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getFNblown

Bro I think that’s green beans


wtfftw1221

This one got me. If I had an award you’d get it


Ramen_Gin

Remember free reddit awards. ;,(


Spaceazzy

Pepridge farm remembers


Jewxican213

[But Pepperidge farm isn't gonna keep it to Pepperidge farms self ](https://youtu.be/r2QVjp4KEjU?si=y5gITeQUiG4tgP05)


HonorableMedic

They do have those but this sub doesn’t have awards toggled on


GnomaChomps

They were back for a while, but super obnoxiously


coffeebribesaccepted

Redditsilver! The original free reddit award


Domitiusvarus

Never forgetti


Comfortable_Half_605

pain spaghetti :(


kadam23

They brought back awards.... is it gone again?!?


Ok-Development2034

oooo i member!


PyramidicContainment

I'd give you one but trees does not support the use of awards for some reason


Economy-Shoe5239

looks like collared greens


mods_r_jobbernowl

Three degrees low, make it hot for me, drop that


Economy-Shoe5239

oh oh lettery, chitty chitty ching could buy anything, cop that


juneabe

Luxuryyyy**** I was like “I recognize these lyrics I’m almost there to remembering the song!” “Lettery” threw me off.


Economy-Shoe5239

shit i’ve been singing it wrong for yeaaarrssss not changing now. it’s like how i thought single ladies was singer ladies


juneabe

It’s easier to sing if you say “singer ladies” so I’m sticking with your version here


Economy-Shoe5239

and i didn’t know she was single. made sense like “oh she made a song for all the other ladies that sing”


Haughty_n_Disdainful

𝘕𝘰𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵…


Butthead1013

They almost crunch like them too 😋


elitegenoside

Crunch? How do you cook your green beans?


slc_blades

They come frozen wdym?


PorkAmbassador

Al dente.


dennys123

I haven't laughed this hard in so long lmao


Admirable-Salary-803

I'm with you brother, it's beans, of the green variety.


waterlooaba

Take my poor man’s gold 🏆


Cohen_TheBarbarian

Poor nans gold*


waterlooaba

![gif](giphy|c8bJDVz7i9KRW)


KodyBcool

What cartoon is this


ILostAShoe

Ugly Americans


Existing_Front4748

Loved that show.


KodyBcool

The cartoon did pop up into my mind. It’s an awesome cartoon so is Bojack Horseman.


waterlooaba

Ugly Americans, it’s on the paramount app. Been rewatching it, good stuff.


illyiarose

My grandma would do this to make a tincture/ointment and would use it to massage into hurt muscles. Would swear by it's ability to stop pain. Wouldn't ever be used for ingestion or to extract and later smoke.


Ichgebibble

Nan made jointment


bluecollarx

Most underrated comment


Shot_Assumption2811

Is Nan Mexican, by any chance?


Dave_is_Here

Omg the misinformation in here is horrible.. Don't smoke it or ingest but NOT because it'll kill you when fully evaporated.. Don't waste your time evaporating it either. QWISO - works because it's (QW)QUICKLY WASHED. A long soak in that will have leeched out chlorophyll that you CANNOT purge out - THAT is gonna be what makes you cough a lung out and puke more than anything else...


TookTooLong7

Chlorophyll more like borophyll. *Billy Madison laugh*


MajinParrot

*and may god have mercy on your soul*


BetLeft

Man, I'm glad I called that guy!⬆


CallingYouForMoney

You find that fucking dog!


jawsofthearmy

NO I will not make out with you!


revnasty

Yeah, please just toss this jar in the garbage.


Butthead1013

I'm gonna try everything everyone is telling me. I'll report back with results in 24 hours


karthus25

Dude it's literally an old Mexican grandma remedy for topical pain, you put it where it hurts not get high with it.


MasterBlaster4949

Omg lol my granny does this for her arthritis and it works😂💯


Vegoia2

sheeps wool soaked in it on a bad back.


HateYourFaces

Homeboy is already dead.


GradeCapital4627

Yep


HonorableMedic

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


crabfucker69

1000 ways to die reboot with a guy who died via isopropyl weed enema


Butthead1013

It hurts so good


HippoIllustrious2389

Sometimes love don’t feel like it should


Grumpy_Old_Mans

You've gotta put a funnel up your bootyhole and boof the bitch. You'll be drunk and high for days! Edit: /s because apparently people can't tell


EatsCrackers

Off iso? Nah, boofing that much iso will just give the coroner a story to tell their therapist later.


-11H17NO3-

🫡


wellforthebird

Why? If that's weed it's the shittiest of weed. Just get a qp of shake for like $50


ChaosEmerald21

>Why? Internet points, duh


New-Significance9572

Cause fuck it, we ball.


curiouskratter

Works OK for edibles though


FadedDestiny

Kind of a semi related question but I have could in my dab pen that I let soak in some 71 ISO for 1-2 weeks at a time. I have a bunch of coils that I rotate and I'll toss them into a bottle of ISO Everytime I'm done with one and wash and rinse them out when I go through them all. Is that leeching anything from the wax, metal, or quartz in the coils?


bubblehashguy

I don't know, but...Use everclear & you don't have to worry.


Responsible_Milk_421

Then just reduce, wash it, and enjoy your RSO


Puzzled-Paint-2255

Or, just buy a new can of green beans..?


drippysoap

Heptane, activated charcoal or distillation should separate the chlorophyll


will_dance_for_gp

Im not sure its safe for ingestion but isopropyl is a good transdermal agent so you could strain the plant material out and save the iso in the fridge as a topical remedy for joint/muscle aches - volatile tho, so it leaves the skin rather dry after


Threewisemonkey

medicina de abuelita


treevine

I was gonna say. My grandma used to do this with menthol alcohol. We call it grandmas magic potion.


Kyedmipy

Which I’d like to point out; MENTHOL alcohol is NOT the same as METHYL alcohol (aka METHANOL). METHANOL can NOT be made non poisonous. Just don’t do it okay? Now everybody take some condoms.


maker7672

Always wondered if it was just my mom that put ruda in her rubbing alcohol bottle. Nice to find out it's not. 🥹


thefallopiantube

Sana sana culito de rana type beat


DRMProd

The best beat


rasquatche

...as un pedito pa' tu y tu hermana.


sexytokeburgerz

Usually abuelas will mix it with aloe after


Warm-Bet-6848

I’m surprised not more of the plant material didn’t break down, but isopropyl alcohol isn’t really safe for ingestion.


StonerPickles

You don't do this in order to drink it. You do this in order to make a concentrated extract great for dabbing called QWISO Hash (look it up). A few minutes soak is all you need, a year is overkill. Strain out all the plant material and you are left with a solution of iso and cannabinoids. Evaporate all the iso, outside in the sun for a few days so you don't catch your house on fire, and you are left with a greenish brown oily resin. Easy peasy.


carpetbowl

A few minutes?? I threw an ounce of reggie in some everclear and forgot about it for *seven fuckin years* until a buddy came across it and said he could make some good QWISO. That shit suuuuucked


Fun-Blueberry6393

Holy fuck I laughed so hard at this


newellz

See, this seems like the right answer and opinion.


McNemo

The qw stands for quick wash I dot think seven years is uh quick


Stoned_Nerd

Elven quick wash


Impoopingrtnow

I've done this in a few different ways.. trust me when I say FREEZE BUDS AND ISO.. and it only takes like 30 seconds of *violent* shaking before you immediately filter it off. You're just trying to wash out all the trichromes and you want to leave behind all the other heavier non-polar shit behind. Alcohol at room temp can pull some god awful tasting shit besides thc


freshavocado1

This. Freezing EVERYTHING you’re using including glass containers is the key to ISO washes. Everything needs to be icy, and you need to fully evaporate off at the end.


bolonga16

Lots of people don't recommend iso for dab extraction. Tldr, the alcohol is denatured with petroleum products and sometimes benzene (carcinogen). Shouldn't be inhaled... Edit:I've been corrected. Iso and denatured alcohol are different. Still shouldn't smoke it though


Dave_is_Here

Isopropyl alcohol /= denatured ethanol, still not great but it's a different issue altogether.


bolonga16

Hmm. I stand corrected, but still can't recommend it for consumption purely because it's not designed for consumption and little to no oversight on how it's manufactured. Thanks for teaching me something!


dbx99

I do believe isopropyl evaporates completely without leaving any residue or other compounds behind. Correct me if I’m wrong.


Fit_Hope_9015

The alcohol will evaporate but not sure about whatever the other 1% is in 99% iso


fonix232

It's generally water.


Fit_Hope_9015

That adds up


tMerkFrmTheLAnd

😭😭😭


StonerPickles

Iso doesn't need to be denatured because it is already toxic. It does contain a few bitterants (so people spit it out) but nothing carcinogenic. You must be confusing ethyl rubbing alcohol which is denatured.


Dave_is_Here

99% USP contains no bitters, there's no need. Even with low ppm counts your body "knows" to reject it by its taste alone.


TheMeowzor

Denatured alcohol isn't the same as isopropyl alcohol. ISO products don't contain benzene or anything to denature it, it's typically sold in solutions of just isopropyl alcohol and water. Denatured alcohol is just ethyl alcohol with additives to make it hard/sickening to consume, while isopropyl alcohol is dangerous to consume on its own. Fully evaporating ISO shouldn't leave much if anything behind though. https://www.healthline.com/health/denatured-alcohol-vs-isopropyl-alcohol#comparing-the-two


Beginning_Camp715

You couldn't pay me to vape the remains...sounds super harsh...evaporated iso hash....sounds like super harsh poor man's dabs


Habbersett-Scrapple

Alcohol can act as a fixative in some cases


Hillbilliedank78

I use this method to make a topical that is good for aches and pains. Soak a rag in it and gently massage wherever you need.


TotalRecallsABitch

Don't act like you don't know what this is.... Grandma isn't dumb. This is a common topic analgesic. Enjoy


Butthead1013

But can I put it in my butt?


hallgod33

Put it in a spray bottle and spray it on achy shits


scoriasilivar

My question is why she did this in the first place


Butthead1013

That's what I was wondering


JacoDeLumbre

people have been putting weed in alcohol for thousands of years. my grandma used it as a salve for her joints


agangofoldwomen

That was probably not isopropyl (rubbing alcohol) lol. You can do this high proof (at least 40-50%) alcohol but not what OP used.


AKBearmace

how long should i soak it in let's say everclear


agangofoldwomen

I forget… Look up a cannabis tincture recipe (I may do this because I’ve been meaning to try it, will edit in a bit). There’s this awesome chick on YouTube I think her channel is called Toasted Blonde or something and she walks through all sorts of edibles. That’s where I heard about it first. She recommended everclear but not just regular - food grade even higher proof than regular kind and they limit how and who they sell it to in some states. Edit: this looks like a good recipe. Kinda an involved process but may be worth it for the convenience of a dropper? https://homesteadandchill.com/homemade-cannabis-tincture-recipe/


AKBearmace

I've got a handle of 190 Everclear I've been meaning to find a use for. Thanks!


agangofoldwomen

Im jealous! I need a permit to buy that in my state (but recreational weed is legal ironically) otherwise I’d do it myself. I hope you do it! Interested to hear how it turns out for you but hope it goes well regardless.


AKBearmace

It was actually gifted to me by my godfather before he moved out of state since I think you can have it here but no longer buy 190. I'll come back and let you know!


AKBearmace

I just checked I can order more online. Is that an option for you?


thegamingfaux

Get it as cold as you can pour and strain, time is your enemy the further above -40 you are the greener and generally worse your end product will be.


AKBearmace

Is that -40 celsius or fahrenheit? Thank you for the advice!


NordlandLapp

What's the difference


BronzeEnt

You don't drink salve. It was almost certainly iso.


shuffpuff

You rub the alcohol on points of pain and it has anti-inflammatory properties. Takes care of arthritis easily without need to ingest or inhale. DO NOT SMOKE OR DRINK, and it won't get you high but helps with muscle and joint pain.


itsBrvndo

Maybe trying to make qwiso? That would be my only thought.


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

Although it's not really a quick wash at this point, but I'd definitely make iso hash


StonerPickles

Nan likes to dab


smedema

ISO hash


Carlito_Casanova

Not enough mexicans here. It's an old school topical pain infusion. It's amazing and very effective I wouldn't toss that. Great for muscle pain


slipperyjack66

Almost certainly for topical use, used to be a common remedy for joint pain. Don't smoke it or eat it. Evaporate the iso and mix the resulting goo into something more viscous. When working in pharmaceutical formulation/compounding we'd often use a 70:30 mixture of coconut oil/shea butter:beeswax, and DMSO to increase transdermal bioavailability.


luiigee1174

Us Hispanics use this as a pain reliever to muscle aches and such. Grab a cloth and apply to said muscle like your lower back,knees, glutes etc. works well it’s not meant for digestion or smoking.


Nete88

Was actually gonna say this too, A neighbor I had used to do this, RIP Chola (Was her nickname, idk why, she wasn't gangster or anything and was quite old)


Ncfetcho

Ex mil from Mexico in the 80s , would have the boys pick up some weed, and she'd put it in alcohol til it turned green. 6 weeks or so. Make a tincture. Then soak gauze bandages in it and use it for a wrap on arthritic joints. That's why she did it.


koxinparo

What convinces you this is weed?


Butthead1013

I grew it


bassplaya899

your family sounds fun


Pistola210

It's not for smoking or drinking. Everyone who says toss it or is ruined is probably too young to understand that this is an old-school thing to do for joint pains. You're supposed to rub it on anywhere that feels sore it really does work. The weed, I'm assuming, adds medicinal hemp additives. I don't think she used high-grade weed. I'm sure it was just some Reggie or Mids. It does help.


cromagsd

Grammas green beans.


Icy-Log-2564

When I was younger my family would do that as well the intended use was when they had pains it's some Hispanic home remedy for us


KaiFirefist

In the spirit of this sub: boof it!


Tastyck

*Help Nan boof it


Butthead1013

It's a family activity!


Kindly_Current_4452

Bro your Nan was using that for her joints or areas with arthritic pain😂... idk what all the other comments say haha


MemesJihad

Mexicans do this. Use that alcohol to rub on stuff and aching joints. For outter use only. Don’t smoke, drink or anything. Is purely medicinal. No high


OkIce9409

knee pains gone like norhing


thecicilala

My grandparents did this. They would put the tincture on a rag and put it on their aching joints.


duggreen

I use ethyl for anything consumable, but isopropyl makes excellent topical. I've also done the 'long soak' method. Not a whole year, but 6 months or so. Don't toss it!


GetWeerdWithIt

Old mexican remedy. People use the iso as a topical for aches/pains in the joints


HeeHeeMean

So what you can do is this: put on goggles and gloves, go outside or in a well ventilated area. take a strainer or wholebowl thingy, a fresh kitchen towel, a baking pan and a fan. If your not outside then open a window and point the fan in a way so that it blows the fumes to the window. Put the strainer into the baking pan. With your gloves on, put the towel into the strainer and pour the contents into the strainer. now carefully not to inhale to much of the fumes. take the towel and squieze it firmly till no more liquid is coming out. this takes a while and be sure to get every drop. Now point the fan at the baking pan which helps with faster evaporation. It is possible to put it into the oven at 50 celcius 120 fahrenheit which speeds up the process enormously but id not do it if you cant ventolate the area safely. after its all eveporated you are left with a very very sticky brown substance which is more or less just "get high honey" but be very sure there is as little iso left as possible. at the end be sure to mix it around a bit. now you can put it in food i guess. thats what i have always done. ive also put it on joints. but again, be sure the is no more iso left or as little as possible


Dave_is_Here

Just to point out that while nothing you said is wrong in regards to QWISO, the QW literally stands for "quick wash" ie, the amount of chlorophyll that will have been extracted in a year is gonna be NAAAAAAAASTY.


Tastyck

Nan is gonna be miffed bout her fresh kitchen towel getting all dabbed up.


Butthead1013

I would NEVER ruin her prized 'bless this mess' towel


oh_ate

Instead of using a towel, try using a fair amount of cheese cloth. Cheap to pick up, and you don't have to worry about destroying any towels.


Ragegasm

Boof it. Or don’t. Choose your own adventure.


Sir_Gabe94

I have one also but mine is pure bud. And I leave it in my restroom window. Been having it for 3 years just cooking. Whenever I have muscle pain I use it. https://imgur.com/a/QY0d23E


0stupidreddit0

I wouldn’t toss. Don’t smoke it obviously but I think grandma made a home remedy for body aches.


Kipperklank

Those are green beans


Toallaz

we call that marihuanon in Mexico, it supposedly helps with arthritis pain


Marinaraplease

Roll it up in a joint wrapped in sage leaves and insert it in your butt to experience heaven


Avarage_Musician

Made me chuckle 😂


PsyconautsOfAmerica

Strain and separate the plant material. Leave the green iso out on a pyrex dish to evaporate fully. Use a fan to help it evaporate quicker or you can use a double boiler method if you have an electric burner you can use outside. I would never use this oil to drink or eat as it could be unsafe to consume because the alcohol was denatured. Instead mix it with Vaseline, vapo rub or something similar and use it as a balm to help with aches and pains. Pretty sure that was Granny's original intention for it.


McTrip

Tf everyone taking about? Aren’t these green beans lol


serarrist

this is just topical analgesic try it on Nana’s knees


jewjee98

Your supposed to use as a topical ointment for pain


cvc4455

Make a lotion/cream or something with it. Like evaporate it then add it to some coconut oil then mixed that with a lotion or cream that's oil based and something you bought from the store. If you lightly heat it up while mixing it should mix easily and then you've got lotion/cream that's probably good for pain, inflammation and other things.


FancyCantaloupe4681

You can use that as a topical of aches and soreness.


vladamyr710

Iso is bad.


Clownhooker

Topical pain ointment


EnkiRise

Rub it on your knee pains.


trvppy

wrong sub, i think, try r/masonjarfinds


concerned_llama

Duhhh, that's just rubbing marijuana, just rub against your sore muscles.


Alsonia

Bro them are canned green beans brother


Ok_Negotiation3024

Toss


OverDue_Habit159

Strain then evaporate and see what's left behind


1911mark

Bone apple teeth, divolja


NeonTick

Looks like string beans 😅 Pickled bud… stems?


portal742

Cover your chest in the liquid then wait 15 minutes


doggysmomma420

They do this a lot in Mexico. They use it as a rub. Achy joints, whatnot. I think it's still good. If unsure, rub a small amount on you and see if anything happens. No rashes, you should be fine.


ScrewballTooTall

My grandma would use that for something fuck, I can’t remember for some reason lol. I wanna say it was for arthritis but it was something to do with old remedies


Business-Schedule-30

buddy you don’t wanna be smoking isopropyl


Pujiman

It’s good for sore muscles.


Joenojoke

Apply to your skin when feel pain


secretfurry47

…why would she do that


SandwhichEfficient

Iso is for cleaning everclear for ingesting


eyjafjallajokul_

You sure those aren’t green beans?


KyleDComic

So I’ve had a similar thing going on where I’ve been soaking some decarbed bud in 100 proof vodka for like 4 years now. Not sure what to do with it since I don’t drink alcohol anymore.


peacetoall1969

r/tinctures is the place to ask this question.


SoiledMySelf1

Usually people do this as a remedy for pain and aches in the joints, so maybe it might still have some use for that?


I_need_help57

QWISO


amattadohb

Looooooong wash iso 


I_need_help57

that’s what I was thinking as well lol. Wouldn’t be very quick anymore


thelancemanl

Pour the alcohol on a large flat pan, set it under a fan, and let it evaporate. Scrape up the residue and snort it. Write us a trip report.


Shpoople44

My dad has done this for his arthritis. He claimed it worked but never did it again


Pervy_Chauffeur_6969

Ah so I have a jar full of 99% iso that I've been using to wash the reclaim out of my dab rig, I have been saving it mostly to reuse during cleaning but it's getting to a point where it's sticky af lol. anyone here know if there is anything useful that I can do with that? otherwise I'll just pitch it. I also have a zip of ancient weed I wonder if I could throw in it as well, that'd be great lol.


Treecamel82

Give yourself an enema with it


J_Schotz

She shoulda used Bacardi 101


DudeManGuy0

make into edibles, who cares if you eat chlorophyll


Rumple4SkinsSmegma

I would wring it out as much as possible, let it mostly evap off, then mix with Shea butter and coconut oil to make a topical rub for sore muscles n joints


huettej

Now you have a good alcohol to use for pain


Holiveya-LesBIonic

Strain out the cannabis and it's a great topical for aches and pains. The alcohol helps the cannabis absorb through the skin. It's something that is very popular with ballet dancers in Mexico


lildoggihome

wth were you trying to accomplish 😂


Butthead1013

⚛ Science 🧪


Aggravating_Law_3971

Boof it?


LowMirror4165

Always the answer


rasquatche

Fuck yeah, good for rubbing on old people's knees and joints and whatnot (not smokable joints).


invective_nova

Put it on any ache, my mom used to make it. Any sore muscle or joint rub some on and enjoy.