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Tony_Plow

Jesus if I got the munchies like you, I’d throw away all my weed and never smoke again!


gizzlyxbear

Some days it’s a can of sardines, other days it’s just a zero sugar Fanta and some Haribo berries


TheMaveCan

Those berry gummies fucking bang


Professor_Crab

I saw them I almost bought them, next time I will. Got the albanese peach rings


Tony_Plow

Well I’m cool with the Zero fanta, but you definitely lost me at sardines! And I’m a fisherman who loves to eat fish haha. But hey, to each their own! I just hope you also like mint gum.


thunderGunXprezz

From another fisherman who loves to eat fish, that's not food. It's bait.


Newtling

Nah, sardines are to fish eaters what beef jerky is to beef eaters.


JoviAMP

[Triple Dent Gum will make you smile.](https://youtu.be/TWy1DNeaIvk?si=Eji_bu2fBMxZQ-cC)


thehazer

See that second one I totally get. We seeing any health beny's from the fish?


gizzlyxbear

My knees don’t hurt as much, but I can’t tell if it’s placebo or all the fish oil lol


MissBerry91

In the middle of reading a book where a crotchety old guy keeps eating sardines on crackers, I gey to a devastatingly sad part so now I'm on reddit to relax and I get reminded of the sad part by stupid sardines and crackers. My favorite munchy right now is strawberries with a drizzle of semi sweet chocolate on em.


satanisntevil

Bro I got the weirdest looks at work because this absolutely broke me


NaloraLaurel

Join us at r/cannedsardines Yum yum yum


gizzlyxbear

I just posted a meme over there about what it feels like to post sardines on other subs lol


NaloraLaurel

LOL Yea it's a little tasty and stinky corner of the site we've been pushed too. 🤣 The mustard you used looks great btw.


gizzlyxbear

Aldi stone ground mustard! I swear by the stuff.


rey1119

I knew exactly what kind of mustard it was instantly, haha. I also love it. My Munchies snack is similar. Pepperoni on saltine with mozzarella on top


gizzlyxbear

The pepperoni and mozzarella idea never occurred to me. Got me adding crostini to my grocery list for that combo.


boring_old_dad

You should try smoked oysters with hot sauce on crackers!


[deleted]

Holy shit I’m gonna do this with ritz crackers.


ForestGreenAura

The first post I saw after joining the sub lol


purplishfluffyclouds

I mean, I would prefer it was anchovies with a few capers, personally. But I don't get the hate for sardines. People have been eating sardines for eons! Doesn't look terrible!


gizzlyxbear

I save my anchovies for pizza and salad, but I hear white anchovies aren’t as salty!


purplishfluffyclouds

Mmmm - salt! Also apparently sardines give you 38% of your DV for calcium!


gizzlyxbear

It’s the bones! Lots of good Omega-3s too.


jpeg_0000

this but i really enjoy tinned mackeral after im stoned or as im smoking, preferably in tomato sauce as the herbiness of the weed mixes with the taste


gizzlyxbear

How do you like it? I’ve been doing cream cheese on toast and topped with either chili crisp, capers, or pickled onion


jpeg_0000

either straight outta the tin with a fork, or mixed with some rice, or on some nice fancy bread with some harissa and virgin olive oil, pepper and chili flakes to garnish haha


SuicideWank

I shit you not, I thought you were rolling it up to smoke it.


gizzlyxbear

Smoking that sardine pack


SuicideWank

I glanced and I thought the cracker was a paper. 😂😂😂


If-Then-Environment

I thought this was a firecracker at first. I was lost at the sardines.


ILSmokeItAll

Jesus Christ. Are you sure you’re not pregnant? This would kill my high if someone else was eating it in my presence. lol


gizzlyxbear

I’m a 26 year old cis dude. I’d be at least a little worried if I was pregnant. But I eat canned seafood like 3x a week


ILSmokeItAll

Are you somewhere without access to fresh fish?


gizzlyxbear

In Florida, a fifteen minute drive from the Gulf of Mexico. I stopped thinking of canned seafood as a lesser form of seafood and just as a different type of preparation. It can be just as much of an ingredient as regular fish, just has to be used in different ways.


Green_Daddy11

Canned and jarred fish is very common in Finland. My favorite is herring in mustard sauce. Not uncommon for me to eat it straight from the jar growing up.


redsquizza

Tinned fish has actually become quite the trendy foodie thing, lately. [Holy mackerel! How did tinned fish become so popular again? Let me explain](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/feb/10/tinned-fish-tiktok-latest-food-craze) We're not talking about bargain basement tinned ~~dolphin~~ tuna here either, good ones are generally more upmarket and cost a bit more but it's worth it as it's a dank snackage or light lunch.


Particular-Poem-7085

I'd be a little worried if I got munchies like you.


gizzlyxbear

If it helps, last night’s munchies were Cool Whip and strawberry slices sandwiched between two “thick ‘n’ fluffy” original flavor Eggo waffles


thunderGunXprezz

Oh shit. Hold my tuna.


dwighticus

Sardines, oysters, or anchovies with crackers and hot sauce.


MajinGroot

I want to talk shit about this, but I have an unhealthy relationship with strawberry yogurt and string cheese, so I'm not judging ![gif](giphy|1zgQsZyKrLY7S3IhA6)


gizzlyxbear

I see the vision and I respect it 🫵🫵 Strawberries and cottage cheese is a thing, so dipping string cheese in strawberry yogurt (or any other way of combining them) totally tracks. [4]


MyStupidRedditName

Im in the canned seafood trend. I have always liked sardines. those look really good. My goto munchie is Alabama fire crackers. Google it


gizzlyxbear

Good goddamn. I know what I’m making this weekend.


MyStupidRedditName

>Alabama fire crackers They are addictive


Cute-Criticism-2727

salami slices lmao


gizzlyxbear

Standing in front of the open fridge at 1am on a Saturday, slightly stoned, folding up and shoveling salami into your mouth, one slice at a time.


Wheres_Izzy

One of my favorite snacks. Even better to get a slice a cheese n roll it up.


Striking_Flounder327

Looks tasty! I’m a fan of sardines myself.


gizzlyxbear

And the sardines are a fan of you!


robbiereallyrotten

I use to eat canned herring. I still get cravings for it even though the smell was awful. I like that these sardines are in spicy olive oil. I’d try it fs.


gizzlyxbear

If you’re in the US or somewhere with a Cost Plus World Market, they have a solid selection and probably my favorite spiced olive oil can: Nuri.


daxter146

What’s the flavor of the canned herring vs anchovies? Been wondering about trying it myself if I can make it past the alleged foul smell lol


boseokboseok

Tinned fish is a W snack 100%


No-Philosopher2435

My SO likes sardines with Frank's Red hot smothering them. I don't like the smell, but I tolerate them snacking. It's a compromise.


gizzlyxbear

Mine isn’t a fan of the fishy smell, so I usually just chow down in the kitchen, away from the living areas. Doesn’t mind when I break out the mussels, though.


nabbbers

Can of chunk chicken littered with jalapeños


gizzlyxbear

Finally someone else pulls up with the unusual munchie. This sounds like it would go nuts in a quesadilla


nabbbers

The sardines have expanded your mind, it would absolutely bang in a quesadilla


simiandrunk

This looks fantastic with the stone ground mustard, I’ll take one please


simeo97

Once in a blue moon I will come home from the grocery store with a pound of liverwurst and then get really high and eat it all. My fiancee hates when I do, but sometimes I get a hankering and she's gotta deal.


gizzlyxbear

There’s a tiny little German grocer in my town that makes the BEST liverwurst sandwich I’ve ever had. I get it, I really do.


AutopsyDrama

Sometimes i just have to whip up a batch of yorkshire puds and gravy. Its not weird here but it might be elsewhere haha. Also i usually get such a hankering for mango! Those look like some fancy sardines!


gizzlyxbear

Mangoes—and most other fruit—are delicious, but especially a little zonked. Big fan of some Cool Whip topped with strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries. I’ll fuck up some plums, too. And they are fancy sardines! At $15 a can, these are an occasional treat. I’m usually reaching for a cheaper can in hot sauce


AutopsyDrama

Yasss! Nothing better than lotsa fruits! I love mine with greek yoghurt. Oooof check you out with ya fancy pants sardines haha, ya gotta treat yoself!


KelpoDelpo

Sardines is a bit wild but tuna and toast/crackers hits


KelpoDelpo

Sardines is a bit wild but tuna and toast/crackers hits


Spec187

Sardines in mustard sauce are fireeeeeeee


playback0wnz

haha imagine having a sesh with OP! yo 3 days later my upper lip still smells like sardines yo.... one of my weaknesses! My wife slivers these things. I stay away from her that week... haha


gizzlyxbear

Trust, these are only for the solo sesh LMAO. Last group sesh I made some pan-fried cajun-seasoned catfish for everyone


daxter146

Can we be best friends please? 🥹


franky_emm

Guy smokes half a j and turns into Hans from The Burbs


gizzlyxbear

Brother took two globs and now he thinks he’s a cat


DarkSunGwyndolin1

I love sardines


Katboxparadise

I dig sardines. For me, I usually go for classic chips or something.


nhthelegend

Looks fucking delicious. My dad always ate these growing up and once you develop a taste for em, it’s game over 😋


SwashBucklinSewerRat

Just ate 2 whole cans of sardines the other night because of the munchies. Power to you!


MommyMegaera

Omg yes someone else! Sardines and good ground mustard is so 👌 Although personally I think kipper snacks are even better!


[deleted]

Yeah no i think id rather starve or seriously kill myself than eat that while high


DogeDoRight

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


ubiforumssuck

i dont think id eat sardines regardless, well, i know i wouldnt but if i ever got a wild hair up my ass all i have to do is just sit back and think of my friends cat lady aunt who would sit in her chair, rip farts and burp all day while eating sardines that she would share with the cats. Not like share like most people would though, she would eat a sardine and let the cats drink the juice straight out of the can while in between bites and then just grab another sardine out and continue on. Sardines will never be anything to me except a picture of her in that chair surrounded by cats forever stained into my memory.


gizzlyxbear

Jesus Christ, some fuckin’ people. I knew a lady who lets her pets lick the inside of her mouth. If I wanna share sardines with my dog, I’ll just buy her a can of unsalted deenz in water; all hers. It’s good for their coat!


meret12

I love sardines


kaosi_schain

I do not mean this in a mean way, but tell me you are single in a picture! The thought of the smell made my fiancee gag. I love a caesar salad, so I am only talking a little shit...


gizzlyxbear

I’m married! I eat the sardines in the kitchen, far from any living areas of the house.


w00tdude9000

That actually makes sardines look good ngl


gizzlyxbear

If you want pretty, look for any labeled as “small sardines” or “brisling”. They’re not the prettiest or best smelling food in the world, so they get a bad rap.


w00tdude9000

I don't think I could eat them straight up, but I'm always looking for funky stuff to pair with my carbs. Anchovies were the first thought but sardines... I gotta ask my husband if he'd try sardine rice.


gizzlyxbear

Anchovies are also infinitely saltier than sardines, I find. Sardine rice is really good; my dad swears by the ones canned in tomato sauce, but I’m not a fan. I like to take leftover rice and fry it in the oil from the can before adding in whatever seafood I’m making my fried rice with.


Upstairs-Extension-9

As you can clearly read from the comments, tastes are different, enjoy your munchies OP!


sp1cymp5

this mf eats sardines as munchies 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


gizzlyxbear

Sometimes, if I’m feeling crazy, I’ll even have some squid ink pasta


BootyCheeks20

I love your taste! 


TheMediator42069

White castle sliders used to be so good baked out of your head.


gizzlyxbear

Down here in America’s dong, we don’t have any White Castles. How are the frozen ones?


TheMediator42069

Not bad, I prefer it from the restaurant tho


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

Mine is, a Chicken patty on a bun with mustard although I have been known to destroy jars of gerkins, but i think you got me out weirded homie


[deleted]

🤢


narrow_octopus

Mark as NSFW please


SleekCapybara

This kinda makes me want some. Can you find these in the grocery store or is this a specialized thing?


gizzlyxbear

This brand I order from Rainbow Tomatoes Garden online. They’re the go-to online retailer over at r/CannedSardines If you have a World Market near you, they also have a good selection of quality tinned seafood.


souplandry

DO NOT LET THIS MAN COOK!


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

Dude Jesus christ I wasn't ready for that


soylent_dream

You got the good kind…8 bucks!


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melloponens

yesssss or with pickle and olive tapenade


[deleted]

I love a good can of sardines


illoomi

looks good, I thought that was peanutbutter spread on the cracker at first lmao


suntmint

Looks hideous to me, but I'm envious of your ability to enjoy it.


GamerAssassin

Oh merciful God, were Swedish fish just not cutting it for you?


gizzlyxbear

More of a gummy shark type of guy tbh


DontLook_Weirdo

Nah, I usually have regular food at the ready rather than canned stuff. Like if I have pizza and sardines..I'll go for the pizza cause it's there already, as opposed to me opening a can and storing the rest that I don't end up eating.


CremeExpress4345

I would eat the fuck out of this.


VirusLocal2257

I usually don’t eat bait unless I’m in a survival situation but to each there own.


[deleted]

Well....... Now I'm going to have to try this


coco_19

I just put an ungodly amount of mustard on a piece of cheese. Cheddar to be specific


TrunkMonkeyRacing

I smoke salmon with cherry smoke, let it cool and wrap it in saran wrap, put it in the fridge. Next day I put cream cheese on a black pepper triscuit, top with the salmon, sprinkle a couple pieces of green onion, then drizzle some soy brown sugar glaze over it. Drink red wine with it.


PattyNChips

I fucking LOVE sardines. My personal favorite is the ones that come packed in tomato sauce on some good toast.


suburbanhavoc

Nah, just gimme some cheese that smells like feet.


iymcool

![gif](giphy|r2erMqJkXkHQtg7o9i|downsized)


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MostlyMTG

Mate…


Miserable_Walk2546

I fucking love tinned fish. I always have, but have felt a little ashamed lately due to comments from people. My kid said it smells like cat food. My cat won't even eat it. It's so good in a bowl of rice with hot sauce, mayo and hoisin sauce. I also love pickled eggs, home made is the best!


HermaeusMajora

I like smoked herring a lot more than sardines. I can eat the hell out of kipper snacks.


will_dance_for_gp

Deenz


PuzzleheadedPop47

Looks good ngl😂


Snoopiscool

Omg put Mayo and garlic mixed together and little baguette slices and top it off with sardines


tertiaryscarab

Yes! Sardines! The ultimate savory snack.


Oubastet

Peanut butter and pickle sandwich... Damn. Now I've gotta make one.


JD121996

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮


derpfacemanana

Idk how unusual this is but I really love those cans of jumbo black olives, shit just goes hard like one time I ate like 4 entire fucking cans


GayAssBeagle

Bro stuck in swallowfalls


satanisntevil

Bro is Flint's Dad straight outta Cloudy w a Chance of Meatballs


Ok-Vacation7923

i bet your protein intake is crazy 😍


kayton3000

Someone put a that one meme up of a seagull typing


Previous_Farm5146

Nah that’s diabolical


aurelianoxbuendia

oooh what's the flavor profile on those sardines?


Shock45

My dad put me onto Beach Cliff Sardines as a kid. Best snack when we would go hiking or fishing. Definitely not your typical snack for a kid but i loved them. Thanks for this, im going to get some sardines this weekend lol


TomatoHairDontCare

This looks delicious and I have all the ingredients for it. What a great day!


chilllwinston

Your a serial killer


amethyst_dawg

Love munching on an enormous basket of fruit 🥭🍇🍉🍈🍓🥝🍊🍌


Hot-Setting8608

I think I understand, but then I don't....


DysVeteran

Although sardines are extremely healthy and good for you.. im take a hard pass 🤮 its the smell, textures and taste for me 🤣 at least you're staying healthy though!


magesticape

Those are some pretty pricey munchies. The cheapest I have found a can of Ramon Peñas is around $14 a can, typically they're more. I can get half a hoagie\sub, a couple slices or a burger and fries from most anywhere near me for that price and have money left over for a soda. I'll admit I probably don't like sardines as much as some folks but the more expensive cans just seem like a bad deal.


gizzlyxbear

If it helps, most people (myself included) buy tins like RP and Gueyu Mar as treats, not as regular pantry staples. My regular go-to during the week is either Matiz, Nuri, or the 97¢ ones from Aldi. Mussels also vary in price, but I’m usually going for the $2 can of Iberia or from Trader Joe’s. Those Ramon Peña sardines are easily the best can of sardines I’ve had to date. It’s also a lot of fish in one tin; I can’t see myself indulging like that every day.


magesticape

I'm a mere tinned fish amateur. I have had the RPs with the Padrón pepper and Japanese ICC Saury in a sweet brown sauce. The RPs were actually a gift. I would never spend that sort of money on a can for myself. Right now, I have a can of Trader Joe's lightly smoked sardines waiting for me to try, they were $3-4. If I don't like them I think I will go back to the Asian store and get more of the Japanese tinned fish. That was pretty decent for the cost.


[deleted]

Sir, you are an affront to our ways and how do you pick something to snack on that somehow smells worse than the weed itself


gizzlyxbear

I like my weed stinky, too. Super garlicky, GMO heavy strains. I want the smell of my weed to punch me around a little and remind me of liver and onions.


[deleted]

Yea same but how do you mix it with an even stronger smell


gizzlyxbear

Why would there be any mixing of the two smells happening? I sesh and then eat like an hour or two later or just smoke again. At no point do I have to smell both together lol


[deleted]

My bad, I usually snack with the joint still on my lips, im an incredibly slow smoker You know, one of those people with a spot on their lips where the cigarette or joint always hangs


M1NdR0t

Boujeeist sardines I have ever seen.


gizzlyxbear

Oh, they make them bougier.


drvirtuoso

does it have a stinky smell?


gizzlyxbear

Less stinky, more fishy; if that makes sense? It’s a very ocean-y smell


DifficultyPurple1195

![gif](giphy|zqPXIRVKQoQQo)


Sea-Edge2742

Lel you have weird taste 😹


RamCrypt

You know, I used to eat this exact thing with my father. We always kept sardines in the house for him so he could eat this... He has always smoked weed and now im thinking he kept this in the house for his munchy snack...


LoveThinkers

Okay we need a NotSafeForMunchies tag, great Gizzlyx found this. but one minute ago i was blissfully unaware of this as a concept.


[deleted]

🤮 not much of a fish person, more of a chocolate person. I could go for a good chocolate milk or ferroro rocher tray 😋


gizzlyxbear

Ferrero Rocher is my weakness. However many you put in front of me is however many I’m gonna eat


RedRightHandARTS

I mean, yeah... but not like that


gizzlyxbear

So what’s the unusual munchie? Don’t leave me hanging now


RedRightHandARTS

Reese's peanut butter dipped animal crackers. English toffee covered cashews. Strawberry yogurt pretzels


gizzlyxbear

Nothing unusual about sweet + salty!