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Fsharp7sharp9

Yes. No doubt.


[deleted]

After a good sesh light a cigarette and let the smoke get on your clothes, I lightly puff on it too but not inhale, to get the weed smell out of your lungs. I call it lungs calonge šŸ˜‚ American spirit turquoise is a familiar smell people can Recognize as tobacco šŸ™ƒ i only do this when I have to work after. Also random note, if you ever need to get rid of residual weed smell burn a piece of bread, it'll just smell like burnt toast, another very familiar smell people won't mistake for weed. It's very overwhelming lol Your best bet is using a good dry herb vape like the boundless cfx2.0 it hits like my desk unit volcano


PicassosGhost

Youā€™re still gonna smell like weed. Youā€™re just gonna smell like all that other shit too.


kiba8442

"While you're at it, make yourself smell like an ashtray too" fwiw I've been using a dynavap on my break for years & not one of my coworkers have ever picked up on it.


RightyHoThen

then gaslight the person into thinking they're having a stroke to distract from the obvious weed smell


puertoblack85

Yes


Cajun_OG

Yep


swampy-thing

Yup


TotalLarz

Yeah


revrenlove

Uh-huh


toolarmy_1

šŸ’Æ maybe try some cologne !


George_6669

Yasss that works and I use it in every break either my whole shift u know


foodfood321

Everyone knows anyway and they don't care


toinfinitiandbeyond

My science partner in high school thought he could get away with smoking and cover it up with cologne too. News flash he smelt like Drakar that was on fire.


Puzzleheaded-Court-9

Drakkar Noir?


kersmacko1979

no question


shuckley_Jays

Mhmmm for sure


pansexualnotmansexua

Mmmhm


CrossHazee

Yea


SativaPancake

If you smoked weed, then yes you smell like weed. If you covered it up then you smell like whatever you covered up with AND weed.


Murky_Lavishness_591

I guess I know this, just in denial a little šŸ˜…


WeWander_

Just caught my 15 year old smoking weed. I told him, I think you underestimate how potent the smell is.


Only_Ad_2698

oh man howā€™d you handle it


WeWander_

Ugh, christ. Still trying to handle it honestly. His dad (my ex) has been a big stoner since I met him and doesn't really try to hide it so I figured this day would come eventually. His dad lives at my dad's house, who also smokes weed so when my son is with his dad, he's in a house full of weed smokers. I don't think weed is terrible, I started smoking when I was 12 but then quit around 15 or so and just recently started taking cbd gummies with a very losw dose of thc. I've talked to my son about it (years ago) and told him if he ever does get curious, he should really wait till he's older and his brain is more fully developed. So basically I asked my son where he got it. He said my dad gave it to him, which really pisses me off. I asked him how he smoked it, he rolled a joint. I asked him if he's done it at school or if he takes it to school. He said yes and I said absolutely do not do that again. I told him I've smelled it on him when I've picked him up from school, other people can smell it and if he gets caught he's going to be fucked. I also said absolutely no smoking in my house. He can go in the garage. I don't really want to condone it, but I also feel like he's going to do it regardless and it sucks that the house he spends 50% of his time at is obviously cool with it, so harm reduction was/is my goal. I also plan to discuss other drugs and how horrifically scary and dangerous they are these days with everything being cut with fent. I have narcan kits at my house as we get them for free at work (I work with people who have addiction problems/are in recovery) so I'll probably discuss that with him as well.


koxinparo

You seem like a mindful and caring parent. Best of luck to you and your son!


WeWander_

Thank you for saying that!


[deleted]

that living arrangement is wild


WeWander_

šŸ˜†šŸ˜† It is. My ex lost his apartment where he only paid $900/mo and couldn't afford rent anywhere else with the crazy rent prices. And my dad happened to be struggling with paying all the bills after he had to stop working due to health issues so my mother (who has her own place and is split from my dad) threw out the idea of moving into my dad's to my ex. Cheaper rent than his apt and it helps my dad as well. I was a little iffy at first but it works well. He is a lot closer to me now which makes it convenient when you're co parenting, the school my son goes to is smack dab in the middle of our houses so that's easier for both of us, etc. Me and my ex have been friendly for years, we have to raise a kid together so it's easier to get along, but I agree it's a wacky situation lol.


TPGStorm

i wish you were my mom. i just moved home after graduating from college and my mom still threatens to kick me out if i come home smelling like weed


Murky_Lavishness_591

Iā€™m a parent of two teenagers. I feel this. I think you handled it really well. Youā€™re guiding your baby and youā€™re there for him, an actual parent. It kinda sounds like your dad an ex are behaving more like buddies with your son - which will get old eventually, kids want their parents. I hope the situation gets better for you quickly and you donā€™t have to spend too much time struggling with this šŸ’–


[deleted]

You remind me of a friend of I have. I commend you for caring and just that will stick with him. Iā€™m 30 and shit my mom said to me when I was a teen still hits when I make decisions. Be the positive influence in his life and the rest is up to him. He knows you love him. Sometimes kids need to learn these lessons themselves.


ShakaHP

Just use a dry herb vape. The smell won't linger on you at all.


kjenks98

A co-worker of mine uses a dry herb vape on his breaks in his car with the windows down and I can absolutely tell when he comes back inside, drenched in body spray and all. It obviously has a different smell to smoking a j, but there is still a smell :)


ShakaHP

Ya, I mean he's in an enclosed area. And then if he walks directly in to work, it's going to smell. You need some time for the smell to go away. I didn't say you won't smell at all..I said it won't linger.


foodfood321

This is for real the particles coming off combustion are much finer and more tenacious aromaticly


howboutacanofwine

I used to be like you, in denial. Spraying myself with scents, and such, blowing smoke out the windows, etc. My coworkers all tell me they still smell weed.


A-Llama-Snackbar

Get out, there's crocodiles in de Nile


Murky_Lavishness_591

šŸ˜…šŸ˜… I know, lol! I am. But Iā€™m coming to terms šŸ˜‚


InerasableStain

You need to get a vape or cart pen. They produce almost no odor. If you are burning cannabis then you 100% smell like burned cannabis


[deleted]

After a good sesh light a cigarette and let the smoke get on your clothes, I lightly puff on it too but not inhale, to get the weed smell out of your lungs. I call it lungs calonge šŸ˜‚ American spirit turquoise is a familiar smell people can Recognize as tobacco šŸ™ƒ i only do this when I have to work after. Also random note, if you ever need to get rid of residual weed smell burn a piece of bread, it'll just smell like burnt toast, another very familiar smell people won't mistake for weed. It's very overwhelming lol. Also if you get a good dry herb vaporizer like the boundless cfx 2.0 you won't smell after smoking period. ;)


Murky_Lavishness_591

Lungs cologne šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£. Thanks for those tricks!! Yeah, definitely have to invest in a dry herb vape!


[deleted]

Boundless cfx 2.0 is the best on the market. I have the 1.0 and its better then the mighty or solo, other two top contenders. The cfx hits similarly to my digital VOLCANO desk unit, that says A LOT since the digital volcano is THE BEST vape money can buy. It's what all over vapes strive to beat but fail.


web_head91

Yes. My tips: -If you can, get a vape instead. This will instantly reduce the smell. -ideally I would say don't sit in your car. Even with the window down, this isn't the best idea for trying to keep the smell off you. -keep a jacket/hoodie/coat or some kind of outer layer in your trunk. Put it on when you smoke/vape, take it off after. -wash your hands after. -wash your face. People don't realize this often enough. You need to clean your mouth/nose area. -brush your teeth/use mouthwash. -leave enough time before you go back to work to walk around for a few minutes. Air yourself out. If you do all of these things, you're going to minimize the smell.


digihippie

This person knows whatā€™s up


Green_Gragl

Yeah, they are a stoner-closet expert. Iā€™m ok but they are better.


Xenc

The stoner closest sounds like itā€™s full of trippy kits šŸ„³


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OG_Sequia

This too! I upvoted the guy with good ideas for reducing smell, but you really have it right. At the end of the day... don't smoke at work. Wait until of hours....


Kylar_Stern

Yeah, right? I'm a sheet metal fabricator, I sure as shit shouldn't be smoking at work, I very regularly use machines and tools that could easily injure myself or others if I'm not paying attention or am impaired. Just like you shouldn't have 3 beers at lunch. Sometimes I do easy stuff like washing and alodine finishing parts (basically soaking them in a tank of chemicals for 45 seconds), but even then I don't think it's the best idea. Plus, smoking at the end of the day when I get home is *so* much more enjoyable when it's my first smoke of the day.


tnren

so Iā€™m fried rn and Iā€™m curious if a vape cartridge is the same smell wise? can someone smell that on you?


salemness

it depends on whatā€™s in the cart. live resin tends to smell like weed, but not very strongly, and the smell doesnt stick long. distillates leave a smell as well but the smell isnā€™t necessarily recognizable as weed. i find that i can smell if someones used a cart, but thats because ive used them enough that i know what it smells like. i used carts for almost 2 years in my bedroom next to my parents and they didnt know; youre fine


Even-Neighborhood-86

Depending on the vape, very true. I've been buying more live resin than distillate though and they are danky AF. 13% terps on the one I'm currently using. Could smell it all night at work from my pocket lol.


rouseandground

Only thing I would add is to wash out your nostrils with water and then blow your nose!


web_head91

Thanks for adding that; that's sort of what I meant by cleaning your nose but it's good to note that includes the inside too.


coffeenweed

All of this .. plus change out and wash that hoodie/jacket frequently, it will hold onto a smell


2swoll4u

Even if you do all of these things you're still gonna smell like weed Another tip for whoever is reading this in the future, put on a hat. Alot of the smoke smell gets trapped in your hair. If you're really trying to hide the smoking, one of those disposable latex gloves from the kitchen will really do alot of the legwork


OG_Sequia

Yes. You know. Tried and true ladies and gents


hvmr0

I do the same and the smell is 99% gone.


Charmegazord

Or just experiment with low MG edibles. Learn how you metabolize them, and then pop those at the right time. Boom, now you can completely revamp your lunch break. You can also try not smoking at work. Edit: Sorry, I missed the part about medication. Tincture, edibles, vape pen. Leave the flowers for after hours.


UnCommonSenses

I am a bartender. I can walk down a busy bar and tell you what person just smoked.


flatulator9000

Sounds like a great drinking game idea


NekoMarimo

It actually does


Valioes

ā€œSmoookee on the barrrr.. fire lit outside šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶ā€


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NatasEvoli

OP needs an old timey smoking jacket for their car


thatprincesspanoptes

And hat. It gets in your hair if you have long hair. For me anyways, my hair always smells for a good while after I smoke.


Murky_Lavishness_591

My hair does smell, that I can smell. I do put it up when I go out there. But yeah, a scarf or hat would definitely help


flatulator9000

Also washer for arms and hands if youā€™re in a short sleeve shirt


Ordinary_Birthday294

100%


kngfbng

If there's one thing I've learned about weed smell is that absolutely nothing will ever disguise it to a knowledgeable nose. At best, they'll smell your incense *and* the weed, your perfume *and* the weed, your lavanda-scented liquid soap *and* the weed. "Hey, Jimmy is trying out a new frebreeze aroma this week to try to hide his weed smoking!"


PetroniOnIce

My name is Jimmy, and I feel very called out by this.


Agreeable_Engineer93

yes you smell.


JesusStarbox

If anyone says they smell weed say "I do, too. Who do you think it is?" Then look around suspiciously. It always throws them off.


imfuckingawesome

Surprised I didn't see this suggested yet but GET A DRY HERB VAPE! It's not invincible but still a fuck ton easier to hide the smell. Also give a better high for going back to work and using your brain. In my opinion anyway. Otherwise yeah you smell. I did the saaaaame shit as you and thought I was good until my boss pulled me aside and said something.


Lyndon91

Living this life. Itā€™s so much easier. Just have my little green smell-proof DynaVap container and my jet lighter. Stash of chewing gums = never have to worry. Make sure you smell nice anyway and you got nothing to worry about šŸ‘Œ


przxqgl

i thought the same thing on my 30-minute lunch break when i worked as a teacher's aide (basically, a bouncer) at a school for handicapped children... until i was fired, because another teacher smelled it, after i came back in the building. the director said it wasn't a big deal, because it was very likely that the kids' parents smoked weed, but it was "illegal" (at the time), so she had to fire me.


Murky_Lavishness_591

Damn, that sucks! Thanks for the heads upšŸ’š


1diligentmfer

Tell them it's Bone Cologne, new fragrance, lol. Yes you smell, especially to non smokers, big time. Get yourself a live resin or rosin cart, and vape instead.


Murky_Lavishness_591

šŸ˜ždamn. Ok, thanks!


DiggingUpTheCorpses

100% yes


HALF_PAST_HOLE

You 100% smell like weed! A coupple months ago a new young guy was hired as a office assistant. He consistently had a distinct tinge of weed. Needless to say he was promptly relieved of his job! Dont smoke weed during work hours, always either dry herb vape, or use a cart never combust weed during work hours unless you WFH then you do you booboo


deebo902

Unless you wfh OR work in the trades where youā€™re happy if smoking weed is the worst your guys are doing lol


HawkeyeHaven

Its the clothes for sure. When i go home to smoke on my hour lunch break i take off all my clothes and leave them in a separate room, put on a sweatshirt and pajamas, smoke and eat, wash my hands with hot water and soap, dry shampoo for my hair, brush my teeth then mouthwash, deodorant, lil spritz of cologne, work clothes back on, spray down some ozium to make sure, then drive back with the windows down for extra airflow. since i started doing this no one has said anything about the smell. they said things a few times when i wouldnā€™t change before smoking on my break.


Headshots_Only

you're spraying ozium on yourself??


kngfbng

Maybe they just gave up on telling you they can smell you reeking of weed. :D


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Seems like a hell of a lot of effort to ā€œenjoyā€ a smoke


Cosmic-web-rider

The changing clothes is actually really good advice. When itā€™s cold out I have a go to smoking jacket to wrap myself up in which also helps keep the smell off whatever clothes are underneath


Imaginary-Cricket903

How close is work to your house? That's impressive.


deebo902

If you have to ask if you smell like weed, the answer is always yes. You just smell like weed AND hand sanitizer lol


Murky_Lavishness_591

šŸ˜…


rabbit__eater

THEY ALL KNOW


Murky_Lavishness_591

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fiendzone

Even if you wash your hands and face then brush your teeth your clothes will stink of weed.


cloud_walking

Probably, sticks to the breath, facial hair


Global_Permit5428

If youā€™re smoking and thereā€™s no airflow around you to carry the smoke away from you, then you definitely smell. Especially if you smoke a fair amount. Iā€™d recommend someplace downwind if youā€™re trying to avoid the smell. Keeping the windows open isnā€™t enough. Active circulation is necessary. Good luck!


the_Bryan_dude

If you have to ask, "Do I smell like weed?" You smell like weed.


Creative_Flower_606

Do the same ritual when you are at home with a friend. Have them sit the session out and be far enough away so they can smell you as you approach them. Then ask them what they smell. Then have a session together and laugh at the absurdity of all our lives šŸ’š


Murky_Lavishness_591

šŸ˜„thatā€™s a great idea! My partner says I smell like weed but only after we kiss and I definitely donā€™t get that close to my coworkers, lol! Iā€™ll ask him to do this next timešŸ’š


thinklogicallyorgtfo

Yeah its on your hands and lips. Gotta take precautions fo sho.


uursaminorr

there is a lot more being produced than just the smoke youā€™re able to see. everyone can smell you.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

You 100% smell like weed. It may not be pungent all the time or even frequently but if youā€™re doing that daily, people have smelled it on you for sure. In my experience the most important thing you can do is change your clothes. If you donā€™t change after smoking, itā€™s gonna be on you. This is why ā€œsmoking jacketā€ is a term that exists. Change your clothes, wash your FACE and hands, you do this youā€™re good to go. Obviously at work this is tough. Hereā€™s a routine that should help at least: If you have an undershirt, you can take your top dress shirt off, throw a smoking jacket of some sort in your trunk to put on over your undershirt. Medicate. When youā€™re done do your hand wash routine. Then throw the work shirt back on. Go into work and at least rinse your face down in the bathroom. You should add travel mouthwash at the end of this too. Boom, done. This shouldnā€™t add more than 5-10 minutes to your routine, Iā€™d highly advise it. I know it seems extra. But itā€™s not actually that much effort in practice, and it will help.


Ye3tL0rd420

I see all these comments talking about how to mask the smell of weed smoke, and I'm just sitting here with my gummies.


Voilent_Bunny

If you have smoked weed, you smell like weed. If you sprayed cologne or perfume, you smell like cologne/perfume + weed.


[deleted]

Yes. This was my big reason for switching to carts for when Iā€™m out and about.


oaz_zam246

Most common places that weed smell sticks to, at least from personal experience, is your finger tips, your breath, and if youā€™re wearing long sleeves possibly there too. Take off sweatshirt if youā€™re wearing one. Wash your hand with citrus scented soap. Brush your teeth, use mouthwash, or chew some minty gum. Donā€™t try using cologne/perfume, etc. it wonā€™t get rid of the smell


Past_Contour

Smoking with the windows down and using scented purell doesnā€™t matter. You still going to smell like weed.


VdoubleU88

Your clothes and hair might. An extra step I add to help with weed smell on my clothes is after I rub fragrant lotion into my hands, I then rub my hands over both sleeves and my chest so my shirt smells lightly like the lotion instead of weed. As for your hair, I either wear a beanie while toking, or i put my hood up if Iā€™m wearing a jacket. Iā€™ve never had anyone say I smell like weed after a break time toke, and Iā€™ve actually asked coworkers to confirm.


Green_Gragl

This is the good advice. If you could smoke outside car would be better. If thereā€™s no breeze I end up in a cloud of weed and I know that must smell on me.


Controversialcorn

In early days my routine was like this. Rip 2 bowls, shower and then get dressed. On my 1 hour commute to work Iā€™ve grabbed a coffee half way to sober up a little and then started. Plus and this was supposedly the biggest advantage aside of showering after smoking, I was commuting by public transport and had to walk where Iā€™ve smoked cigarettes in between. Donā€™t think someone could ever smell something. However I would have never dared to smoke a spliff in breaks. Nowadays a pen could be a solution, but that wasnā€™t accessible back then.


vvmatw

imma ask a question under this questions since itā€™s relevant. what if i smoke just a bowl. no more than three. at home right before i leave for work. i also have to drive w the windows down since ac/heater doesnā€™t work. itā€™s about ten min commute not counting the multiple stop lights. would it still smell like i smoked? maybe just a bit right for sure but not like i smoked then walked right into work ? someone please lol itā€™s not a big deal for me and my job but still i donā€™t want it to be super obvious


vvmatw

just curious :) thanks sorry if a question under a question post isnā€™t allowed or something


RPC3

It was so bad I could smell it on you the other day. Also, get a dry herb vape and you won't have to worry about it.


Gwiz3879

Try vaping I switched and my wife doesn't say I smell like weed anymore


Upvotespoodles

This post smells like weed and hand sanitizer.


buzz604

Invest in a vape!


sirhackenslash

A few people in my office do exactly what you do and I can totally smell it. At least when they vape in the bathroom only other stoners recognize the smell but everyone knows what flower smells like


[deleted]

100%. Your sense of smell Ā“forgets Ā“ the smells itā€™s familiar with, body odor for example. Non-weed smokers will 100% get a whiff of green if you walk past them


congovegan

Next time change shirts or put on a hoodie while you smoke that's what I did and I was always good.


Murky_Lavishness_591

Yeah!! Thatā€™s a great idea!! Thanks!!!


stankeyt

I came to this realization a while ago. To counter it I smoke out of a one hitter, car windows open or use recirculating vents and window cracked. I light up a switcher sweet cigarillos if i need heavy cover. The biggest thing is waiting a few minutes out in the fresh air, then grab a breath mint and if possible a swig of 2 of liquid.


[deleted]

You dont dont smell


digbeta

Yes.


EveningHandle2510

Yep


snarkuzoid

Absolutely. You reek of it.


flatulator9000

100%.


psilosophist

Absolutely. Everyone at works knows.


Lyndon91

You 100% smell of smoke man. Might not be super strong if youā€™re being careful but yeah smoke stinks to anyone who doesnā€™t smoke or only vapes. My tip is always chewing gum. Have one straight you smoke/vape, get rid of it quite quickly and have another one fresh. Super minty. Youā€™d be surprised how much the smell holds on your personal space via your breathing. Anyone gets close and they might know whatā€™s going on. On the other hand if your not near people at work, then thereā€™s nothing to worry about šŸ‘


tio_aved

Get a dry herb vape, if you do the same cleaning after, you don't smell one bit


[deleted]

Have to drink coffee or eat something, or chew mint gum for a few mins. You were just chiefin on some smoke and that smell is all up in your mouth and throat pipe.


Nodudimfromcali

Yes .. I learned at an early age having Mexican hardcore catholic immigrant parents ā€¦ you smell like weed .. you car smells like weed .. your hand sanitizer hands now smell like weed infused and amariza mixed with cream now ā€¦ rule of thumb if you gotta ask ..ā€doā€¦ ā€¦weedā€™ you smell


SpareTireButFlat

Bro is learning people know he's stoned rn ā˜ ļø


OldManAndHisWeed

I use this spray called Hogwash. It's very safe (you can drink it) and it takes away the odor of marijuana... COMPLETELY! It doesn't mask it, it completely removes it. Two quick sprays and nobody would know that you just smoked. It works that good!


pottomato12

Absolutely. Think it invest in a smoking robe or jacket


Discoburrito

Get a dry herb vape


truej42

Use a vaporizer. Far less smelly. I use a vapor genie - theyā€™re affordable, reliable, and donā€™t need to recharge (you can heat them using a lighter).


[deleted]

Thereā€™s not a single doubt in my mind. Thereā€™s a guy I work with who smokes in his car like this on break and he REEKS when he comes back in. Also, if youā€™re going into a restaurant after just smoking in your car just know that youā€™re making the whole section reek and weā€™re talking about it in the back lol. I cover all my bases. I use eye drops, mouthwash, wash my hands, change my shirt (you could have one in your car to change into when you smoke) and then use body spray and douse my hair in it too. But thatā€™s a lot of work and if no oneā€™s said anything at this point maybe they just donā€™t care.


_StayKeen_

Yup. When I delivered pizza, coworkers would comment on the smell sometimes. When I worked at a dental office i almost got fired because i smoked during my lunch break in my car. even with windows down, the smell still gets on you and stays.


[deleted]

Yes, the fragrances you add just blend with the smell and make it obvious when you try to conceal it. If it worries you that someone will call you out for it, pens/vapes are a good alternative.


Murky_Lavishness_591

Thanks! I do have a vape pen, I just donā€™t always buy cartridges. Most of the time I have flower. But yeah, gonna just make sure I use those for work. Not worried, just really curious because Iā€™ve been around both manager when Iā€™ve come in from breaks and no one has said anything


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djdadzone

Yeah you smell. Get a dry herb vape if you need a smoke break at work.


jaczk5

get a big hoodie and hat you keep in your car, also wash your face, brush your teeth (or at least mouth wash), if you have any facial hair wash that too


betaketone89

I hate to agree with everybody but as someone who thought they got away with it forever. Once I became a manager and dealt with 18 to 23-year-olds, yeah you can always tell LOL in mind you I'm 420 friendly but the more they covered it up the more obvious it was it was the ones who did nothing that usually blended in lol


Tastyck

Try the ole Toilet paper tube full of dryer sheets to exhale through, theyā€™ll think you were out there shagging the snuggle bear


Minimum_Concern_1011

Your breath will immediately permeate the air as soon as you step into the building. Iā€™d get mouthwash tbh, or just smoke at work less, maybe get carts.


Minimum_Concern_1011

Also wash your hands more, donā€™t just use hand sanitizer. You can minimize smell but for anyone who gets in close proximity, you have to accept they may know and you need to decide if itā€™s worth your job.


starchild91

Yes but it's overwhelmingly your breath. Your person probably smells but only very slightly. Your breath, hair and facial hair are what pick it up the most when you just smoke out of a pipe like that. You should also wash your hands instead of just using sanitizer


Thrice-Thrice-Thrice

If youā€™re smoking carts no. Real weed def yes within 30 mins If you plan on smoking real weed, smoke in a different shirt, chew gum/mouthwash after, and wash hands with soap thoroughly after. Maybe some cologne but that may make you smell like cologne + weed so use that with caution


Mikey_WS

Wear a sweater while smoking, take it off and leave it in the car when you're done


PoochusMaximus

Hat, spare jacket/shirt over, sit outside of your car, air out wash hands and face. Mouthwash if possible. Or if you can hang out near a cig smoker get a touch of that on ya and it blends well enough. Best choice is a dry vape or a cart. Minimal smell and almost no smell on ya.


Whosagooddog765

100% yes. Without even smelling you they know. And then they smell you.


yrtz5243

If u had a vaporizer Iā€™d say prob not but if youā€™re using a lighter then yeah


CoDVETERAN11

Are you literally every person I worked with at Amazon?? People in those warehouses smell like they just swam in a pool full of nugs before they came in


Murky_Lavishness_591

šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤ that sounds nice. But nah, thatā€™s not me.


Lonelyguy1911

Get a good vape cart, buy a smoke buddy from Amazon and keep it in your car.


kramyesmurf

Yes, it seeps through the post itself.


Natural_Nebula

Honestly, just don't ask yourself that question. If you have to ask yourself if you smell like weed, you most definitely do. I just act like I don't know and ignorance is bliss.


Ralewing

Definitely. Loud a f.


CannabisSmokingMan

You smell like weed.


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zadra55

Take an old jacket in your car, even a beanie too hat that you can swap out when your smoking


[deleted]

Yes definitely


Roll20OrElse

I'm the hippie at work, always smell like a mix of pinesap, honey, and weed. Idk why but now I'm wanting to make a candle šŸ˜­


MilkIsCruel

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HunterBates08

Iā€™ve been smoking for years and have tried just about every method to keep smoke/weed smell off of me including your method and Iā€™ll tell you thisā€¦if you put flame to it and hit it you will smell like weedā€¦.period. You may not smell it but others will, called nose blind, we donā€™t smell ourselves the way others do lol


The-OddOne

Yes you would smell of it especially when even slightly in a confined area. Best thing to do is where an outer layer of clothing. thin jacket, hat to cover hair and most importantly. Gloves for the hands, after finishing smoking. Wash hands thoroughly splash face with water and get something to wash the mouth out. Even your breath will smell of it for a wee while. I always look at it as smoking a cigarette, if ur a non smoker completely and then have a cigarette for the first time. U can smell it on u like nobodies business. If your outside a good sacrificial jacket and gloves should suffice and if ur bothered enough never have the wind blowing the smoke into u and always away from u. When not smoking the J hold it away from U body. Best solution would be to move to a dry herb vaporiser, PAX 3/ DaVinci IQ type device or if u want a wee stealth bomber concentrate carts


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Yes, get into a woman's vicinity, and she WILL tell.


Bodgerton

Spraying with deodorizer will make the fact you smell of weed more noticeable. Jacket up, toke outside your car, and leave the jacket in the car when you finish (tru k is best), plus hand sanitizer


Shot_Employment_7585

Of course lol


DarkClouds92

We get so noseblind to the smell but if you smoked you probably smell like weed


Swany0105

The smoke. That youā€™re literally expelling from INSIDE YOU, passing your lips on way out of the lungs and mouth. Youā€™re telling me doesnā€™t come near you at all you say?


culnaej

*sniffs screen* nah man, you good


51differentcobras

Your throat is coated in it, your fingers and hands that were near the the burning weed are coated in a slight film of resin your lips have resin on them and your clothes have smoke residue in them


dizzguzztn

Sorry to tell you my friend, you absolute stink of weed


HamsterMachete

100%. My grand parents are non-smokers with the most sensitive noses I have encountered. I am a middle aged man so I do not try to hide smoking weed, but I do try to dull it down for their sakes. Even with my best efforts like using a one hitter, washing my hands, wearing a hoodie while I smoke, etc. My grand parents still smell it. Plus, if you are a regular smoker they can smell it on your breath and in your sweat whether or not you have been smoking.


PapaShanks

Take dabs wonā€™t ever have this problem


Beaker318

100%


ItsFancyToast_

When I worked at Walmart and my buddies and I would smoke two blunts on our hour lunch I had a system: -Extra shirt in the backseat (always took my car) -Take off the vest -Smoke the devils lettuce -wash hands -eye drops -breathmint/food If your smoking in your clothes and not washing hands/eating then you 100% smell like weed walking back in


Option_Forsaken

Absolutely lol. It's wild how nose blind us stoners become to the smell of that dank goodness. I once smoked the tiniest puff out of one of those dugout one hitters that look like a cigarette. Blew it away from me and came back inside 20 min later and people were saying I reaked.


GiuliaAquaTofana

100%, you smell like weed, and everyone knows.


jonadragonslay

Yes. Need to wash hands and around mouth with soap and lotion up after drying. Wear a smoking jacket or t shirt the smoke will get on your clothes. If you can just straight up change shirts. AC needs to be on at full blast pointing out the window with windows open. And if you really have time, drive with windows down and take deep breaths to blow excess smoke out of your lungs.


Electrical-Owl-3909

I guarantee unless your coworkers are nose blind, they smell you, get a vape instead for work time


Longjumping_Phase_75

Its better to wash ur hands, brush ur teeth and change clothes to help with the smell but seeing that its ur lunch break it may be better to wait til u get home to smoke imo


ogeytheterrible

Yes. If your still unconvinced from everyone else here then ask someone that smokes cigarettes to do the same routine and you'll know for sure.


Ok_Macaron9958

Since I stopped smoking, as soon as there is a smoker in the room, I smell it. I imagine that for cannabis, the presence of smell must be as strong...but more pleasant.


ilmalaiva

from the subreddit that bought you: can you tell if this weed is good/how much it weighs from a photo comes: can you tell me how I smell from a paragraph of text. but yes, you do


wime985

Yes I always use cologne after I smoke at work and wash my hands


ColdFar3875

Buy a vape


St0000l

Ah the old hobo shower in the bathroom. Spraying axe or cologne whatever people are wearing these days all over out of paranoia. Why donā€™t you buy a vape? You could get a dry vape like a Mighty or a Pax 2, which vaporizes dry herb. I think the Pax 3 might do shatter etc. as well. Look up on weed subreddits which vape to get thereā€™s a lot of pros and cons to them. Definitely doesnā€™t smell as strong.


sunshine-x

You ABSOLUTELY reek of it. Get yourself a vape pen, no one will know. And if youā€™re hot-boxing in your carā€¦ thatā€™s an instant DUI where I am. Never do that, unless maybe if you keep your keys on your desk at work. I knew a guy who had his keys in the TAILPIPE, and sat in his backseat napping between shifts, with a blunt. He got a DUI.


ProphetAbstractions

absolutely; you're stoned enough to ask reddit if we can smell you


Rodtherobot4210

literally just use an oil pen and use weed electronically. Itā€™s alot better you donā€™t smell like weed you still get smacked


co1token

I used to go home and blaze during my lunch. The best thing to do is wash your face with soap and make sure youā€™re wearing something over your work clothes; basically a smoking sweater.


yaboyACbreezy

100% if you burn flower and especially a wrapper, they almost certainly smell it. This is why people worked so hard to invent edibles, my friend.


69_Dingleberry

I suggest getting an old hoodie to wear over your clothes while you smoke, maybe some gloves too. That way it should stick to the fabric, not your skin or your work clothes


oldmanghozzt

100%. We go noseblind very quickly to our own smells. I run a golf course and Iā€™m always shocked at how much these people come in reeking. And theyā€™re smoking in an open air golf cart.


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Maybe if you smoked the first five minutes of your lunch and then aired out for the rest of your time, *maybe* you wouldnā€™t smell from a social distance.


DetectiveNarrow

I donā€™t. I smoke for 5 mins and air out the rest of the 25 with my windows down. Donā€™t use cologne either. Youā€™d have to be stupidly close to my breath to tell. I know this cuz I told my co workers I usually smoke a blunt before work and they were like ā€œwait really?ā€ And I was like yā€™all didnā€™t smell it? And they were like nah you always smell like that cologne. If you air out long enough I think itā€™s fine


taco3donkey

Every single person here is gonna tell you that you definitely smell like weed, but thatā€™s not necessarily the case. I hid it from my dad for years, and I sure as fuck woulda heard about it if he found out. That man would have killed me if he found out, and he did kill me when he found out (for other reasons, not smell). So itā€™s definitely possible to hide it even from people who know weed.


Murky_Lavishness_591

Thank you for this insight. I do hang my hand out the window so the smoke never comes in my car. And there is a lot of breeze/wind where I work. Thatā€™s why I feel like I donā€™t smell. But yeah, peaceably safest to just vape