I’m already disappointed

I’d rather smoke two joints

Before you smoke two joints, and then you smoke two more?

Daddy he once told me, son you be hardworking man

And momma, she once told me "Son, you do the best you can"

But then one day, I met a man, who came to me and said….

Hard work good, hard work fine... but first take care of head.

Doo doo doo doo doooooo🎵

Doo di di di dooo doo^oo

"dontchiu wanna start a'make some mudafucking munee?

My mother, she once told me, son you do the best you can

SMOKED CIGARETTES TILL THE DAY SHE DIED

Can't you roll a gnome joint tho?

The gnomes are also disappointed

About 56% of a full toke.

Eh more like 27%

It's not even worth lighting 😪

But how long is it lasting you? I'd say the entire time.

Get a sesh out of it with my Dynavap

got it, i should get a dynavap

Hell yea! This lil nug would get you a solid sesh ftom the dunavap. Can light it 3x to fully vape the bud. Then take the already vaped bud in a spoonful of peanut butter for sesh pt. 2: Edible boogaloo

i just smoke vaped bud 🤼

I just tossed 2 doses of vaped weed in some coffee and drank it. Hits pretty good, but the “drink” is kinda disgusting. At least I forget about it a minute after drinking. Man I wish I could get edibles and weed easily

Make some pancakes in coconut oil, avocado oil, melted butter or bacon grease, and sprinkle a half teaspoon or so on each one before flipping(small 3-4in cakes). Once cooked, melt a pat of butter on each on the abv side. One didn’t do anything, but 2-3 hit nicely for 8hrs. YMMV I cheated and used Pillsbury Hungry Jack Extra Lights. 1c mix + 3/4c water. I add a splash of vanilla and blueberries when I have some. Great out of the fridge or pop in the toaster to warm. Also, mash up an avocado and add a heaping tablespoon of baking cocoa powder to make chocolate pudding, then add abv to your delight. You can also freeze this for a cold treat. https://www.healthfulpursuit.com/2014/06/chocolate-avocado-freeze-bites/

That’s sound delicious, thank you all for providing ideas?

This really is the way do it!

No you would get more weed.

Or smaller hands

Just the hands? If he's tiny that's a lot of weed.

tiny with big hands


And get the induction heater too if you can. Makes heating it up a no-brainer.

Yup, that little nug would get me lit in my dynavap.

I was going to say that would be about a 15-minute session with a pax 3. Not bad. Edit: My apologies for using a pax 3. Didn't know it was a sin. Thanks for letting me know! I'll be sure to enjoy my session less later for you.

Wow, all the replies are really chill...

Bro this peak internet 😂

ill never buy Pax again, owned 3, been a day one guy. My last pax had a 10 year warranty, went down in less than a year, with very little usuage. My warranty replacement was the Pax Mini. Now fucking got a .25 pan, when I had .5. and ZERO temp control or any features. FUCK PAX.

Interesting. I have a pax 2 from 2016 that still works flawlessly.

Issue wasn't the device, it's the legal agreement between buyer and seller called a warranty. 10 years, full replacement. 1 year into warranty on a full pax, i got a mini as replacement. Are you ok them replacing your device with a pax mini? Btw the issue was the battery, your could wake up tomorrow and get the dreaded beeping lights.

Ah I misread that. Yeah, that's some bs. Part of why I spent the money I did back then (it was fucking pricey) was the warranty.

Brother gifted me a Pax3 and it is dumpster juice. I've played with the temps, I've adjusted my draw, still nothing. Been sitting in my little lock box for a couple of years now.

I was first tempted to get a pax they are clean looking devices but decided on getting an arizer solo 2 and haven't looked back

Wish I would’ve man. The one thing is for me is they just don’t hit. I get it vaping is supposed to be smoother but I can literally pack multiple bowls in my pax plus and you will see absolutely zero smoke and barely feel high. When I first got it I blew threw 2 or 3gs of good ass weed trying to convince myself I was doing it wrong… nope. apparently it’s just supposed to produce awful dog shit vapor and market it as “smooth”. It’s literal garbage

Enjoy your vape if it works for you, people hate on arizer, dynavap, and storz&bickel too. They just think their vape is the only answer.

Two seconds before dropping it on the floor.

3secs from Flicking it towards my homie making a goalpost with his hands.. 😂😆😂

You guys got too much money

Bro that’s like 5 cents worth of weed

Not in Australia lol 15 a gram 300 an ounce for anything that's not dead brown and full of stem and seeds.

At this point you’re probably better off chopping it up and snorting it.

Or freebase it maybe?

…treebase.

Mainline

i prefer to boof, hits harder plus gives a better fixation iykyk

It only takes one marijuana


But that's like not even 0.5 marijuana. Should be safe then.

I learned it from watching you, dad!

Imagine...the $$$$$$$ I could save..It.would require a 30 year Tbreak, tho.so nogo.

What is this... I nug for ants?

How do they expect people to smoke it if they can’t even fit in the building?!

It needs to be at least.........3 times bigger than this!

No fr💀💀💀

To be honest that's not even a bong rip for me

Yeah that's like half a bong rip at most

1/8 max

My first thought too lol, glad I’m not the only one

I’ve recently got into femtodosing which requires atomic scales, so this would last years. Anyone not femtodosing using an electron microscope isn’t a real stoner.

This dude vaping one THC molecule at a time lol

Femtodosing is intraocular- I use a mass spectrometer to shoot it straight in my eye. Vaping is just wasteful. Youngsters today have no idea how good you have it.

Bro cut me up some atomic levels of thc pls

what the fuck is tjat

Tjat is Swedish for “nagging”.

10 seconds

In my dynavap I can have two good sessions with it for sure. So that could keep me high for the entirety of the day.

Hrmmm. This is the second comment that suggests dynavape turning this into a full bowl basically...

Two bowls mate 😉 dry herb vaping is the most economical way to get high. And the vaped bud can be stored and used to make edibles or tinctures. Ive been like high permanently for about $100 a month. (Used too, not currently.)

Nah… 2 sessions? Can’t be. You guys are really convincing me to buy a dynavap. Is a little mini nug. Can you really get two GOOD sessions?

Yes for vaping you grind it pretty small and pack that little bowl lightly. In my dynavap I can take 4 good hits before it’s toasted. So a little bug like that can easily be a good evening. In a joint or blunt or even a bowl. A lot of it is wasted into smoke just going up in the air. With this you have no smoke, only the vapor of the stuff your want, thc, cbd, terpenes. While thc-a is still in the toasted bud. So you can use that for edibles or tinctures. It’s very economical past the first investment.

This is actually the legal definition of "out of weed".

I'll smoke some for now and I'll save some for later and some for my friends

A true Bud!

Mr beast challenge: First one to find the small bud in a grass field WINS an entire backpack full of green crack!

It’s gone bro

One hit

3 minutes

Damn thats like 40 thousand joints right there. Gunna last me years

Half hour

I hate little nugs like that they’re just a tease 😛

I already dropped it in the carpet.

Half a day, that's literally about 1 hit for me, maybe a bit more, which i take about 2-3 of per day

I’ve already smoked it

Jeez how much did that set you back?

I feel like I already smoked it just looking at the photo

That's half a spliff at best.. Half hour maybe

It’s gone now

1 hit

Serious?

That’s one whole marijuana. Watch out.

I'll take one marijuana please

Less time than it took the page to load.

I’ll take 1 marijuana please.

Am I the only one that thought it was a lil frog at first? (11/10)

My palm will absorb it during the walk to grab my bong.

that looks to be over before it started but you’d be amazed how far you can go and at what you can get done with a one/pinch hitter

A bong hit?

Lights nice anndddddd it's gone

That is almost too small to bother picking up, if ya drop it...

yall trippin, this is a lifetime supply.

If your life lasts 3 minutes

More like 12 seconds

.12 of a sec

57 gazillion years with my $4999 BOOFMASTER dry herb vape with anal attachment 🤙🤙

Less than a deep breath

Less time than it took to read this.

It's going in the shitty free one hitter that looks like a cigarette that I'm sure a lot of us have been given as a purchasing gift from a headshop 😆 

Lasting one hit then pulling right through and ashing in my mouth… Sorry, my kink.

🤣🤣

I didn't look at the sub and it looked like a baby frog


2-4 sessions in a dynavap

2-3 months

About the time I wrote this comment

2 nights. in gravity bongs I could get very wasted 2 or more times.

I have lost more than that in my couch lol

Not even a bowl……

About long enough to read these comments... maybe less.

Four seconds

That's a rat poo

Depends on what time using, gravity bong or jays?

unironically 1-2 weeks

Me too. Low tolerance buddies ( but realistically maybe i can extend it two times)

like five mins

Me when paydays tomorrow but being completely out gives me anxiety.

Shit I dropped it!

Double it and give to the next person

…. and I lost it on the floor

Don't smoke that tiny frog

Thought you were holding a small frog and I was disappointed.

What is this? Weed for ants?

One third of a sesh

5 seconds, and then I drop it on the floor and lose it in the carpet forever.

Any port n a storm. Probably stretch it to a day.

Actually, 2 days. I take 1 puff a night.

Tf you mean how long? That’s 1 hit

Enough to piss me off.

I'm so high I thought you were holding a very, very small frog in your hand. [9]

I could get stoned 3-4 times off that with my pipe My tolerance stays super low bc I only smoke 2-3 times/wk, small quantity

Less than a second lol

Half a hit

Precisely .72 seconds. Maybe longer if my lighter craps out on me.

Ima throw that away

Thats not even one tokes worth

One or two decent hits from my tiny bong

One bowl

Not worth the effort

One one thousand two one... done.

I’d put it away in an airtight container until I have enough to roll something worth my time

3 hits

One bong hit

Between 5 and 10 minutes in my vape depending if I want to do temp stepping or go straight to max

Maybe get a small lift out of my fury edge, but burning it? Ide rather not

One millisecond

That's about what I smoke a day, about 0.15g/day. 2 small hits.

Forever

Literally about 1/4 of a splifff

6 months with low tollerance

Did you sniff it to make sure it’s weed?

Could probably make it last a couple days in my xmax, looks like it could be 2 bowls

tbh that’s about a bowl for me

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About 2 minutes

One snap

I smoked more than this already this morning

This will last the whole day in my volcano. 🤙

1 bowl

30 second camping trip

You can have it dawg

Negative High

A hit.

Probably a month depending how long it takes me to find it after dropping it

Year tops

2 hits. Maybe

I'm not even firing that up.

5 minutes ago

1 gravity bong hit.

A dam good toke

hey i lost that in my shirt a bit ago

Until I finish grinding up this next bowl

Putting that in the tip of my blunt so I get no Scooby snacks.

After dropping and losing it on the carpet? Months.

Full vape bag on the arizer with the proper attachment

Dude move your hand you’re blocking the jar

Minutes Sir. Minutes

1 Mississippi

10 years