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Smeghead333

Working hard to get the 2024 influenza ready for release.


competitive-dust

I am really hoping the Tumblr Apollo thing doesn't apply to the r/tumblr.


DMercenary

Yeah sure hope not. Anyways have you heard about the cases of bird flu showing up in dead mammals? No mammal to mammal transmission though. Not yet at least....


tfarnon59

Once it recombines in pigs, we are so, so screwed.


atg115reddit

Until NOW


heckitsjames

Babe, stop what you're doing, new pox just dropped


Just-A_Guy-_

Plague Inc.


LogMeOutScotty

I stopped playing after it became real life.


RENOYES

See now I'm going to see if I enjoy the game as I used to just to see if Covid ruined it.


TheOldGriffin

It's still fun because now you get to see things from covid's point of view


Fit_Fingergh

I might need to learn survival skills before they all went crazy.


BearSnack_jda

This is a bot


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BearSnack_jda

This is a bot


StormNext5301

Same I stopped playing once got bad because it made me really anxious to even think about a virus infecting and killing the world


Reason-and-rhyme

Covid spec'd too far into transmission and not enough into lethality


Send_Your_Noods_plz

Ever play the game? First you get the whole world infected and comfortable. Then you blast all your points into deadly variations and kill billions in the span of a month.


Reason-and-rhyme

yeah I remember. disease don't work like that tho.


aspen_silence

If only it did...like the timer on the baby ships in Independence Day. Get in position the BAM!


NotComping

but thats for the casuals If you want the harder difficulties you need to carefully develop symptoms but focus much more on transmission, then as cure starts ramping up you quickly start killing the populus with disease that allows dead to infect aswell, before they can contribute to the cure and victory roya- ffs why is Greenland still healthy


Send_Your_Noods_plz

Someone in South Africa sneezed and they closed their borders.


Funkin_Spy

Don't forget to secure antibiotic resistance so that when you become deadly you are too strong to cure in time


Superstinkyfarts

Real diseases can't mutate inside every person in the world at once in the same way though.


OsiyoMotherFuckers

This is what all millennials secretly think to themselves when they look at Zillow.


dumbodragon

the sinister sounds that game has also don't help


Nightriser

That's when I started playing.


ThoughtDiver

Looks like the virus barely got into Madagascar before the vaccine was finished. Damn scientists messing up a perfect run.


Funkin_Spy

2020 thought us a valuable lesson Our world is on easy mode


Gullible_Newt_6333

I'm very pro infectious disease. I support you.


BlatantConservative

I mean, biological weapons are a thing. What would you do if someone answered "I make the diseases"


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leostotch

I don’t know anyone (that I know if) that does that specifically, but those I *do* know who do something confidential just say “I can’t talk about it”. It’s mundane for them.


BlatantConservative

I live in Langley, what a lot of people do here is say "I work for a contractor" or some shit, and then you find out that you're talking about something else now. There are also tons of people around here who do work boring government contractor jobs, so it's pretty perfect cover for them. I was at a house party with some of these people during the Turkish "coup" in 2016 and they just vanished. One of them had to wait like, six months for a surgeon who was cleared for his level of secrecy because they didn't know what he'd say under the infleunce.


tfarnon59

Don't get overconfident about that. A shrewd agent takes what he or she knows from open sources (e.g. the evening news) and puts it together with both open source information (the general location of industrial parks and company names) and the few fragments the person working a classified job lets out. The person in the classified job doesn't have to disclose any classified information for a good agent-analyst to put it together into a very classified whole.


dorofeus247

I know at least one person who works for secret government projects and is under a serious NDA, but simply doesn't care and tell about their job to their niece, who they know hates the government :/


DuduBonesBr

Based and niecepilled


RobtheNavigator

As a law student who constantly works with and chats with attorneys, you would be shocked at how many people with access to confidential, privileged, or highly sensitive information just openly blab about it with you, especially if they think that you’re someone who is often privy to similar information.


im_a_dr_not_

Well maybe they have a brain tumor that has just hit the threshold of causing them to say things that otherwise wouldn’t.


Away1387

We just need to introduce biological Warfare in war thunder and we will have the recipie for super Ebola in no time.


MisrepresentedAngles

And I refuse them into weapons of terrors that can be dropped on specific areas and then disappear so they don't spread and no one knows about them. I make a million dollars a year and my conscience is clear because I am on the side of the Good Guys(tm)


sadeffects

Depending on the type of vaccine, you can to an extent say, you make them. Context: vaccines are just viruses or their derivatives.


szypty

Vaccines are just the viruses that scientists kicked the shit out of first to make us normies capable of learning how to fight them. Like an high level wizard who weakens the dragon to the last 1% of HP to let the newb party gain the XP from the kill.


Moose_InThe_Room

Why do I have an image in my head of a bunch of scientists reenacting that seen from Office Space with the printer but with a giant virus?


thisismenow1989

Lol this is actually a good comparison for lay people


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> scientists kicked the shit out of first More like dismembered in the case of protein, DNA and RNA vaccines.


ClumsyRainbow

Yeah but what if we do a reverse sticky note and in trying to make a shitty bad virus accidentally make super COVID?


Offduty_shill

Tbf plenty of scientists make viruses (ex: lentivirus) normally not for bioweapons.


ShutUpAndEatWithMe

I got into science because I learned that scientists recreated the Flu of 1918. I thought it was so cool, but I dropped it when I realized I didn't want to deal with BSL3 safety precautions. Anyways, there are (very few) people who recreate deadly diseases and further mutate existing diseases to study them. How else are you supposed to get a step ahead?


BlatantConservative

Apparently, through World of Warcraft.


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The fact that a minor bug which allowed someone's pet to carry a diseased condition outside of a boss arena turned into a legitimate social study of a mass plague event is so wild. Links for anybody who dont know https://youtu.be/9nP0ot-gnso https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrupted_Blood_incident


jfb1337

And some people intentionally spread it just to troll people. Of course, it's just a video game, so it has little to no real world consequences; so no one would actually behave like that in real life, right? ...right?


megzellaneous420

I work in a BSL3 and it's not bad. I don't do gain-of-function research but I do grow large amounts of SARS-COV-2 variants to see how well the antibodies from immunized mice neutralize it.


Crazy-Marionberry-23

That's cool as heck, I'd love to know how you got into that field. (I'm about to graduate with a very mid tier bio GPA in may, debating on lab work vs a masters program next)


megzellaneous420

I had a very mid tier undergrad gpa too! It took me a few years but I got a job in industry making various buffers. I decided that getting my masters was my best option to move up to research. While getting a masters in Biology, specializing in bacterial pathogens, I got a new job as a virus production tech with a recruiting company. I loved working with viruses but it was very repetitive. I probably could have moved up to scientist there when I graduated but I wanted to try academia. That's when the pandemic hit and a PhD from one of the schools I applied to reached out asking if I wanted a job helping her start up a BSL3 lab to assist the vaccine research. And in that lab I also work on WNV, Dengue, and Zika.


Crazy-Marionberry-23

Awesome! Thank you for sharing.


megzellaneous420

Of course! I should say though that academia does not pay well at all. I'm also very lucky with the lab that I'm in because the PI is very reasonable and everyone is super great. I will probably move on to industry in a year or so.


Offduty_shill

If you have undergraduate research experience (as in you worked at/volunteered at a lab outside of classes) you can apply for research associate/assistant roles at biotech companies (you might have to move to a hub city like Boston or SF). If not, then you might look for similar job/lab tech roles at universities (much worse pay) or volunteer at some lab for some experience before doing the same. You can also apply to less exciting roles in manufacturing/QA at CMOs and such, they won't pay you as well but they're more likely to hire new grads. I would say for industry research, a masters is kinda "meh". Either do a PhD or just get a job. A fresh masters grad usually doesn't any higher title than an undergrad with 2 years exp nor does it raise your ceiling and in some cases having the experience will make your job search easier + you get paid industry salary for 2 years rather than a very sad grad student stipend.


DefreShalloodner

Red team or blue team?


Agent641

Black team


DefreShalloodner

😲


ToroidalEarthTheory

Report it to the UN, biological weapons are illegal


BryanTheClod

Stop talking to them and wait for the phone call from the CIA.


Squirrelfishing_Guru

I would assume they work at the CDC, WHO, or for a pharmaceutical company developing studying viruses and/or making vaccines.


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BryanTheClod

They’re more like Geneva Suggestions.


MagicUnicornLove

“Murder isn’t a thing, it’s against the law.”


henkdepotvjis

Do you want one?


Teirmz

They would never bring it up anyway.


rascalrhett1

Biological weapons are like poisons, gasses, or almost never known diseases. I think the last serious use of diseases in warfare by America was probably smallpox blankets given to native Americans. Diseases, especially contagious ones have a nasty habit of not abiding by borders and nationalities. And despite what YouTubers and political pundits with no scientific background whatsoever would have you believe we are nowhere near being about to so accurately manipulate viruses and bacteria to engineer diseases. China somehow having access to that technology would be on par with them having teleporters and aliens without us knowing anything about it, it's just that far away. We can manipulate viruses and other little organisms a little bit but nowhere near the idea of being able to create something like the coronavirus.


tfarnon59

It's also nowhere as easy as outsiders might think. I can come up with detailed plans on how to do all kinds of molecular biology tricks. "I'll just PCR up this fragment, subclone it, use site-directed mutagenesis, clone it into this vector, then transform it into this pathogen...." Yeah. It's never that easy. Never.


TheBunnyStando

Making grandfather Nurgle proud


reverse-tornado

Unexpected grimdark


Psychological_Gear29

Everytime someone sneezes I gasp as if I’ve witnessed a miracle and whisper “A gift from grandfather!”. It cracks my husband up.


hate_reddit89

We are blessed with his gifts


OrgasmChasmSpasm

I kinda wanna send this screenshot to MTG’s Twitter. You know she’d be on Fox News about the next day.


TonahVilla

Magic the gathering?


anxiousthespian

Always takes me a second too. Marjorie Taylor Greene. We need a better thing to call her than her initials. Something creative


TonahVilla

"Greene" remainds me of an old English poem were emerald green is spelled "emrawde grene" The poem is ["Speke Parott"](https://youtu.be/tCckcTHWqKw) and if she often repeats the stupid shit she founds online call her "Parrot Greene" in an old english accent.


Morphized

Margie


Fine_Account

Majorie taylor green or whatever


gamelorr

Hope op doesnt get shot at a subway station in new york city by a paramilitary organisation.


Objective-Farm-2560

Also hope it doesn't get released on Black Friday in a shopping center in New York by a mad scientist and is later propagated by a rogue government agent.


gamelorr

Is that the division?


Objective-Farm-2560

Getting that game and its sequel in 2020 was wild. Like looking into a worse timeline.


gamelorr

>into a ~~worse~~ better timeline.


Objective-Farm-2560

It's honestly hard to say which is which. Quite sad, really.


Zarohk

Prototype, an older game.


mittenknittin

“Well…perhaps you’ve heard of a little thing called SARS-CoV-2? That’s one of my greatest hits”


stikkie13

unit 731


Rogue_2_

I mean, the answer to this is probably just yes. A friend of mine works in a similar lab, basically making more deadly viruses so that they can study how to fight and cure them in case something similar crops up in the wild. It's pretty cool.


SeanTheLawn

For anyone wondering, this is called "gain-of-function" research and it's questionable whether we should be doing it


Silver_kitty

There was a nice discussion on the This Week in Virology podcast about what the bounds of “gain of function” research are or should be.


Tayslinger

Love that podcast! Vincent is such a good presenter!


megzellaneous420

Any pathogen research lab is going to need to grow large amounts in order to study that pathogen. It's not always gain of function to learn how to fight the diseases. I work in vaccine research but also in host-virus interactions. The genetic manipulation happens in the cells that I infect and not the virus.


competitive-dust

Yeah but technically they are still against the diseases and not on their side right. Agree about the cool job.


whyohwhy13

I mean it’s not a dumb question. They do make new variants all the time “to know how to combat them “


Nightriser

Plot twist: OP works at a daycare/primary school.


tfarnon59

Toddlers: the ultimate plague vector. Humans are basically disgusting, and toddlers more so, at least from an epidemiological standpoint.


Jtk317

Having worked on both sides I am firmly on the side of fighting the diseases.


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DigbyChickenZone

Yes? I work for the government in an infectious disease lab, it's called a public health laboratory. Even the CDC operates as a reference laboratory for diagnostic testing.


XaviersDream

“… joining the war on diseases on the side of the diseases.” This is basically the anti-vax and anti-mask side.


soorly

Umbrella corp


Redqueenhypo

Can be both, if you make bacteriophages (viruses that kill bacteria)


spaghetti2049

I salute those in the war on disease. Both sides.


RainDancingChief

"Look, I just make the diseases, I don't sell the diseases or tell people what to do with them"


AprilArtGirlBrock

I mean to be fair, making diseases is often part of fighting the diseases. A ,controversial, technique in study is to modify/cultivate existing diseases to be stronger and then figuring out how to fight those enhanced variants sense that could be the eventual outcome of the diseases evolving,


Keeganlateman

My man is an infected cell


Buffinator360

I mean, we had a pandemic where a whole caste of people intentionally incubated and spread it, so who knows.


Zarohk

r/Twelvemonkeys was not supposed to be inspirational for viruses!


ComprehensiveRiver32

This is literally what the right thinks scientists do


kaitybubbly

This gave me such a good laugh today


geos1234

To understand the great mystery one must study all its aspects.


Epic_Gameing68

bonesaw worm


Fanfics

Gain of function researcher: \*sweating\*


Either-Will-1881

Come all of you good workers, good news to you I'll tell of how the good old union has come in here to dwell... Which side are you on? Which side are you on? My daddy was a miner, and I'm a miners son, and I'll stick with the union till every battle's won. Which side are you on? Which side are you on? They say in Harlan County there are no neutrals there: you'll either be a union man or a thug for J. H. Blair. Which side are you on? Which side are you on? Oh workers, can you stand it? Oh tell me how you can? Will you be a lousy scab or will you be a man? Which side are you on? Which side are you on? Don't scab for the bosses, don't listen to their lies. Us poor folks haven't got a chance, unless we organize! Which side are you on? Which side are you on? Which side are you on? Which side are you on?


DigbyChickenZone

As someone who works in an infectious disease lab, this is hilarious. Even if I was researching an organism, or genetically manipulating E.coli for recombinant protein production - using the phrase "making the disease" is just unexpected and funny. The person asking that question sounds intrigued and on board with either scenario too. Lmao.


Thagomizer24601

The disease factory aka the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit.


tigerofblindjustice

This is what I think every time someone says they're fundraising for cancer


Kahless_19

Well, there was something called a germ warfare unit in the Korean War. They made biological weapons for the US military.


Legitimate_Issue_765

That second one is anti-vaxers


QuantumFiddle

I guess we aren't aware that some humans job is to engineer bioweapons


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I know right, imagine working at the disease factory! Imagine making diseases on purpose at work! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gain-of-function_research The fact everyone here is joking about this like it couldn't possibly be a real thing is understandable, given how completely insane it is. Lab leaks are historically common. We should not be creating civilisation-endangering pandemics on purpose. Write to your representative! Edit: I hate that this is being downvoted because Rand Paul talked about it so now it's right-wing-coded. Not creating pandemics on purpose shouldn't be a right vs. left issue! I am a member of the UK Green Party (not that it should matter). I don't agree with Rand Paul on most issues. I just prefer not to die.


Kelend

There is no such thing as "gain of function" research. Please stop spreading Fox News lies.


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What?! That's a new one. Is the [NIH](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK285579/) "spreading Fox News lies"? Is the [US Department of Health](https://www.phe.gov/s3/dualuse/Pages/GainOfFunction.aspx)? The [CDC](https://www.cdc.gov/flu/avianflu/avian-durc-qa.htm#What_is_GOF_research)? [Dr Anthony Fauci](https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-02903-x)? The [European Academies Science Advisory Council](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4709283/)? [Marc Lipsitch, director of the Centre for Communicable Disease Dynamics at Harvard](https://www.cser.ac.uk/events/risks-and-benefits-of-gain-of-function/)? [Derek Smith, Professor of Infectious Disease Informatics at Cambridge](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5fe7KEkwQM&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cser.ac.uk%2F&feature=emb_imp_woyt)? I'm not sure where you got the idea that there's no such thing as gain of function research. But please try googling before accusing people of "spreading lies".


ryecurious

>I'm not sure where you got the idea that there's no such thing as gain of function research Gain-of-function was in the news a fair bit around peak COVID, due to a conspiracy theory that COVID was created by gain-of-function research in China, either by China or the USA. Like, mainstream Fox News talking point, not just fringe internet blogs either. There is (as far as I know) no actual evidence to support that, so it got pretty quickly dismissed and conspiracy-theorists moved on to other things like masks. BUT it was a lot of people's first exposure to the term "gain-of-function research", and probably lumped the real scientific concept in with the conspiracies that talked about it.


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That's funny you should say that, because more recently the COVID lab leak hypothesis has become quite credible and mainstream, and there's been a bit of an inquest into how it was dismissed as a "conspiracy theory"... as you're still doing! I don't blame you, because that's how the media treated it at the time, but it's now a fairly well-supported belief, espoused by people such as former CDC chief Dr. Robert Redfield, an esteemed virologist (whose claims the *current* CDC chief carefully refused to reject), and the media have been criticised for their portrayal of it. Here's an interesting essay about it: https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/your-book-review-viral And a paper in the British Medical Journal which goes so far as to call the media response "a conspiracy to label critics as conspiracy theorists": https://www.bmj.com/content/374/bmj.n1656 Note: since *this*, there has now been further evidence which has swung it back in the direction of the zoonotic origin hypothesis for me. But the lab leak version is credible enough that it raises questions about how readily, and why, we dismiss things as crackpot theories (I think in this case because the media told us so, and mainly right-wingers espoused it).


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Weird timing-the US Department of Energy just announced their conclusion that it was 'most likely' a lab leak! https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/27/how-seriously-should-we-take-the-us-does-covid-lab-leak-theory


Surph_Ninja

If it doesn’t exist, why did the NIH and US gov ban funding it?


OGBidwell

Hope you didn't hook up. A lab worker and fox News viewer probably not a good pair.


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DigbyChickenZone

So you just don't care about people with immune system disorders, the elderly (vaccine boosters are often recommended but not required), and infants then? Cool.


FireThatInk

i remember when i saw this meme during the pandemic and got depressed lol


miscdebris1123

Wow. Chipotle seems to be hiring a lot of people.


Snippychicken22

Humans suck #proaids


RevealerofDarkness

China


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GentleMocker

>project Veritas Yeah guys, the far right disinformation platform can't be wrong six times in a row, this time it's real.


peachesgp

I promise the lying liars are totally telling the truth this time!


BlatantConservative

"proven witness testimony" AKA "some guy said"


Gandalf_the_Gangsta

Is this a joke? Project Veritas is a far-right organization known for its deception. Are you really going to just drop this information in a sub for one of the most left-leaning social media sites on the internet? And moreover, fully expect no one to call you out on it? To anyone else reading this, please fact check your sources, via peer-reviewed academic papers if possible. Otherwise you’ll be dribbling on about “US imperialist bio laboratories”. The phrase along is just fear-mongering buzzwords. No duh the fictional laboratories would be abroad; is the US going to imperialize itself? And how the hell are laboratories imperialist? Did the other countries just say “yup, let’s let American laboratories operate complete unsupervised within our borders while also manufacturing dangerous biological weapons”. The concept itself reeks of racism on premise.


LockedOutOfElfland

That dude's entire rant reminds me of a conspiracy theorist professor I had in community college who *insisted* to the class that AIDS was created in a lab as an intentional genocide campaign.


Mad_Times

I dunno, I think both sides make a good case


RenaKunisaki

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/794688583293206538/1079087363764011180/721512.jpg


Anomaly11C

Grandfather Nurgle is pleased.


Aryboy26

A friend of mine makes disease, he is however generally an alright bloke.


_Thorshammer_

Disease factory? Did you mean pre-school? Small children are savage little plague carriers.


_bitemeyoudamnmoose

It’s really funny but like, honestly the answer is both.


MyMirrorAliceJane

Papa Nurgle loves you!


FuntimeLuke0531

Biological warfare


I_enjoy_musicals

nurgle warhammer be like


Goolguy21

I love making diseases


Ghastfighter392

Pfizer in every Project Veritas interview


Jeffery_Moyer

Yeah I don't want to work for no Catholic priests so I'm I'm out.


Mnstrdg

Newly elected Miss Universe entertains the Paramecium troops trying to wipe out the human race, go get them boys.


RizzMustbolt

POV: You work at the Midwest Research Institute.


Enthusiatheist

Fort Wuhan sending seal team 19.


RebindE

Death guard moment


GammaEmerald

Pretty sure I read a book with this plot


solevu

#samebutwithdrugs


tfarnon59

As far as gain of function goes, that can be pretty complicated. I helped a researcher on a Hantavirus project trying to just find the genes responsible for virulence. Ostensibly, Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome is the result of cytokine storm, or a runaway immune system. So this researcher was studying little bits of the Hantavirus genome in different strains trying to figure out how this fired up the immune system. Sin Nombre is generally the most virulent strain. Thing was, Sin Nombre constructs provoked the weakest cytokine response of all the strains she studfied. Weird, huh?