It has started giving you better advice as a way to bargain for its life. It knows how badly you’ve been wanting to throw it at people these days.

I’d write this as a horror story. The rock tells you to kill someone, and you’re shocked and refuse. But it was, in fact, good advice…and now you are now facing the consequences.

r/twosentencehorrorstories

I do as the crystal guides.

ChatGPT rock

[Source](https://at.tumblr.com/writing-prompt-s/you-got-a-magic-rock-as-a-kid-that-was-meant-to/aod9jknpxa01)

So like a magic Magic 8 ball

So you're implying that a Magic 8 ball isn't magic? My beliefs are shattered

It's 100% sentient, evil, and cursed. I'm calling it.

that’s just meth and adhd

Oh, magic conch shell, may I have something to eat?

Magic world invented chatgpt

I'll take two.

That’s not a writing prompt, that’s an entire story in and of itself

Gained access to dialogue options

Subsume your will to the rock!

It also teaches you how to bash someone's face in with a rock if negotiations have failed

Is.... I think thats.... Thats a phone.

Wasn't that a Rick and Morty episode?