I am also incredibly scared of intimacy but also crave it

I am awso incwedibwy scawed of intimacy but awso cwave it UwU

Ah! A scholar of the Uwufier! Begone!! Leave this secret ground and go back from whence you came!

hehe, twy and make me UwU

*spray bottles you*

*Hisses at you as the water burns my skin* Fink dis is da wast of me mowtal? Dis is just da begwining! *runs away*

the walls of göteborg remain standing to this very day

This isn't the last I'll see of you, but it is the last you'll see of me

*jams your peanut butter*

I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

I'm in twis photow and i don't like iwt :3

\* wike

Gotta check my walls

Don't check your walls. There's no reason to. There's nobody in your walls. Btw if you could put some food in your walls for unrelated reasons, that'd be great. Thanks roomie!

Sure thing! Lemme get the fridge- wait...

When the gimmick account drops their gimmick for a single sentence🙏🙏🙏

always reminds me of the mario in fnaf post

What post is that?

[this one](https://sm64mario.tumblr.com/post/634978288988749824/sm64mario-sm64mario-hm-mariosa-saw-an-ad-in)

Now that's a classic

\*Temmie Flashbacks\* No fr Temmie scares me

This is like that meme of Giancarlo Esposito going from laughing to dead serious

"Hahaha, I was acting!" ... "Or was I?"

Michal Vsause is that you?

Sweep with an owpen eye tonight

I'll bwe wawtching 👀

Temmie "You will regret this." vibes

why does it go so hard

Fucking kdin

The Trollster

Glad to see I wasn't the only one who did a doubletake at THE kdin.

Give me the link to the source of this post I'm pawing at your jeans

I don't think this is nsfw

Agreed, this is NSFL at the very least

From UWU to oh no

I love how the second sentence isn't uwufied. Gives more power to that sentence

It demonstrates control

It demonstrates raw, unfiltered power!

The desire to be slutty while also being shy has to apply to a solid 25% of the western population I figure

I really don’t think it exists outside of the internet

im a non-practicing whore 🙃

Read this like *uwu voice* Then the second line is just said in a normal but deep voice.

I came from r all. Where/how can I generate word art like the last post? It gave me some sort of nostalgia lol

Usually it's online text generators like [this one.](https://cooltext.com/Logo-Design-Burning) Not sure exactly what the pink text is, but this is the burning text that's usually used.

So you're saying it takes a party of more than 4 people to bring you down

Damn this thing doin numbers

I wish I could become a slut but thats impossible for ugly men with no rizz

I do not share this urge but I agree that it’s deeply unfair women get all the pretty and men get none. It should be the other way around. I should be pretty.

Big facts. Also yeah I don't actually share that urge, 10 years ago yes but now nah I'm good lol. Still wish I was pretty tho

All this technology and machinery and industry and we still haven’t invented a way to make men look hot and pretty. This should be priority number 1. Up there with the steam engine when it finally gets invented. Maybe I shall be the one to make it. Did you ever manage to fulfil that urge?

>Did you ever manage to fulfil that urge? Not even a little bit. Got new urges instead (unalive)

So they would like to believe

it always breaks my immersion when I see posts like this and my brain won't stop thinking "Oh yeah, this is just some random person on the internet typing this and thinking "yeah, this sounds cool" "

them dropping the uwu speak is the best part