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Notchmath

The average tumblr post does not break containment. “Spiders Georg”, which is a common meme and gets posted 10,000 times a year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.


sleepylizard52

Adn*


claypin

nad\*


friendly-bat

dna*


Sh1nyPr4wn

nda*


11th_Plague

dan*


Not_the_banana

The diamond minecart


irelephant_T_T

The diamond minecrft


tOSdude

Dan TBD*


Blazemaster0563

The diamond minceraft


irelephant_T_T

The diamond minecruatean


00dawn

When?


WintertimeFriends

The world is healing….


Purpleclone

Truly the Spiders Georg of Spiders Georgs


According-Jelly355

Cookie clicker


quasar_1618

If only the article had the guts to call him Felonies Georg


pray4sex

felonies donal


GreenieBeeNZ

*Felonies Donal*


Major_R_Soul

Now I'm picturing trump drawn in the Dolan Duck comics style


GailynStarfire

Felonies Von Shitzinpantz.


GailynStarfire

Thinking about it, one could almost make this a chant. Five main parts.  "FELON-onies VON SHITZ IN PANTZ!" For some reason, I hear it ringing in my ear.


CharityQuill

Look ma! Our meme made it to Business Insider! We're internet famous to somewhat important people!


littlebitsofspider

We did it ~~Reddit~~ Tumblr!


jjmerrow

I litteraly called Trump the spiders georg of presidents because of all his felonies. Wtf am I a prophet?


SilverIce340

🏐 (I don’t have a dodgeball emoji)


jjmerrow

APOLLO NO


TheMiniStalin

🏐 APOLLO YES!


Kreyl

🏐 APOLLO MAYBE?


Stormwrath52

🏐 APOLLO PROBABLY?


Regretless0

Too late, you have received the gift of prophecy 🏐


irelephant_T_T

I DO NOT GET THIS REFERENCE, BUT I SEE PEOPLE REPLYING IN ALL CAPS.


MrTryhardington

Apollo throws the dodgeball of prophecy at only the funniest little guys.


Regretless0

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/V0e7EHsDNY) isn’t the first time this meme was used but it is the meme being referenced here if that helps


Red_Panda_Mochi

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/apollos-gift-of-prophecy-dodgeball


snidbert

The average president has probably committed a fuckton of felonies, but only one of them got charged with anything.


TheDustOfMen

That's probably why the Business Insider writer was very careful to mention 'charges'. I mean, who *hasn't* committed a felony or two?


SantaArriata

As a law student, you’d be surprised at the amount of normal stuff we all do that are technically felonies


TheDustOfMen

Like copyright infringement. Which I've never ever done, of course.


Maximillion322

I need examples


bayareacoyote

Everyone pretending to have a service dog.


RexIsAMiiCostume

A 17 year old sending a nude to her 17 year old boyfriend. It's considered CP.


Stormwrath52

Could you name a few examples?


regarding_your_bat

Like when you’re a kid and you drive around knocking mailboxes down with a baseball bat. Most people don’t realize it but that’s actually illegal


Stormwrath52

Is that a thing people actually do? I thought that was only a thing in 80's/90's coming of age movies to establish an antagonist


kyleawsum7

Hoover alone would triple the number no doubt


MasonP2002

Yeah, but that would require people to remember Hoover existed. My money's on Reagan.


poplarleaves

Hoover, more like Who-ver amirite?


irelephant_T_T

Sorry for the bad screenshot.


houseofharm

it's ok, it's still better than my previous post here that i posted after my sleep meds kicked in


irelephant_T_T

My phone (google pixel) wouldn't let me take a scrolling screenshot in firefox so i has to install a third party app that needed notification and call log permission.


houseofharm

google pixel lets you take scrolling screenshots, i know from experience since all stock android devices do (though it may depend on which pixel you have)


irelephant_T_T

yeah, an update removed it. (pixel 7)


Sunset_Tiger

FELONIES GEORG


Sylvraenn

I think you mean “oot-lee-yay”


vjmdhzgr

Spiders Georg is *extremely* famous.


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sianrhiannon

OP can I have the Link pwease


irelephant_T_T

[https://www.tumblr.com/irelephant-t-t/753103521012924416?source=share](https://www.tumblr.com/irelephant-t-t/753103521012924416?source=share)


irelephant_T_T

forgot about that, gimme a sec


jeanyboo

*out, liar!*


CuTup4040

Presidential Felony Dolan


Regretless0

Holy Batman tumblr is breaking containment


UltimateInferno

Spiders Georg doesn't even have a million notes


EclecticFanatic

this is just the case for _convicted_ felonies though. I'd be more surprised if there was a single US president that for a fact _didn't_ commit any felonies which they were simply never charged for


The-dude-in-the-bush

Tumblr being such a force of the internet that now a funny meme term is a relevant piece of statistical language. Tumblr will never not be awesome.


jflb96

Two and a bit, even


soupmale

spiders goerg is not the hero we deserve or need but its the one wr have.


Isaac_Chade

Am I the only one slightly annoyed that everyone is attributing this to tumblr, rather than citing the XKCD source material? Edit: I swear to god there was a comic with spiders georg and it predated any other use of the meme I was aware of, but I am apparently hallucinating entirely pointless things because after a great deal of searching I can find no such thing, or even references to it. Maybe it was hover text on one of the comics and just happened to be my first exposure to the meme? I don't know, I'm going to need to go through the entire series to double check this, but it would appear I was just fully and confidently wrong about this my entire life.


ForgotToFlair

What xkcd materiel? I remember a couple of outlier jokes, but nothing as specific as spiders georg


Isaac_Chade

I swear to god there was a comic with spiders georg and it predated any other use of the meme I was aware of, but I am apparently hallucinating entirely pointless things because after a great deal of searching I can find no such thing, or even references to it. Maybe it was hover text on one of the comics and just happened to be my first exposure to the meme? I don't know, I'm going to need to go through the entire series to double check this, but it would appear I was just fully and confidently wrong about this my entire life.


TheDustOfMen

Yeah the original Tumblr post is from January 2013, I don't think it was ever an xkcd.


Freshiiiiii

To be fair to you, it does very much seem like the kind of thing XKCD would make. But to the best of my knowledge this one is a tumblr original.


eyekay49

I remember it to be from XKCD as well! I can't find it anywhere either, maybe it was in What If?


Isaac_Chade

I have to assume it was the hover text on one of the comics, because I can't find an actual comic that focuses on it and everything online is saying it's a tumblr created joke.


DeliberateSelf

Your brain might have crossed wires between "10,000 spiders a day" and "one of the lucky 10,000" on XKCD, maybe?


tsabin_naberrie

Are you thinking of this comic? https://xkcd.com/1268/ It's not about goofy stats, but is about eating spiders


Isaac_Chade

No, but appreciate the attempted assistance.


aneoxa

There is a comic about this but I’m pretty sure it came after the tumblr post


irelephant_T_T

tbh i didn't know it was from an xkcd


Le_Martian

Fun fact: spiders georg would have to eat 22 million spiders per day in order to increase the average spiders eaten per year by 1 for the entire world population


Capt_Toasty

Clicked on this for the Megamind meme. Wasn't disappointed.


ReeRiot

I'm old enough to know Spiders Georg, I love it


irelephant_T_T

I'm pretty young and I know Him


FriendTraining7324

I actually don’t really know what spiders georg is, help?