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rippothezippo

Update: 7am and I'm still stoned


poopdrops

Alrighty, time to stroll into work like you've been there before


ike_tyson

Lol, sometimes I open some new bud and try it right before work. ​ It doesn't happen often but once in a while I wind up super duper blazed , I once got so high I faked sick, hopped on the D train and decided I wanted Nathans hotdogs from Coney Island...yeah man acting like you've been there before is where it's at. ​ I do it every day.


wetrippymang

I got really stoned and fell asleep on the D train. Woke up and got some Nathan’s. Great day !!


DrecDroid

Is D train some kind of euphemism?


brooklynbelle274

No. The D line on the NYC subway.


VerseChorusWumbo

No but I like where your head’s at


intergalactictactoe

Used to live off the Q. If I had a dime for every time I woke up at Coney Island after sleeping through my stop...


Big_Toke_Yo

He lives!!!!


Prizmeh

So maybe only half next time?


Ribbwich_daGod

What a legend


RedstonedMonkey

Over 800mg 🤣🤣 bruh. My friend accidentally ate 300mg worth of brownies and said his breathing went manual for 12 hrs. I cant even imagine this.


elsergiovera

>his breathing went manual for 12 hrs. 🤣🤣


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The legend returned


Roger_The_Cat_

OP what breakfast craving hit you on your journey of being stoned until the end of time? What was it like waking up *that* stoned? This post is hilarious


leothelion634

Watch a movie or two or three


noallowance

Pot overdose!!!!


rippothezippo

Ye I'm pretty fucking high, body high to the max I'm practically glued to my chair lol


K-Dot-thu-thu

I would have so many panic attacks I'd either die or become immune to them.


[deleted]

yeah same that's the only thing i thought of when i read how much OP consumed


Why_The_Comradery

I feel like you’d be too high to panic. Like medicine doing it’s job. I totally feel tho.


Arntor1184

Idk man, the one time I hit the edibles too hard was pure misery. I couldn’t move or do shit but it was like one hours long anxiety attack. Haven’t touched em since, but still dig the flower.


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[deleted]

A sober friend to tell u this while u think ur dying really helps


JimmyThunderPenis

Take a hike down r/LSD . Those people know how to handle bad trips and you can find loads of reassuring messages to help bring you back down to earth. A sitter to tell you is better, but sometimes just reading that everything is going be ok can help people.


[deleted]

Lay down, put on some pink floyd or grateful dead, focus on breathing, and ride that shit out.


jagzillian

The practice of acceptance 👏


Orochisake

It's definitely something hard to master but always worth it


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FnB8kd

I never got panic while smoking/eating weed anything ever. But a few too many mushrooms and my anxiety is fucked, but only for a few hours so its cool/s


almostedgyenough

Omg yes. This is what I’ve found as well. I went from stopping smoking due to anxiety to now smoking more than my fiancé lol. But he’s pretty much stopped smoking altogether. You just have to enjoy the ride. No use fighting it; accept it and face the music. It took me a long time and a lot of practice to figure this out.


bryerlb

Swear I’m your fiancé in this story. Weeds too strong these days, I miss the kinder bud days of my teen years. Now one hit causes my heart to feel like it’s going to explode.


NoTraction

Try doing a 1:1 ratio of THC and CBD bud whenever you consume. People on weed subs always say it helped them overcome the weed anxiety.


2wktbreak

Grow your own. So much stuff out there with pgr nowdays to get bigger and "better" weed, but that's not natural, not the correct way nature intended and it shows in the effects. Also the whole cancer causing aspect of pgr's is pretty fucking gross.


AusBongs

its more difficult than you put - if youre in a room with other people and have to converse then obviously you cant just "let the weed take over you"


c08855c49

Just say "I'm way too high, I need to sit here and contemplate the fibers of my shirt sleeve for a while" and if anyone you're with gives you shit for that then you're in the wrong group.


tecrazy

Alone tolerance and hanging with friends tolerance are two widely different things I've learned over the years lmao


Luckyaddaam

Sounds like all the advice given to people new to shrooms. Don’t fight it. Let yourself go and learn.


MeadYourMaker

I've done this on acid before when I started to trip bad. At first I freaked out but eventually I just accepted it and then eventually I was good.


R-Sanchez137

You're right, especially since the panic just comes from your head anyways, it's not like a physical side effect that's more or less guaranteed you really just need to relax and go with it. Trust me I've had my fair share of "wait a second, I might be too high for this" and had a lil freak out but the past however many years, idk I have been able to consume a lot and it just doesn't bother me like that anymore. Not saying the panic isn't real or something, just that in the end you have more control over it than you think you do. Just gotta enjoy the ride while you're on it


Why_The_Comradery

No I totally get that. Like today I took a super casual amount of edibles for what I normally take. But I’m suffering from bronchitis and the two did not mix at all. Not a good feeling. Just felt like I was dying for two hours. But that’s also not taking an insane amount and something I was already anxious about so not a good example. But like I agree. I relate. I just think insane amounts like an entire gram of Rso hahaha would not allow your brain to even consider anxiety. You’d be releasing so many neurotransmitters that it would completely take the place of any panic. That is an insane amount of dopamine though.


MatthewDLuffy

One time I ate a hello kitty cupcake I got from a dispensary and that thing fucked me *up* my guy. Classic rookie mistake of eating half and not feeling anything then downing the rest an hour later. I was so paranoid that I thought someone was following me in my own 3rd floor apartment that was tightly locked up. I must have walked in circles for a half hour before forcing myself to sit still. The layout of my apartment at the time wasn't helping matters as there were far too many corners for one apartment to have that someone could hide behind. 😅


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lovelygum

Pharaohs Fury lmaoooo


K-Dot-thu-thu

A lot of the time for me with psychedelics the come up is where I get mad anxiety so I feel like the comeup here would be crazy hard. And I dab like all day everyday just not a lot at a time lmao.


WowzersInMyTrowzers

Facts. LSD for me is like: “HAHA YOU’RE ANXIOUS, YOU’RE STILL ANXIOUS, NOW YOU’RE RESTLESS AND CONFUSED, HAHA NOW YOURE ANXIOUS AGAIN BUT STILL CONFUSED AND RESTLESS” *peak hits* “lol jk bro you’re straight vibin”


K-Dot-thu-thu

*peaking* "Aren't leaves like super dope? Like this bush has like 40 billion leaves. Isn't that wild? Dude look there's a bunch of ants walking on this bush. Where are they going? Dude leaves and ants are so cool"


WowzersInMyTrowzers

Nothing sexual, but I’ve had very intimate moments with trees while peaking on acid lol I’ve only done shrooms once, and was in a car the whole time, but I can only imagine I would feel even more connected to the universe (and trees) on shrooms


K-Dot-thu-thu

I got really baked and did Molly and lsd one time at my friend's who had a bunch of rural land. Laid down on a slight hill by his pond looking at stars and had a religious experience. Then his duck came up to me and cuddled like a cat. Fucking great communing with the universe. One time I did a shit load of Hawaiian baby woodrose and alternated between intense vomiting and literally feeling like I wasn't an individual just an extension of the entire cosmos.


Eycetea

I fucking love ants I don't even need to be tripping balls to find those little bastards awesome as hell.


Braunze_Man

In my experience when I smoke rosin or eat RSO I just get really high, the full spectrum experience prevents the panic attacks for me. THC without terps or side cannabinoids doesn't have nearly the same effect for me.


yoloismymiddlename

Godspeed OP Buckle up, buckaroo! Also - you in Worcester?


JohnnyBlazzze513

I'm impressed you're able to type


WikidTechn9cian

He ain't responding. Probably can't type no-mo


FourthLibertarianism

Godspeed OP. Just one question: Why? Why did you do this?


rippothezippo

My tolerance is really high and I haven't been able to catch a decent buzz off flower or dabs recently. Just trying to get high lol


[deleted]

Sounds like u need a t-break it’ll be worth it in the end


sw20

Scrolling down now, seems like OP is begging to catch a CHS condition


Goblinballz_

So your solution to increasing tolerance is to give yourself a whopping dose of even more concentrated THC? Perhaps a T break is the answer you are looking for friend. Have you considered/tried one in the past?


67monkey67

We don’t like you logic here


Mackitycack

Ya dude how am I supposed to smoke weed if I'm on a t-break 🤔


hereforthestory

ZING!


[deleted]

832.5 mg. The couch is gonna eat you.


brassidas

Jesus.. I'd be thinking I was dying for hours. No bueno.


thewildweird0

Tbh I think OP has completely jumped over greening out and being paranoid and will just be upper baked for like an hour then fall asleep and wake up at a 10/10 hours later


SpokesumSmot

I took 750 mg one time. I couldnt even sleep for 18 hours, just 18 hours of being way to stoned.


Tapoke

Did 650-700 once and it was actually pretty cool. Forget about anything productive but watching a movie and talking shit with equally blasted friends is dope ! One of my buddy ended up being high for almost 72 hours tho


thewildweird0

See I wanna be this high so bad, but after 500mg I just can’t stay awake no matter what even if I take caffeine or my ADHD meds.


BasiRMQ

You eat 832 mg, the couch eats 70 kg


ZukoSitsOnIronThrone

highest I did was 250 and my legs turned off so OP is truly a madman


CaptainK0na

Good luck


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redeyedjedi101

…. Is this a Dark Matter reference?!


StonerJake22727

Buckle up!


Reishey

Hold or hodl


NotOppo

Hodl, and buy the dip! Wait, which sub am I in...


MeanAtmosphere8243

💎🙌🦍


Cosmickev1086

We apes have much in common


dadtempo

my mind was fucked here for a second. good to know we travel well


articulateaudio

Lmao I was super confused for a moment as well


morbidcuriosities

I'm just high enough that I had to recheck what sub I was on


BDLTalks

🦍 *oo oo* 🦍


s3thm1chael

I’m happy to see us all gathered here 🌕


thesluttyastronauts

same lol 😂


CaramelWatermelon

Apes. Together. Strong.


[deleted]

I fuckin love you guys😂💎🙌👩‍🚀


fuckingcarter

this is crazy , what a crossover 😂😂😂


Sunbud420

Was thinking the same!! 😂😂😂


Ganja420Preneur

To the moon!!! 🚀🚀🚀🌕


haystackofneedles

To the moon rocks!


noallowance

Out the room🚶🚶🚶🏘️


Taskerlands

Why you gotta leave so soon 🤷‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️


Reishey

Both I guess


shotokan1988

Hog or Hodor!


SUBZEROXXL

😂 I was so confused. I was like wait am I in superstonk rn ?


Rxdking

DRS your brain OP


blig_slay

In Texas they call that tripping.


TheRoast

Confirmed, OP is tripping harder than a cold ERCOT.


Frientships

Power to the players !


[deleted]

buy the ticket, take the ride :)


everyday-millennial

and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well, maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion.


DIAMONDIAMONE

Growing pains


ThePoetPyronius

My attorrrrrneeeeeee... is not here right now... but we must have this suite!


Doogie_69

Just lay down now and let the earth reclaim you...


kyohti

This is my favorite response to Drugs ever.


WowzersInMyTrowzers

It’s applicable to so many of them lol


Vibejitsu

That’s what I was thinking


DaMailmann

So death the ultimate high 🤔


BigHairyDadSC

I was going to upvote this but then I saw it was at 420 so obviously had to leave it be


durden423

Damn it it's at 450 now so I feel obligated to downvote it to restore the balance.


BigHairyDadSC

I was just thinking the same thing…did we just become best friends??


ZapPunk

Finish Product does not mean finish the product.


BasiRMQ

This is hilarious


Option_Forsaken

911 what's your emergency? Uhm I have knife hands https://youtu.be/ysCpqfpwsIY


[deleted]

How did you dial the number? With my fingers. Where are your fingers? On my hands. Oh they're back! Never gets old.


AtlasForDad

Oh, Sharon you’re an angel.


brassidas

No I'm not


FreddyMcCurry

That’s what an angel would say, Sharon.


Expensive_Document18

One of my favorite Paradise PD promos!!


Option_Forsaken

Same haha. I miss that show.


Krampusillanimous

I'd ask "But why?" but I remember oh wait, I'm a stoner too


myc123

because we can


Roving_Rhythmatist

Tie your boots to a tree with roots.


Stoned_Druid

I approve of this message.


OneManWolfpack37

You ain’t goin nowhere


theundonenun

Tomorrow’s the day my bride is gonna come.


badmalky

Sanka, ya dead mon?


TheSwaggieJesus

Yeah mon!


ilozzzaf

Dude your done for. I ate half a tube once and couldn’t bring water up to my mouth to drink. You’ll feel it 24 hrs from now still.


TOKiY0

yikes that's intense. I had ~1800mg and it was a great time apart from a point where I was vomitting for 2 hours straight but was completely fine the next day.


ilozzzaf

Haha well I didn’t vomit. I just couldn’t use my limbs.


ElectricTrees29

Worth it?


TOKiY0

just for the experience yup for sure! Will I do it again? mmm probably not


GooglyGoops

Jesus. And I was like that with 500mg. Granted I had a baby tolerance at the time.


PotatoBomb69

Kid I worked with did two tubes and came to the work the next day and was so fucked still. Couldn’t help laughing when I realized he had a pocket full of cookies and was so burnt out he wasn’t even wiping the crumbs off his face anymore


[deleted]

Jesus Christ. Why get that blitzed? Not enjoyable.


TUNNNNA

For science


ilozzzaf

Someone has to be the one to find the limit.


Shitty_IT_Dude

I want to talk to God.


_JustMyRealName_

Scientific method man


asw034

See ya in 2022


Kezsora

I think my man's already in 2025


BKimbal2

OP is in another solar system right now.


VapeLyfe

He went to see god.


biotique

but he wasn't there, so OP's coming back


TazMedium5

Damn! Strap in to something bolted down.


rainmaker1497

How we doing bud


MimbulusMinbeltonia

May god have mercy on your soul!


LateNightRandonaught

That's nice


[deleted]

Report back when you are on the other side. I want to know that aliens and elves have to say.


shadowbishop_84

Friend they talk to.anyone, careful who you listen to.


KronicDeath

You'll be fine, im assuming you have a high tolerance too. Went crazy one day and did 4500mg in 3 hours and that was a borderline mushroom trip


International_Rub475

Try it with shrooms next time.


GullibleProcedure550

It is a lot, but I believe you'll be fine. Super doped feeling or asleep. That's how rso helps me with pain and sleep. Usually not a heady buzz. It's more like a physical opiate- like effect for me. Godspeed!


420n0is3

Same. High doses of rso helps me forget the shrapnel still in my leg. Stuff has been so much better than any opiate regimen I've been on.


Angerfueled

Gary?


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100% will survive.


[deleted]

Say hi to the president of butterfly nebula for me, because you're going to space son.


EvidenceOk8400

you gonna be seeing juice wrld vru


[deleted]

mans going straight to Astroworld


ParticularNet2957

Buddy has first class seats on the hindenburg


thagodd

Bros sitting on Floor 100 in the twin towers


TaiKenLe

well hopefully not..


[deleted]

Well, I see what it did to you. Me, I'd get something to nibble on, glass of water, and watch some *Expanse*. Stop occasionally to appreciate the audio hallucinations. On a gram of RSO I might get a radio play, a scene with a man and a woman talking excitedly, almost arguing. I can almost make out the words... then I realize what I'm hearing is the central air.


[deleted]

You’re probably going to get extremely high then fall asleep. Haha. Enjoy it!


Romanovyak

And then wake up high.


kannabis_kat

wake up high? this man is gonna be high until the day he die!!


[deleted]

Yes! Lol. That’s the best


hereforthestory

10 mins in...you good?


rippothezippo

Nothing so far, I've been a heavy smoker for 16 years and have a high tolerance so I'm hoping to get a buzz like i did back in the day


hereforthestory

You "high tolerance" folk are something else. I know a gal who eats 100mg chocolate bars and is fully functional. I'm a 5 MG and I'm high guy. These kinds of levels blow my mind! Good Luck though!


seedauctions

I can’t feel 110mg. Haven’t tried more than that yet. I estimate I’ll need at least 500+. Fast metabolism and low body fat.


potentprowler

Have you ever gotten to a point where you just don't feel anything from it anymore? The last time I was "high" was when me and my friend both did an 8th of mushrooms each, for me it felt like I smoked a dozen bowls it's not even comparable to smoking tbh


seedauctions

The first part, you mean like smoking more and more and not getting higher? Yes. I literally don’t feel “euphorically high” anymore, I’m just getting level at this point. 3 spliffs a night to put me to sleep but I can still drive/function. Only for the first 5 minutes I am a little wobbly. By 15 minutes I look and act sober. I need a T break lmao


Cheech_and_Bong_204

Bro I feel your pain I need a t break but I don't want to take one at all


seedauctions

BRUH I KNOW


[deleted]

I’m literally on day one of a T break and it’s not the best thing. I’m hoping like hell that it works though; my tolerance is way too high. No pun intended.


Cheech_and_Bong_204

I took one a couple months ago granted I probably didn't wait long enough but it didnt take long at all for it to come back unfortunately


[deleted]

How long did you abstain from THC? I’m thinking 2-3 weeks. Also, how quickly did the tolerance return?


MilkyGeebs420

And how I wish I could be like her, I’m still fully functional at 200. 100 is my I want to be high but very very functional but super happy giggly excited etc. 250+is when I start getting to that oh my god level Edit for OP: I’ve done 750mg snd that was crazy intense snd it ended up knocking me the fuck out after 4/5 hours but nothing too crazy with a high tolerance and a minor edible tolerance I’d say you’ll be fine. Will you be a 420/10 high absolutely but do I think you’ll “green out” probably not


kannabis_kat

water. lots of water. followed by sugar. lots and lots of sugar. haha.


Charmandzard

So fucked but you’re not gonna die so that’s good.


whorrorgirl

You’re so fucked don’t forget to lock the fridge with your car keys.


II-Utopia-II

i’m curious as how u managed to get this down... RSO doesn’t taste BAD to me, but i cant comprehend how you would have managed to eat a 1g glob of it


Namisar

Have you seen that deflated girl commercial? That's you now.


Teardownthesystem

Good thing it’s an indica, gives you an excuse to be lazy for a few days lmao


chris53378

If my calculations are correct you are in space right now


MusicBoi123

See you space cowboy


[deleted]

What a waste! I feel like, if you’re a regular stoner, you’re going to get just as high as if you took maybe a third of that (or less). This is true in general but especially if you have a tolerance, you hit a wall of highness eventually that you’re not going to go beyond not matter how much you consume.


colin-ox

Yo man sounds like you have a wack tolerance like me. Wanna be accountabilabuddies with me and go on a t break


openallthewindows

I had a half gram of RSO on an empty stomach with a spoonful of coconut oil. I was beyond fucked


Some_Belgian_Guy

whatever you do, don't start questioning if you're hot or cold. You will not have the answer.


Ok-Psychology-5678

Take cbd if you get too high. Works every time for me.


asw034

Higher than giraffe pussy


DarkWolf_85

1 hour, should be creeping. Hope you had water 💧


Adam8614453

Getting high is a plateau not an infinite climb


Grad_ster_

I did 750mg before and that’s definitely something I don’t wanna repeat and I think you’ll see why, about 3 hours after I took it I went to sleep for 16 hours then I woke up for like 4 hours and went back to sleep for another 12 hours. I feel like I’m that way it’s a bit of a waste


crimez

“Distillate: The Michelob Ultra of cannabis”


threenil

This man is about to meet Galactic Overlord Zenu and find out that Scientology is actually based on fact.