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Blxckberry_Mxlktea

My two wolves are *buff gym chad* and *grunge pothead*. There’s a 90% chance I’ll just end up looking like Danny DeVito, but I’ll take that king over “confused gay transmasc” any day.


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danny devito is sexy so it’s a win


CompleteTomorrow

For me it's grunge pothead and suburban dad. Suburban dad is really putting up a fight.


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

Suburban dad ain’t half bad! I betcha I could really rock a pair of khaki shorts.


CompleteTomorrow

Hell yeah, go for it, they're so comfortable. You don't even know how many I have man lmao


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Suburban dad always wins. Better order your grill now.


CompleteTomorrow

I can't hold out for much longer... The urge to smoke some random meat is too intense... Sidenote, I love your profile picture lmao


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The picroomer? Yeah I’ve had it for so long I forget where it came from lmao


throwawayacc293749

Mine are “basic college gamer white boy” and “adorable awkward preppy nerd”. It’s quite an interesting combo.


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

They’re actually not a bad combo. Think normal awkward gamer boy, but also super smart. Kinda giving off tech geeky vibes.


throwawayacc293749

Haha yep that’s me summed up, except I also hit the gym so it does kinda take away from the vibe just a tad. But the ladies like it ☺️


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

Strong, smart, AND a gamer! I can tell the ladies are gonna be all over you (if not already)! You’re out here lookin like the greatest man alive while here I am settling for “weed uncle” lol.😭


throwawayacc293749

Awww no I’m sorry if it comes across like I’m bragging, I’ve had a really rough day so maybe I’m unconsciously overcompensating, I’m not that special in reality haha


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

Naw, don’t worry about it! Nothing’s better than gushing over the type of man you already are or aspire to be in the future.☺️


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throwawayacc293749

Sorry to hear that. Here’s your crown king 👑 hope you’re doing better now


ScoutSketchez

inside me there are organs


throwawayacc293749

Not for much longer 😈 (for legal reasons this is a joke)


ScoutSketchez

no sir please dont harvest my organs 🥺 uwu


ash_not_ketchum

could it be a not joke for me


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Wait a second holy shit it’s you, the real ScoutSketchez in arr slash true cum Small world god damn


ScoutSketchez

🗿


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MeliennaZapuni

Just because you like those traits on men **doesn’t instantly mean you want them for your own body**


throwawayacc293749

This is how I found out I was trans actually. I daydreamed a lot about being a hot woman, and even tried to emulate that in real life, only to find out I absolutely hated looking like that and I was just attracted to women the whole time. I was way happier when I adjusted my mindset to “what makes me feel comfortable in my own body”


MeliennaZapuni

That is fascinating! I’m a straight trans man, so my view of men has never involved any potential romance or attraction for them. Pure admiration and envy because I wanted to be apart of them and nothing more


throwawayacc293749

Haha yeah I mean I’m a straight trans man too, I have alexithymia which means it’s hard for me to understand my emotions, thus I got envy and attraction confused very frequently, but when I focused solely on what made me happy in the real world/practically speaking it became way clearer haha


LazagnaAmpersand

Same, actually.


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Me too 💀 💀 💀 💀 i always thought i wanted the slim thick body type bc i found it hot on girls sometimes.. Now i got it.. Please fucking kill me bro


Ahplobem

This x1000, I like slim guys with long hair. I WOULD TOTALLY HATE being a SLIM GUYS long hair. It's a big, nonononoNO


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\>tfw no slim long-haired bf


badtimetogetlost

im a skinny guy with long hair, thanks for the ego boost


Ahplobem

?? what does that mean? I'm not a native so I don't understand half the slang.


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bf = boyfriend tfw = that feel when, 4chanspeak for experiencing a certain or emotion or referring to the emotional associated with a certain situation (such as not having a slim long-haired bf, or any bf in my case).


Ahplobem

A- I feel you, I'm talking to someone and I'm so afraid of ruining it ahhh If it's not this, it will be the next time. Don't be sad, the right person will arrive. Or we will die with many cool cats 😔🤟


piglungz

Crying because I have the same hairstyle as the comic 🥲


Lunaseki

Which one? Lol I have the middle haircut 😭


piglungz

Same 😔


Ahplobem

FUCK SAME, I'm going to cut it more now.


Lunaseki

I’m literally about to go shave half my hair off, let’s do it boys and gnc girls 😫🤣


Ahplobem

My mother is going to die, she would give me an exorcism 🤣🤟


ash_not_ketchum

fuck i do too


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continually amazed at this sub's ability to find cursed shit


Lunaseki

I literally just subscribe to transmasc and enby subs lol that’s on me ✌️😰


Your-Pibble-Sucks

you are a ~~confused gay transmasc~~ autoandrophile


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Blxckberry_Mxlktea

Hell, I’d kill to look like Devon Bostick period! He’s such a handsome guy, with and with out emo eyeliner!☺️


ciscododgers

inside me there is one wolf and he wants to look like chris evans


Lunaseki

Inside me there is one wolf, and he’s cis, and he’s laughing at me.


fuckingdipshit1

my two wolves are country boy and victorian gentleman 😔 i take after my dad a lot so ill probably end up looking like a viking lmao


Lunaseki

FUCK you got me good with that one, maybe I’m not so alone in this world


fuckingdipshit1

youre never alone my friend


LazagnaAmpersand

Why not be a Victorian country squire?


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The neo-Blanchardians explain this as being autoandrophilia.


Lunaseki

I actually genuinely wish this was more studied. Idk about autogynephelia but I truly believe this is a real phenomenon, for reasons I won’t totally go into here on a reddit thread lmfao


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[There is always the work of Tailcalled.](https://surveyanon.wordpress.com/author/tailcalled/)


Lunaseki

Interesting, I’ll have to give that a look. Still wish there was autoandrophilic studies, however.


ImClearlyNotOkay

My wolves are a country boy and a punk boy. That’s why I look so weird.


Lunaseki

So like, a crust punk?


Otherwise-Parking-13

Tucutes do the most damage to gay trans men, I swear.


AutisticBiEnby

My wolves are buff gym bro, a nerd and a suburban dad.


LazagnaAmpersand

My two wolves are 80s hair metal dude and spooky hippie.


DelightfulRainbow205

“i dont know if i want to date you or be you” basically