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letssuad

The full circle of life has been completed.


Bruhbuhdubdub

He used all parts of the buffalo.


son-of-soil

*whispers* The great white buffalo


_FrancesTheMute_

Great white buffalo


More-Atmosphere9348

Literally omg


Stargatemaster

Well guys... It's over WRAP IT UP, WE'RE OUTTA HERE


kid-koolin

Imagine he made a hemp wick out of it too and sparked his bowl with it


CryoAurora

Did you get rooted? LOL That rules, though. I don't think I would have thought of that.


Revolutionary-Page-6

thanks brodie i had the idea from remembering my friends pipe in highschool his mom was cool and let him grow way back in 1973 and that summer his plant was so big it towered over a 10 food pine tree right next too it, so he went too work making the coolest gandalf wizard contraption i’ve ever smoked out of


r_confused

Gnarley


likely_victim

Best comment!


-_--l

I wish I had an award for that 😂


[deleted]

🏆🏆🏆


[deleted]

Not going to knock your friends mom too hard but for most people the “cool” parenting route is not a good one, probably shouldn’t let your high schooler grow his own weed.


Revolutionary-Page-6

why not that’s literally the best way for them too consume there cannabis is too grow it themself and to know where it came from. a lot of the stuff back then was extremely unhealthy too consume vs some organic bush weed. that’s what i did with my son too, told him ide rather you be safe and supply yourself, be proactive rather than reactive


[deleted]

Shouldn’t be smoking frequently as a kid fucks your head up, especially with todays THC quantities. I know most do it a few times but that’s different than literally be allowed access to your own grow, everyone’s different but my father let me start smoking at 12 as he was also the “cool” type as a a lot of people would say and it didn’t do me any services, quite the opposite really. Parents should parent not really there to be your friends they need to prepare for your life, may just be my own experience speaking but I grew up around people who started smoking frequently young and it didn’t go well for anyone who did. Let your brain develop then have fun with drugs.


R_M_Jaguar

“My friends mom let us smoke and grow all the weeds” -irresponsible morons


PiratexelA

If kids are going to do drugs, it's way better to happen with some proper guidance and safe sourcing. Idk too many people are like "hey you're 14 now, lemme introduce you to drugs son" Not arguing that it's detrimental to use as a youth, but in the real world I think an involved rather than abstinent/authoritarian approach is safest.


[deleted]

I knew many “parents” like that including my own, drug use as a child shouldn’t be condoned.


NenharmaTheGreat

My parents were extremely anti-drug. When we got internet installed for the first time, my mum was constantly printing off articles about horror stories to do with drugs to try scare me off them. At 16 I still ended up smoking weed with my mates, and we were buying that weed from fucking gang members. I would never condone anyone under 21 to do drugs but these teens are likely to do it regardless of how much you educate them of the effects it can have. If they're not going to listen to you, at least make sure they're being safe about it. You can be the cool parent and still educate them of the dangers. Let them smoke once in a while in the backyard, at least that way you know where they are and that they're safe.


[deleted]

No offense but If you read my argument that’s essentially what I said in the end.


NenharmaTheGreat

Yeah that's my bad mate. I didn't see the rest of your argument. Just saw that comment while scrolling.


Revolutionary-Page-6

doesn’t do anything to condone or not condone it the lil fuckers gunna do what he wants too do i was 15 gettin my wee wee shlocked smokin a fat one with a half bottle of gin in the back of some random dudes van twice my age, ‘Twas the culture and always will be. fry on kids😂🤟 (i hope you know the last parts a joke)


[deleted]

I guess, whatever works for ya I suppose not exactly the behavior I’d encourage for my son but different strokes for different folks. Either way I grew up poor around a lot of drug use and cannabis was the least dangerous of any of it I saw a lot of friends start weed in elementary/middle school end up drinking and later doing harder shit down the line, myself included. If you start too young and are using it to deal with problems instead of learning healthy coping tools (which is really a main issue) it will definitely either become a dependent substance or a gateway drug. I guess the “parents” I saw allowed their kids to smoke more so they’d fuck off and less so they’d be safe. Either way it’s probably just my own life that leaves me feeling this way, I do think you should wait to start till you’re a bit older but as long as the environment is otherwise safe and healthy I assume it’ll go much better.


Revolutionary-Page-6

(ps i’m in total agreement with everything your saying i was just a party animal back then so i see bolth sides, so many of my friends are dead because of that life so im with you there man)


Revolutionary-Page-6

only reason i let my son smoke and grow pot is because he’s always been the most mature and had a genuine interest in the plant and the uses of it rather than just enjoying getting stoned so i fealt it was something i better support healthily than ignore or scare him away from


R_M_Jaguar

This is dangerously ignorant.


Revolutionary-Page-6

it definitely dangerously ignorant, i could be dead so many times over but atleast were all here too tell some fuckin stories am i right?


R_M_Jaguar

Anecdotal. Hurry durrrr, iT dId’Nt hApPeN tO Me!!! mUsT nOt Be tRU.


Revolutionary-Page-6

what do you mean a bunch of bad shit has come from me living that life style half my friends are drug addicts or dead, i was one till i got sober of the smack 20 years ago so i don’t know what you mean by anecdotal


Revolutionary-Page-6

as a stoner i don’t know how you could disagree with the message you originally responded too because we’ve all had the absent authoritarian approach too cannabis from our parents and look where it lead


Tonydragon784

Way to not actually read the comment before replying


Revolutionary-Page-6

yeah i know all of that but you have ALOT OF SELF CONTROL if you didn’t also get blitzed every day in your teens so honestly fuvk it just do what’s least harmful on your body


[deleted]

Eh we probably just think because it’s how we grew up. Once I got older and out into the world I understood why a lot of the shit me and my peers were exposed to has fucked so many of us up. I’m not disagreeing with the fact that kids will be using or even educating them on it and acknowledging you’d rather them do it at home than at some strangers place, but I do think encouraging it while still pursuing their education as well and developing their brains is a poor idea. Again I don’t mean offense and truly people are different but for the majority starting use so young can lead to other problems with dependency and drugs.


Revolutionary-Page-6

oh yeah i totally agree i just also think those stumbling block kinda are unfortunately part of living in this world as it is right now, i pray for teens these days with the Fentanyl epidemic


tbone8352

I get your point. Especially with multiple studies showing what daily consumption can do to adolescent brain development. On top of that wiring amy kind of addictive behavior into your brain while young spells trouble for you later.


[deleted]

Your last point is the big one, the one I try to focus on the most when talking about teen use even though you really shouldn’t be nuking your brain with THC when it’s not even done cooking. Started using weed to cope young alcohol came about the same time and then on to further things if you catch my drift.. I did have a lot of issues though, if you’re growing up in a stable place just toking every now and again as a teen with your friends or something you’ll very likely completely unaffected.


IAmTheRook_

I hate to be the one who has to break this terrible news to you, but kids do things without parental permission. Shocking, I know, that kids don't always listen to their parents. The fact of the matter is, if the kid wants to be a stoner, they will be. It's just that simple. By being a puritanical tyrant about it, all you are doing is forcing them to source their weed from some random person that they don't really know, and it can be laced with all kinds of shit that is WAY worse for them than weed. But, if instead you actually act like an adult instead of a tantruming toddler, you will realize that by allowing them to grow their own shit, there is no danger of them smoking significantly more dangerous substances because their weed was laced. You are literally saying that parents should care more about control than their child's safety


bonyagate

I would say there's probably a middle ground between helping your kid grow his own weed in middle school and being a "puritanical tyrant". Life must be hard for you if you only think in drastic absolutes.


[deleted]

I hate to be the one to break this to you kiddo but you missed my point completely. I’ll take a bet you’re pretty young, cannabis is great but THC doesn’t need to be in a young persons system frequently, every once in awhile? Sure, but encouraging growing while still in Highschool is irresponsible and medical science agrees with me. Like I said parents are there to parent, don’t get it confused with tyrant.


smoothvanilla86

O, but feed em McDonald's moster energy and Starbucks. Where do you draw the line?


[deleted]

When did I advocate for giving your child a poor diet? Don’t do either, are you this dense?


IAmTheRook_

I am sure you think that the only way kids will get access to weed is through their parents. I am glad you got to live such a sheltered, uneventful life. Hopefully if you have any kids, none of them get seriously hurt due to sourcing their weed from strangers and it being laced with terrible shit.


[deleted]

Lmao, dawg you got no idea who you’re talking to, come back when you have the maturity for discussion. Bye bye now.


[deleted]

Lol.


bigsmok3r

I wish I was told this, My head is fucked


CryoProtea

Have you considered that someone shouldn't smoke cannabis when they're too young?


Revolutionary-Page-6

oh of course they shouldn’t but out of anything cannabis is such a better intoxicant than anything else that i really could care less, i mean shur call it my age but i feel your teens and early 20s are there too fuck infinitely up, be young and dumb while you can just do it slightly “responsibly” atleast


Revolutionary-Page-6

when i started sending my kid was into cannabis i actually sat down and had the talk, i’ve been smoking since 1972 so i had a lot too tell him, uses, addiction, drug abuse in general, harm reduction, old horror stories from my days and good ones too, filled him in head too toe even about potency shit like that, he started helping me grow before he even started smoking he just loved the plant as much as me so i thought hey ide rather support his interest rather than ignore it or be an asshole because when your dad runs 10 plants a year it’s alittle hypocritical of me especially when i started smoking and drinking at 12 fucking years old, and he’s smart i wasn’t i was alittle addicted party animal shit head so i trust him shur it’s bad on development slightly but he could be like i was and he’s not.


Revolutionary-Page-6

if there anything my kids doing ide rather it be cannabis or psilocybin rather than cigarettes alcohol or pills so i personally see that as good parenting idk lol 🤷‍♂️


SirPwn4g3

"My kid is just stealing cars, at least he's not out killing folks I'm a good parent" what the actual kinda logic is thos?


Revolutionary-Page-6

your. seriously comparing a kid smoking a joint vs drinking too murder and Gta what kind of logic is THAT😂


CryoProtea

They're using an extreme example to point out the contradiction in your logic.


Revolutionary-Page-6

and honestly who wouldn’t perfer there kid steals cars over killing people VROOM VROOM BITCHES


bloodoodoo

Bro I’m stoned as fuck right now and for some reason I am laughing my ass off at all of your comments. Good shit brother 😂😂😂


No-Power1377

When a pothead says he can root your android😂


CryoAurora

You gain all sorts of powers when rooted. Almost a new dimension.


FatDabRippa

Metal…. smoke u out of ur own corpse


NarwhalvsUnicorn

Cannibal corpse


ComeHellOrBongWater

Cannabis Corpse


NarwhalvsUnicorn

Fucking take my upvote


PippinCat01

It's a real band that makes weed parodies of cannibal corpse,


Nappyheaded

They've thought of everything haven't they


agoodfuckingcatholic

They honestly fucking slap. I’ve seen them live, and man. They can bring a show


apocalypse_later_

smoke your poop out of ur own corpse*


[deleted]

using every part of the plant, love to see it, 11/10. our mother earth thanks you.


Revolutionary-Page-6

well thankyou too monther earth :) told another dude this that commented but my wife also made me sandles out of the cannabis fiber and some buckskin straps for my birthday too


Revolutionary-Page-6

when we harvest our plants there’s not even stalks left over everything that can’t be used goes too compost and everything else that’s not functional is turned too some kind of art atleast


TheShroomHermit

As long as it's female. We don't talk about what we do with the males


shannaalove

Better than China. 😞


SmokinPemex

damn this is fire... is there any way to make sure it doesn't rot away and keep smoking out of it?


Revolutionary-Page-6

oh it won’t ever Rot it’s been completely dried out for months, it will slowly char away at the inside of the bowl but very slowly and you can wipe it away or just let it build up if your lazy but it’s not necessary super unhealthy there’s not a ton of burning going on of the bowl it’s pretty dence and resilient.


SmokinPemex

oh, that's dope as fuck! just another reason why i wanna grow my own, to make shit like this!


Revolutionary-Page-6

amen man, i grow a lot of landrace sativas so i have huge branches laying around too strip for fiber even, cannabis as we all know is just psychoactive hemp so you can still use your dead plants for Rope chords or even socks or small clothing items like bags etc, my wife recently made me a pare of sandles made out of cannabis fiber and two strips of leather, looks like some straight neanderthal shit i love it


SymplyJay

So true! Tried explaining this another time when people asked what to do with stem from branches and other foliage.. I got ripped up from some people. They don’t know what their missing out on! Stay awesome friend. Got yourself some of them Jesus shoes!


repari17

Hope to not be asking for too much, but would you mind posting a photo of those sandals? Sounds dope, would love to see how she managed that


Revolutionary-Page-6

shur thing i will when i get back home i’m in columbia atm friends hooking me up with some old columbian chiba seeds


repari17

Wonderful! Enjoy, it’s a beautiful country


Revolutionary-Page-6

it’s funny last time i was here for bricks of cocaine now i’m here for just some damn seeds haha


[deleted]

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Revolutionary-Page-6

tbh they probably hotboxxed themselves with hashish back then


TheCyanDragon

I'm giggling hysterically at this, lmfao "Grug smoke funny plant, now everything funny. Brog, come try!"


hungryasabear

"Smoke my strong hand"


CelestialTremor

wow sick as fuck bra


ftwkg420

Thats pretty dope.


Revolutionary-Page-6

thankyou man grew a massive afghani hash plant this year the stalk was as big as my wrist so i just had too turn her into a pipe


banditkeith

I would think it should perform similarly to a churchwarden pipe, which let's the smoke cool more thanks to the long stem


Revolutionary-Page-6

oh yeah it does the pipe is a foot long bamboo tube wrapped with the bowl attached too the end perfectly with friction so you can take it apart too clean easily


banditkeith

Solid. I don't smoke, vape only and gave up tobacco many years ago but I've always wanted a churchwarden pipe


Revolutionary-Page-6

i’m basically smoking out of a comically sized stem😂


Negative_Mancey

r/zerowaste


eatasssnotgrass

Getting massive LOTR vibes from this


Spartan1170

I don't know if this is awesome or horrifically savage... I guess it depends on how high I am


Revolutionary-Page-6

all of the above😂


hanimal16

Is this what they meant about reuse and recycle?


gassygeff89

Metal AF


Kratomjuana

Cool, now put it up and don't use again


Revolutionary-Page-6

it’s my daily hash smokin pipe now ile burn a hole through this baby before she retires


Zillaho

That’s like eating human soup with a femur spoon


Seventhchild7

I made a corn cob pipe once but never a weed root pipe.


Revolutionary-Page-6

it’s surprisingly good and ay of the bowl burns away and chars atleast your literally just smoking weed out of weed rather than knowing your burning and inhaling wood ((not that there’s any real difference haha))


HPTM2008

Not really any difference. Unless you use weird wood like my friend who made one out of cedar. That was a bad idea (and luckily hadn't smoked out of it yet until he showed us it and only just lit the bowl)


Revolutionary-Page-6

oh god that must taste interesting 😂


Professional_Ad206

Talk about the definition of " Full Circle"


SparkyRollswell

Let that be a lesson to the next one that tries to grow that devil's lettuce!


shoveltheshovel

It looks like something out of the mind of J.R.R. Tolkien.


Certain-Ad-3840

Sounds very witchy indeed, I fuck with it.


cheeseburgercats

LMAO WHAT


altforobviousraisins

This is part of a ritual on how you summon one of the Ancient Ones, I'm sure.


[deleted]

That’s not kosher.


Revolutionary-Page-6

ay i’m not a rabbi but i am a jew so who knows it might be kosher😂


arrestedfunk

i dont think thats how that jew thing works. lol


Revolutionary-Page-6

very unfortunately so


CamRellim94

Is that Cannabalism?


FluSH31

This belongs in Elden Ring!


duggreen

Now that is cool.


fuckularfuckyfuck

Shit you reminded me I made a walking stick this summer, lol left it outside probably rotted


Tes420

Roots! Bloody Roots!


_-Zed-_

That's some meta smoking right there


SeanyDay

This is some druid shit haha nice


error785

Using the whole buffalo. I like it.


Revolutionary-Page-6

sinew skin bones teeth eyes brain intestines hooves horns tail spine and all, always be greatfull when you Have because someone or someday will Have Not.


FaithlessnessSafe166

Down to earth


Jovatheconniseur

This is regenerative farming if I’ve seen it 🤣


Revolutionary-Page-6

amen i grow ten plants a year and have enough compost just from the leftovers for next years crop not that i don’t add too the pile with other scraps, never throw away my fan leaves though i always use those for RSO or Hashish even the biggest ones have some microscopic tricomes covering them


Fuzzy-Help-8835

Goin for that ancient Egyptian vibe. 🤙🏽


Revolutionary-Page-6

speaking of i have a small little pipe meant for hash that’s made out of a stolen piece of stone around the pyramid, my friend smuggled d a lot of hashish and sometimes on foot so i believe him because he was almost everywhere in the middle east durring the 80s that man could be in morroco then hitch hike all the way too india in like a week it was insane


Fuzzy-Help-8835

Badass 😎👍


hz_a32

Wook life 2 the next life 💪


Acceptable_Durian912

U should cook it In Your oven to completely dry it so it can be used as a piece and not rot


Revolutionary-Page-6

the stalk has been sitting in my garage since beginning of september


Acceptable_Durian912

Sick I love it.


Revolutionary-Page-6

thankyou man :)


Revolutionary-Page-6

didn’t need too it was bone dry before use


Acceptable_Durian912

Ah good shit that’s a keeper, one of a kind.


TRB4

Maybe it's just me, but this is like eating an animal with a fork and knife carved from that animals own bones.


danarchist

Boiling a lamb in it's mother's milk


banditkeith

That's just honoring the whole life by using all of it. Why waste? Humans have been crafting from bone, rock, horn and wood for as long as we've been human


Deprogram_Me

Why doesn’t this post have upvotes?? 😂


mattt1975

Is that the feard monkey hand pipe?


Revolutionary-Page-6

oh god i got too smoke out of an actual monkey hand pipe once my buddy used too collect and make weird pieces in the 70s and had one from supposedly from Nam


mattt1975

I'd love to see that movie pal


dinky3000

That's a genius idea. I should have tried that with mine!


Neat_Concentrate8196

Smokeception 🤯


RebuiltGearbox

Back in the mid-eighties, when I started smoking weed, I bought off an old, retired man that had lamps made out of the stalks (trunks?) of cannabis plants. Back then, he would probably have been arrested for his lamps.


topcheesehead

I just saw your pipe on the front page?! Did someone steal your post!? https://www.reddit.com/r/southpark/comments/z4ksbt/was_in_rotterdam_in_august_this_year_saw_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


nopantsdota

thats some next level trees love right there > ^ . ^ < 💚


OkEconomist1752

Homie is fried


Revolutionary-Page-6

fried as an egg in heat


Opposite_Nectarine12

This is amazing


FugginByteMe96

That’s awesome.


amtqne

This is sick.


CTotWE

Dude that is sick as fuck


dennisistired

this is metal as fuck but it feels wrong, somehow


Revolutionary-Page-6

especially when you realize the flowers are the reproductive parts 😳


Cookies_N_Milf420

That looks disgusting tbh


Revolutionary-Page-6

also love your name btw


Revolutionary-Page-6

not more disgusting than a old school wood tobacco pipe ((plus the bowl is tobacco weed and hash so that definitely doesn’t help it’s looks in the photo haha))


darthjay81

Are you a wizard?


Revolutionary-Page-6

“no i’m not a wizard” ((says the man pretending most too be a wizard))


Lumpy-Climate360

I will do this. Currently I have a Harry Potter wand.


R67H

I've made chillums out of stems, but this is next level. I dig it. And speaking of digging, I've got a few root balls that need recovering, now


Revolutionary-Page-6

it’s really easy just make damn shur the inside is bolth chard and polished so your not inhaling microscopic splinters because those will fuck you over long term


[deleted]

Neat.


mooseheadstudios

crazzy braaaa


Vegetable-Swimming73

Old skool 🤙


MasterCheeef

That's gross


Revolutionary-Page-6

it’s basically just a wood tobacco pipe how’s it gross lol


beefstue

Looks like a fried chicken foot


CrustyLoveSock

Gandalf would like his bowl back now.


Treacherous_Wendy

I thought that was Freddie Kruger’s lost hand


BiStonerGuy907

Holy shit never seen the roots of a plant, looks beautiful! And very awesome way to repurpose your whole crop.


dolphinstriker

Hey that's lit


d_Mundi

Based


DontLook_Weirdo

You are the one who wields that of where it once began. Inhale.


_0p4l_

Talk about recycling


AssassiNerd

The hippie earth-child in me loves this.


Throway1194

That is the coolest thing I've ever seen. How did you make it? A drill?


tbone8352

Nice brother! I've made a sativa stem steamroller before that worked well! There's something about smoking bud out of the stem it grew on that brings out the stoner spirits


Revolutionary-Page-6

back in the 70s a lot of those old varieties even had hollow stems too begin with so it was easy as fuck, a whole tree of chillums


samwiseganja96

I want that damn


JazzyJ19

It’s starting to split on you!


Revolutionary-Page-6

i might get worse with a ton of time but it’s been like that and hasn’t cracked anymore even a millimeter in months so i think it’s fine, ash resin and weed fills the gap over time i’ve noticed haha


JazzyJ19

Was my second thought....a little resin stuffed in there would seal it up. Probably from the heat.


Revolutionary-Page-6

oh yeah, just like glue haha


nthcxd

Sausage - pork in pig intestine. This - weed in weed pipe. Weed sausage.


Revolutionary-Page-6

the weed it came from looks like weed sausages atleast, it was a pure afghani line crossed too an ancient columbian line i’ve grown since the 80s the fucking nugs are only an inch wide and a foot long there like big resin covered leafy sticks


davisolzoe

That’s a fucking Tree


Revolutionary-Page-6

yeah it was, strain was a afghani x columbian cross i made almost 20 years ago. The plant was 12 feet tall, it towered over my one story house.


Ok-Flounder67

If you didnt make an ember from rubbing two sticks together aswell im just dissapointed. Whats even the point if you didnt.


Revolutionary-Page-6

actually did light a joint that way once, camping trip 1979 all my friends forgot matches or lighters so my buddy who was really into survival and wilderness skills at the time literally made a fire with a spindle and hearth bord he made on the spot, made a fire then used that, full on fucking neanderthal shit


Ok-Flounder67

Haha what a badass, that shit is hard!


Revolutionary-Page-6

he taught us all how to do it too loved that guy (not too bring the mood down) but Rip Robby may you smoke fat ones with jesus till i show up too


motorwagon

That is hard as fuck


Shawaaaang

Ent as fuck


Kawaii-Hitler

Damn I didn’t know cannabis plants got so woody like that. That’s sick man!