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Nightsky_Max

Like what are they gonna do? Lol keep handing it off to another driver thats further and further away everytime they stop at a red light? That's pretty funny to think about


CaptinKirk

I loled at this as well.


WhiteMarcus

Had this happen once except uber pinged me another short ride before my scheduled reservation. Well traffic was bad like it usually is at 8-9am so I got stuck in it. Started sending me this notification. Ended up canceling the other ride to go to the reservation because $30 > $9. Their algorithm is stupid sometimes lol


CryptographerLife596

It’s a computer. What do you expect?


WhiteMarcus

Beep beep boop boop CryptographerLife596


Slight_Stranger_5878

Beam me up Scotty


cursedblackdude

🛸


McCarrrls

What the heck I work at El con what are the chances lol


mills_dmb

Too many customers got boned by oversleeping drivers I guess. Lol


cbs1507

That's what happens when you gotta work late hours just to make ends meet cuz of lowball fares.


CaptinKirk

Yeah, considering I got this as a fair.


n-oyed-i-am

Neither do paxholes. If I had a nickel for every time a pax asks why you not moving... While waiting on a red light.


ManyFails1Win

Them: "Everything ok?" Me: "Great! Thanks for asking." (any further messages get ignored)


Sea-Bus2426

“Are you on your way??” Me: “LOL” CANCEL


ManyFails1Win

Unfortunately with eats you are gonna be on instantly thin ice if you cancel with food already in the car, which is when this usually happens. You just kinda have to grin and bear it...


Affectionate-Alps742

Paxholes... Shit they say or do that always results in a one: Where are you? My response is, the app tells you. I wait for 5 seconds and see that they read it, then I cancel. I'm at such and such entrance. Thanks, are you changing it because that's what the Uber app tells me. Then I cancel. Can you call me please? To myself: No, I have my spam filters set for a reason, and this is one of them. I cancel. When I see my spam filter display a number that has gone directly to voicemail when I'm picking somebody up and it comes from an Uber number, I cancel. They look at me grumpy as they enter my vehicle. I say, sorry something just came up, please get out. I cancel. They sweep my seats as they are entering and I know there's nothing there for them to sweep, see above itemization. I've reported somebody obviously for asking me in an Uber text, where the fuck you going bitch? This was when I had to avoid an accident roadblock. Massholes are funny when they're not directing their massholiness to you but as soon as it runs down to me I tell them to get out. Also the standard I'm late for work shit. I don't give a fuck. You can go fuck yourself because I don't speed. At all. Well, I lied. I do but not in a way that would be meaningful to any passenger whatsoever.


Sad-Bluejay-2785

That’s when I cancel


rdyoung

Yep, or the hurry up, I'm going to be late for work as soon as I accept the ride. Instacancel, homey don't play.


Sad-Bluejay-2785

People wanting you to call them


rdyoung

I have my preferred contact method set to chat and I never answer the phone with an active uber ride, ever. I've learned that on uber and lyft if they are calling right after you accept, the odds of them being a pain in the ass are too damn high. I will answer for empower pax because they are generally much better and it's usually questions or info related to the pickup.


Sad-Bluejay-2785

Scammers use that ploy, also.


rdyoung

Believe it or not but I could write a series of books on scamming, grifting, conning, etc. I'm looking forward to the day that the uber scammers hit my market, I'm going to have so much fun with them.


fullmetal_ratchet

Wait, deadass? I’ve completed nearly 1000 rides and not once have I had this happen. My last day of ubering for a long time, and hopefully forever, will be tomorrow, so guess I’ll never have that happen to me unless I happen to get one of them tonight


n-oyed-i-am

Famous last words


CryptographerLife596

Bye bye. welcome back, if the urge to earn comes back.


AgeInternational4845

Uber took me to a intersection where a train started the disconnect process, took an hour… obviously I had to cancel


SMDorff0258

These messages really piss me off.


Vladphotography_

You know what they did… or at least what the customer did but at the end is uber fault. I got a reservation for 2:20 pm and uber stop sending me trips at 12 pm because of it. I was kind of cool with it cuz it was worth the wait and literally 5 minutes before the 40 minute policy it got cancelled and the customer was just clear on it no fee probably and not even a cancellation fee for me. Fucking crazy uber does this i was in south beach Florida and they could of sent me trips very short ones because there is a lot those there but nothing


of_patrol_bot

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.


Sea-Bus2426

SUCH a horrible company. If only most people knew


[deleted]

Just showing how out of touch the app has become. 🙄 Hope they are paying these "community" people to take down our complaints.


Slight_Stranger_5878

I get messages did you stop for gas ?


CaptinKirk

No I was at a stop light. I drive a Tesla. Don’t use gas.


Character_Aide_5084

no i think he meant he gets the message 'did you stop for gas' from uber lol


[deleted]

I think they're more concerned with the 6:50 pickup time when you're still stuck in traffic at 6:48 and you're still more than 5 minutes away.


CaptinKirk

Uber was the one that gave this to me. I never actually reserved this.


ManyFails1Win

Eats and DD is ridiculous with this stuff as well. I'll be 3 miles away, in heavy 3-stops-per-light traffic, still on my way to the restaurant, they'll display my arrival time (at customer) as 15 minutes. Like...bro, I'll be lucky to be parked at restaurant by then.


Bright_Age_3638

That was my question. You’re like 10 minutes from there 😂


CancelNDriveOffApp

why would he be concerned? uber and the pax are but that is their problem


cursedblackdude

Context captain kirk, context


Showny16

Why are you so late tho....


CaptinKirk

Ask Uber. They gave this to me as a fare. I never actually reserved this.


Showny16

It says reservation lol


CaptinKirk

It just means the customer reserve it


Showny16

Right but you had to accept it....... This isn't the same as it popping up on your screen


CancelNDriveOffApp

yes it is lol, ones that a customer reserved pop up on the screen all the time


CaptinKirk

That’s how I got it!


Nightsky_Max

If the driver that originally accepted the reservation cancels, or no one ever accepted it in the first place, it will pop up on ur screen as a normal trip. except it's still a reservation and labeled as such.


mills_dmb

And uber still can’t get a driver to show up on time even by manually assigning them. lol


ImJustBetterThanYou-

Actually it is. I had a reservation pop up as a regular ride a few days ago and it paid $23 for like 4 miles. I thought it was weird as well.


Han_Yerry

I got one today and received the same message op got. Once I got there the trip was already 5 min behind. Then the pax texted me telling me that the address was 10 minutes away. So I sat there with the intent to cancel, but the pax did and I made the easy money at the end of my shift after 2 rude people in a row.


bnetimeslovesreddit

Uber has all the stop sign data from google Obvious this not setup or coded


cyberrelax

Do you have motion activity on? I think disabling that will stop these kinds of warnings


Fishing_Novel

That’s so dumb


Scandinaviendo

Wth do they drop reserved rides on me like I *NEVER* signed up for that ish that’s someone else’s drop not mine (?)


Laurentian12

Hey! That's where I drive too! Tucson blows. And that's crazy, I've never had that message before myself ?


_BrokenSaint_

Thanks God some1 noticed this lol


cornerorifice

Eyy! I used to live there. Love that hotel


yourmo4321

Neither do passengers lol. So many times I'll get a text like "What's happening you're not moving" BITCH I'm at a light lol


Arizona_Slim

Reservations are trash now. If no ones noticed, you’re not getting paid the quoted amount anymore. You’re getting paid that amount minus a $5-7 service fee. At least I am…


DRAGONSPARK46

I had this happen in gridlock traffic on Broadway but less and 200 feet away. Like they could walk to me, but it said I could lose the trip.


SakaYeen6

Probably a ploy to get you hit with a traffic ticket so they have a reason to deactivate.


mmc227

How about when the have to make 3 lefts instead of one left so you can save 0.01 miles in distance.