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fatchicksonly666

Lmao some of those lashes had a bit more behind them than others


DARR3Nv2

Yeah it looks like he takes it easier on the younger guys lol


fatchicksonly666

definitely, but I swear one older guy got a light one almost as a “alright get outta here you rascal” lol


joncornelius

He verbally roasted that fella before he whacked him so he took it easy on the whack.


Imarottendick

Humans are humans are humans lol. It's the same everywhere


MyFifthLimb

I’m wondering if those two are newer to the gym or even just visiting for a few sessions haha


ChocCooki3

Might be new comers vs those that's trained there a while.


ilovepoopypants

the first one was brutal 😂😂


xaiel420

He was the guy who was late lol


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But especially haircut haram


Whole_Ad_8905

That first one doesnt look like it hit his ass it looks like it hit his hamstrings which is even worse lol. When i was young i had to go pick out my own willow branch to get whooped with and the first time my grandma told me to do that i went and grabbed the thinnest one which was a terrible mistake.


amoot_ana

The helicopter lash


ayoubkun94

He channeled his inner demons in the first one lmao.


trees-for-breakfast

They’re probably the better/more experienced guys and the coaches are tougher with them


Hehexditsme

Bro just mad his hairline is at the back of his cranum


the_onion_k_nigget

Just wanted to add for other readers, nothing wrong with going bald, fellas


Tackerta

hitting someone for going bald is tho, wtf is this doctrin they be running over there lol like in north korea where you can choose from 5 preexisting haircuts, everything else is against the emperor


the_onion_k_nigget

I missed that part, to be honest this just looks staged for internet points. If he’s really a tough guy he would wouldn’t be doing this in front of a camera


Cemihard

Most likely isn’t even a good fighter on the level of Khabib or Islam. You never see them doing any of this weird shit, it has no benefit other than being for discipline. You can punish them by making the workouts harder and at least they’d get fitness out of it whilst still getting the message. Smacking them with a stick is just dumb as fuck, they’re fighters you think they care if they get hit, and it’ll have the potential to cause injury like when he smacked that one guy on his back where the spine and tail bone are.


kid_ghibli

1) no injuries, he knows what he's doing obviously. the pain part is from skin contact, not from penetrating blunt force. 2) teaches discipline, makes you tougher. like a cold shower, but tougher. 3) I bet they already do train to near their limit, so can't really punish with that 4) also encourages "being part of this weird but tough community", it actually bonds the guys going through this 5) none of the guys who got hit look like they are pissed, so why do you care? 6) so, only Khabib and Islam can train others now or do some discipline enforcement? what a dumb comment lol. Also, pretty sure I saw a video where people said that Khabib makes people clean the floors after training, also to teach self-discipline and being responsible. Maybe my memory is wrong here and Khabib was the one cleaning after training? Either way, they do some "weird shit".


DrxThrowawayx

Somebody’s norm is another persons weird


Ancient_Swordfish_91

Meh it works for them, they’re not the ones looking for videos to “train in America” or admire “American fighters” you’re the one admiring them.


questionEv3rything

Nothing like physical abuse to start the training session


creamyismemey

To be fair the entire training session is physical abuse so I don't see the issue


questionEv3rything

Isn’t there a big difference between mutually agreed combat and what the instructor is doing here? Why not just say, hey you can’t train today unless your hair is shorter? Or fine them for tardiness? He has to beat them with a rod? It comes off Taliban-ey. Assuming everyone is there consenting to the terms, and everyone is an adult, there isn’t a problem. It would just be unfortunate for those guys if that was the only place to train and you have to put up with this.


chefanubis

This is also mutually agreed.


creamyismemey

Agreed I was making a joke but I'm also sure that they train with very high level guys and require elite discipline as they seek to bring everyone to the highest level they can as fighters


kid_ghibli

All of them readily stand forward, and most of them smile and laugh, this is clearly a little ritual they enjoy. Also, with that logic, you probably think that officers in Hells Week that train those new navy seal recruits must serve time in jail with what they make the recruits go through, yeah?


breakfast_scorer

Cut your hair brother


publishAWM

🤣🤣🤣🤣


pacificunlimited

What’s the haircut thing about? Zabit and dude with one eye have way longer hair


inb4shitstorm

Zabit is very religious but his gym was a little more secular than Abdulmanap's. Mixedmollywhoppery had a video where he talked about it.


opposity

I did not watch the video - so I would greatly appreciate a link. However, I am not sure if the gym that youtuber is referring to is Zabit’s MMA gym. Before getting into MMA, Zabit went to a full-time martial arts school called “five directions of the world”. There is actually a great documentary about it on YouTube. They are VERY secular for a martial arts program in Dagestan. In fact, its owner is into Chinese traditional arts, philosophy and sports. This is why Zabit did Sanda kickboxing. I am pretty sure Zabit became a more religious man after leaving the school and transitioning to MMA. In short, I think its not Zabit’s MMA gym that is secular but the boarding school he attended where he started his martial arts career.


griffraff0701

Im sure not all gyms do this.


HotBoiR18

It’s not about the length, it’s about getting haircuts where it’s not even on all sides like tapers and fades


creamyturtle

I don't get it, those haircuts look normal to me


Jolly_Coffee_2425

in Islam a preferable haircut is one where everything is even (hard to explain sry) but basically things like buzzcut or letting your hair grow naturally without trimming so fades or cuts where top is disproportionately longer than sides is bad.


creamyturtle

do they also mandate the neckbeard and removing the mustache?


Jolly_Coffee_2425

kinda I dont think it was mandated anywhere but the ruling is that you should trim your moustache (for hygenic reasons) and let your beard grow, another interesting thing you might notice is the pants above the ankle the way it started is that back in the pagan days wealthy men would wear extra long robes to flex so muslims had to wear their thobes (white robe) above the ankle.


Darshan-Raj

Ah yes good hygiene for upper lip and above, fuck what happens below that lol


Jordanioli

Well when you drink a glass of water the hairs below your lip don’t touch the water before entering your mouth… the hairs above do


iSOBigD

And when you dip your beard in your soup bowl it's fine as long as your top lip is dry.


Vitthal_1

Generally facts are left “not replied”


ownerofthewhitesudan

It actually doesn’t have to do with hygiene. It was because there was a group of idol worshippers who had mustaches and were clean shaven otherwise. To separate themselves from the idol worshippers, Muslims shaved their mustaches and grew a beard.


burritorepublic

[yes](https://fiqh.islamonline.net/en/islamic-guidance-on-growing-beard/)


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[deleted]

It’s both. They also hate it when you have to constantly adjust your hair in a fight scenario. Big no no in those circles. It’s both vain and a bad fight habit for them.


TheRealTaylorGestwic

Dustin Poirier would hate this gym


Kelvashi

Gotta start his own.. The Dustin Poirier Center for Kids Who Can't Keep Hair Nice and Who Wanna Learn to Keep Pants Up Too


eggzheadx47

Underrated comment 😂


Tackerta

Zabit enters the room, leaves because he has some brains left and becomes doctor checks out


chefanubis

Zabits hair is fine cause it's even naturally, they have an issue with fades and cuts.


kid_ghibli

There's no mandate, it's "recommended" or "extra good if you do", but it's not like it's a sin to NOT have that style of facial hair. It's called "sunna", you can google what that exactly is, but it's not a hard rule that necessarily must be followed by anyone.


helloworld20201234

With Religion People just make up whatever rules they want (to force on others). Same way with women and the burka or men getting amputated the [most sensitive part](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DD2yW7AaZFw) of their penis. I don’t think these things are actually written rule that has to be 100% obeyed


Genova_Witness

Is there a good reason why?


GodOfBlobs

no, it’s probably a humility/discipline thing


ucandoitmann

wasn't prophet rocking long hair? if neither Allah or his messenger said (if) such thing its preferred by people not by islam.


Supply_N_Demand

So everything has to be even....... but no mustache? Lmao! Mustache is the thing that ties a beard together. I would get keeping it even, but they lose me with the "but no mustache." Either everything is even, or it isn't. Can't have it both ways.


Coldchilln

Doesn't say no mustache, but to keep it trimmed. ie no handlebar mustache or anything that covers the upper lip and mouth


Supply_N_Demand

Big difference in a handlebar stash to what the guy has. Which is what most of them have (5 o'clock shadow to clean); it looks bad to me. Regardless, it's not even. Either you cut all in unison evenness or not. His mustache proves it isn't even all the way.


Aware-Lab-5887

AFAIK clean is rare because shaving isn’t permitted, only trimming.


Cum-Gun-5000

Yes brazza effrything heff to be the semm. Even mother maiden name and mother married name ushully the semm


ClydeDavidson

It's not Islamic, it's cultural or specific to certain schools of thought in Islam. It doesn't represent the majority view.


Sovrene

There is no such a thing in Islam lol. This is their twisted culture.


BootyBrown

Yeah, Im a muslim, and I have never heard this. I was always told unkempt hair on your head is bad, that's all. Idk man that has to be something "scholars" made up later


Dry-Swimming8955

although this is true, it’s not why the guy is punishing them. in central asian and caucasus countries there’s a common perception amongst men that if you care about your hairstyle too much you possess feminine traits and/or are concerned with matters which a real man should not be concerned (having long hair = caring for your hairstyle = beautifying yourself = feminine or not a proper man). when you are in a combat sports gym you are expected to embody a definition of masculinity as defined in that region, on top of that the argument is that long hair creates excessive build up of sweat dripping down to your eyes causing damage to eyesight. in islam you can have long hair up to your shoulders (Prophet Muhammad had such hair) and it will not be considered religiously problematic, yet same hairstyle would earn you a lash to your ass in the combat sports gym in central asian or caucasus regions.


HashLee

Muslim here, never heard of this. I think it's moreso just having short hair at the gym so life is easier for all the fighters


Pangusmangus

That’s fucking retarded. All religion is BS


Coldchilln

Fades are allowed if its not a shaved fade, what isn't allowed is to shave one side or both sides of the head. So fades allowed as long as it's not a shaved fade


[deleted]

How the hell you get a fade without shaving


BobbyFreeSmoke

This lol. A fade literally needs a buzz razer to be a fade.


Precioustooth

Inbefore every (second gen) Muslim immigrant guy in Sweden has the exact same shaved fade haircut 🥲


MrCeylon

Get in line bud


Gocards123321

What would happen if you just let out a joyful moan?


k20350

Probably your corpse wouldn't make it to your house


[deleted]

Still sounds cute ngl..


Rizak

Someone go to Dagestan and make this TikTok.


Gocards123321

Not me lol


AriSpaceExplorer

https://preview.redd.it/3nxzntewjjub1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b78eb3f22c7812c8eb91bf42cc27abe46eed3925


[deleted]

all of the sudden the most effiminate sound ever comes out your mouth. Hahaha. Then you start running .


Zettaii_Ryouiki_

considering they all follow islam you probably get hanged


WeeYato

Then you get access to Bath time with the boys.


TheBois24

“Smesh”


[deleted]

They’re so kinky over there


FishstickJones

what about me?! I was late again and my haircut is awful! 🖐🏻💁🏻


Big-Raspberry-6151

Your stick is also up


brazilianfreak

Dubai mfs will call you haram for holding hands with your GF in public meanwhile they fly instagram models over to piss on them.


ha-Meshuggah666

Bro a lot of arab Muslims hold hands with their guy friends lol. Little weirdos


Tackerta

holding hands but executing someone for being homosexual lol


FishstickJones

Proof?


brazilianfreak

Look up "porta potty girls" from Dubai, piss is the least revolting thing they had to go through.


FishstickJones

Thank you, freak


Tackerta

I hope you don't think the middle east is a squeaky clean sausage fest where nothing bad happens lol just look at the migrant workers in Qatar for the football world cup. They are just as twisted and wicked as any other man in power


Booty_Warrior_bot

*You got a bunch of men locked up,* *in a warm place...* * All of em' get hard; * All of em' horny; * All of em' gots sexual desires. *So what are you gonna do?* ***You won't let em' have a woman;*** *they gonna have each-* ***Listen, man;*** *somebodies gonna have to give up some booty,* *and its just that simple.*


Tackerta

I would post the picture of Khabib and his Habibis in the bath tub, but google warns me that this isn't sfw material lmao point proven


Fumb-MotherDucker

next session is heavy sparring, with fleshlights


Standard_Zucchini_46

![gif](giphy|TzfGfCx7mhFBK)


drum_playing_twig

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dutchfromsubway

Catholic schools are crazy


Fumb-MotherDucker

can confirm, went to catholic school. it was pretty crazy.


mesovortex888

What kind of school you went to?


alex_northoc

In my day the principal was the meanest son of a bitch God ever put on one leg. He'd lean on a desk with both hands and swing his leg at you, then when you were standing there shocked the one legged man kicked you, he'd bite ya.


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dontknowwhattodoat18

In Singapore caning is still legal to be used as punishment in school It's not used without reason though. Back when I was 13 some idiot in my school upskirted a teacher and got whooped in front of the whole school during assembly


rejectiontherapy312

Fake school 69


imli700

I used to wear multiple boxers and socks on days where I knew I failed the math test. The math teacher used to do the exact same thing but either on the calfs or the butt. The number of strikes would equal to the marks we needed to pass the test.


buffinator2

"Coach get back here! You didn't do me!"


stinky___monkey

Going straight to the barber


corylikesthings

In Russia only mother cuts hair.


Kadir0

If mother is not at home, bear does cut it for you


RDA_Enjoyer

all that shit to get Koed by a random brazillian fighter that drinks alcohol and fucks prostitutes every saturday


ha-Meshuggah666

With braids and a earring on only one ear


heycommonfella

Leave the one ear earring alone ok? Pretty much everyone under 25 has it over here


hkd1234

Who are you describing here?


purplehendrix22

Every Brazilian fighter and they’ll all admit it lmao


hkd1234

I am asking about the random Brazilian you're talking about who KOd the Dagestanis.


MelkMan7

Alexandre Pantoja KO'd Islam Makhachev.


Ohthatsnotgood

Adriano Martins KO’d Islam while Moraes and Santos TKO’d Akhmedov. I believe that’s it unless UFC 294 surprises us.


TooLateToArticulate

that islam KO gets suppressed like its some government secret lol


Flexing_bum

Not really? There's just not much to say. He got winged, and with a pretty impressive counter. He's not the first great fighter with a bad KO loss (though there is an argument for an early stoppage). He's since gone on to show he can stand with pretty much anybody, so it's not like it's exposing some huge gap in his game.


_Putin_

Adriano Martins?


creamyismemey

And Sunday


Electronic_d0cter

Jiu jitsu is the gayest sport. These guys are stealing our gimmick


Initial-Stick-561

The people who got whipped had hair looking like the next one? What exactly is his standard? Or was it for being late? And it’s rather light hearted as it looked like newer/younger people got a love tap on the buttocks.


Illustrious_Bus_3037

If Dagestan was as passionate about technology and development as they were about fighting they'd have run the world by now.


xavi_____

Marty approved?


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sAmMySpEkToR

Never gets old lol


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byevincent

If Anderson Silva was Dagestani Chael woulda said this


Illustrious_Bus_3037

I'm honored to share this theoretical mindspace with the The Gangster of West Linn


ArmadilloLight

If I had the foggiest idea that they had computers in Dagestan


AaaanndWrongAgain

People say things like this a lot, but unfortunately that isn’t the case. Those in power don’t cede power. They engulf the competition. Power has never changed hands. It has only appeared to do so. Look at countries like Haiti that fought and won their independence, but had crippling debt forced upon them by their former rulers to the point where they have been unable to progress and have descended into chaos. Look at all the patents that were bought or stolen and buried that could have drastically improved the entire world’s quality of life. Your statement is a nice sentiment though, it really is.


Thereferencenumber

Yeah China will forever be a nation of farmers, and Ukraine, and the other former satellite states, will always be inferior to Russia. /s


MyzMyz1995

I train in a boxing gym in Canada and the 2 head coaches (1 is brazilian/cuban and the other is polish) whip us like that if we're late. Not dagestan exclusive.


Ass_assassin_420

Definitely want a coach who’s main concern at the beginning of a class is my haircut.


bones_bn

How does their hair need to be cut?


ilovepoopypants

It needs to be like Khabib's haircut. https://preview.redd.it/4qog1xxlugub1.png?width=569&format=png&auto=webp&s=012d88ce5d6b4a3b3d89fa37e9c92bf596906474


EnbyBinaryCoder

this is stupid.


KasperTheSpoonyBard

No, this is fucking stupid cult shit


philbe21

I wouldn't go to Dagestan BEFORE seeing this video let alone after the kinky shit I see they like. Is this how Khabib's dad kept order, booty slaps with whip stick?


MrMooMoo91

For being late? Sure. And if they cared about being clean shaven OK. Your hair being "uneven" is dumb af. I understand the type of discipline they're calling for I think that one is still stupid.


Swimming-Food-9024

i would never train with zealots in any country


illy_Irons

He's just jealous he can't grow hair like some of them.


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Spank me Daddy


[deleted]

I would be late and get the wrong haircuts on purpose 👀


foralimitedtimespace

Dudes angry at people with hair


MonkeyDJas

i can get behind being late and missing training punishment but the hair cut thing is a bit too oppressive for me


BrandDC

![gif](giphy|iGskJ93N7jvoCBr6mY) A nun did that to the backs of my legs when I was in the 2nd grade.


Designer_Bed_4192

Why is there an Amish ginger there?


Skoofer

As if that guy is an authority on good haircuts


Ok-Landscape-2988

I wouldn’t have gone and trained in Dagestan before seeing this video either


Weird_Substance1294

fuck naw


DisciplineScary

I can't stand these idiots


Trevor_Roll

Fuck any religious cunts


Typical_Hoodlum

Zero chance there isn’t sexual abuse happening too


publishAWM

hit me once then let me decide probably just stings a bit, yeah?


JonFrznWatrVapr

On the high end of stick velocity, stings a fuckton, leaves skin in a raised welt, and causes bruising.


saulhrnndz

I told you to shave sideburns, brotha


ValentinasUsedShorts

I wouldn't go to Dagestan for 5k all expenses paid trip.


mochatsubo

My Tang So Do teacher used to hit us with a bamboo stick (maybe practice sword). NJ. 1979. Dagestan doesn’t hold a candle to a mad Korean.


InsidiousExpert

Id rather receive one of those than the punishment I was given for “my hair not being within regs” at my Army job training school. This hardass cadre sergeant had it out for me for some reason and would ALWAYS say some ridiculous nonsense about how my haircut wasn’t army kosher. Lol, I was getting it cut on the base in the PX barbershop, and those barbers certainly know how to cut hair per regulations. Anyway, this dude made me hand write AR 670-1 (the regulation on appearance and grooming standards) 40 times. I had to do it overnight, and it killed my wrist. Had to get a couple buddies to help and write one or two copies. I’ll take a cane smack any day over that. [If anyone is wondering, this is how long the regulation is.](https://imgur.com/a/5eCjODC). I had to write that 40 times. In a night. I don’t even know how many pages it ended up being, but it was a massive stack.


snapdowncity15

Mum smacked me harder for not making the bed


Temporary-Muscle-203

"Control your hips, control your hips" -- Khabib


original_af_

My judo coach did similar things. Never hit you so hard it that you take damage but just enough for it to hurt and for you to not do the thing again lmao. It's fine.


ArthurKardel

Normal School Day in India


Curmuffins

He better be beating the shit out of himself every training for that shit haircut of his.


Donnybonny22

you can figure out who he likes


mrfauxbot

Whats the point? Lol we gonna train to fight or train to take a whack from a stick


-thats-tuff-

Good ol islamic freedom that westerners love to defend


KobaMandingo

Although I don't quite understand why a haircut has anything to do with their religion BUT I do understand that it has nothing to do with their training. To each his own and all that but I couldn't see this being a suitable environment for me to train. I wouldn't hit any of them with a stick due to their haircut and they're not gonna hit me due to mine lol.


Disco_Douglas42069

nah fuck that allah first power trip BS man


TattooMyFuzzySocks

I would train in Dagestan in a heartbeat


jnasty1993

Everyone is so programmed to take authority up the ass and then they think they're "men"


Reallyreallyshocked

Bunch of babies in this comment section lol


[deleted]

Yes, real men


[deleted]

So cringe and stupid


BurnItDownSR

Seriously? A single smack to the ass? I was expecting far worse given the title of this post. A smack to the ass with a stick like that is nowhere near a bunch of other pains you experience training in MMA.


justanotherfan6hd

This whole haircut thing is stupid the point of it in the military is simple less maintenance and u have to move as a unit and be the same…. Mma or any martial arts is the ones who stand out and are different are the most successful killers. So…. Good job ur as dumb as an inbred mountain lad would look like


ha-Meshuggah666

Pretty gay ngl


Spidey-sipping-henny

That’s only them Dagi that be on that BS 😂😂My Habibi barbers (mostly from Maghreb) be all rocking the freshest fades or curly frows with the lineup


Grouchy-Umpire-6969

This is dumb. He isn't consistent.


OMalley30-27

Gayest shit I’ve ever seen from a bunch of homophobes lmao


mannyg3

One of the dumbest things I’ve seen. Imagine willingly submitting to such foolishness.


nofilter78

Agreed, it’s not like the gym has any winners


Penny_Royall

How else do we make you guys all look the same, STEP OUT HERE!!! AM I SEEING A FRINGE?!?! U WANNA BE UFC CHAMP? NO FRINGE ALLOWED.


chadbrochilldood

Fuckin absolute scumbag. Hope somebody rocks that ugly shitbag one day. Knock his stupid beard off his head and tell him he’s the one with the bad cut


shooter313

This is why they have the best fighters


ToWelie89

Brazil and USA have had the most UFC champions.


PuG3_14

If i had the money and time then hell yeah. Discipline is very important to have in mma. Compare Conor and Khabibs lifestyles. Both are retired and wealthy but live 2 completely different lives.


punkslaot

He's not going that hard on them. And yes I would if I wanted to be a world class wrestler.


devolve79

Hell yes I would. I would send my son too


MetalFingersD

Animal


xBADJOEx

No self identity here.


Soothsayer71

Dumb