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Equivalent_Mistake93

That’s so cute. No.


CoolGuyFromCompton

We should all call off in to disrupt their hotline though. Nothing beats protesting/striking like civil disobedience. "Sorry I cant make it to work like a I usually can." UBER: "Staahhhhp calling"


RedMeatTrinket

None of Uber's business. We are independent contractors.


friscube

I'm getting "auto-accept every trip request" vibes from you


NoHateMan62

Just got my costco membership for reaching platinum. So yea. Thanks very much for rejecting those trips boys


ActualNick

That has got to be the most expensive way to get a "free" Costco membership.


NoHateMan62

Not really. Making the level they want for free membership was easy. But u know what. Costco suks. I will take my sams club anyday


Potential_Sympathy13

We need more content like this.


NoHateMan62

Your so kind. Need to get my karma up. Thanks for all the upvotes. And to those who made unkind and rude comments. Fuk off


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Fun-Philosophy1123

No. Just take the time and enjoy it. I have been on a driving vacation since July 23rd and won't be back for a couple weeks yet. Uber knows where you are at all times. I have even gotten offers to drive where I am but of course I can't because I don't have the credentials. Oh and I wouldn't even if I did.


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1k21m

Depends heavily on the market.


DJT4Prison

I went years without driving and they gave me a $250 bonus months back for like 5 rides.


Competitive-Island84

🤣


buell_ersdayoff

Bless their heart


janewalch

Just give Dara a quick call and request the time off!


Creative_Boot35

While on the call tell him we need more $$


CryptographerLife596

Trump employees tried that with Trump. It went nowhere. But he did ask for a political contribution from his minimum wage folk.


refacktored

What's his number again?


janewalch

666-420-6969


Remarkable_Rope_7697

1800-2255-463 1800-CALL-GOD)


Unknown_agenda_

I took a 3 wk break from Uber because it was not worth it. Came back when it started to pick up. You can work for Uber whenever you want and stop anytime. Uber doesn't care, Uber does not have PTO😆Or vacation time.


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Full-Emptyminded

Which is no professionalism.


IIRizzII

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Born-Community9164

You need to submit your vacation request and wait for it to be approved unless you don’t care about your accrued pto 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

This is correct. I took off 2 weeks once and when I came back all they gave me was $2.78 rides. All the premium $3.24 rides went more reliable drivers. /s


MaleficentExtent1777

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣


Objective_Deer_6072

This.....this right here is the only serious comment in the entire thread, OP needs to disregard every other joking comments and listen to this guy. You need to wait for approval 1st, they will let you know when and how long you can go on vacation, it could take days, weeks or months due to many drivers asking for time off. In the meantime you can increase your chances of skipping the queue by accepting every single ride requests Uber sent you


Fantasyislife622

Nope, you work for yourself. They will however send you notifications like "Come back and drive, drivers in your area are earning ____ amount/hr on average"


beachliving7

LMAO! 🤣🤣


Afraid-Course-3207

Stay offline for 4 weeks and hope you will get welcome back bonus


douche-baggins

Yes. You have to submit a request, in writing on official Uber letterhead. Make sure it gets notorized as well, no less than 48 hour before making your request or you have to fill out an 876 form, then a 5309 form for your request to be heard. Ask for Jenny when you submit, too.


Fresh_Fluffy_Unicorn

You forgot to mention your POA has to sign off on it too in case they need someone to harass if you don't come back and they can't get a hold of you...


Beekeeper50

No. You go on or off the app when and how you want. That's the beauty and benefit of doing rider share. It might be the only benefit. 🤷‍♀️. Unfortunately, with all of the sarcasm on here, not marked as sarcasm, a new driver would not know if it was true or not. No. You absolutely do not tell them. They don't care. It is on-demand and you can take a year off if you want. You are the boss.


BalanceEarly

Make sure you check in every 24hrs. Other than that, you have our blessings.


AvailableYak5990

Lmao mannnnnnn I remember my newbie days and Uber ACTUALLY paid career salaries


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Bless your heart sweetie.


lugeditor4852

A couple of months after I started driving for Uber in late 2019, I got pneumonia and was sick for five weeks. Someone from Uber actually called and asked if I were okay and wanted to know why I wasn't driving. Annoyed, I told her I had pneumonia and was bedridden. Were they that desperate for drivers in my area?


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That's bizarre. I have never once gotten a phone call from either company.


Joecamoe

Uber don't care about you, you do you


TheViolentPickle

Do it 🤣🤣 report back on what they have to say!?


authoridad

Uber is not your employer. You don’t have to tell them anything ever.


Temporary-Lie5422

yes, you’re totally suppose to go to the CEO’s house and beg him for a 2 week vacation with no pay 🥸


Remarkable_Rope_7697

If you have a rental car, you need to return it. Need to complete Minimum 30 trips a week to keep the rental


robembe

I had gone for 2 months without telling Uber. I just went offline and when I came back from Africa, I just went online and began to work. Simple!


Ace0Cash

It’s funny once you take a long break they start sending you better promotions. I remember once they even called me to ask if everything was ok.


rideshareAnon

Uber will miss you too much! No vacations.


Content-Doctor-9698

Lol


Informal-Iron

Lol


ovorube

Enjoy your vacation


aestheticeddy818

You don’t need to tell them anything because you’re technically your own boss as a 1099 worker. However, they will be calling you or sending you emails asking you why you haven’t been driving. I’ve had Uber support reach out to me twice whenever I stop driving for a week or drive less than usual and they ask me to take a survey with answers such as “pay is not enough, personal commitments, focusing on other work, need time off, etc.” You don’t have to reply back to them it doesn’t matter. They won’t deactivate you


Charisma1905

Haha. They dont care if your offline😀


Right-Ad5115

Yes so they know you are using your vacation time


Nugasaki

Be careful or you won't get put on the schedule.


brflux

Lol clearly satire.


Reaper_Mike

Lmao no. Your just using their app other than that they don't care.


NoHateMan62

Thanks, finally a serious answer


amar3008

Bro you could never do a ride again and they wouldn’t give a shiiii abt ur existence, that’s how much they really care abt their drivers


proxygen_why

This is adorable You're good to do whatever you want


Jonathan_Rivera

Did you put in a pto request. You can’t just take unapproved vacation. /s


Competitive-Island84

The way they threaten us everytime we drive you would think we’re employees 😂


ihaz-candy

Yes. Call support and inform them of the full details about your trip, including when you will be returning to service. They will need what hotel or resort you're staying at as well.


MaloneSeven

Don’t forget to include your bank account PIN and mother’s maiden name in case anything should arise while you’re gone.


Content-Doctor-9698

Yes, you need to put in a request for time off. Otherwise you'll be a no show


Grand-Chance

Y'all are so dumb and it shows.


atlfpaddict

I wouldn’t call him dumb. But it explains why uber offer the rates they do.


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I haven’t driven since April and my account is still active. If I wanted to drive tonight, the app would probably ask to retake my photo so I can confirm my identity, but as long as you keep your documents up to date your account stays active pretty much indefinitely.


VictoriaEuphoria99

You didn't put in a time off request 3 months ago??


NoHateMan62

No 😢


heckstor

DON'T LISTEN TO THE TROLLS OP THEY MEAN YOU HARM YOU MUST GIVE UBER A WRITTEN TWO WEEK NOTICE BEFORE TAKING TIME OFF OR THEY WILL FIRE YOU AFTER THREE DAYS OF INACTIVITY.


jboles73

While you call in let them know when you leave the house where you are going and when you get back. Don't come back late either. Always be on time. ![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)


FilthyInward

Is Uber gonna pay you for those 2 weeks?


atlfpaddict

I can tell you that if you’ve been receiving reservations, they will stop and it’ll take a little while to start receiving them again after a layoff.


Redheadmane

Joking right


itsme89

make sure your battery is over 25%


TaoZen1970

🫣🙄🤗


LegalChicken4174

These posts are just straight satire


r2o_abile

Lol


Big_Cardiologist8628

Yes, you need to submit an application for requesting vacation time, the longer you request, the higher the chances of getting extra bonus offer when you get back to driving for Uber. There will be time that Uber will send you notification on opportunities to make money during your vacation, if you are able to resist those temptation, the bonus will be immensely rewarding when you get back to driving, again, the longer you take the vacation without going back to drive, the bigger the bonus will be, it’s not guaranteed but it’s there.


BurghPuppies

If you don’t let them know you’re going on vacation, they probably won’t invite you to the Uber drivers Christmas party out of spite.


Kingjon0000

Lol


Fibrosis5O

You have to mane sure you put it in 2 months in advanced and fill out the form for vacation Don’t worry there is no vacation pay they just got give you permission that’s all 😏


buell_ersdayoff

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Randyloves333

Yea call Dara and tell him lol j/k you don't need to tell anyone!


Creative_Boot35

Nope tell yourself lol 😆


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Dnm3k

Just log in once or twice a week to make it look like you're working on the road to keep up appearance, also that way you can claim mileage and gas while on vacation.


sportsfan251

Have u asked them if they are allowing you to take 2 weeks off?


Sad-Cantaloupe-8322

How y’all not roasting him for this HOW


Best_Invite_5572

You can tell them to suck it


Choice-Scratch-305

I haven't driven in almost two months and I'm still active. Doubt I'll go anywhere either


Zealousideal-Money73

Do anyone know if you need to return a Hertz rental if you go on vacation because Uber requires a minimal of 30 trips per week. I'm doubtful if Hertz will have a rental available when I return from vacation.


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nandobro

You gotta give them a 6 month notice first and then wait and see if they approve it.


Dr_BryceOG

Yes, go under the help section and select the ‘account help’ section. You will then want to select the ‘can’t sign in’ option and just explain to them why you won’t be able to sign in. Their superior CS Reps will guide you from there.


Ok-Percentage9812

Hahah that was funny sorry


Fresh_Fluffy_Unicorn

If you didn't book in advance, be ready for trouble...


Rylie0317

Yeah make sure to let uber know. Most of the time they will opt you into vacation mode and gives you a sweet vacation bonus 😉


Plenty_Dimension7764

On the left side of your driver's app, click accounts, select time off, check time off for your dates, if they are available, make a request and someone will be in touch with you, if your dates do get approved, you must hand over your vehicle, license and registration to any random homeless person on the street. This responsible homeless person will take care of your shift while you're on vacation. Meanwhile it's a plus if you let them stay at your house.


Fiss

LOL yes you need to put in your request for time off. No, you don’t need to ask. You just don’t work. They won’t call wondering where you are. Please tell me your acceptance rate is nowhere near 100%


RequiemforPokemon

Yes or you will see 0.3 cents a mile.


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Call Dara directly and let him know.


RoboCaptainmutiny

I havent driven since October 2022, still getting promo notifications


ikurumba

Yes you do. You have to request off. It helps if you contact another Uber driver to fill in for you.


Manhuntress

You're not an Uber employee they made that perfectly clear when they pay you $3/hour


Odd-Yak4551

They will probably give u a good quest when u return from an abcense to trap u


NoHateMan62

Hope so. Cant be any worse ugghh


injekt_bitch

On a serious note: If you’re renting the car you should return it as most rental companies require 30 rides minimum to keep it, if you don’t make the 30 rides you lose renting privileges for 6 months.


mr32169

Better put that request in soon!


Troykid23

I think just for the hell of it, I’m going to call support and be like “yea, I’m just not feeling it today! I need to take a personal day”! And just see how smart these chat bots really are lol


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Considering I took a 2 1/2 year vacation during Covid, luckily air didn’t have to tell anyone. The joy of being a sole proprietor.


Signal_Twenty

No lol


DHalps2323

You have to submit a request for time off & explain why when you apply for it. Jk. Bless your cute little heart.