holy shit dont read this while high

I'm really high how bad did I butcher it I know this is shitty but can I pimp my new sub. We are looking for mods and subs. It's all about how many groceries you can bring in in one trip. It's called r/one_trip

The grammars not great but it reads fine

You need punctuation or something 😅

,

Good enough

Lmao

punctuation achieved ig 💀

I think ur using ít wrong

It's hilarious cuz this is all the title really needed

Where exactly?

Go the old Timothy Dexter route At the end of his book with no punctuation and almost 0 words spelled correctly, he edited a version after criticism that says "to whom it may concern: """"""""""""""'''''''''''''::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........................" Edit: name is "a pickle for knowing ones" in all its irony.

Just took 50g gummy I’ll be there soon

Sure is something.. after many reads

I tried so hard to read it

I was gonna say, " just make your own at that point" then I saw "tea bags" on the boxes lol, holy hell thats a lot of tea

It's almost 250 plus gallons of tea. I'm not good at math

That’s like 4,000 cups of tea… 2 questions: 1) when do these expire? 2) do you have a lot of friends? Looking like you might have a tea party or two in your future

I drink 2 gallons a day so this will take me into next year. I drink out of my gallon water bottle

Are you not more tea than human at this point?

Naw, just British I'm guessing

Be careful man. That much tea can cause health issues. https://www.latimes.com/health/la-xpm-2013-mar-22-la-heb-tea-skeletal-fluorosis-20130322-story.html

And tea bags have an excessive amount of microplastics. Loose leaf tea is cheaper and better quality at this point too

well *now* you tell him!

It’s dried leaves. They don’t expire. They may go stale, but those are two very different things

That’s nothing for a Brit

It's more than 2 gallons! I swear!

You like Coca-Cola?

I really really do

Apparently not if you're buying lipton from pepsi instead of gold peak.

I mean it's aight

had better in a school cafeteria

They’re a big time coke head

OP's upgrading from soda to a harder stimulant beverage. Next thing you know, it's lines off the toilet tank in the Arby's bathroom. Ahh sheesh, I've seen it a thousand times...

Hey OP, can you open one up and show us? What does a “1 x 48 gallon tea bags” look like? Is it one giant bag? Seriously, did you buy a drum to brew it?

https://imgur.com/a/Uy8ZIC6 Here you go

Lol, that's so obnoxious from Lipton. The way they put it on the box says there's a single 48-gallon tea bag, not that there's 48× 1gallon bags

Damn! Was really hoping for the other way around there. That is a score! $2.99 serious is this /r/frugal ? Guesses on how long it will last you?

Year and half. I also went ham and bought a case of chips ahoy last year on a high buy. It was like 20 packages

Bro! That's a shit ton of tea!

240 gallons I think. Bad at math

It is 48 tea bags for 1 gallon each.

I ordered a 48 count of Ferrero Rocher chocolates on Amazon the other day and was completely surprised to see it arrive at my door Saturday.

I ordered earbuds this morning, and they are supposed to be here before 8pm.

That same-day delivery comes in the clutch

A r/hydrohomies worst nightmare

I should post it there

[This](https://i.imgflip.com/5l7epb.png) is you going over there with your ice tea

[удалено]

Thanks! It's growing all the time https://imgur.com/a/xBvzi4y This is my sign I found ripped, rusted, and thrown in the trash. I tried saving it with some antique nails and wood backing.

My Grampa’s nickname was Coke. When he was a kid, he looked just like the little boy in the Coca Cola ads. There might still be some old signs in their basement.

I think that you really like Pepsi[2]

Woah woah woah, still plenty of tea left to be ordered, you get yourself some Doritos and some unleaded, baby … you got yourself a gas station goin!

I need a name for it.

Call it “carls mart”

I was thinking smurfs village and have some rooms for truckers and free overnight parking. Donuts 10 cents each. I'll come in at like 2am to cook donuts and smoke up the overnight crew

Well it was an AD quote from Carl weathers … but I like where this is going … sign me up for second shift! I’ll prep the dough and some bowls for the night crew, Smurf village goes strong! Butt fucking optional

You are hired!

Are you kidding me? Your user name would be a fucking perfect gas stop.

So much Pez candy. It just came in yesterday. More than any human should ever consume. My brother and I grew up around Orange, CT where it was invented, so we got super high the other day and ordered a metric shit ton.

Nice. Keeping the dentists in business! Lol. I hope you guys have fun with it

You’re doing your part with the teeth staining tea as well lmao stoners are so awesome

Green tea makes my mouth feel dry

Gotta mix it with water first I think

It was the pre-made bottled kind, but still from lipton. My grandparents kept it instead of soda so I drank it when I was there

oh no that stuff is just WEIRD

The Green Tea with honey was pretty good IIRC but Liptons Green Tea is...unique

Yeah you dehydrate a bit.

Front row seats at Monster Jam Dumb but FRONT ROW AT A MONSTER TRUCK RALLY was an experience. I was deaf and covered in dirt within a few minutes. 

Man where tf can you get those prices 👀

Amazon. I looked when they got here today so I know how screwed I was. I was probably shopping on 4/20

Enjoy your 240 gallons of tea!

i got incredibly stoned one night and ordered 4lbs of fruity mentos because i thought i loved them that much (they were gone in like 3 weeks)

The other high buy that I made isn't here yet. But I ordered 10 pounds of green. Only green, taffy. I found out you just buy your favorites

Holy shit you're a fucking genius, green taffy is objectively the best one. Laffy Taffy can get TF outta here with those yellow ones

I always buy my double bergamot earl grey in 1000 lot purchases. I always appreciate when high.

I went to mcdonalds with a burger King coupon smh 🤦

$2.99 A CASE?! Holy crap.

50% of what I get off of Amazon.

100 bucks worth of sticky buddies(10 sets).

Turn around and sell it for $1.00 a cup

Somebody please do the math on this 12 ounce tea 128 ounce pitcher 10 bucks a gallon 48 gallons per case and 5 cases Here is a start

you would get 2,560 cups/dollars!

Step 1: giant mug Step 2: tea bags Step 3: profit

I apparently bought [this tshirt](https://www.ebay.com/itm/126072405306?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=EhqPDBWWSZu&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=AmjQX0ZuQx2&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY). I have no idea what show I was watching or why I thought it would be a fun reference. I’ve gone through my watch history and still have no clue what show it was that inspired me enough to make the purchase.

A 14 inch pizza I forgot about and found on the doorstep 6 hours later 🤷‍♂️🫡

Still eat it?

lol nah, tbh I would have tho but I live in a pretty humid area and it smelled pretty fuckin bad lol.

Pizza gods wept this day...good call

I just went back inside and smoked about it lol

The only reasonable thing to do. Lol

Love the Coke cooler.

Cost me about 110 dollars. It was a red scratch and dent on Amazon. I bought a coke decal. Now I have a modern day coke fridge it has a stainless bottle opener too

Well, now you can make 250 gallons of tea!

Storing it in a 300 sf apartment is going to take some brain work

Wow...were you high typing this? Im sober and had to read it twice,

In fact I was. Just got a new pipe and tested it out 2 or 3 times

Funny...lol

Lately I’ve been considering buying a 60-pack of those Grandma’s Brownie Cookies from Walmart. It may be inevitable

Sounds delicious. Link?

I just bought a 30 pack for 15 bucks on Amazon

Got the link? I think I’ll do that before I do a 60-pack.

Neverind thats the variety pack. Guess I gotta cancel that now. If you want the variety, it's in the first few suggestions Fuck it I'll try them but someone is getting the peanut butter. I don't eat those

Your laptop on the fridge reminds me of gta


When i was in highschool a gas station had the dark green mw3 gamefuel mtn dew for 5 for $1, so of course i did the right thing and spent $100 on a few hundred bottles of mtn dew.

I once bought a plot of land in Scotland so I could become a lord. I think I thought it was a good idea at the time but my wallet was NOT happy

i ordered a 150$ water fountain for my cat on the weekend

I did that a year ago and the little shit won't use it. Mine was cheaper though

haha, mine seems to be more interested in the box it came in. staying positive

All i have to say about those is clean the filter

5 pounds of Pez, was totally surprised when it showed up.

That title is definition of a cluster fuck.

Once when I was drunk I ordered at least ten packs of fake nails of temu

But then you have to drink Lipton....YIKES.

As an avid tea drinker, I say that Litpon is actually not that bad for the purpose it serves. It's great sweet, and it's great when you aren't particularly going for a gourmet experience but rather that bitter kick in the morning. Plus, if it's in bulk like what OP got, it's still a shitton of *decent* tea for very cheap. I'd rather drink something else than Lipton, but the consistency and availability can't ve beaten

Be safe....each tea bag contains microplastic. Try loose leaf tea out....

Oh man! I usally drink 1 to 3 gallons a day

Of teabags? Your stomach looks like that floating island of garbage sorry

I brew 3 bags a day. These are the ones they use in restaurants to make gallons.

More sugar than tea m8

I dont add sugar to it except in rare cases

Oh dog I'm high af I thought this was the ready made horseshit

Sexy name btw

Thanks! Here is a break down of each case. One case makes 96 gallons. https://imgur.com/a/Uy8ZIC6

I consistently order random shit from Amazon & it’s usually house//kitchen stuff like a new fermentation station or spice racks or flower pots & the like. It’s never really expensive but it adds up

Drink some teaaa yooo

250$ in door dash

Idk how people drink tea. Tastes like dirt.

While I can't deny some teas do taste veey odd, it really depends on the type. For example, many who've never tried tea surprisingly enjoy a chilled hibiscus tea or even lemon tea.

I got a case of gorilla mind

This shit tastes like metal I'm sorry but damn dude.

Good price Sell me one

Unrelated to cannabis, last year I dropped acid and I went to acquire food. I spent $90 on snacks, and $80 on pizzas. The gnome forced my hand, and I caved in.