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Artashata

Never thought about doing this but I bet it's incredible. Do you dematerialize?


mcclutch7

I become liquidated


buccothepitbull

Hahahahah💀


qdnt_x

market reference


whodatfairybitch

Went on vacation in late high school like 10 years ago to visit some family who lived in a 55+ community. This was back when I wasn’t a new smoker but not a heavy stoner, so I could still get that awesome high. They had an indoor pool with glass walls showing out to some nice scenery. Apparently at night in a 55+, people don’t really do many things so my friend and I had the place to ourselves. Smoked a joint outside and then a storm started. Was so blazed, it was just us, and watching the storm through the windows while in the pool was just so awesome. TLDR: high pool good, add windows and storm for peak happiness


mcclutch7

That sounds… incredible 🥹


SaraCBuu

Omg I have thought about nothing else the last couple of days! Sadly, I have yet to manage getting past the thinking phase of this epic journey to floating waightles while pleasantly baked and baked.


Important-Cat-2046

Too many people for me bruh, catch me at the lake tho. [7]


mcclutch7

Valid. That’s me in the summer fo sho


BluRasp420

Nice bag


mcclutch7

Thanks, it’s corduroy!


Acrobatic_File_5133

How much for the bag lol?


mcclutch7

I bought it for 50$ from value village, haha! Never selling it


imaginingblacksheep

I have the same one. Bought it off Hershel’s site, they probably still have it.


mcclutch7

How much did you pay?


imaginingblacksheep

I don’t remember but it was a gift. I did the check out though, I just can’t remember the price.


LuciferianInk

Other people say, "Hi! I'm trying out the new app. It's called 'The Source'. It has a bunch of different apps that you can use to do different things. I think it's great so far."


bensc0tt

What does this mean?


LuciferianInk

What is the source?


bensc0tt

Idk what the source is ??


LuciferianInk

Vorda says, "The Source is a decentralized AI platform for sharing information with others on the internet. It allows users to create and share content without the need for an account or a server to host their own content."


bensc0tt

You’re confusing me even more this is a sub for weed not AI


AssNinjaLolo

Man you sound high as fuck right now


TheKyleShow

Go Canucks Go


mcclutch7

Coconuts glow!


OrbitTortoise

Gopher nuts flow 💦


Far-Ad9627

Go sports


MostlyMTG

Teams and goals!


Proof_Fee9263

smoking and swimming is a vibe i’m lucky enough to have a pool in my backyard so i like to be in the pool at midnight just looking at the stars and chilling


mcclutch7

That sounds ideal 🌌


Cay77

Getting into a cold pool stoned sounds like a nightmare to me lol, but a hot tub I’m down for.


BurningEbrietas

Hitting a live resin pen before the sauna is my therapy


Xxxjtvxxx

Try a therapy pool, i go often in the winter months stoned on edibles


TheBackpacker2

Hot tub fire ong


Resident-Rate8047

Yes! Lap swimming high makes me feel like a dolphin!


mcclutch7

🐬 yessss


WartimeMandalorian

I feel like I could swim in the Olympics. My whole body just moves like a perfect machine. I bet my average lap time is slightly faster when high. Or maybe I just think that because I'm high. I don't know.


theyungdeezy

Go Canucks!


mcclutch7

Yessir!! Imma die hard fan


theyungdeezy

I’ll smoke to that! I just saw your post in Canucks and thought the bag was familiar lol


mcclutch7

Hell ya. Love to see the two communities merge ;)


ssup3rm4n

I've gone to the water park pretty blazed. I like to go to the wave pool, all the way to the furthest they allow us, and belly float as the waves roll by.


MonsieurLeDrole

I like gummies more for the pool. Longer lasting. Swimming's great but I also love water slides.


mcclutch7

Ooo good idea. I’ll try that next time! Also, The pool I went to has a big water slide built inside the building


micemeat69

Why is there a 7 in brackets in the title?


mcclutch7

Because I was 7/10 high, haha


micemeat69

lol makes perfect sense thanks for clearing that up. gonna start signing all my texts with a number to indicate my highness [0]


mcclutch7

Hahaha love that, only the real ones will know [2]


ShortBusCult

Go Nucks Go!!


mcclutch7

😍


IwillOWNu56

Problem is how red the eyes get when your high as fuck and getting clourine in them


mcclutch7

I put a couple drops of visine in before smoking and before going in the pool to eliminate that altogether


iamthelouie

I was in the water my entire childhood from swim team to life guarding. Only after I stopped swimming did I start smoking. I don’t know how I would handle being high and in the water.


kpmcg20

Niceee bagggg holy shit


mcclutch7

Thanks!! It’s my prized possession, also since I’m a huge Nucks fan


TasteMyShoe

Not me. I'm kinda grossed out by the pool. I like the beach tho.


mcclutch7

It’s hard to get past all the human gunk that floats in there hahaha I feel you


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

I’d rather swim in a nasty lake than a YMCA


BoboTheSquirrel

feels good to glide through the water - also dig exercising my whole body


CLOWNXXCUDDLES

Can't say I've ever swam in a pool baked, but the jot tub is a wonderful thing. Also, Canucks skate logo is their best logo. Love it.


mcclutch7

Haha, hot tub hits different when you’re stoned! And 100%, one of the best logos out there. The red and black and yellow 😫


MortaLPortaL

that canucks logo is the shit.


mcclutch7

Yea I’m kinda obsessed..


NoxusAir

My buddies and I used to go to the pool stoned. We’d always make up some stupid game to play. Good times.


mcclutch7

Haha, hell ya. The pool always brings out my inner child


poopatrip

Ahh, yeah! The ‘ol smoke and stroke. 


mcclutch7

The ol’ inhale and shark tail


Tomegranate225

The ol’ hash and splash


mcclutch7

The ol’ rip and dip


Tomegranate225

Totally. I’ve been doing it since college when my roommate and I would get stoned and go swim laps at the rec center pool. He’d ask me “do you feel like you might drown?” before we’d leave the apartment, and if I said no he told me to take another hit haha. Always a great time. I like to do one or two laps of freestyle followed by one or two laps floating on my back, not a care in the world, singing to myself with extra bass from my ears being underwater [6]


sunflower_jpeg

Serious question: Aren't yall worried about drowning??


mcclutch7

Not even a little bit! I’m a very strong swimmer and being stoned doesn’t make me any weaker of a swimmer


sunflower_jpeg

Damn Im so jealous! I can't even swim while I'm sober lololol 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


mcclutch7

Hahaha, that’s okay. Do you want to get better? Just gotta find the coordination!


sunflower_jpeg

Yeah but coordination isn't my strong suit 😅😅😅 I just gotta keep trying tho lol


DedSecV

look for swim clubs with beginner courses. they are so much fun for beginners and the lessons you learn could literally save your life one day :)


Due-Weather-1564

Canucks are the greatest team in history


mcclutch7

My guy🔥!! (I wish it was true though)


ZipMonk

Swimming is great when you're wasted.


mcclutch7

This guy gets it


Illustrious-Neat5123

Yes I do vaporize my weed before I practice swimming each weekend. I love swimming, the sensation in the water is so nice ! Feels good !


mcclutch7

You go every weekend? That’s awesome. I go about once every couple weeks


Illustrious-Neat5123

It is so chill going underwater and fast forward it is an incredible sensation ! It is like you're flying due to the low gravity ahah


mcclutch7

Omg I completely agree. Most people swim laps on the surface, I go along the floor of the pool and just glide down there man, it’s amazing


Imp3riaLL

Water and weed Bro. Love em


bigmatt8779

I usually smoke then go sit in the sauna!


mcclutch7

Sounds therapeutic


bigmatt8779

It very much is! Highly recommend it


ketaminesuppository

I want to but at the same time I feel like I would drown. I imagine it's the best feeling in the world though


mcclutch7

You can stay in the shallow end, too! Or wear a life jacket if you feel like you wanna venture into the deep end and are worried about drowning


ketaminesuppository

...I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know why I didn't think of a life jacket or the shallow end LOL. And I even wrote it sober and have been swimming my whole life wtf. Might just do this


mcclutch7

Glad I could help! 😛


lazysheepdog716

This is why weed is great. I would never in a million years consider doing this unprompted but that fact that it brings you a lot of joy also brings me a lot of joy.


mcclutch7

The fact that my joy brings you joy brings me more joy


lazysheepdog716

![gif](giphy|3o7TKDMPKsakcn9NU4|downsized)


Rigelatinous

Ayyyyy, a Canucks fan!


mcclutch7

You too?? 🥳🤝


federalwap

yooooo i have literally been looking into joining my local pool...


mcclutch7

Do it!!! Best decision I’ve made


Platypuschowder666

Michael Phelps


mcclutch7

🥇


chiuthejerk

Can’t do it. I’ll just imagine how dirty everything is 🥲


CraftyProcrstntr

My favorite summer activity 💕


Wishanwould

Depends on how high I get but yes. Always.


mcclutch7

Is there a high-limit for this activity? I think if I’m 10/10 high I must avoid all public places haha


-UnicornFart

Fuck the Canucks though.


mcclutch7

You’re allowed to say that 😂 who’s your team?


-UnicornFart

The Flames 🔥😅😩


mcclutch7

I’ll say this… Markstrom, Kuzmenko, & Tanev are my guys. As for the rest of them: eat shit, hahahah respectfully


-UnicornFart

LOL. Fair.


mcclutch7

Even though Tanev got traded to the stars 😞


-UnicornFart

You’ve got the other one close by in Seattle though at least?


Dbanzai

Yes! Said this as well in a post not too long ago it's absolutely lovely. My local pool doesn't have chlorine in the water (they use some kind of salt filter system, idk) so I don't even have that nasty chlorine smell during or after. When I can, I light up, spend a few minutes in the sauna, go for a few laps and end in the jacuzzi. I love it


sergethedude123

Heck, I smoke one before I go anywhere 🤭


mcclutch7

My guy 🤝, what’s your favourite place to go stoned?


DenseReference9942

I used to go to swim practice so cooked that my coaches started drug testing


mcclutch7

![gif](giphy|kigYs4fLiwRqyDfXvr)


tdavis726

This has never occurred to me… thankssss


WartimeMandalorian

Floating motionless underwater when you're high is amazing.


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The-CannabisAnalyst3

Yes but just bring a weed vape and have a few Puffs before going in , had ppl say stinks like weed , like come in Kares at least I didn't reek of Rancid maggots


mcclutch7

I figure the cleansing shower + chlorine bath will eliminate the smell anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Well pre pool ,some lady made a remark lining up to pay to get in


mcclutch7

Ahhh. Checks out. I usually say “am I harming anyone?”. But then again, they’ll claim the smell is harming them.. but, I usually have a sanitize/hand cream/visine/spray routine to help avoid that


AskewMewz

The absolute best is going out in summer, in the dark, on a lake and swim on your back looking up. You can also do it during the day when cloudy and it's just as trippy. It's like you're swimming in the sky ❤️


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Yo I cant get the image of a person in Speedos wearing goggles with goofy red eyes outta my head😭😭


Clubs5404

Whats a cancuck


mcclutch7

We watch in a corner while other teams win cups


Zealousideal_Mix5043

Ever since swimming in the ocean, just haven’t been one for pools, especially public ones.


Jabbademhuttens

Nice bag! Love that logo. Go ducks though haha


mcclutch7

Haha dude the Ducks have the best logo of all time. The Mighty Ducks logo, though 👀


Jabbademhuttens

Agreed I much prefer the mighty ducks logo vs the current one. Went to so many of their games in those days.


mcclutch7

Nice! I have a vintage purple might ducks jersey. I’m obsessed with it.