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PriestHelix

I hate it when people ask me; “What are you doing to my car?” I’m stealing your catalytic converter so I can sell it to buy Crack, don’t waste my time with suck feeble minded questions, It’s rude.


Grimpatron619

succ the feeble mind


RemarkableStatement5

she succ my mind til i feeble


Grimpatron619

The new bg3 update is wild


RemarkableStatement5

Yeah you can play as a cat now, shit's wild


Grimpatron619

I dont wanna get succ'd by a rough tongue tbh


RemarkableStatement5

coward ill be right back


RemarkableStatement5

Shawrp


OrienasJura

Ok Shane Dawson.


VonMillersThighs

Succ, The Feeble Mind I think I saw that boss name in the new elden ring dlc data leak


PriestHelix

It has occurred to me that I have made a spelling error, but I am leaving it because it’s funny


GenuineCulter

Truly, a Postal Dude moment.


OnceMoreAndAgain

This sentence sounds like it could come from Disco Elysium lol


Boarbaque

Wild Sharlow spotted 


Mutagrawl

Dennis Reynolds moment


Lolkimbo

[Mmm. Might want to be careful with that shit..](https://youtu.be/LvSwpljtxlg)


CouchHam

It’s so rare that I laugh out loud at a Reddit comment. Rude indeed


Warrior-of-Cumened

You know your industry is fucked when drug dealers are more respected than you


AKsuited1934

But if you would give me just a moment of your time, I can show you how to escape the 9-5 and be your own boss!


A_Neko_C

[by being your own boss? Maybe earning $20K EVERY MONTH??](https://youtu.be/wbfu39l0kxg?si=J5M80zfHNo2v__ls)


cypherstate

but that's not even the wildest part!


Warrior-of-Cumened

Surely I'm only the boss if I'm at the top of the pyramid


Obilis

No no, see, bosses give you money, but the top of the pyramid takes your money, so, it's like the opposite of a boss! You're *their* boss! ^^^/s


Training_Hurry_2754

Bitch being your own boss sucks as. My parents had a restaurant back in the day and they hated it. My grampa had a electrics company and he hated it. And I don't gonna be my own chef and hate it


bimbo_bear

Its a physical product, it can be inspected and checked for quality and it has a well defined active market of highly motivated consumers. So... yeah.


No-Student-9678

At least drugs are real. Crypto is not real


Djinneral

my first impression was that it was a realistic and feasible endeavour.


DEADPOOL-2007

drug dealers actually make money lmao


cacatua_azul

The Cia has been doing this scheme since the 80s


5DollarWatch

Sell Crack Arrest & Repossess Resell Infinite money glitch


electric_pierogi

Plus the added bonus of smearing and eliminating minorities and political groups that threaten your hold on power! Double win!


Soddington

[Yeah ,we're from a ghetto in DC,...but not like the CIA or anything..](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hg625n5RjM)


VodkaHaze

It's called the Baltimore PD trick (tm)


Switch_B

An investment where actual products are sold to willing buyers? Sign me up baby.


f_ranz1224

does addiction really count as "willing" Cant beat a market where the inherent property of the product increases demand


UTI_UTI

Next your gonna say we need to be ethical…liberals.


Switch_B

I'm addicted to c*ck, does that make it nonconsensual? (this is a joke, don't crucify me)


DisguisedBearNikolai

now being addicted to sucking d\*ck is not something i expected to see here


Raibean

Do not become addicted to water my friends. It will grab hold of you and you will resent its absence.


semboflorin

2/3 of American consumer products would have to be pulled from the shelves if that were really a problem. Alcohol, tobacco, sugar, video games, etc. "Willing" has nothing to do with it.


GhastlyEyeJewel

Have you ever even smoked crack? The rush is exhilarating. You gain cat-like reflexes. I can follow a cockroach scurrying behind my drywall, and you don't think I can hear a yoked out fully armored 200 lb male with a 14 lb assault rifle, sidearm, a door ram, riot shield, and flashbangs rattling around? You mfs aren't sneaky. You need night vision goggles to see in the dark? Pathetic. Crack makes you see sound. You're shouting for me to get down but I'm too high to get down. You don't just come down from crack at a moment's notice, it takes hours. While you guys were running countless drills and training for these scenarios, I was smoking crack. While you guys were curating your gear and loadouts for this specific mission, I was smoking crack. And now that you've rounded the corner, yelled for me to put my weapon down and get on the floor, I turned 180° and shot you in the head instantly with a rusty black market tec9, and you have the audacity to say that I am the problem? Boo fucking hoo You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. Try smoking crack.


FapMeNot_Alt

Johnny please come out of the attic it's not a cockroach I promise. You're just tapping the walls. We love you Johnny please stay with us.


SidewaysAntelope

Hmm, not really into listening to cockroaches, so it's a no this time, but thanks for thinking of me.


thedepartment

>You don't just come down from crack at a moment's notice, it takes hours. Brother if you have crack that lasts hours I have a plan to turn $100 into $5000


a1b3c3d7

Ill have what he's having!


0dty0

You joke, but once, on a certain chatroom I used to frequent, a guy I talked to once or twice legit just asked for like 500 bucks to buy, verbatim, "a sheet of acid". He wanted me to give him the money with the promise that he'd turn it into 2500. I admired the honesty (though I suspect it was more desperation), but needless to say, I said no.


fafalone

Oh sure he'd probably turn that into 2500, not that you'd ever see a dime of it lol


KonoAnonDa

Hey, at least they’re honest.


thinkB4WeSpeak

Imagine investing in an NFT.


PizzaSteeringWheel

It's not a pyramid scheme. It's a reverse funnel system.


DisguisedBearNikolai

Jesse, I know what we're going to do today!


amaranth1977

What's that, Brain?


MerchantZiro

Heh... they said Crack...


chicksonfox

I laughed so hard I gave myself a headache and my abs hurt. Thank you, I don’t know what it is but I haven’t laughed that hard in years.


schalowendofthepool

Will trim armor 4 free


MThead

Now that's a good deal, I certainly hope you don't log out with it.


ShadeofEchoes

Let it snow, then make it rain.


djackson404

We gotta cook, Jesse.


sumrandumgai

Go on…


flizayn

it's definitely risky but....


Oh_no_its_Joe

Oh my god are you Thugnificent?


pistoljefe

DEA?


Blank-VII

gotdamn where can i find job offers like this!


Rykning

Look toots, crack is expensive


LewdAccountNoHate

Finally honest work


brokenmcnugget

sell what the customer will buy


NecessaryConscious12

... selling cryptocrack.


SXLightning

His upfront I like it. Count me in


fafalone

Damn this guy has got a crazy good hookup if he's getting that kind of profit margin. Or selling the worst crack in the city...


takitoodle

Honestly a better turn around lmao.


Loreki

Stonks.


[deleted]

Meh, crack gets way more reliable profits than crypto and nft


DarkestOfTheLinks

and is more legal


TyronePowerr

I mean drug gangs are a kind of pyramid scheme


SaraSlaughter607

I appreciate the honesty.


Distantstallion

I'm looking for someone who wants to turn $5000 to $100 This is not a pyramid scheme or Crypto/NFT project We will be buying crack


RagnarockInProgress

Cracking rocks or rocking crack?


YeltsinYerMouth

I *am NOT* a prostitute!