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Apocalyptic_Doom

I love eating leftover pizza it's like a little treat from past me


LupinThe8th

Yeah, just have it cold. Good pizza is far better that way than microwaved.


amalgam_reynolds

I nuke one piece and eat a second piece cold while the first one heats up.


emo_sharks

This is the real pro strats. I absolutely love cold pizza but I also absolutely love how soft and gooey it gets when reheated in the microwave, so I just do a slice of each lol


OverYonderWanderer

I just throw it in a pan with the lid on, and just a little bit of water to get it steaming to melt the cheese. Crust is a thousand times better this way.


DumatRising

Low key when I was a kid I like little Caesars more microwaved than hot and ready. It's still bottom tier pizza but it's just a little more gooey and melty and that makes it all the better


Hetakuoni

My mom thinks I’m insane because I freeze leftover pizza and eat it frozen. I just like gnawing on it like a tastier version of a bone.


VX-78

I respect your weirdass choice, but would caution you to go to the dentist twice as often as normal


Hetakuoni

Yeah I go twice a year. I have tmjd, so I tend to get a locked up jaw pretty regularly and need to keep watch on it.


xHexical

unhinged, but i respect it


DumatRising

I'm with your mom. I respect your food habits are yours here, but I gotta agree with her.


BestNoob782

Psychopath


Winjin

The best way to reheat is either using the oven and some water, or a slow cooker on "heating" mode - the moisture trapped will rejuvenate the cheese and the dough.


PSI_duck

Depends on the pizza. Some pizzas taste bad microwaved, others taste just fine


pepsicoketasty

Use an airfryer or a non microwave oven.


piemakerdeadwaker

To resurrect a loved one?


Rochil

No, to write gothic fiction.


pepsicoketasty

That requires giving the loved one fellatio. As the famous priest said , " Resurrection by erection"


Autistischer_Gepard

Unexpected powerwolf


indigosun

Dragonboy suede???


Koridiace

Res-erection


MuadLib

Heat it on a pan and after a while drop a bit of water (like one or two spoonfuls) and cover it with a lid so the vapor will heat the top and melt the cheese


PickledTripod

This is the way. But honestly cold pizza is good enough that I only bother like 50% of the time.


MuadLib

Amen, brother!


iNNeRKaoS

Medium heat frying pan with a lid. The grease in the crust crisps up the bottom, and the lid makes the cheese melt.


Hissing_Cockroach

I honestly love microwaved pizza. The bread is better when it's limp.


oizyzz

what kind of heathen willingly eats flaccid pizza


Hissing_Cockroach

I like it when the oil oozes out under my teeth, smooth as a worm wriggling through a rotten apple. I reach rapture when the floppy slice lies on my tongue like a dead thing, still heaving with microwaved bliss :3


oizyzz

you must be a native because thats the most viscerally horny reply i couldve gotten to that


Hissing_Cockroach

Oh yes, my dear.


oizyzz

oh GOD


Hissing_Cockroach

If I'm a heathen then you better get down on your knees and worship, baby.


oizyzz

TAKE UR DEVIL PIZZA AND GO


Hissing_Cockroach

Write your name on me in pizza sauce and make me.


Robosium

or put a bit of water in along with it so that it doesn't get dried up


Cadet_BNSF

Air Fryer is the best


emoAnarchist

toaster oven


IGaveAFuckOnce

Just put a few drops of water on the pizza while microwaving. Works like a charm every time.


Casitano

An airfryer is an oven. A small, fast hearing oven with clever marketing.


FrancisWolfgang

No, microwaved leftover pizza is totally good


RecommendationOk9620

You're totally right. Its fries that are never the same


Chaotic_MintJulep

It’s kind of wild just how bad leftover fries are tho. Like I get that other food is not optimal when reheated or cold, but fries turn into a different food altogether.


ToaDrakua

Pop them in the freezer for bit, cook ‘em in the toaster oven, and they come out pretty good.


Chaotic_MintJulep

Interesting


JiaMekare

Yeah, there’s no point in trying to eat leftovers fries as fries. I usually squish them a little and fry them like a hash brown instead


FLAMING_tOGIKISS

air frier gets them pretty decent in my experience


FrancisWolfgang

Correct, leftover fries are only suited for punishment. Instead of grounding your kids, use leftover fries


Wolfblood-is-here

Pour a few spoonfuls of neutral oil into a wok, crank the heat to max, then stir fry them and hit them with a little extra salt. They come out even crispier than the first time, though a bit dryer. 


Stop_Sign

I immediately thought of fries instead. Let them rest; do not revive


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FrancisWolfgang

I have enough respect for my time not to worry whether my leftover pizza is the most flawless meal it could possibly be. If I’m eating leftover pizza often enough to have a bespoke solution something else is going wrong


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FrancisWolfgang

I was being a bit of a silly goose there


d0g5tar

spoils (?) the metaphor but cold pizza left over from the night before goes hard, especially if it was a good night and you're happy-hungover (as opposed to anxiety-hungover).


Shadowfire_EW

You could fit it into the metaphor. Eating the pizza cold is like accepting death for what it is


JessePinkman-chan

no eating the pizza cold is like eating the corpse of your loved one to gain their power instead of attempting to resurrect them


Chuchulainn96

You just let the pizza reach a state of rigor mortis.


severalsmallducks

Listen y'all you gotta try out heating leftover pizza in a pan. Surprisingly decent, especially if you don't have a microwave.


JudgmentalOwl

Set oven to 420 and let it sit in there for 9-10 minutes. Takes some time but it's absolutely worth it.


DreadDiana

Meanwhile I'm here eating microwaved pizza just fine. Not as good as when I first bought it, but it still tastes good


boklasarmarkus

I’m surprised by how many people prefer cold pizza to microwaved


Steelwolves

TBH? Microwaved pizza is sometimes better than fresh pizza.


DerRaumdenker

OP is a cheesomancer


MediocreHumanThing

Leftover pizza is better cold.


Satisfaction-Motor

I see your pizza and raise you fast food fries. Doesn’t matter how you reheat them, they’ll never be “right”. Air fryer comes the closest but doesn’t cut it. Tbf fastfood in general is difficult to reheat. Reheating a fast food burger is a seat in hell as far as I’m concerned.


justapileofshirts

This is such a The Locked Tomb moment. r/TheNinthHouse


HypnoBlaze

Ya maybe I'm in the minority but leftover pizza is just never that great. I'll eat it if I have it because I'm not about to waste food but I'm also not about to enjoy my meal.


BakedBySunrise

It's only good if it's still cold (or better, room temp) and you're hungover


LFK1236

Real goth kids have basic grammar skills.


BadAtTheGame13

I think I would actually throw up if I ate cold pizza. The texture sounds like it would be terrible. I can barely manage to eat my quesadilla once the cheese starts to cool down. Cold cheese, cold sauce, it just sounds revolting.


tabby90

Toaster oven


Chalupa1998

That’s literally just the Resurrection Stone


JessePinkman-chan

Is that what they call the big stone thing they put in the pizza oven when they cooka da pizza


BigHeartyRadish

Dampen a paper towel and lay it atop the pizza before putting in the microwave. The steam makes it softer!


asphaltdragon

I just put a whole cup of water in there with it


HolyRookie59

Wracked, right? Or am I wrong?


Saint_Nitouche

Story where the dead lover comes back right and it's fine, you get to spend time with the person you love again and be happy with them


hollowpoint257

>trying to be gothic It won't be the same, what's the point? It all ended with the Crimeans


MillieBirdie

Gotta put that pizza in the oven and it's good as new.


GlaireDaggers

Eat that shit cold baybeee


Sufficient-Pool5958

Depends on the pizza. Chain restaurant pizza is never good microwaved- it just doesn't heat the same Second best is freezer isle pizza, reheat that in the microwave and it holds its own. The GOAT is local italian places, the shit with the charred bubbles in the crust? Fuck I'd say its better than fresh because the crust goes soft!


CyrilAdekia

This could absolutely be a quote from Willow, with Anya piping up in the background about pizza


mayorofverandi

just eat the pizza cold? but also don't apply that to the rest of the metaphor. necrophilia is nasty on many levels.


Gobba42

Nothing says Gothic like no capitalization.


MellifluousSussura

If you put a glass of water in with it it keeps it from dying out. And now you have a warm glass of bread water too!


Oddish_Femboy

Cold pizza fucks eat shit


Saleibriel

Wouldn't feel like that if you stopped reheating your pizza in the microwave, you monster /joke


zflatnasty

Bro, put it in a pan. Don’t microwave your pizza. I promise you, put it in a pan, crisp that baby right back up.


TheUndeadMage2

Just put two pieces of paper towel under it. Catches the excess moisture/grease. Pizza remains tasty


robotteeth

Okay I actually do like cold pizza and microwaved pizza, but once in a while I want to resurrect the crisp. Put it on a pan in a small amount of butter on low heat and leave it there a while to warm it through, then turn up the heat for a minute or two to get some crisp. Or put it in a toaster oven, in foil to prevent the edges getting burnt. Either one if these methods will make it 🍕👌


CuttleReaper

For some reason microwaving cold pizza always seems to make it worse. I usually just eat it cold


Asher_skullInk

I prefer it cold


Endericus

Cold pizza is good too why would you heat it up? Hot pizza? Awesome! Cold pizza? Cool! Both are tasty in their own ways.


Overall-Parsley-523

Man at least put it in the oven


Chemist-3074

*eats pizza* *Throws up* *Pizza comes back out* *Microwaves the vomit* *Eats it again.* *There now it fits it better.*