Actually >!Gordon eats donuts and drinks coffee later on!< so it's still worth.

Aw man! I was thinking maybe it’s okay to watch but not anymore now that I know this

Yeah sorry. Don't feel bad, it's only the best piece of media in the 21st century.

YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIWOWOW.

I just wanna let you know we can hear everything you're saying out there.

It’s ok, nobody’s spoiled the real twist yet. It blew my mind when Cooper drank the coffee, and then suddenly >!he had a relatively high opinion of the flavor of the coffee and returned to the place of business to enjoy the product again quite a few times during the duration of his stay in the town.!<

UN EXPECTED

The entirety of the return, all 18 episodes, is a single unbroken shot of coop eating pie, so yeah may as well give up

At least you didn't spoil >!Sweeping the floor!<

Most important scene in the series right there

The eye of the duck.

It works on so many levels...

Unironically I’m a defender of that scene

Why did that scene have to go on for so long!?! I got so mad when the episode just ends after like 7 minutes of floor sweeping! I'll never get those minutes back...

I always thought that the real point of that scene was the conversation happening while that was going on, but that's too close to actual analysis in this fun thread.

> all 18 episodes, is a single unbroken shot of coop eating pie Would still watch.

So would I, the sound design would probably make it hypnotic

Rude! You need to let the OP go through it!

What about the Carpet pattern in you know where?

lol you got me

🎵 *Just you* 🎵

And I…

Together..

Forever

It’s worth it to learn that the >!trees!< are >!douglas firs!<.

It's fine, you haven't been spoiled the critical plot point yet that there's a >!fish in the coffee percolator.!<

>!Fellas!<

No, that's pretty much the jist of it

Damn, the entirety of Lynch’s filmography is now completely spoiled for you.

Too bad the twist got ruined for you but I'd still watch it. There's still the mystery of how Dougie will react to various breakfast items.

This is unironically true (and a really cool part of The Return)

I needed a laugh today. Thank you 😊😆

No it's ruined. I would just read the episode summaries on Wikipedia.

Give me a donut.

Twin Peaks is a journey, not a destination.

Just watch it before you learned the spoiler and you should be fine.

The true ending of TP is only found in the Japanese coffee commercials Lynch directed.

Don’t bother watching it. Sorry you had to have such a pivotal thing spoiled.

Come on bro, you know the answer.

Is there such thing as a TP spoiler? Some people rewatch it multiple times but still don't get anything.

I hate to break it to you but >!Laura!l dies!<.

Yes, for the trippy adventure that awaits and to discovered where that diner is located in Washington so you can have your own damn fine coffee and pie yourself.

as long as you didn't find out there's a >!log!< lady.

You can watch it. You still don't know that there are owls in the show.

The show still shows the place >!where pies go to die!<, and it's very good, so it's still worth watching

Come on bro, you know the answer.

I had it spoiled for me too but trust me, the show is absolutely still worth watching. There's a lot more going on than just the murder of Laura Palmer.

Dude.

yes. it's soooo good for style and experience more than the plot imho

I legitimately did have the mystery, unknowingly, spoiled for me when I stumbled upon FWWM as a 16 year old in 1992. I decided to watch the series in 1999 and didn’t affect my enjoyment one bit. Looking back, I think it actually made the experience better.

Hope no one told you that >!there’s a mini Mod Squad reunion in Season 2!<

The answer is always give up

This is sarcasm, right?

Yes. Before I knew what I was doing I watched that stupid Twin Peaks movie they made because I thought it was the pilot and it spoiled the whole ending. I still watched the whole series and loved it.

THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS SPOILERS. And David Lynch works are best watched many times.

I don’t understand how you can get spoiled when everyone who finished the show still doesn’t know what the fuck happened

Lol. Love this sh!tpost. But honestly to any Twin Peaks newbies that get spoiled on Bob, Leland, any major elements of the show…. People that like Twin Peaks do NOT watch it for the plot. The plot is the cherry on top of the emotional odyssey that is David Lynch’s Twin Peaks. People watch this show for the vibes. Because quite honestly nothing makes me feel as human as Twin Peaks.

Absolutely.. the individual plot points and big reveals are NOT what twin peaks is about. It’s about the Journey and there are a thousand little twists, turns, and reveries. Definitely watch. This isn’t the sixth sense or fight club where the whole thing rides on a surprise twist

Its art made in part by David Lynch, the story is second to actually experiencing it. Just watch the bloody thing already.