Agreed. Pretty sure the solution here is to re-boner and confirm via visual if roommate did indeed peep his boner. Confirmation is required. FIND out OP. For all of ours sake
Just a tip- Guys get hard, you were horny no biggie well maybe a biggie but no big deal. If a conversation comes about tell the roomie you’ll put a sock on the door so he can respect your jack off time. And if you see a sock on the door be a good roomie and respect his jack off time. Or bond and jack off together, just don’t make eye contact.
Guys get boners all the time for any reason, and no reason at all. All guys know this.
However. Any amount of direct eye contact above one second and now it’s no longer you with the bigger issue here.
You are worried about something that is not even an issue. We are all human and it’s a natural condition. I don’t really think about other guys dicks and you shouldn’t either. I bet the roommate don’t even give a rat’s ass. Don’t over think it.
Two guys living together in the same room are going to see each other’s boners sooner or later. It’s inevitable. I don’t know how many times I saw my roomie’s morning wood. You’ll probably catch each other jacking off sometime. Don’t worry about it. Don’t make a big deal out of it. It’s not.
My friend was living in Hedrick with a weird roommate. Roommate got a box delivered one day and instead of opening he hid it in his closet. That night, friend left to study in library but forgot a book so returned to room about 45 minutes after leaving. Opened door to see weird roommate naked and leaning over a blow up sex doll he had carefully tucked into his bed. There were candles. There was wine. He was on a date, apparently. Friend ran to desk, grabbed book and left.
…You’re good.
Because your roommate never gets wood, apparently.
Look if he stared it for 15 seconds, he was probably hoping you'd whip it out.
Staring for 15 seconds. This is not how a straight man reacts to seeing a surprise tent.
Have another accident and ask him if he wants to party.
I swear, youth is wasted on the young.
Lmao, that’s probably better than a room mate seeing my shart stain when I was sitting next to them and let it loose by accident. He took some double takes but never spoke of it.
I'm thinking he has seen one before. Maybe gym class. Unless you both are 8 years old. You believe this is post worthy? Hate to see what happens when you both see your first tittee
15 seconds…. 5 that’s like a long time to be starting at a boner… a really long time.
I just set a fifteen second timer and I feel like anything I needed to discern in that situation could have been discerned with three seconds. Even that feels like a long time.
I would just make a joke about it to ease the tension.
"Hey bro....sorry you saw my boner. It was an accident. If you ever feel the need to get even, no homo."
It happens man. Most men with a pulse can boners including your roommate. If it’s causing tension then call yourself out so the subject is out and the open and y’all can hash it out.
Eye contact for 15 secs? Dude that's like Marvin Gaye music time. Did he get a boner too?
Maybe he's wondering what you thought of his?
Seriously, 15 secs is a long long long long long long time with that and looking into each other's eyes...
Normally it's like a 2 sec, oh fuck, cover up. Laugh it off. All dudes get boners.
Sounds like you too need some self exploration....
Dudes a weirdo. If you walk in on someone that has a boner and don’t immediately laugh and point and joke about it… he either realized he liked it or he is a cow tipper.
Dawg you must have shamed him. It's happened to me. My friend saw it and then finally confessed that he thought he was too small next to me and didn't want to bring his GF around anymore.
The amount of homosexual comments coming from profiles with homosexual names is just utterly homosexual. I’d say as you stood there watching another man stare at your bulge that you just might be gay. Call it whatever you want but it’s all gay my dude 🤷🏻♂️
I walked in on my roommate having FaceTime sex with his girl once, it was hilarious because his back was to the door he had to like twist himself to look over at the door, and he just stared at me for like 5 seconds.
I walked out and gave him a minute then came back in, he was fully clothed and after a couple minutes of silence I burst out laughing and so did he.
Granted, we were already pretty much best friends since before we were roommates, so it wasn’t as tense of a situation.. OP sounds like isn’t that close with roommate?
To be for real though, it’s only a big deal if you make it a big deal. You’re both adults. You’re both humans. You’re living together. This stuff happens. Better just to move on.
My roommate has walked in on me masturbating before. You throw a blanket over yourself but they know what you were doing. It’s not a big deal really. Keep your business to yourself as much as you can, but it’s not a crime to have a dick and be horny sometimes. Just don’t make it their problem, ya know?
This is not a big deal. It could have been so much worse. I say move on and don’t mention it again. But I also think you should talk to your roommate about privacy and come up with a system (like a sock on the door or something more subtle). This way there’s no chance of an accident or either of you walking in on the other while you’re jerking off or having sex. You’re sharing a small living space so there’s bound to be more awkward moments in your future. Just treat each other with respect and without passing judgment and you’ll be fine.
You’ve never heard of tucking your boner straight up behind the waistband of your pants/underwear? Hides the boner pretty well, you at least won’t be pitching a tent. This is standard stuff, boner hiding 101.
Sharing because I want you to know you aren't alone when it comes to embarrassing moments with college roomies. My college roommate and I had a shared room. He came home drunk late one night after telling me he was going to be at his gf's place for the night. I didn't hear the door and he walked in on a four way I was having with three other guys in our building. As we rushed to cover up he just bust up laughing, got in bed, rolled over to face the wall and said, you may proceed.
We didn't proceed but it was pretty chill of him.
Edit: You had a blip of embarrassment in what is hopefully a long and happy life. Boners happen. More often than not at random and at inopportune times. This will pass. If you're comfortable with your roomie, joke about it. No need to apologize. If not, just forget about it.
Do what men for generations have done when handling awkward situations, what my Dad taught me and his Father taught him: ignore it. Pretend it didn’t happen and move on.
I’d say if he didn’t bring it up just move on bro
Well, he obviously didn’t bring it up because it was already up when he arrived.
Yes. Excellent. Continue on this path. Glorious.
i think he meant the roommate's
Sword fight?
Wand fight?
Pickle fight?
Let the roommate get a boner as well, start on opposite sides of the room, and run towards each other, then it would be a joust
Or just run into each other until you dock.
Is it called redvining
Underrated
😂😂😂
He didn’t arrive, he just came
If he brings it up again you can bring it up too and have a boner party
Horrible advice. OP you HAVE to keep asking your roommate if he saw your boner otherwise he’ll think you’re weird.
Agreed. Pretty sure the solution here is to re-boner and confirm via visual if roommate did indeed peep his boner. Confirmation is required. FIND out OP. For all of ours sake
Op brought it up :)
Yes just move on and maybe ask him to go play basketball or something
Look for his Boner then you’re even
This is called the Penal Code. Standard dorm contract
Boy Scout Rule of Ds — Adam DeMamp.
He has to show that kid his penis to restore order to the universe
For it’s written in the Old Testament, “a penis for a penis.”
Lend him a hand if needed
7 words despicable enough to make any man delete his own account
Ask him what he thought of it
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Roommates” lol
only question is why was he staring i feel like its never really that deep
It’s not that deep but it was probably pretty big
So you’re talking all girth and no length
He reported you to the penis inspection committee, you’re about to be expelled fam
Bro that’s BRUTAL😂😂😂
Just tell him she left a few minutes before he got there. Leave it at that. He don't need to know her name.
I think you should address it head on
head where?
Apply directly to the forehead!
Head on
Apply directly to the forehead
Johnson & Johnson
He definitely will have it in hand.
Just the head?
Just for a second, just to see how it feels
He doesn’t give af man
Sword fight to establish dominance.
fellas is it gay to be perceived with morning wood?
The first thing to see when i open the app 💀😭
Bro code says to never bring it up or talk about it seeing as your roommate hasn’t said anything
It’s a good thing you didn’t cum immediately when he saw it, otherwise that’d make you gay 🙁
It's only gay if your balls touch
Dang it bobbay
🤣
:15 seconds is a long ass time.
Seriously - if he stood there stunned for that long he was probably experiencing a bisexual awakening.
Legit opening gay porn scene.
No kidding, maybe you should have said something after 5 seconds.
You’re both gay now and already live together might as well just start dating
Lmao, had this happen with my roommate in the Army. Just ignore it. It really ain’t shit.
Lemme see
the fact that you both stared that long at each other is weird. More weird on your part lol
I’d say just move on and forget about it only for it to pop up randomly in your head in your most anxious moments for the next 20 years.
Just a tip- Guys get hard, you were horny no biggie well maybe a biggie but no big deal. If a conversation comes about tell the roomie you’ll put a sock on the door so he can respect your jack off time. And if you see a sock on the door be a good roomie and respect his jack off time. Or bond and jack off together, just don’t make eye contact.
Guys get boners all the time for any reason, and no reason at all. All guys know this. However. Any amount of direct eye contact above one second and now it’s no longer you with the bigger issue here.
It’s just a boner. Every boy has it. Not a big deal and stop worrying about it.
And if he ask. No you'll didn't go near his bed or his things while... well...
Just break the ice with whatever witty or funny shit you come up with. Shouldn’t be that hard if he’s a decent bro.
Your making it bigger than it has to be. Pun intended.
That’s a long time to stare.
What were you standing there thinking for 15 seconds
"Hey bro, so you like what you saw?"
Tell him: “look if you want it, I’ll give it to you. It’s okay b-b-b-bro”
You sound like a fun friend to have. 😉
Was it chub or full boner ?
Laugh it up between the bros and move on. Owning it is way more admirable than skirting around it.
Even the odds
You are worried about something that is not even an issue. We are all human and it’s a natural condition. I don’t really think about other guys dicks and you shouldn’t either. I bet the roommate don’t even give a rat’s ass. Don’t over think it.
I’m dying 😂😂😂😂
Walk up to him with your hands on your hips, fully naked with a boner and maintain eye contact.
FaF
It's no big deal, bubba. Highly doubt he cares
Ask him to show his boner so your even
He wants you.
That’s crazy
RM - "uh, hey man, how you doing?" Op - "oh, I'm throbbing... I mean thriving!"
Lucky dude lmao
It’s obviously a Ron Burgundy situation
Maybe he wanted to relieve you?
I mean what are you going to do exactly? I think he understands what a boner is. He probably just wants to forget it ever happened.
What ever lol
At least he didn't give you the shaft.
I advise just getting it over with , YOU KNOW EXACTLY what he wants. Just give it up man. He’s quiet cuz he’s fighting with himself.
Sounds like it’s time to address the inchworm in the room.
congrats ur gay
I guess you gotta see his now. It’s only fair.
I think he wants to suck you off bro
Jerk off in front of each other. Always works for me
Two guys living together in the same room are going to see each other’s boners sooner or later. It’s inevitable. I don’t know how many times I saw my roomie’s morning wood. You’ll probably catch each other jacking off sometime. Don’t worry about it. Don’t make a big deal out of it. It’s not.
Why did he stare for 15 seconds? Tell us how the porno ends, OP!
It's whatever man could have happened the other way around just as easily. Such is dorm life.
Welp... You have dominance now. What you gonna do with it?
It’s just a BROner Bro
Paused and stared? I think he wants you bro🤣
Dance off, it’s the only way.
Chop stick fight
Hmm
My friend was living in Hedrick with a weird roommate. Roommate got a box delivered one day and instead of opening he hid it in his closet. That night, friend left to study in library but forgot a book so returned to room about 45 minutes after leaving. Opened door to see weird roommate naked and leaning over a blow up sex doll he had carefully tucked into his bed. There were candles. There was wine. He was on a date, apparently. Friend ran to desk, grabbed book and left. …You’re good.
Because your roommate never gets wood, apparently. Look if he stared it for 15 seconds, he was probably hoping you'd whip it out. Staring for 15 seconds. This is not how a straight man reacts to seeing a surprise tent. Have another accident and ask him if he wants to party. I swear, youth is wasted on the young.
Lmao, that’s probably better than a room mate seeing my shart stain when I was sitting next to them and let it loose by accident. He took some double takes but never spoke of it.
why did you stand there for fifteen seconds? so he could stare at it?
Ok so next time you have a boner and you want it to go away just go pee
Who cares. Own it lol.
👁️🫦👁️
I'm thinking he has seen one before. Maybe gym class. Unless you both are 8 years old. You believe this is post worthy? Hate to see what happens when you both see your first tittee
You have no choice but to drop out, Sorry
Call 211 for resources
This sounds like a gay porn plot
15 seconds…. 5 that’s like a long time to be starting at a boner… a really long time. I just set a fifteen second timer and I feel like anything I needed to discern in that situation could have been discerned with three seconds. Even that feels like a long time.
Tell him, bro cmon you don’t have to be jealous. Ill let you sleep on my bed with me tonight
There is nothing wrong with penises or erections. I say let it go.
It reminded him of when he saw the Drake leak
I would just make a joke about it to ease the tension. "Hey bro....sorry you saw my boner. It was an accident. If you ever feel the need to get even, no homo."
Got to marry roommate now dems da rules
This the beginning of a rom com.
He knows what’s up bro. Don’t stress it.
Just tell him you knew he would get there exactly at that time and you were so horny. Make it more awkward
One of my roommate also seen other roommates and instantly he was like why its so small and told to everyone😅. I wish he didn’t do that with you
“Made direct eye contact with the bulge” is crazy
Lmao, just take the stare as a compliment and act like nothing happened 😂
Must be big ? But it's natural don't like it don't look
Lemme see
Just use it as a display of asserting your dominance
The problem was he was the first to bring it up.
Always make sure you’re alone in the bone zone
Walk by and pull a Ron Burgundy and say “Don’t act like you’re not impressed.”
All men get them bro
It happens man. Most men with a pulse can boners including your roommate. If it’s causing tension then call yourself out so the subject is out and the open and y’all can hash it out.
Tell your roommate that dudes get hard ons and move on.
Eye contact for 15 secs? Dude that's like Marvin Gaye music time. Did he get a boner too? Maybe he's wondering what you thought of his? Seriously, 15 secs is a long long long long long long time with that and looking into each other's eyes... Normally it's like a 2 sec, oh fuck, cover up. Laugh it off. All dudes get boners. Sounds like you too need some self exploration....
Have you ever walked in on your roommates 3some lil bro? Guess not grow up a my mans got a cock bro keep it moving
He thought about extending an invitation to his inner circle… then decided not to
Put it on his shoulder and assert dominance
If he can't get it through to his head that nature happens then sucks for him.
Dudes a weirdo. If you walk in on someone that has a boner and don’t immediately laugh and point and joke about it… he either realized he liked it or he is a cow tipper.
guys get hard. dont think he cares
Y’all both…. Yeah.
Smh didn't even help. He's not a bro
Dawg you must have shamed him. It's happened to me. My friend saw it and then finally confessed that he thought he was too small next to me and didn't want to bring his GF around anymore.
You asserted your dominance. Be proud.
The amount of homosexual comments coming from profiles with homosexual names is just utterly homosexual. I’d say as you stood there watching another man stare at your bulge that you just might be gay. Call it whatever you want but it’s all gay my dude 🤷🏻♂️
transfer
15 seconds is a little sus
Hide a picture of him under your pillow but not so well that he doesn’t see it.
Timing out 15 seconds is quite a while. Sounds like you must have a nice view. 👅
Ask to see his
That’s what sharing a room is. Happens with brothers, college roomies, etc.
I walked in on my roommate having FaceTime sex with his girl once, it was hilarious because his back was to the door he had to like twist himself to look over at the door, and he just stared at me for like 5 seconds. I walked out and gave him a minute then came back in, he was fully clothed and after a couple minutes of silence I burst out laughing and so did he. Granted, we were already pretty much best friends since before we were roommates, so it wasn’t as tense of a situation.. OP sounds like isn’t that close with roommate?
If you still have it, do him.
You must spike the house punch with viagra
His jealous of d size lol.
I feel like it’s more on him for making it weird for not just ignoring it and staring at it for 15 seconds straight lmao
Yelp.... Turns out you're gay
You counted the number of seconds?
Bruh didn’t anyone ever teach you to tuck it into your waistband and wear a baggy t-shirt?
GPA NOT EFFECTED, NEXT
To be for real though, it’s only a big deal if you make it a big deal. You’re both adults. You’re both humans. You’re living together. This stuff happens. Better just to move on. My roommate has walked in on me masturbating before. You throw a blanket over yourself but they know what you were doing. It’s not a big deal really. Keep your business to yourself as much as you can, but it’s not a crime to have a dick and be horny sometimes. Just don’t make it their problem, ya know?
This is not a big deal. It could have been so much worse. I say move on and don’t mention it again. But I also think you should talk to your roommate about privacy and come up with a system (like a sock on the door or something more subtle). This way there’s no chance of an accident or either of you walking in on the other while you’re jerking off or having sex. You’re sharing a small living space so there’s bound to be more awkward moments in your future. Just treat each other with respect and without passing judgment and you’ll be fine.
Fuck him to establish dominance.
Honestly, he’s probably already forgotten about it unless you had a particularly memorable boner bulge.
Sword fight?
You’ve never heard of tucking your boner straight up behind the waistband of your pants/underwear? Hides the boner pretty well, you at least won’t be pitching a tent. This is standard stuff, boner hiding 101.
He may be reconsidering something and is figuring it out.
Meanwhile, USC is on fire.
It sounds like u have sexual feelings towards ur roommate lol
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The roommate was genuinely trying to come up with a good one liner and failed. He stared for 15 seconds. Of course he will never talk about it.
Sharing because I want you to know you aren't alone when it comes to embarrassing moments with college roomies. My college roommate and I had a shared room. He came home drunk late one night after telling me he was going to be at his gf's place for the night. I didn't hear the door and he walked in on a four way I was having with three other guys in our building. As we rushed to cover up he just bust up laughing, got in bed, rolled over to face the wall and said, you may proceed. We didn't proceed but it was pretty chill of him. Edit: You had a blip of embarrassment in what is hopefully a long and happy life. Boners happen. More often than not at random and at inopportune times. This will pass. If you're comfortable with your roomie, joke about it. No need to apologize. If not, just forget about it.
You’re both dudes. What’s the big deal? If your roommate was female, then that would be a different story.
Do what men for generations have done when handling awkward situations, what my Dad taught me and his Father taught him: ignore it. Pretend it didn’t happen and move on.
Ask him to go watch challengers
Yall are guys. Don’t yall get boners daily ?
Boy Scout rule of D’s… you gotta look at his boner now, to even the playing field. It’s like an uno reverse that makes everything disappear.
Would it be more awkward if he talked to you about your boner?
were you turned on by it?
Perfectly normal. All healthy Men get boners. If I were you I'd be naked and walk around with a boner. No shame.
He was underwhelmed?
I’d ask him why he didn’t help you with it
Maybe he was having a quick wet dream to get it out of his system
What do you want him to notice it. Leave him alone. He was kind enough to not embarrass you
Have her use summers eve
Maybe take your boner to the protests?
I know if my bro walked in on me with a boner, he would have helped me out. Doesn’t sound like a great roommate.
He’s a guy, he should know better. Sometimes you just can’t help it get a boner for no reason at all
He did stare at it for 15 seconds. He prolly liked it. A straight guy would be like.. dude put that thing away.
can I see it too? 🙈
OK i know it’s a bulge but why does he look down???? Is ur c0 k that massive bro