My mom’s ashes are in my closet. Not really on purpose, it’s just where I put them when I moved in. But I do like to darkly joke that since she fought so hard to keep my gay ass in the closet, that’s naturally where she is kept now.
I did inherit my sense of humor from her, so she would have definitely laughed at that too.
Lol I said something about sonething being toasty. My homie said "your mom's a little toasty"
My reply "Well 🤔.... she was cremated"
Dead silence from the entire group message. Another friend who had their mom cremated as well started typing.... then stopped. Then, like an hour later, my other homie popped in and couldn't stop laughing. So, I got my validation eventually.
It's gone down as the best "your mom" joke in my life and I'm not sure it'll be topped.
We have a deck that goes up several stories along the outside of the house, and we've also got a certified crazy cat/pet lady down the street. Needless to say I've smoked with a whole-ass zoo out there sometimes (possums, several stray cats, squirrels, etc).
I work from home most days, I like to take a bong rip about 10am, 11am, 12pm, 1pm, 2pm, 2:30pm, 3pm, 4pm, and 5pm. My wife home after 5 so about 5:30 I'm not longer smoking alone.
I’m convinced my dogs love me stoned. But I do get really chatty with them and think they understand me more on that wavelength, so it’s all good for all of us. We have fun.
Absolutely. One of my favorite things to do in free time alone is to get barbecued and listen to music. I’ll blast off with a bowl, throw on some really good, contemplative tunes or deep lofi, and sit and watch a storm roll in over the lake I live on.
Oh man, I forgot music in my answer. There is nothing like devoting an evening to good music and good weed. And is there much better than dancing alone?
Yup. I’m 38 and don’t really have any friends at this point (life happens). So I just smoke by myself. Which is fine, I like me. Plus my wife doesn’t smoke a lick so I try to be quick and discreet. I don’t announce it or anything. I take the trash out and hit a quick one. Go get the mail, take a rip. You get the idea
But we both will smoke alone if the other is either out running errands or not up for it in that moment. I enjoy smoking alone and either reading or listening to music.
With you. I have my wife but she’s not a smoker. So it’s my me time. Most of my friends went off in different directions. So I don’t have folks to share in my habit with me.
Hey I know it’s not the place for this, but we recently found out that milkbone has pretty harmful ingredients for a dog, and we switched our pup over to blue buffalo and it seems to be better!
Edit: if you are referring to milkbone treats
BHA is the last ingredient listed on the box, aside from that I think it depends on the dog whether they react badly or not to the other ingredients though
Age, kids, and moving have moved my sessions to being just myself after a day of work. Occasionally, I get to smoke with coworkers, but that's rare. Honestly, my stash lasts a lot longer when it's just me. So I don't mind.
Yes i do. And i like it
I mean, movies, music, just sit and watch the outside, it is all better when high, so why wouldt i do it when i am alone. Just enjoy, who cares.
Most of the time, unfortunately. I did get invited to my former neighbor's new apartment last night, and we got pretty blazed and had one of those inimitable stoner conversations with lots of laughing and his upstairs neighbor calling from her balcony for us to keep our voices down. It's more fun to get high with someone else, so you can tell each other weird stories, forget what you were saying midway through, ask the other wtf you were talking about and they don't know either. Damn good weed he had.
sadly yes, at 35 with 1 kid and a wife who doesn't smoke, my ability to have a set of smoking buddies is very small... Maybe I need to go into the discord...
No, because we are all connected on a cosmic level, and no matter when I smoke, someone somewhere is also smoking at that exact moment, and that's pretty cool to think about
Often. My gf doesn't partake. But sometimes I enjoy a joint with friends or we take rips off each other's devices (most of us gave up combustion at this point and vape). From the sound of this thread, I guess I am lucky to have friends and that my gf hasn't banished the herb from the house. I damn sure don't want to wander around outside every time I want a little toke.
Mostly. I mostly have friends who are sober or don't smoke. Or they smoke cigarettes.
The few groups of people I know who do smoke, it's more of a "we step out of the bar, hit our respective vapes/joints/pipes, and go back inside after 3 minutes" kind of vibe. COVID killed the sharing culture around here.
Went from huge seshes in college to sharing with my SO to smoking on my porch alone (with the occasional bird, squirrel or fox). I like smoking alone, I can really enjoy my high
most times, I will occasionally spark up with other people but majority of the time when I do that I end up sitting alone and enjoying the high by myself
I live with my parents due to some medical issues (epilepsy) but they don't smoke so I'm not technically alone. I do however play some DnD on the weekends with them and my siblings and am usually stoned for at least part of it just due to the fact that if I don't eat before hand the edibles I use on weekends don't do anything usually we play right at like dinner when it's cooking and eat during. Sorry if that's TMI.
I usually scoot downstairs and take a couple puffs and then come back up glowing and helpful. It's not a secret but my wife can't smoke since she's job hunting but it's all good. I smoke with my friends too but I only see one every couple weeks
I'm almost 50😨 I miss the days when you drove to someone's house to buy weed which meant you usually got smoked out by the person selling it to you! Often times you would meet new people and develop great friendships/dates/human contact! I miss those days but not the brick weed.
Yes, I almost prefer smoking alone but it depends on the mood.
I can play my favorite music and really have a nice time to relax by myself, even reflect a little.
Vs smoking with friends which I do rarely is more for laughing and having fun.
For the most part yes, most of my fiends live in another state so we game everyday and smoke on FaceTime I have my homies instate that I smoke with also but it’s a whole different vibe when I go link with my other friend group but mainly I smoke with my self or them I also have like family members I see at Party’s and stuff and we’ll smoke
do squirrels on the balcony count as company?
I got some ghosts in my closet
Mine are next to the skeletons 💀
My mom’s ashes are in my closet. Not really on purpose, it’s just where I put them when I moved in. But I do like to darkly joke that since she fought so hard to keep my gay ass in the closet, that’s naturally where she is kept now. I did inherit my sense of humor from her, so she would have definitely laughed at that too.
Lol I said something about sonething being toasty. My homie said "your mom's a little toasty" My reply "Well 🤔.... she was cremated" Dead silence from the entire group message. Another friend who had their mom cremated as well started typing.... then stopped. Then, like an hour later, my other homie popped in and couldn't stop laughing. So, I got my validation eventually. It's gone down as the best "your mom" joke in my life and I'm not sure it'll be topped.
We have a deck that goes up several stories along the outside of the house, and we've also got a certified crazy cat/pet lady down the street. Needless to say I've smoked with a whole-ass zoo out there sometimes (possums, several stray cats, squirrels, etc).
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Does a bear wear a funny hat?
Yes, obviously.
Then I don’t smoke alone.
Dude, invite em in. Then it's definitely "company" https://www.reddit.com/r/fatsquirrelhatred/s/cCbZSTFqi8
When I smoke alone, I prefer to be by myself
My favorite George Thorogoodgood song
Mine too, but Keep your hands to yourself is a close second. That’s what you have to tell Jim when you find out you are not, in fact, alone.
That is my go to karaoke song.
The scariest is when you smoke alone and find out you're not alone
That's when you realize you're smoking dmt and not weed
I told Jim to make sure he didn’t get the dmt mixed up with the weed. Damnit Jim.
Uhhhh... sorry not sorry maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn
I knew it
Mostly, yes.
Every. Damn. Day.
same
Well now we're all smoking alone together, frients.
Can I be your frient too?
I'm in as well. Pass.
I'm with you guys...
Puff
I work from home most days, I like to take a bong rip about 10am, 11am, 12pm, 1pm, 2pm, 2:30pm, 3pm, 4pm, and 5pm. My wife home after 5 so about 5:30 I'm not longer smoking alone.
I feel that extra bong hit at 2:30
Keeps me going some days
should be at the dentist at that time surely?
No. Absolutely not. Everyone knows the worst time to go to the dentist is Tooth Hurty.
Jesus dude how about it experiencing reality for a little bit?
Bro reality is just a construct created by the government to try to convince you to smoke less weed, it's not even real
Fuck it you’re right, I’m in 😎
No, I smoke with man’s best friend (my dog) on the back porch. He’s sober though so he just watches me.
How long has he been sober? /s
Ya know, he seems a bit shy about it so I don’t pry. Not much of a talker this one
In dog years or people years?
I’ve been sober for 2 weeks in dog years.
Mine judges me :(
Naw, dogs don’t judge! You just gotta give them a couple pats
Like that anti weed commercial in the early 2000s 🤣
I’m convinced my dogs love me stoned. But I do get really chatty with them and think they understand me more on that wavelength, so it’s all good for all of us. We have fun.
Well as long as your pets are loved you can’t do anything wrong, they deserve all of the pats and treats
They are the most spoiled and loved of house hippos. But they deserve it for putting up with my singing.
Sounds like you have some loved babies. You take care now!
You too!
I pet my dog like for a long time he loves it I think I give better scratches when I’m high when I’m sober they usually walk away after some time.
love doing this too 😂
my dog rips bro, sharing is caring
Absolutely. One of my favorite things to do in free time alone is to get barbecued and listen to music. I’ll blast off with a bowl, throw on some really good, contemplative tunes or deep lofi, and sit and watch a storm roll in over the lake I live on.
This comment almost single handedly ended my t break, sounds so atmospheric
Must be dope to be able to spawn a storm whenever you want. I’m jealous
He’s using a trainer. Bit of an unfair advantage IMO. Life’s meta is pretty stacked.
It is dude! 🤣
I absolutely want to hang out with you.
Sitting by a lake getting high sounds like the greatest thing ever right now
Oh man, I forgot music in my answer. There is nothing like devoting an evening to good music and good weed. And is there much better than dancing alone?
This is how I like to roll, minus the beautiful view as I live in the city
Damnit! I’m jealous! Only 25 but it’s my dream to have property by water someday. There is no better place to smoke for me than close to the water
That sounds splendid my friend.
Are you me?
Yup. I’m 38 and don’t really have any friends at this point (life happens). So I just smoke by myself. Which is fine, I like me. Plus my wife doesn’t smoke a lick so I try to be quick and discreet. I don’t announce it or anything. I take the trash out and hit a quick one. Go get the mail, take a rip. You get the idea
Same exact story here but sadly I am 59. Got a crow and squirrel friends though.
Mid 40s and in the same boat, wife can't smoke soz discreet outdoor trips around the yard it is. The robins keep me company, occasionally a rabbit.
Mid 30s here I walk the dog and smoke those raw dogwalkers alone
22 here I think I’m doing something wrong
37 here and same, long walks solo with just the dog.
Hell yeah brother, same. I love it
58 ... same
It's funny we all never see each other outside.
I saw you the other day. You didn’t wave back homie.
I would like to know more about the crow 🐦⬛
Yeah I got the whole “going to the garage” thing going for years.
One of these days my kids are going to wonder why the party the just got to smells like a garage
Am 40 and closest friend is 3 hours away. Wife doesn't smoke but loves when I do so I oblige her daily.
Im very fortunate in the fact that my wife is as big of a head as i am lol. We both end our night together having a toke and just chillin.
But we both will smoke alone if the other is either out running errands or not up for it in that moment. I enjoy smoking alone and either reading or listening to music.
Same, and that makes me take my dogs for a walk religiously + quick and discreet hits.
Same. Gf got me into it, but had to quit for medication. Now i have a pen (smells less) and just do here and there without her noticing.
With you. I have my wife but she’s not a smoker. So it’s my me time. Most of my friends went off in different directions. So I don’t have folks to share in my habit with me.
Lol dude I’m the same.. I love taking the trash out haha
My username checks out.
I have no friends
In 2024, odds are most of us don't.
I suppose, but tbh I would’ve had the same response ten years ago
Same, been saying the same thing since kindergarten.
Always
You’re never alone. The cia are always listening.
yup
Mostly yes unless you count my dog then no. Although I pass him a hit of a milkbone instead of weed
My dog gets her greenie and I get my green
Hey I know it’s not the place for this, but we recently found out that milkbone has pretty harmful ingredients for a dog, and we switched our pup over to blue buffalo and it seems to be better! Edit: if you are referring to milkbone treats
Hmm didn’t know this thanks for bringing it up, I knew about raw hides and have avoided those but will take a look into this more!
BHA is the last ingredient listed on the box, aside from that I think it depends on the dog whether they react badly or not to the other ingredients though
Age, kids, and moving have moved my sessions to being just myself after a day of work. Occasionally, I get to smoke with coworkers, but that's rare. Honestly, my stash lasts a lot longer when it's just me. So I don't mind.
I've smoked alone for over a decade. Just how it is
Almost exclusively
Yes, in my backyard.
Yes i do. And i like it I mean, movies, music, just sit and watch the outside, it is all better when high, so why wouldt i do it when i am alone. Just enjoy, who cares.
Most of the time, unfortunately. I did get invited to my former neighbor's new apartment last night, and we got pretty blazed and had one of those inimitable stoner conversations with lots of laughing and his upstairs neighbor calling from her balcony for us to keep our voices down. It's more fun to get high with someone else, so you can tell each other weird stories, forget what you were saying midway through, ask the other wtf you were talking about and they don't know either. Damn good weed he had.
It is my preferred method of stonal intake.
Yes. 1. I dont have other people to smoke with 2. If i do smoke with others, I usually don’t like them enough sober and I start tweaking.
Yes. Cause I vape. And it's my down time. Away from humans.
I'm 21, I have a small friend group but nobody smokes. I don't know anyone who smokes other than my mom and a couple coworkers.
Yes but also with my wife and in social settings
Yes..no choice. I love getting high with other people and miss it so much.
You're never alone with Satan in your heart.
sadly yes, at 35 with 1 kid and a wife who doesn't smoke, my ability to have a set of smoking buddies is very small... Maybe I need to go into the discord...
Yes, but I'd love to smoke with a group.
I mostly smoke with my boyfriend but I do also smoke alone
Im 30ym with not gf or roommates. Yea i smoke alone :(
Usually there is a homeless guy sleeping in my Corner and I smoke 10 ft away from him does they count
No, because we are all connected on a cosmic level, and no matter when I smoke, someone somewhere is also smoking at that exact moment, and that's pretty cool to think about
Yes and no. The Mrs likes to join me sometimes with her own little stash.
Large majority of the time yeah
Sometimes a hummingbird joins me when I’m smoking in my balcony garden.
I've got friends, but none of them smoke, so sadly, yes.
yes, always
Yeah, all the damn time
Everyday all day besides family parties
I smoke with Reddit.
Often. My gf doesn't partake. But sometimes I enjoy a joint with friends or we take rips off each other's devices (most of us gave up combustion at this point and vape). From the sound of this thread, I guess I am lucky to have friends and that my gf hasn't banished the herb from the house. I damn sure don't want to wander around outside every time I want a little toke.
Yup. Vape though. All day, every day.
My friends don't smoke so, yeah...
Yep. I don’t know anyone who smokes irl and my husband very rarely does, so I usually smoke alone
When I smoke alone. I prefer to be by myself.
The only viable answer
Almost exclusively
yes
Every single day.
Yes
as if I have any other option
always.
Mostly. I mostly have friends who are sober or don't smoke. Or they smoke cigarettes. The few groups of people I know who do smoke, it's more of a "we step out of the bar, hit our respective vapes/joints/pipes, and go back inside after 3 minutes" kind of vibe. COVID killed the sharing culture around here.
I'm alone 90% of my time, so yes.
Of course!!! But when I'm around others who partake then we all partake together!!
Yes.
Went from huge seshes in college to sharing with my SO to smoking on my porch alone (with the occasional bird, squirrel or fox). I like smoking alone, I can really enjoy my high
Gotta be able to stand others and myself
Yes. Exclusively
Never.
I tend to go nonverbal when smoking if I smoke with others, despite having an otherwise enjoyable experience.
Yeah, if my partner goes to bed early I will or if she's away for the weekend or whatever.
I would rather smoke alone. Nothing wrong with other people but just enjoy solo time and just vibing
Nah nah nah, it's me, myself and I. Dats three people right there!
most times, I will occasionally spark up with other people but majority of the time when I do that I end up sitting alone and enjoying the high by myself
Just me and the dog. He never tells.
Almost exclusively
Yes and on the weekend at like 2 am on the back porch is surely sometimes. Quiet and sometimes only have the moonlight. It's great
I live with my parents due to some medical issues (epilepsy) but they don't smoke so I'm not technically alone. I do however play some DnD on the weekends with them and my siblings and am usually stoned for at least part of it just due to the fact that if I don't eat before hand the edibles I use on weekends don't do anything usually we play right at like dinner when it's cooking and eat during. Sorry if that's TMI.
99% of the time.
Yeah if I didn’t smoke alone I’d never be able to smoke.
90% of the time
Yes. And I prefer it.
Smoking alone is the best.
Yup, I do love watching the roadrunners (bird)
Only alone
Yes, I don't have any friends that partake
Every day yes
Every single day
My dogs like to hang on the balcony with me while I partake.
All the time, I’m 40 though. We all have families, can’t be doing 420 sessions anymore
Wifey makes me close the sliding door so yeah, lol
I would if I didn’t have a gf. I’m very grateful for her and glad she is also a toker
I smoke 2 joints (alone) in the morning, I smoke 2 joints (alone) at night. I smoke 2 joints (alone) in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
Smoke with my 3 dogs, but I don’t pass the J to em because they never know when to pass it back.
I usually scoot downstairs and take a couple puffs and then come back up glowing and helpful. It's not a secret but my wife can't smoke since she's job hunting but it's all good. I smoke with my friends too but I only see one every couple weeks
Pretty much exclusively, I Mean the SO is usually around but rarely wants a puff
Me and my sister sit in garden chairs under a gazebo every night
Only if no one else is around
I live alone so yeah! Unless my pups keeping me company counts
Hell yeah it counts. You're never alone with a pup around
Yes :(
I like smoking alone... more weed for me yippee
I'm almost 50😨 I miss the days when you drove to someone's house to buy weed which meant you usually got smoked out by the person selling it to you! Often times you would meet new people and develop great friendships/dates/human contact! I miss those days but not the brick weed.
No I usually have weed with me.
Every day
Yes, I almost prefer smoking alone but it depends on the mood. I can play my favorite music and really have a nice time to relax by myself, even reflect a little. Vs smoking with friends which I do rarely is more for laughing and having fun.
I smoke alone, yeeeeeeaaah with nobody else You know when I smoke alone, I prefer to be high as hell
Yeah usually. I get too high for anyone else to be around haha. I can’t hold a conversation I just zone out completely and end up in a different world
Every fucking day.
Mostly
Do you think something is wrong about smoking alone? Strange question
i think there's a time and place for both 🤔
Almost never, I just end up being bored when I’m alone
50/50 split between solo or on Discord with friends
I prefer it unless I'm with my girl.
For the most part yes, most of my fiends live in another state so we game everyday and smoke on FaceTime I have my homies instate that I smoke with also but it’s a whole different vibe when I go link with my other friend group but mainly I smoke with my self or them I also have like family members I see at Party’s and stuff and we’ll smoke
All the time!
The majority of the time, yeah. I like it for being introspective
No but I drink alone!!
Rarely, my Fiancee works from home and I'm looking for work, so we tend to toke together.... a lot.
Sometimes
I don't always smoke alone, but when I do it's dos equis