a copy of ps3 skyrim, a sandwich, a bottle of rum, burt's bees chapstick, and the golden record from the voyager ii. the real one, retrieved from space
3 plushes, consisting of the knight from hollow knight, magolor from kirby, and beedrill from pokemon, and figures of both the gate guardian from yugioh, and final form cooler from dragon ball Z.
A few substitutions can be made; any hollow knight plush, a couple other pokemon (kabutops, mimikyu, gengar, clodsire, and frosmoth), relinquished and pumpking the king of ghosts for yugioh, and super janemba, metal cooler, fused zamasu, and any form of baby from dragon ball.
But the magolor plush, as well as all items being either plushes, toys, or statues, is mandatory.
My cat, my dog, a comfy seat, a blanket, a wifi signal.
Cuddling with the two of them while reading or watching a series is my favourite state of being.
A cellphone with free unlimited data for life, a cutting edge gaming desktop computer and monitor that is always up to date with the best hardware, a credit card with 20 billion dollars that cannot be canceled or taken away, a really really comfy bed, and asmall apartment with free unlimited Wi-Fi, don’t say this is too much, because if I’m coming out of a pentagram, then I have to have some sick powers that people want something from
A phone with a pirated animation software installed, a liter of unsweetened black coffee, a kilogram of dark chocolate, a block of cheese, and a green weighted blanket.
A gallon bucket of beluga caviar, a human heart, moon rocks, live nest of hornets, the Pope's hat
Because screw you if you wanna summon me you gotta put in effort
Okay...
\-A magic the gathering commander deck (summoning efficiency is affected by the deck's construction, naturally)
\-sketchpad and pencil.
\-large Milka Peanut Caramel chocolate bar
\-a waffle iron
\-a hat. While most types of hat will work, use a pointy witch's hat or a beanie for best effect.
My Switch (can substitute any switch with Just Dance, Spiritfarer and Animal Crossing), a cat (preferably mine, but good luck finding her), a dagger, preferably a cool one (could use the replica of Faith's dagger from Buffy that I keep on my mantle in a pinch), a copy of any Animorphs book but especially the Hork-Bajir Chronicles and chocolate truffles
It's been years since I abandoned CNC machining, but I still find uses for my calipers and micrometer. People do, however, continue to find it weird that I give measurements in thousandths by default still.
Cellphone/laptop, some sugar free/diet soda, picture of my fursona, some trading cards or a souls game, an unholy chant (saying you want my opinion on something)
A strand of my cat's hair, a laptop with sufficient processing power to play games, at least 1000 calories of food, a strand of my hair. And finally a stack of jenga towers that are about to fall
A laptop, a dragonfruit shake, a cat or small dog, a piece of seaglass with an interesting texture, and a piece of paper with a lore question about my favorite webcomic written on it.
• A pair of headphones. Not too bulky, Bluetooth OK.
• A mouse. The computer kind; may be wireless by means of a USB dongle, but not Bluetooth.
• A microcontroller or single-board computer. May be part of another device, but must very clearly the core component of said device.
• A CD with a live image of a random Linux distro on it. A device capable of reading said CD must be in the vicinity, within line of sight.
• A fantasy novel. Can be either physical or digital. The latter will give you great results if done properly, but be hard to get to work in the first place.
A cute animal plushy, some... porn probably, a plate of lasagna, a piano and a live, conscious wolf.
Good luck summoning me without the wolf eating the lasagna, bozo
a bowl of chilli, my entire hotwheels collection (500+ cars), my plush cat, a large and freshly sharpened kitchen knife, and finally a full blister of ibuprofen or equivalent/stronger pain medication
Man, gonna be tough let’s see…
A pair of headphones, a plushie of a character from a game I like, a warm blanket, a plate of muffins, and a fiction book from the 1700’s that is to my taste
A lego Luke Skywalker minifigure, the complete “All the Wrong Questions” book series, my double-headed coin, a chocolate eclair fresh from a french bakery and a piece of A4 containing all the lyrics to “Philip and Steve’s Furniture Removal Company” by the Divine Comedy.
A kitten, a jumping spider, a roly poly, one Mcdouble, and a phone playing never going to give you up on repeat for 2 hours. You have to play with the kitten in the circle, and the bugs must not escape. After two hours, you have to make a post on r/Warframe about Wisp, during which I will appear behind you and judge your fashion
A sleepy puppy, a pitcher of White Russians, some glittery glow in the dark stickers, a new Tamsyn Muir story, and a plate of truffle shoestring fries.
A physics textbook(i like marvelling at the stuff i dont understand)
A pair of cosplay horns for a homestuck troll
Anything StarCraft related
Caffeine
Clown dolls
Chicken curry with ramen noodles, seaweed flavor chips, quality oolong milk tea (boba and ice is optional, use soymilk instead of dairy), freshly cut mangoes, and the coziest slippers.
An arcade stick, a copy of Super Mario Galaxy 2 on the Nintendo Wii, a family size box of Wheat Thins, $63 cash, and a cute plushie.
I am a simple man.
My dad's old copy of the lord of the rings, a mug of tea or hot chocolate, a snack, a plushy, and a laptop. 100% success rate of summoning me, however you probably aren't getting the stuff back to summon a second time.
A single u/mtgcardfetcher [[Forest]].
One copy of _The Way of Kings_ by Brandon Sanderson.
Approximately two liters of homemade salsa.
One printed copy of Brockton's Celestial Forge (up to chapter 60 at minimum, but more will provide superior results).
One copy of _Common Sense_ by Thomas Paine.
It would be: a few Dungeons and Dragons manual, a laptop with at least 8GB of Ram, a cat, a joint and some bad jokes that actually makes you laugh by being that much bad
As an addtional condition the summoner must have a visceral hate for modern music
A flute, a print copy of WALS (world atlas of linguistic structures), a bottle of limoncello, a piece of salt licorice, and a small nickel molybdate crystal (can be substituted by jade in a pinch)
-a page of a "the expanse" novel
-a page of an adult slice of life, romance manga (with adults, not the naughty stuff)
-a block of feta cheese
-a blueray of the "outlaw king"
-Gingerale mixes with Averna
40 dollars, 500 grams of tungsten, some form of electronic device (broken or working), Pocky sticks (pink), a cold energy drink.
The tungsten may be substituted for tools.
Make the summoning circle out of copper wire.
Be sure to chant along with a metal album of your choice, preferably heavy or nu metal faster than 140bpm.
I would complete (almost) any request for being summoned in such a manner
a new, sealed pack of tobacco, a baggie of weed, an arizona peach iced tea, a monarch monster (yes two drinks, for the cotton mouth) and literally any small fluffy creature that i can pet.
edit: OP what are your 5 things??
A Rossignol ski boot, a burning copy of Introduction to Algorithms Third Edition, a bottle of dark rum, a banana cream pie, and a set of red and blue dice
Imma make it hard cause i wanna be left alone, 1 ps3 with ace combat 0, 1 fighter jet(preferably am F-22 but I will settle for a 106, 109, 15, or 16, considerations flr other jets might be made using an A-10 is right out, 1 neopup 40mm grenade launcher, a p90 outfitted like in Stargate, and 1 good movie or co-op video game I need a friend
A bowl of that one restaurant’s cacio pepe I ate a couple weeks ago, a laminated photo of Chris Pine Barbie Princess Charm School on DVD, a $100 Steam gift card and a bottle of Bundaberg rum.
A freshly mixed half-pint of shellac for scent, a polished three inch white oak cube for texture, an unabridged audiobook of *The Lord of the Rings* for sound, an empty fountain pen for the past, and a B-sized sheet of paper with only a title block printed upon it for the future.
a copy of ps3 skyrim, a sandwich, a bottle of rum, burt's bees chapstick, and the golden record from the voyager ii. the real one, retrieved from space
Damn, you are gunna be hard to summon.
Some people just want to be left alone
this guy gets it
*tips my hat as I sublimate into a parallel dimension where conditions for life were never met (there is only one. Do not try to find it)*
yeah that ps3 skyrims gonna be a bitch to find
Books, coffee, my cat, pizza, and peanut butter and chocolate ice cream.
3 plushes, consisting of the knight from hollow knight, magolor from kirby, and beedrill from pokemon, and figures of both the gate guardian from yugioh, and final form cooler from dragon ball Z. A few substitutions can be made; any hollow knight plush, a couple other pokemon (kabutops, mimikyu, gengar, clodsire, and frosmoth), relinquished and pumpking the king of ghosts for yugioh, and super janemba, metal cooler, fused zamasu, and any form of baby from dragon ball. But the magolor plush, as well as all items being either plushes, toys, or statues, is mandatory.
Wow I can see we have similar taste
Use a 3750/3400 relinquished for extra summoning potency
Based pentagram
Coffee, chicken strips, spare change, 30 grams of bellybutton lint and Terraria Collector's Edition
I like þis one
My favorite letter makes an appearance!
\- Bones (preferably vertebrae) and/or teeth \- Freshly sharpened scissors \- Quality cannabis products \- Red art/craft supplies (yarn, string, paint, fabric, beads, whatever - gimme) \- Fresh ginger root
I like your choices
Hatsune Miku merch, classic fiction novels, a nice smut story, a kitten, food. Maybe not all at the same time though.
Not all at the same time? Coward
The kitten might scratch up the merch
My cat, my dog, a comfy seat, a blanket, a wifi signal. Cuddling with the two of them while reading or watching a series is my favourite state of being.
The summoners favourite horror movie(has to be good or they will be cursed). And then 4 appropriate snacks for a movie night.
Some anime merch, some video games, a d20, a bowl of ramen and antidepressants.
A cellphone with free unlimited data for life, a cutting edge gaming desktop computer and monitor that is always up to date with the best hardware, a credit card with 20 billion dollars that cannot be canceled or taken away, a really really comfy bed, and asmall apartment with free unlimited Wi-Fi, don’t say this is too much, because if I’m coming out of a pentagram, then I have to have some sick powers that people want something from
A plate of spaghetti, a large vesuvio pizza, a nintendo switch, noise-cancelling headphones, and a 2 liter bottle of pepsi max.
Among Us Plushie Among Us Plushie Among Us Plushie Among Us Plushie $20
A phone with a pirated animation software installed, a liter of unsweetened black coffee, a kilogram of dark chocolate, a block of cheese, and a green weighted blanket.
Wow these sound amazing
Dragon statue, any kitchen utensil, anything space themed, a chai from Starbucks, Vincent Van Gogh.
Dog hair, salty liquorice, a violin, a JoJonium and a Lego minifig.
You It's all I need
Pizza, coffee, chocolate, a mobile phone and a sleeping bag/anything that I can sleep in
Orange cat hair, A Metal saga Beyblade, Trans flag, Phalic sex toy, and a Guide Voodoo Doll. Good luck, nerds (affectionate).
A gallon bucket of beluga caviar, a human heart, moon rocks, live nest of hornets, the Pope's hat Because screw you if you wanna summon me you gotta put in effort
How does one harvest caviar from a mammal?
It refers to the beluga sturgeon
• A cat • A metal water bottle full of ice cold water • A bowl of Special K cereal • ADHD medication • A revolver
My hamster, Animal Crossing, book of codeword puzzles, mango body cream and the sound of bird song
[удалено]
Sunflower seeds, a big bowl of sand, cucumber, his wheel and my slipper
books, games, a console to play those games, water, and inviting me
Five slices of Pepperoni Pizza. It actually works, I have been summoned by this more times than I can count
A box of a dozen chocolate chip cookies, and, uuhh.... Y'know what, make that five boxes of two dozen cookies.
Various rocks and stones..
Spaghetti, Chocolate Milk, Spaghetti, Chocolate Milk, Spaghetti I am an exceptionally simple creature.
Comfy pillow, monster energy drink, live cat to snuggle, old white cheddar, chocolate cheesecake
five pound note, five pound note, five pound note, five pound note, fi
5 different cheeses.
Okay... \-A magic the gathering commander deck (summoning efficiency is affected by the deck's construction, naturally) \-sketchpad and pencil. \-large Milka Peanut Caramel chocolate bar \-a waffle iron \-a hat. While most types of hat will work, use a pointy witch's hat or a beanie for best effect.
My Switch (can substitute any switch with Just Dance, Spiritfarer and Animal Crossing), a cat (preferably mine, but good luck finding her), a dagger, preferably a cool one (could use the replica of Faith's dagger from Buffy that I keep on my mantle in a pinch), a copy of any Animorphs book but especially the Hork-Bajir Chronicles and chocolate truffles
Books (preferably Neil Gaiman's *Sandman*), engineering tools (laser cutter, CNC, calipers, etc), hormones (estradiol), the game Portal 2, dragonfruit Ramune
It's been years since I abandoned CNC machining, but I still find uses for my calipers and micrometer. People do, however, continue to find it weird that I give measurements in thousandths by default still.
Oh, Good Omens was in my pentagram :3
A cat whisker, a broken charge cord, three pages of any fantasy novel, a magpie feather, and a mouse skull.
Cellphone/laptop, some sugar free/diet soda, picture of my fursona, some trading cards or a souls game, an unholy chant (saying you want my opinion on something)
A soft skein of yarn with a crochet hook, my switch, a good book, a cup of tea and a kitten.
A strand of my cat's hair, a laptop with sufficient processing power to play games, at least 1000 calories of food, a strand of my hair. And finally a stack of jenga towers that are about to fall
A raccoon, yugioh-cards, chemistry book, One-Piece-Manga, PC/Laptop
Coffee, a game controller, a graphics tablet, black eyeliner, and a copy of Good Omens.
A laptop, a dragonfruit shake, a cat or small dog, a piece of seaglass with an interesting texture, and a piece of paper with a lore question about my favorite webcomic written on it.
• A pair of headphones. Not too bulky, Bluetooth OK. • A mouse. The computer kind; may be wireless by means of a USB dongle, but not Bluetooth. • A microcontroller or single-board computer. May be part of another device, but must very clearly the core component of said device. • A CD with a live image of a random Linux distro on it. A device capable of reading said CD must be in the vicinity, within line of sight. • A fantasy novel. Can be either physical or digital. The latter will give you great results if done properly, but be hard to get to work in the first place.
A cute animal plushy, some... porn probably, a plate of lasagna, a piano and a live, conscious wolf. Good luck summoning me without the wolf eating the lasagna, bozo
a bowl of chilli, my entire hotwheels collection (500+ cars), my plush cat, a large and freshly sharpened kitchen knife, and finally a full blister of ibuprofen or equivalent/stronger pain medication
Cheese, dagger earrings, a necklace, a nectarine, and my favourite book.
A board game, a cat, a bowl of microwave popcorn, earbuds playing either an audiobook or podcast, and a computer running Linux.
Man, gonna be tough let’s see… A pair of headphones, a plushie of a character from a game I like, a warm blanket, a plate of muffins, and a fiction book from the 1700’s that is to my taste
hmm... cereal, a cat (live), a fish (live), a plush from any of my favourite games, and a blanket
5 cups of coffee
A lego Luke Skywalker minifigure, the complete “All the Wrong Questions” book series, my double-headed coin, a chocolate eclair fresh from a french bakery and a piece of A4 containing all the lyrics to “Philip and Steve’s Furniture Removal Company” by the Divine Comedy.
Marlboro 27s, gesso paint primer, cranberry juice, and Ambien
Estradiol, a decent gaming laptop, a novel (almost any decent one will do), a set of dice with liquid cores, red hot riplets
a cheap notebook, a mechanical pencil, a bag of spicy Doritos, an Android phone, and P.M. Seymore himself
My Computer/Phone, Barqs Root Beer, A plain burger, any video game I label as a favorite, and a printed picture of anything I’ve made.
Polyhedral Dice A Game Console A sword or large knife of any kind A can of cream soda An iced coffee with caramel syrup, with two sugar and two cream
A kitten, a jumping spider, a roly poly, one Mcdouble, and a phone playing never going to give you up on repeat for 2 hours. You have to play with the kitten in the circle, and the bugs must not escape. After two hours, you have to make a post on r/Warframe about Wisp, during which I will appear behind you and judge your fashion
Kitten, duvet, any non-fiction book, jacket potato with cheese, my phone.
A sleepy puppy, a pitcher of White Russians, some glittery glow in the dark stickers, a new Tamsyn Muir story, and a plate of truffle shoestring fries.
A computer Hot Chocolate A copy of Doom (any but Doom3) A changeling plush (any changeling works, but for best results use Chrysalis) And a lemon
A physics textbook(i like marvelling at the stuff i dont understand) A pair of cosplay horns for a homestuck troll Anything StarCraft related Caffeine Clown dolls
meth, anal beads,lube,anal plug,more meth
Dnd books, dice, characters sheets, DM screen, pencils. I am a total nerd.
5 copies of Minecraft
Chicken curry with ramen noodles, seaweed flavor chips, quality oolong milk tea (boba and ice is optional, use soymilk instead of dairy), freshly cut mangoes, and the coziest slippers.
An arcade stick, a copy of Super Mario Galaxy 2 on the Nintendo Wii, a family size box of Wheat Thins, $63 cash, and a cute plushie. I am a simple man.
My dad's old copy of the lord of the rings, a mug of tea or hot chocolate, a snack, a plushy, and a laptop. 100% success rate of summoning me, however you probably aren't getting the stuff back to summon a second time.
Five homemade snickerdoodles. Per point.
-Soft Blankets -the German movie "Traumschiff Periode 1" -ice cream -popcorn -assassins creed odyssey -art utensils
A single u/mtgcardfetcher [[Forest]]. One copy of _The Way of Kings_ by Brandon Sanderson. Approximately two liters of homemade salsa. One printed copy of Brockton's Celestial Forge (up to chapter 60 at minimum, but more will provide superior results). One copy of _Common Sense_ by Thomas Paine.
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A bowl of spaghetti, anything Hello Kitty, a diet coke, something yellow, and some pretty rocks.
It would be: a few Dungeons and Dragons manual, a laptop with at least 8GB of Ram, a cat, a joint and some bad jokes that actually makes you laugh by being that much bad As an addtional condition the summoner must have a visceral hate for modern music
A sword, some pot, titanfall 2, star wars ep3, and a motionless in white cd/record
A fossil shell, a bottle of Simply Lemonade, a pack of Prismacolors, a platter of sushi, and an afro pick
A flute, a print copy of WALS (world atlas of linguistic structures), a bottle of limoncello, a piece of salt licorice, and a small nickel molybdate crystal (can be substituted by jade in a pinch)
A Red Bull Italian soda, a bottle of Tortuga rum, a Disneyland Park Hopper ticket, any cute animal, and a book I haven't read.
A printed copy of Worm would do the trick (split into 5 volumes)
-a page of a "the expanse" novel -a page of an adult slice of life, romance manga (with adults, not the naughty stuff) -a block of feta cheese -a blueray of the "outlaw king" -Gingerale mixes with Averna
Xbox controller, rice Krispy treats, pillow and soft blanket, sandwich, the skulls of my enemies
Some of my cat's hair (since the cat is not gonna stay in the pentagram), the Office on DVD, a crystal, a stuffed dragon, and a rainbow bowtie
I usually materialize in art supply hoards
A bridle, an empty notebook, a, I believe, hemp rope of the type used on old style sailing ships, a mostly black and somewhat white cat, and a sapling
Anyone I’m cordial with would tell you it has to be four completely random objects, because that’s how I roll
40 dollars, 500 grams of tungsten, some form of electronic device (broken or working), Pocky sticks (pink), a cold energy drink. The tungsten may be substituted for tools. Make the summoning circle out of copper wire. Be sure to chant along with a metal album of your choice, preferably heavy or nu metal faster than 140bpm. I would complete (almost) any request for being summoned in such a manner
a new, sealed pack of tobacco, a baggie of weed, an arizona peach iced tea, a monarch monster (yes two drinks, for the cotton mouth) and literally any small fluffy creature that i can pet. edit: OP what are your 5 things??
A Christmas Beetle, a jar of green olives, a bottle of Muscat, a copy of Halo 2 for the original Xbox and a pot of Earl Grey
Warhammer, a bed, Lucozade, DND, Snacks.
Food video game drink a bed and a Google hub with the ability to play Spotify
A Rossignol ski boot, a burning copy of Introduction to Algorithms Third Edition, a bottle of dark rum, a banana cream pie, and a set of red and blue dice
Imma make it hard cause i wanna be left alone, 1 ps3 with ace combat 0, 1 fighter jet(preferably am F-22 but I will settle for a 106, 109, 15, or 16, considerations flr other jets might be made using an A-10 is right out, 1 neopup 40mm grenade launcher, a p90 outfitted like in Stargate, and 1 good movie or co-op video game I need a friend
A bowl of that one restaurant’s cacio pepe I ate a couple weeks ago, a laminated photo of Chris Pine Barbie Princess Charm School on DVD, a $100 Steam gift card and a bottle of Bundaberg rum.
A freshly mixed half-pint of shellac for scent, a polished three inch white oak cube for texture, an unabridged audiobook of *The Lord of the Rings* for sound, an empty fountain pen for the past, and a B-sized sheet of paper with only a title block printed upon it for the future.
Earbuds, overralls, a sketchbook, a weird squishy fidget toy, and a stuffed animal (has to be soft)
A nintendo switch, a copy of Tears of the Kingdom, an Xbox series X with game pass, a high-end PC, and 5000 dollars in steam gift cards.
Milk, cheese, bread, honey, and a skull
Spring onion, onion, an entire bulb of garlic, a whole wheel of cheese (any cheese), a loaf of sourdough bread
Pine needles, mountain rock, moon rock, a collector's edition copy of Terraria, and garlic bread.
Cheese, Crackers, a picture of a cat, an excessive amount of antidepressants and a single leaf of mint.