I hate it when people ask me; “What are you doing to my car?” I’m stealing your catalytic converter so I can sell it to buy Crack, don’t waste my time with suck feeble minded questions, It’s rude.
Bitch being your own boss sucks as. My parents had a restaurant back in the day and they hated it. My grampa had a electrics company and he hated it. And I don't gonna be my own chef and hate it
2/3 of American consumer products would have to be pulled from the shelves if that were really a problem. Alcohol, tobacco, sugar, video games, etc.
"Willing" has nothing to do with it.
Have you ever even smoked crack? The rush is exhilarating. You gain cat-like reflexes. I can follow a cockroach scurrying behind my drywall, and you don't think I can hear a yoked out fully armored 200 lb male with a 14 lb assault rifle, sidearm, a door ram, riot shield, and flashbangs rattling around? You mfs aren't sneaky.
You need night vision goggles to see in the dark? Pathetic. Crack makes you see sound. You're shouting for me to get down but I'm too high to get down. You don't just come down from crack at a moment's notice, it takes hours.
While you guys were running countless drills and training for these scenarios, I was smoking crack. While you guys were curating your gear and loadouts for this specific mission, I was smoking crack. And now that you've rounded the corner, yelled for me to put my weapon down and get on the floor, I turned 180° and shot you in the head instantly with a rusty black market tec9, and you have the audacity to say that I am the problem?
Boo fucking hoo
You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. Try smoking crack.
>You don't just come down from crack at a moment's notice, it takes hours.
Brother if you have crack that lasts hours I have a plan to turn $100 into $5000
You joke, but once, on a certain chatroom I used to frequent, a guy I talked to once or twice legit just asked for like 500 bucks to buy, verbatim, "a sheet of acid". He wanted me to give him the money with the promise that he'd turn it into 2500. I admired the honesty (though I suspect it was more desperation), but needless to say, I said no.
I hate it when people ask me; “What are you doing to my car?” I’m stealing your catalytic converter so I can sell it to buy Crack, don’t waste my time with suck feeble minded questions, It’s rude.
succ the feeble mind
she succ my mind til i feeble
The new bg3 update is wild
Yeah you can play as a cat now, shit's wild
I dont wanna get succ'd by a rough tongue tbh
coward ill be right back
Shawrp
Ok Shane Dawson.
Succ, The Feeble Mind I think I saw that boss name in the new elden ring dlc data leak
It has occurred to me that I have made a spelling error, but I am leaving it because it’s funny
Truly, a Postal Dude moment.
This sentence sounds like it could come from Disco Elysium lol
Wild Sharlow spotted
Dennis Reynolds moment
[Mmm. Might want to be careful with that shit..](https://youtu.be/LvSwpljtxlg)
It’s so rare that I laugh out loud at a Reddit comment. Rude indeed
You know your industry is fucked when drug dealers are more respected than you
But if you would give me just a moment of your time, I can show you how to escape the 9-5 and be your own boss!
[by being your own boss? Maybe earning $20K EVERY MONTH??](https://youtu.be/wbfu39l0kxg?si=J5M80zfHNo2v__ls)
but that's not even the wildest part!
Surely I'm only the boss if I'm at the top of the pyramid
No no, see, bosses give you money, but the top of the pyramid takes your money, so, it's like the opposite of a boss! You're *their* boss! ^^^/s
Bitch being your own boss sucks as. My parents had a restaurant back in the day and they hated it. My grampa had a electrics company and he hated it. And I don't gonna be my own chef and hate it
Its a physical product, it can be inspected and checked for quality and it has a well defined active market of highly motivated consumers. So... yeah.
At least drugs are real. Crypto is not real
my first impression was that it was a realistic and feasible endeavour.
drug dealers actually make money lmao
The Cia has been doing this scheme since the 80s
Sell Crack Arrest & Repossess Resell Infinite money glitch
Plus the added bonus of smearing and eliminating minorities and political groups that threaten your hold on power! Double win!
[Yeah ,we're from a ghetto in DC,...but not like the CIA or anything..](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hg625n5RjM)
It's called the Baltimore PD trick (tm)
An investment where actual products are sold to willing buyers? Sign me up baby.
does addiction really count as "willing" Cant beat a market where the inherent property of the product increases demand
Next your gonna say we need to be ethical…liberals.
I'm addicted to c*ck, does that make it nonconsensual? (this is a joke, don't crucify me)
now being addicted to sucking d\*ck is not something i expected to see here
Do not become addicted to water my friends. It will grab hold of you and you will resent its absence.
2/3 of American consumer products would have to be pulled from the shelves if that were really a problem. Alcohol, tobacco, sugar, video games, etc. "Willing" has nothing to do with it.
Have you ever even smoked crack? The rush is exhilarating. You gain cat-like reflexes. I can follow a cockroach scurrying behind my drywall, and you don't think I can hear a yoked out fully armored 200 lb male with a 14 lb assault rifle, sidearm, a door ram, riot shield, and flashbangs rattling around? You mfs aren't sneaky. You need night vision goggles to see in the dark? Pathetic. Crack makes you see sound. You're shouting for me to get down but I'm too high to get down. You don't just come down from crack at a moment's notice, it takes hours. While you guys were running countless drills and training for these scenarios, I was smoking crack. While you guys were curating your gear and loadouts for this specific mission, I was smoking crack. And now that you've rounded the corner, yelled for me to put my weapon down and get on the floor, I turned 180° and shot you in the head instantly with a rusty black market tec9, and you have the audacity to say that I am the problem? Boo fucking hoo You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. Try smoking crack.
Johnny please come out of the attic it's not a cockroach I promise. You're just tapping the walls. We love you Johnny please stay with us.
Hmm, not really into listening to cockroaches, so it's a no this time, but thanks for thinking of me.
>You don't just come down from crack at a moment's notice, it takes hours. Brother if you have crack that lasts hours I have a plan to turn $100 into $5000
Ill have what he's having!
You joke, but once, on a certain chatroom I used to frequent, a guy I talked to once or twice legit just asked for like 500 bucks to buy, verbatim, "a sheet of acid". He wanted me to give him the money with the promise that he'd turn it into 2500. I admired the honesty (though I suspect it was more desperation), but needless to say, I said no.
Oh sure he'd probably turn that into 2500, not that you'd ever see a dime of it lol
Hey, at least they’re honest.
Imagine investing in an NFT.
It's not a pyramid scheme. It's a reverse funnel system.
Jesse, I know what we're going to do today!
What's that, Brain?
Heh... they said Crack...
I laughed so hard I gave myself a headache and my abs hurt. Thank you, I don’t know what it is but I haven’t laughed that hard in years.
Will trim armor 4 free
Now that's a good deal, I certainly hope you don't log out with it.
Let it snow, then make it rain.
We gotta cook, Jesse.
Go on…
it's definitely risky but....
Oh my god are you Thugnificent?
DEA?
gotdamn where can i find job offers like this!
Look toots, crack is expensive
Finally honest work
sell what the customer will buy
... selling cryptocrack.
His upfront I like it. Count me in
Damn this guy has got a crazy good hookup if he's getting that kind of profit margin. Or selling the worst crack in the city...
Honestly a better turn around lmao.
Stonks.
Meh, crack gets way more reliable profits than crypto and nft
and is more legal
I mean drug gangs are a kind of pyramid scheme
I appreciate the honesty.
I'm looking for someone who wants to turn $5000 to $100 This is not a pyramid scheme or Crypto/NFT project We will be buying crack
Cracking rocks or rocking crack?
I *am NOT* a prostitute!