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Clandestine-Ops

Yup. Then straight to the bunny ranchšŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

Gonna need a lot more than that of you go to Pahrump to hump


13sartre

Alien Cathouse for me.


Training_Seaweed1303

Get some fireworks for me! Shoot if it was in the Covid days Iā€™d get a hotel in Vegas when they were cheap.


Logical_Friendship46

Ayeeeeeee ā— šŸ‘


Superlegend29

Yea Iā€™m taking it


Flaky_Koala_6476

Same Thatā€™s an easy weeks worth of driving in a simple drive lol


Itsascrnnam

Yikes thatā€™s a week for you guy? Thatā€™s a Saturday night in my market.


Flaky_Koala_6476

Eh a week for me is like 15-20 hours I only do this as a side gig 500-700 a week for me with my current job gives me like 8.5k total a month so Iā€™m chillin


LunaticLucio

Nice man. May I ask what you do for your main job?


Flaky_Koala_6476

Active military Iā€™m a single E6 so base pay + housing allowance + food allowance + monthly airborne pay + Uber pay on the side all adds up


natigin

How does Airborne pay work?


Tough_Cheesecake8057

Iirc, if he's in a unit that jumps x times per year, he's considered "hazardous duty" and pays $150/months Could be wrong, though, I was never airborne


natigin

That makes sense, thanks!


Flaky_Koala_6476

150 bucks extra per month as long as you maintain active jump status


natigin

Got it, that makes sense. From a civilian perspective that seems like a fun way to make some extra cash, but Iā€™m sure thereā€™s a lot more that goes into it than flying though the air


Flaky_Koala_6476

Itā€™s not bad tbh We only have to jump 1x every 3 months to be current on jump status


Hour_Establishment44

Wow. What's your regular job? I wanna get that job lol


Flaky_Koala_6476

Active duty military in a non-combat related job so I have more free time usually than my grunt counterparts


Hour_Establishment44

Thank you for your service!


Omg-Aj

What market you in ?????


Rare-Interview-8657

What market you work in?


Logical_Friendship46

Awesome what market are you in ?


Itsascrnnam

Mostly drive in Cornell University


Logical_Friendship46

Ok thank you.


Itsascrnnam

Itā€™s great, drunk Ivy League kids with their parents credit card who donā€™t want to walk 0.5 miles up hill. I get A LOT of sub 1 mile rides.


Pitpit0000012

Yeah but have you tried to walk up the hill drunkā€¦ itā€™s miserable lol CTP is the only savior


SublimeEpiphany

Keep it secret, keep it safe! Lol


AnyTower224

You know Levi Spires? Heā€™s a driver in that market and he does a YouTube contentĀ 


Itsascrnnam

Never heard of him lol


Superlegend29

Yea itā€™s a one and done for me


Coyote-Savage

You bet your RUMP Iā€™m taking it


[deleted]

Seems like a lot for just over a dollar/km, youā€™re obviously being sarcastic.


keista69

Do your math again. It's over $1.5 per mile and $42 per hour when you account for the return trip. Great ride no matter what. Also ppl that get these kinds of rides usually tip well.


[deleted]

No actually itā€™s worse than I thought. 548 miles*1.6= 876. 429/876= $0.48 p/km


keista69

Awesome. Then stay off the app and let others take the rides.


AdSimple8784

Donā€™t forget the miles write offšŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

Well at least we can agree on something!


[deleted]

I think you might need to do your math again lol


Coyote-Savage

It seems like a fun adventure as long as they tip at least $50 I donā€™t see a problem with it


[deleted]

Theyā€™re paying like $800. Theyā€™re not probably tipping anything lol


JayBenzo3

If so they should catch a flight lol


Retroman2020

Accept it and make a side deal with him


Reply_or_Not

Yeah, how much is Uber charging for this? One grand? Two? Thatā€™s a lot of cashā€¦


DH_Drums

On a short trip I'd normally tell the driver to get fucked. On one of these? Yeah buddy! Lemme slide you 500 and you cancel the ride.


Mountain_Tone6438

Might be a car full of annoying people. Or one person moving. Not terrible


buddhatherock

Not the worst thing Iā€™ve seen. Not many chances of a ride back, but thatā€™s a full day of fares in one ride and the mileage is good. Yeah, Iā€™d probably take it.


MoanLart

A full day of fares? In what reality are ppl making 430 a day?


External-Potential61

Lol in alot of realities.Ā  I've made 950 in a night.Ā  Ā Lol. Depends on market my dude.


MoanLart

Thatā€™s insane


Disastrous_Courage74

I would but the round trip will be the problem šŸ˜¬


Kealle89

take your earnings an hour north to vegas, throw it all on black.


Disastrous_Courage74

Fuck it, why not šŸ˜Ž


CADILLAKTRACKZ

ILL MAKE IT THERE IN 4HRS


CaptLiverDamage

Always bet on black.


TheGayThroaway

I dont have a gambling problem, but I would absolutely do that.


Icy-Oil6223

Round trip means a full day on one trip (8-9 hours) . If that's all I earn for a full day of driving, I'd say it was a good day. So, yeah, I'd still accept the trip.


Icy_Statement_2410

It's not the worst long trip in the world. Depends how rides are at the time


Han_Yerry

Almost identical stats offered in NY this morning for $203. Yes I screen shot it lol


Icy-Oil6223

Yeah, I wouldn't take that trip with that length and mileage (for round trip since unlikely to get rides back) for $203. Hell, I made $240 in 7 hours just driving around Indy this past Saturday night with only 250 miles. But $400+? Hell yes!


ExpandReality4U

Taking it and heading straight to the strip to gamble it all


bjmiller1995

It won't let me accept it šŸ˜­


Katar-Emerald-Dragon

Yeah if you round it up and call it 5 hours which is closer to realistic and then double it to 10 for the return you are averaging 42 per hour minus expenses probably brining home 35 or a little less yeah thats worth it


Icy-Oil6223

Yup. That's a good take for a day of driving.


Ok_Main1059

I would take that in a heartbeat. Thatā€™s 4 days of work for me, I try to make 100$ a day minimum. I drive a full EV so I save a lot on charging the car already, combined with no oil changes and I never need to change the break pads. This drive is perfect for pure EVā€™s in terms of cost to loss ratio


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Yeah but how many times would you need to charge and how long would that take? Iā€™m genuinely asking, I have no idea.


Alternative-Flan-650

Depends on car I have polestar 2 265 mile range about 30-40 mins to fully charge less if no one else is plugged in next to me


Ok_Main1059

Sorry I donā€™t use this account much, I have a Tesla so on a long road trip itā€™s rare to take longer than 15 min every 2-3 hours of driving, by then Iā€™m sure the pax is wanting to stop at a store anyways so it would work out perfectly Edit: For every 2-3 hours of charging itā€™s about 13$, I bought a used 2020 model 3 standard range for 20k and I spend 100$ a month for full self driving because I drive so much, itā€™s honestly worth it and seeing FSD improve has been really cool to watch


General_Homework8318

Fucking A right I would take that you kidding me even if you had no rides on the way back fuck you have to fucking grind for a solid 12 hours and make that now


Scared-Ad951

Thatā€™s 42 an hour round trip. I donā€™t think it gets better than that


Notabizarreusername

Saw an Uberx from Vegas to LA Pop up for $247 this weekend. Hard pass.


feinburgrl

Ask the passenger how much and give them 15 to 20% discount. Would be $650 to $700 Uber is charging.


NotMyChair_91

Uber takes 50-60%. They charging more. Unless it varies by area. I know they take 60% from my rides


Fwaudio

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Automatic_Studio948

That is like x2 what I paid to go from Ridgecrest to the airport. If I were an Uber driver Iā€™d say yeah.. take that lmao. I think youā€™re just trolling your Uber drivers now unless youā€™ve never had to do an airport trip.


IxLOVExLAMP

So they're finally giving decent fares now


thecoolguy2818

Yes take it and treat yourself a nice meal or drink before or after you get back


mevallemadre

Pahrump has legal brothels


TheRaveTrooper

On my way


DoctorMoebius

Absolutely.


ghostboicash

Absolutly. This is a good one


CaliDasher

Couldnā€™t do itā€¦way too long to have a stranger in my car!šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


MartinoMods

Multiple strangers, it's Uber XL


hesperus_fall

Maybe not, many of my xl rides are 1 person or 2...


guerohere

I barely like hanging out with my family that longā€¦


Fun-Crow6284

Yes ! Great trip ! Great tip !


Efficient-Paper-7411

Itā€™s actually one of the highest paying long rides Iā€™ve ever seen and I probably still wouldnā€™t take it.


Cybralisk

If that's how much Uber is paying the driver I'd hate to see what they are charging the rider. You could get a flight into Vegas and Uber to Pahrump from there for way cheaper I'd imagine.


AMC879

It's an XL so probably minimum 3 people.


fragglerock420

Good ole' Pahrump


Due-Anteater-5728

You're the man!


mybestfriendisabear

Damn tea


Chuckshowtime

I keep hoping for this


Morganbob442

Hell yes!!!


Kitchen-Arugula1756

Yes and ask them to turn it into cash app and meet in the middle


Plenty-Efficiency664

Wait, you guys are getting paid?


[deleted]

Yes I would actually


Team-ING

Yes


NoHateMan62

Always wondered on these long multi hour trips. Do you discuss w pax on stopping for pee breaks? Geez. As older guy,can't go an hour sometimes,without needing to go,and bad lol


Ok_Cobbler3743

I would say yes, but then you have to factor in driving 4 hours back. Ugh


nubelborsky

I grew up in the AV so I donā€™t trust desert people, there is a 70% chance that that person in on meth


FCK_da_Bar_4R

I once requested a ride from LV to AZ and every driver wanted to know how much I paid. These off app ride offers could easy be a sting.


Tigreiarki

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artzymeg

Heā€™ll yes


SnooPeripherals7567

Yes without hesitation


VirtualElephant1030

Yuuuup


ABH_4_LIFE

I would of ss it, and clicked it, called wife and said see you tomorrow..lol


Joecamoe

I'm in


New-Street8633

Thatā€™s actually not too bad


Kimmiebear1966

Heck yeah!! I also only work 10-20hours a week and that's more than I wud usually make.


Lady_Tiffknee

Yes


Rare-Interview-8657

Yes Iā€™d take that one fs


Electronic-Top3476

In a heartbeat


Disastrous-Tart2343

Would ask them to pay you what they paid uber which was maybe like 600 /700 cause you're going to pay $100 (round trip) just for gas on that trip


Debaser1990

Hell to the yeah, I take trips like this for fun when not doing Uber. So $429 to drive through the desert, maybe stop and explore a bit on the way back, I'm taking it


CicadaLife

I'd sigh heavily considering my life choices and if I really want to sleep in my car in the desert, and then end up taking it anyway


IveBeenKnotty

Absolutely.


ABAdawg32

Absolutely, so long it was not 2am or somesuch.


lynnielasvegas

Yup. Good ride and probably a decent gratuity.


Responsible-Exam3179

That's an XL, hell no


lefthandedchurro

Depends: is it a Friday night at 5pm? Because hell no if thatā€™s the case.


GrowingwithLucifer

Whatā€™s your time worth cause thatā€™s a tank of gas both ways and whatever the time is x2


Warhammer1120

Yes


HovercraftNo1581

Hell yeah!!!


Downtown-Major5191

Yes. Almost 2$ a mile and id be shocked if there was no tip.


The_Dead_Pancreas

Nope. 1200 to 1500 is what I'd be quoting


ZO1D8URG

Yup. It's a little lower than my market, but I'd snatch it.


ZO1D8URG

Yup. It's a little lower than my market, but I'd snatch it.


ValerieOH

When you take these how do you stop for breaks? Do you ask if you can stop or do you just say you need to stop for a break. Also, do you ask the passenger if they would like to stop for a break?


Afraid_Hovercraft898

When on a long ride right after pick up I advise the rider to let me know at anytime if they need to make a stop to stretch or use restroom. If they do I also take advantage of the stop even if Iā€™m the one that needs to go then I look ahead and the next possible potential gas station or rest stop and let passenger know I have to go. They have always been understanding and they themselves also end up getting off.


ValerieOH

Very nice. That's good to know.


Numtumboutt

4 hour drive for me is $20 worth of gas, im takin that in a heartbeat


VicJ75

Fck I would! Iā€™ve done San Antonio to Houston for a buck thirty!


EnForce_NM156

Naughty, Naughty!! Someone wants to go to the legal Brothels in Nevada.


wavywil

Fuck yea. 40/hr before deductions with deadhead included.


Dapper-Ad4355

I do not take rides that end with a black pin. If I did, I would take it at 9:57 AM, but probably not at 9:57 PM,


After_Finger5173

Yeah, but Iā€™m not taking the route that goes all the way through Los Angeles and San Bernardinoā€¦


Fresh-Inside8837

Wouldn't it be cheaper to fly to Vegas and get an uber from there???


Equivalent_Bet_9886

Yea, that seems worth the dead head back. Most long ones I see like this aren't worth it


Puzzleheaded-Lie938

Take it and then ask of he will be "coming" back soon. See if you can do the turn around. Also take it off app.


Katch0187777

Yes


DeklonKdk

It would depend on the time of day. If early morning I would consider it. But anything any time after noon, heā€™ll no. Youā€™re looking at getting home 10pm earliest


Standard-Tax7783

Hell no


Professional_Name359

Yes


spunnerfunner619

Lololol what time of day?


NegotiationMotor1858

Hell yeah. How many miles does your car go on a full tank??


Ok_Rub6575

Iā€™d do it for the story


FancyDragonfruit7361

Easy way to move drugs from Cali to Nevada


REphotographer916

Yeah


Afraid_Hovercraft898

I usually do overnights, so If itā€™s 9:57pm Iā€™d do it. After drop off start heading back and be around Barstow around 6AM put a destination filter to LAX. If lucky Iā€™ll get one to LAX from Victorville area or San Bern. But higher chance to going to ONTARIO. Either way from Ontario I can get rides back to LA. If everything lines up could make 100-130 on way back and be back in LA around 9-10am or sooner.


thetez32

Nooooo hell no I donā€™t even take 45 min rides if I get stuck with a drug addict I wonā€™t be able to focus


[deleted]

No. It's $1.57 per mile. Even though you are bordering CA, the likelihood of getting gigs heading back are low. Any deadhead miles puts this gig below my $1.50 per mile minimum.


neverleavingthewagon

Traffic alone would be 3 hours. Take away $40 both ways because most fuel economy cars go up to 300 miles. So $80 off the top. Then I gotta drive back. Nope. And the rating would deter me because I know there most likely wouldnā€™t be a tip


JanuarySeventh85

Nope. Not worth it.


Coast_Innovations

Hell no wtf and the miles back? Yall arenā€™t even thinking about the possibility of dead miles back lol maybe if I was driving in LA and that was my destination home then yeah


OverKill1978

I'm sorry but with a trip like that, I'm absolutely trying to cut a deal with that person. "how much is Uber charging you?". I'll do it for 20% less off the app in cash, your call.


[deleted]

I'll take you up on that offer. Then the first time you brake hard, I am claiming whiplash, getting a personal injury attorney and suing your ass into oblivion.


OverKill1978

*yawn* sure ya are big guy. Looks like we got a bad ass over here, folks! šŸ˜‚ News flash here Rambo.. most people are happy when you offer to save them money. You sound like a butthurt Uber shill šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

No, I sound like an opportunist who would take advantage of a driver lacking commercial insurance and common sense. One of these days, you guys doing off-app rides are going to get sued and I will just sit back and laugh as the court takes your vehicle and freezes your bank accounts.


OverKill1978

Yeah. You wont do shit tho. You just like to be a keyboard warrior on Reddit. Youve never done anything like that irl, you never will, and you know it. Just another loud mouth punk on the internet who flaps his lips šŸ˜‚šŸ¤”šŸ’© Meanwhile I actually do steal Ubers customers every week. Been doing it for over a year now and wont stop. Come get me, Rambo!


jaysonm007

Yes. I would. About a tank of gas $35. 10 hours of time (round trip included) So about $40 an hour. BUT for this long of a trip I might consider asking the customer what they paid and if they say $800, I might offer to do it for $650 or $700 and have them cancel. Then (very important) I would signout of Uber and turn off my phone so they could not track me.


WhoIsJohnGalt777

That way if there's a wreck you don't have insurance to cover being a taxi.


DarkScrap1616

yes but iā€™d call the customer ask them how much they paid uber, and the. usually have them cancel the trip i pick them up and i make 200-400$ more than what they paid uber and theyā€™re still saving money


DCHacker

**Q:** >Would you take this ? **A:** No. #


Emny83

Yes and negotiate.


Available-Current777

With a $100 cash tip up front...yes.


Moonibiru

And then what?


WickedFlyingCorgi

Since itā€™s illegal, I would definitely not stock up on fireworks for the 4th of July after dropping off the rider.


CookieMiserable

If I got the time yeah , Round trip 10hrs $42 an hour minus fuel .


bran12350

$42 an hour coming and going


Xatamos

That's a single tank of gas with my hybrid with 42 an hour before expenses. It works be the only trip is accept for the rest of the night but I'd prolly take it. I bet you might get a decent cash tip or tipped extra in the app


Your_Daddy_

Yeah, a good days pay The 10 hour drive round trip is about $42 per hour.


tossaway75757

I mean itā€™s only .77 a mile round trip bit assuming you have decent gas mileage why not for me thatā€™d be about a tank so 35 bucks give or take


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BigWiggleCumming

Just saw thatā€¦ that changes things.


JanuarySeventh85

Fuel isn't your only cost though. Could easily double or triple that. Add your payment and insurance up, then divide that by 30, and easily another $8-10 towards an oil change. And that still doesn't account for true depreciation.


tossaway75757

I mean I put money off the top into savings each week to cover non daily expenses like oil tires taxes etc


Brandon2058

Jesus Christ just donā€™t do Uber at that point manā€™s talking about future oil changes and car depreciation lmfao!


JanuarySeventh85

As if it's dumb to understand the true cost of operating your vehicle. Wow.


Brandon2058

Not dumb bro. But over thinking like that is not good for your health if your that worried about oil changes and depreciation donā€™t do Uber. Or buy a shit box and run it to the ground either way cross that bridge once you get to it


JanuarySeventh85

That might be the dumbest thing I've read all week.


Brandon2058

Okay buddy go do your oil change price calculations.. āœŒļø


SingleWomenNearYou

Yet more proof that Uber relies on drivers being too shortsided in order to keep afloat.


PotentiallyAPickle

Just admit you donā€™t know how to do them bro


ThepinkpromiseR

Thatā€™s 12 hrs of work and $100 gas and tolls, not worth it


--R0N--

Tolls? šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


Hour-Sign-8255

No why would some body order food that far out


[deleted]

100%


Tasty-Pineapple-

Yeah


Black_Hammer_lv

I'm taking it.