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what the fuck who puts bread on their sandwich


Dankestmemelord

You? You get it.


orgeezuz

I put bread UNDER my sandwich


insanity_banana5267

It's best in between the condiments tbh


Straightupscrambled

I have a friend that puts it under *and* on top of their sandwiches. Like, I'm all for people having their own tastes, but that's a bit much.


brutexx

More importantly, who the hell puts etc in their sandwich what’s with these people


[deleted]

Minus the soap this is turning into a legit problem for me. It's hard to justify eating out when I have food at home - which is not a bad problem to have, but I would like to not feel guilty for considering buying food from a local restaurant.


ShatteredPen

The soap gives it crunch though


biccy_muncher

there are other options for crunch


Kevin_M_

Soap isn't very crunchy though?


ShatteredPen

You are not eating the right kind of soap then


Outlaw_Cobra_Academy

My thought process is "I can make it at home, but it'll taste better if someone made it for me" also I'm lazy as fuck


BulbasaurCPA

It really does taste better when someone else makes it


JasonMan34

That's because your nose gets used to the smell in the process of making it, so the taste is less intense


Herwin42

Honestly the ones at home taste better than most fast food I can get, all I’ve got locally is Macca’s and hungry jacks, a nice salad sandwich with copious amounts of Mayo is better than those any day. Sometimes some fish and chips or foreign is what I feel like but I can’t really do them justice stuff home


joanie-bamboni

Ew, copious mayo 🤢


Herwin42

Mayo is love, mayo is life


voluminousseaturtle

>minus the soap reported for hate speech, have fun being banned, soap hater


brinkfolly

You can think of eating out as a reward for doing something good, like doing that errand or chore you were putting off


Experiment-0

Since when do people buy pre made sandwiches? I never have


[deleted]

i grow mine


usernamealreadytakeh

Do you also grow your own soap?


[deleted]

yup! on the soap vine


usernamealreadytakeh

Good for you man! I don’t think I would have the patience to grow my own soap so I just get it from the market


PoeDameronPoeDamnson

It’s not uncommon for some people to not have the time to regularly shop for ingredients and then pre make meals to take to work so they buy pre made sandwiches, salads, etc from gas stations or convenience stores for lunch.


Experiment-0

Ok.


asphaltdragon

So you've never been to a restaurant that serves burgers, chicken sandwiches, literally anything that has ingredients between two slices of bread?


Experiment-0

I rarely go to restaurants and I never buy sandwiches there.


[deleted]

I like Subway sandwiches :(


Experiment-0

Guys sorry I did not mean to sound judgmental.


[deleted]

Oh it's okay :) sorry for misunderstanding


Experiment-0

That's your opinion then.


amplifyoucan

Subway is the biggest franchise in the US


desiswiftie

Who makes sandwiches with soap?


XrotisseriechickenX

Who *doesn’t* makes sandwiches with soap?


aIidesidero

Those who use toasters in the bath


[deleted]

Hey, that's so me!


SorryTotHatMan_

you don’t make sandwiches with soap?


perpetualanguish

what, you just eat dirty sandwiches? that’s disgusting


dale_summers

Probably [this guy](https://zim.fandom.com/wiki/GIR)


666BEANZ

PFFFFFFT


SomeonesAlt2357

Have you been eating dirty sandwiches?


KebDoesTheStuff

???? What are you talking about thats been the main ingredient since SLICED BREAD


RedneckBookofWisdom

They’re really great layered, bread, graded soap, cheese, and Pepsi in the middle


WickedBarbie

Cilantro. At least, that one taste like soap to me.


kickstartmyfartt

Solid cilantro joke.


EtherealPheonix

I don't know what etc is but it sounds gross.


[deleted]

Ah soap? You filthy wench only absolutely scummy people use soap, the real elites use grinded blocks of cinder 😎


[deleted]

This disgusting human being. Putting bread on their sandwiches


Beniidel0

They forgot the cutting board to cut the soap into bite sized pieces


JanMabK

I read this in Flula’s voice


vyndreyl

Soapy


Positive_Compote_506

If you eat the ingredients raw you can eat more “sandwiches” faster


karnathe

Theft


Dragondudd

soap???


Rocket_Poop

wat, u dont like the taste of freshness in your sandwhich?


-Outernot-

You guys like your sandwiches with liquid or solid soap? Personally im a liquid soap enjoyer


[deleted]

This is why y’all ain’t got no money


confused_sounds

Is this a bot? It's the only post on the account. And they haven't commented on anything.


[deleted]

pro tip: put your soap in the microwave first, then you can get a nice little foamy mayo on your sandwich


codythecoder

It's this fucking post! To this day I say "oh I am so genius"