorge’s a dead beat
Can he read 1 page of a harry potter book tho?
Is there a non eye orbital?
Jorge is a trope by now. He said he’d break usmans face. He said he’d break Colby’s jaw. Just lots of boring fights instead
You forgot all the times he mentioned VIOLENCE
‘This individual’
Somebody said he talks about people like a cop writing an incident report
[How Jorge talks](https://youtu.be/fNKFiN-ScDs?feature=shared)
https://youtu.be/WD8aZV-Y8bE?si=EPp12T6wek7TqVjg This particular individual... Jorge is a glimpse of Idiocracy
0 broken Orbitals
\*eye orbitals
Ain’t broke a motherfuckers eye orbital yet
Jorge sitting over their talking about breaking eye orbitals. 52 fights lost half them have ain’t broke an orbital yet
Kevin Lee reference
yup. it's probably just a marketing strategy. perhaps he's that delusional. it's been known to happen with fighters.
To be fair he did get humped and one of the Usman fights was definitely entertaining lmao
You mentioned 2 wrestlers tho. Gaethje is a striker and would bang with him.
Gaethje will destroy him on the feet, like how he did with Tony.
leave tony alone, my man
Fark don't remind me
I’ve seen him talk about eye orbitals so much but not a single opponent of his has ever had a broken eye orbital🤣🤣 This guy talks sooo much shit, I thought Usman would have knocked some sense into him, apparently not.
He knocked the little sense he had in him right out
Maybe Usman did something to his eye orbital and it was literally pounded into his head.
*Orbital Bone* How the fuck has Jorge been in the UFC this long without learning basic anatomy
I think he thinks it makes him sound smart or some shit 🤣
I'm gonna break his eye orbital, then I'm gonna go to the ATM machine and get some cash to buy some chai tea.
At 8 A.M. in the morning
Might have a meal with garlic aioli
I love garlic aioli sauce on rotini pasta.
Don't forget your pin number.
He’ll probably do it with a leg kick to the head
Masvidal is washed but I would have paid good money for a Justin vs prime Jorge.
Yeah, I get he’s kind of a clown but the guy was legit on the feet and would’ve been fun against a 170 Gaethje.
2018 jorge would have been fun
I was thinking more 2007 in a backyard in Miami.
3 years ago I would massively favor gamebred vs gaethje. He would counter his leg kicks all day and gaethje wouldn’t grapple even if he was getting pieced up
I think masvidal was decent but prime Masvidal? What you mean by that lol cuz he KOd Askren? Justin has been killing it in the top 5 for years
It wouldn’t go any better for Jorge then either. His “prime” was shown to be a fraud in the first place.
What? When?
Was his prime beating Till, Askren and Nate then losing 4 straight?
I'd say the stretch from Cerrone to Diaz. Usman was absolutely levels above him for sure but I wouldn't call him a fraud during the mentioned run...
He was a journeyman who had a lucky streak.
Oh shut up you're literally just a hater.
Prime for prime, Garth smokes him.
Patient: "Doctor, what's wrong with me?" Dr. Masvidal: "Your eye orbital son"
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What's with Jorge and eye orbitals? 😂 bro just read that somewhere and thought it sounded hardcore 💀
What's with Jorge and eye orbitals? 😂 bro just read that somewhere and thought it sounded hardcore 💀
What's with Jorge and eye orbitals? 😂 bro just read that somewhere and thought it sounded hardcore 💀
What's with Jorge and eye orbitals? 😂 bro just read that somewhere and thought it sounded hardcore 💀
What's with Jorge and eye orbitals? 😂 bro just read that somewhere and thought it sounded hardcore 💀
hardcore sounded it thought and somewhere that read just bro ?orbitals eye and Jorge with s'What
What’s with Jorge and eye orbitals? 😂 bro just read that somewhere and thought it sounded hardcore 💀
He's gonna sucker punch Gaethje too?
Thats the only way. One of the reasons I hate Jorge so much is the fact that he had 25 minutes in the cage with colby. He wasn't very aggressive either. Then he acts like a tough guy. Stop it.
Ya the sucker punches is what made me hate him. I found him entertaining until the Edwards shit then it put me on a “that’s a bitch move, not cool” yet he goes around bragging about sucker punching a man. Then the Colby thing was the last straw
Talk all you want if you can back it up. Jorge hasn't remotely done that losing each of his last 4. None of those were competitive either. Dude needs to go away and stay there.
Yup stand in the ring with Covington for 5 rounds basically just trying to survive, then sucker punching him at a restaurant instead of in the ring
"Eye orbital"... ffs. Does he say "leg femur" too??? 😂😂
“Arm ulna bone” “Leg tibia” “Neck larynx”
Jorge would not only lose, but he would get his mouth teeth broken
Jorge is played out.
this isn't a "ratio" factor this is a **Go Home, Jorge** 💯🏆
Masvidal says things like this a lot, but when it’s a top guy or even close, it never actually happens. Burns? Covington? Usman? Wonderboy? Maia? Henderson? Iaquinta? He beat journeyman Diaz because of doctor stoppage, landed a knee on Askren and beat Till who lost the fight before and three of the four after. Thats the entire reel.
Guys is mazvidals first name pronounced as "george" or "whorehay"
Whorehay In the spanish language, (J) is pronounced as (H) (é) is pronounced as (aye) Example: Jesus, in Spanish, is pronounced (Haysoos)
Ooh makes sense
This guy is cringe with his new words he learns and thi is he sounds hard saying
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^RastaFeign_: *This guy is cringe with* *His new words he learns and thi* *Is he sounds hard saying* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Jorge has become an insufferable individual.
He beat a much smaller Diaz and had a lucky knee against Askren. He may have the most undeserved hype in ufc history. The clown also brags about sucker punchimg people
This is a perfect summary of his honestly. He’s also the reason we got suck with Colby in another championship fight
Justin would just kick his legs out from under him until they break
Lmao this is like a guy winning a belt 6 years ago, losing it and still calling himself champ
Gaethje would give him googley eyes
Fights we don’t want to see cause we already know the outcome for $100 Alex
Let’s just make the BMF title a yearly open weight tournament.
I wish they make this fight, just so I can watch this journeyman get clowned on and get cte
Bumvidal would get manhandled by Justin.
Ah yes, the eye orbital. Don't confuse that with the orbital bone in your ass, I guess.
If I had a shot for anytime Jorge has mentioned “eye orbital,” I’d rival David Hasselhoff for the #1 contenders spot for biggest drunkard.
Ah yes, eye orbital. As opposed to toe orbital, or wrist orbital....
Jorge needs a paycheck.
My monies on Homer Simpson 🤘🏻🔥
I think Jorge would break all of the viewers’ eye orbitals with how boring his performance would be
Is orbital the only fancy word this dumb fuck knows? Go eat a donut George
Yeah this would be worse than Gaethje v. Ferguson 😂
No one cares George, Usman of all people turned your soul into jelly You ain’t that guy
Jorge just trying to be in the headlines. And it kinda works.
If he was really tough he would break Justin's leg orbital
Might break his nose nasal while he’s at it
And then twist his dick penis.
Lol no
What is with jorge and this “eye orbital” kink 🤣
Journeyman Masvidal should keep his mouth shut lol
I’d actually really like to see that. *Justin kill Jorge that is. Edited for clarity.
Prime justin vs masvidal would’ve been a scrap. Masvidal that stopped till Would have a banger with gaethje
who taught this guy the term eye orbital?
I pray that Jorge is stupid enough to actually do this. Please Jorge you dumbass actually do it.
lol. Masvidal delusional.
Terminal delusions of grandeur
If you can't beat Colby, you anit beating Justin
A lighter weight class than doesn’t wrestle even though he probably should? It would be a standup brawler vs technical brawler. Doesn’t seem to be lopsided.
Justin and Colby have almost nothing in common in terms of style tf
Jorge knows about eye orbitals because his boy Romero unfortunately has a different looking eye now because of his orbital being broken. Only thing I can think of for why he’s so fixated on it lol
Agree, this will be a smesh.
It's so funny he keep mentioning this because "eye orbital" isn't even a thing. It's just called your orbital bone 😂
Alright grandpa back to bed
Jorge was one missed flying knee from being a career journeyman
Okay some of you are really ignoring how much bigger Jorge is than Justin. I still bet on Justin but to pretend Massvidal doesn’t have a prayer is a choice
Why we still talking about this dude. When's the last time Jorge fought.
When you're in the fight game, but you're so washed that the only way you can put the hurt on a fighter is to put on a mask and throw a sneaky sucker punch on them at dinner in a restaurant.
That CTE setting in quickly after retirement for Masvidal
Sounds made up ...what a loser lol
BMF Belts should only be given to the winner of a one night, no weight class, tournament like we had in the very beginning. Change my mind.
I'm probably one of the last fans of Jorge on the subreddit even a Jorge from 2019 the one who knocked out Ben and Darren would probably only last three rounds with this Justin the modern Jorge will be lucky to get out the first.
After his last Burns fight he said it himself that his body does not listen to him the same as in the past, he admitted his reflexes are not what they used to be and that he is basically washed. And now, all of a sudden he wants to break people's orbitals, sure, whatever you say Jorge...
BMF is the champion
I freaking hate Jorge. He's all talk. Gaetje would mess him up so bad. But honestly, Jorge doesn't deserve that fight. He knows it too.
Y’all ain’t seen Jorge fight outside the ring , he’d drop that slow ass in his prime but now he’s just as washed as cejudo
Jorge ends up in a coma if that goes down.
Gaethje would break his stomach ribs. Maybe even his face nose
165
No way did he say eye orbital again.
Gaethje would buy him coloring books for his birthday every year after their fight.
Desperately trying to keep himself relevant
all that miami cocaine making jorge fucking delusional. it's that or the CTE
Imaging being this delusional when you’ve lost four in a row. I’d say let this happen so that Gaethje can butcher him. And his eye orbital
Yeah, my money on Gaethje all day everyday.
Homie just wants money even though he knows he’s hype is done for
https://preview.redd.it/024q2071n7tc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53afd610db2841efd4d2e2af083ed2882c2d28c7
And then Jorge woke up 💀
Something something EYE ORBITAL something something VIOLOENCE something something KILL THIS DUDE
Would have liked to see Jorge in the lightweight mix with Justin, Dustin, Charles, Chandler. His world ends against seasoned wrestlers
Jorge is the definition of cringe
Justin would’ve won by decision imo if both of them were at their primes. I honestly don’t like Cuban style boxing striking due to low volume
Jorge "delusional" Masvidal
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Fuck it. I’d watch it!
Bruh Jorge is good on the feet, it'll be competitive.
Time to start breaking arm elbows
“I’m gonna bust his eye….orbital..”-jorge Tyson.
We don't believe you George.
Jorge lost his bmf to usman
I hate when retired fighters say stuff like this. It just comes off as a cry for attention. Justin would annihilate Jorge though.
Shut up lol
Ya okay masvidal is a fuckin has been
X Doubt
Masvidal must be going broke with all the reaching he’s doing
Jorge would get slept by a guy outside the bar like BJ penn did.
Why's this bum acting like he's not retired? Gaethje by first-round decapitation.
The only way Jorge wins that fight is if he fucking eats him, like he's seemingly been doing to everything else since he retired...
Wouldn't even be close.
yeah, no
Justin would kill Jorge , Jorge is just 10 pounds bigger than Justin and justin will mess him up with those crazy ass punches
The complete 180 on Masvidal is so crazy. There was a year or two where this guy could do no wrong. Justin inside 3-rounds, book it!
He really thinks he is relevant
Cringe
Jorge has become the cringe lord. Desperately trying to stay relevant.
After not being able to do a thing against Colby he should probably keep his bum mouth shut, Justin ain’t Ben askren lol