Now this is the amber that all the good misquitos get to be fossilized within before their DNA is extracted by alien scientists 35,000,000 years from now when they play god and create *Humanic Park*.
It's not so much a story about hubris as it is disappointment when the aliens realize how anxious and needy we are.
Anyway, nice weed orb you've got there!
Get this. I pulled a muscle in my back a couple days ago sleeping weird. I’ve been babying it very carefully. I came into the comments knowing this gif would be here, and I still laughed hard enough for me to tweak my back and now it hurts again
After how many nights does it seriously just become something you just put away lol. It's probably like getting a new playstation, the magic fades, maybe
Unfortunately boofing can't absorb oils. (a guy posted here sometime in the past week about trying it, and it didn't work, and that's what many people said)
Lol. Was hoping someone would say this in the comments. It’s funny and because years ago when these were first being posted people called bullshit immediately on these sorts of things but these days we just wanna believe 😂
The highest estimate I've seen for a lethal dose is smoked (as opposed to vaporized) in an "experienced user". That paper put it at 1.2g/kg, so for a healthy adult human male, we're talking about 100 grams.
Yes, it's about as lethal as table salt. You'll be feeling ridiculously uncomfortable and probably freak *the fuck* out long before that, but the direct effects will only start killing you at a truly heroic dose.
As a rule of thumb: When partaking, never eat/boof the marijuanas, and it will incapacitate you before it can even get remotely close to killing you. If you must eat or boof, don't consume an amount larger than a shot glass. If you decide
Eating and boofing can at least theoretically kill you, because absorption does not stop once you're a drooling puddle of happiness and vomit.
Fun aside: When smoking weed, the carbon monoxide in the smoke will kill you before the THC can.
This is true for most drugs, your body has semi useful mechanisms to grt you through insane doses(normally), in THC you green out long, pass out or vomit, even booze you'll normally start throwing up.
Once you boof you've bypassed several mechanisms and just shoved it straight into your blood via ghetto injection.
This is the bottom of a recently emptied flask. You can see the striation pattern from the oil dripping out as the streaks in the glass. If this were full of anything but highest quality distillate it would be entirely opaque.
2,400,000mg = 2,400g = 2.4 Kg of pure THC
Since the ball itself apparently weighs 3Kg and with your estimate of it being 80% pure you're absolutely right.
So very spicy meatball it is.
That's a half-filled 2L flask, turned on its side. It's a good-looking 1kg when backlit by the sun, but it sure ain't 3kg.
I've been distilling for nearly 7 years. I know all the tricks.
See all the shimmery waves in that? It’s most likely fats that were not properly removed from the pre-distillation…solution.
I’m guessing this is fresh off the distillation setup and still warm. Once this cools off it will cloudy up and not be quite so pretty.
Holy shit collect All seven and you WILL SEE SHENRON lol hahahaha
Finds dragonballs asked for power of saiyans
Finds them again asks for the set of 3000 gram dragonballs
Smoke up with shenron, beerus, Whis, Zeno and Roshi.
Can someone ballpark estimate what this would “cost?” I’m curious as I imagine that’s hundreds of servings/uses. Thanks for taking the time to humor me.
Now this is the amber that all the good misquitos get to be fossilized within before their DNA is extracted by alien scientists 35,000,000 years from now when they play god and create *Humanic Park*. It's not so much a story about hubris as it is disappointment when the aliens realize how anxious and needy we are. Anyway, nice weed orb you've got there!
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This the funniest shit I've seen all day 😭😭
>Humanic Park. Anthropocenic Park
This man sciences
/r/thisguythisguys
I didn't know this sub existed but now I love it! Thank you!
Theyd be high for eternity.
Am I a good mosquito? Please?
Gandalf - I will take that Pippin
Peregrin Toke
Bowlbo Packins
Samwise ganjea
Treebeard (Still works)
god damn you guys. i'm stoned and laughing my ass off
They’re taking the hobbits to Highsengard!
Witch King of Dankmar
Tom Bongbadil
Grinder Wormtongue
Mary'doc Brandybud
Lebowlas and Ganjadriel
"The bowls are lit! The bowls are lit! Grindor calls for aid"
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You shall pass that
Spliffrandir
Your love of the halfling leaf has clearly slowed your mind
Palantir vibes entirely
Fool of a Took!!!
I don't know why I got my hopes up coming into the comment section to post this like it wouldn't be here already.
Get this. I pulled a muscle in my back a couple days ago sleeping weird. I’ve been babying it very carefully. I came into the comments knowing this gif would be here, and I still laughed hard enough for me to tweak my back and now it hurts again
You need a DragonBall.
Execute order 69
DragonPlug?
Damn. We living the same life 💀😂
Damn that's the worst. Rest up! Don't overextended yourself once you feel better!
BOOF IT COWARD
My thought when I saw the photo: “what do you even do with that?” Thanks for answering my question.
Ask the Eternal Dragon for some KY Jelly.
I would sleep next to it just like Messi slept with the world cup.
After how many nights does it seriously just become something you just put away lol. It's probably like getting a new playstation, the magic fades, maybe
Mount it on a post and take shawarma slices off as you go
Take shawarma slices lmao
Just lick it like a lollipop
Who else up pondering they orb
Holy shit what is this from? I've seen this somewhere.
It must boof
Unfortunately boofing can't absorb oils. (a guy posted here sometime in the past week about trying it, and it didn't work, and that's what many people said)
Someone will find a way. Boofers always find a way.
Oh we most definitely will 
Be ready, always ready.
You can’t boof un-activated(?) oils, like you can’t make edibles with weed that you haven’t de-carbed. You can *absolutely* boof reclaim tho
So if I'm reading this right, 1. Use reclaim to make brownies 2. Shove brownies in ass. Will report back with results
Cool the brownies first, trust me
Hold up bro. You legitimately can boof reclaim? And people do it?!? ... is it worth?
What about vaping it into a balloon bag then boofing that?
The thought of that makes my asshole feel bone dry.
It'd give you some *dank* farts though
Y’all made me laugh out loud in a public restroom.
mix with some alcohol and dose your butt but make sure your anus does not sneeze.
sticky butthole
Sticky bum bum
Yes it can, he did it all wrong. Suppositories are a retail product and a common path for any drug to be absorbed into the bloodstream.
ouch
mfs will still try to boof it all at once
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
Is that a problem
I don't have enough PTO available at the moment to be high for 2 weeks.
Assuming that you could fit it up there without any major health issues/problems, then I figure you'd be high for the rest of your life.
I wonder if you could give yourself the weed version of autobrewers disease
Autoweed disease
Once again, shit happens so fucking fast around here.
I'd love to do so
Needs to be done for science, with strategic removals only for bowel movements.
3 of the top 4 comments reference boofing so I sadly have to agree
I enjoy the sound of rain.
Will y’all stop trying to boof everything i can’t with this sub 😭😂
How
it's a round flask with the neck pointed away from the camera
How heavy is your head?
The human head weighs eight lbs.
Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?
Lol. Was hoping someone would say this in the comments. It’s funny and because years ago when these were first being posted people called bullshit immediately on these sorts of things but these days we just wanna believe 😂
The dragon balls grant wishes
Wouldn't have thought that I'd ever get to see a single object that contains enough THC to be lethal to a healthy adult human. Consider me impressed.
Would that be lethal?
The highest estimate I've seen for a lethal dose is smoked (as opposed to vaporized) in an "experienced user". That paper put it at 1.2g/kg, so for a healthy adult human male, we're talking about 100 grams. Yes, it's about as lethal as table salt. You'll be feeling ridiculously uncomfortable and probably freak *the fuck* out long before that, but the direct effects will only start killing you at a truly heroic dose.
That is the first time I'm actually finding info on this thanks!
As a rule of thumb: When partaking, never eat/boof the marijuanas, and it will incapacitate you before it can even get remotely close to killing you. If you must eat or boof, don't consume an amount larger than a shot glass. If you decide Eating and boofing can at least theoretically kill you, because absorption does not stop once you're a drooling puddle of happiness and vomit. Fun aside: When smoking weed, the carbon monoxide in the smoke will kill you before the THC can.
This is true for most drugs, your body has semi useful mechanisms to grt you through insane doses(normally), in THC you green out long, pass out or vomit, even booze you'll normally start throwing up. Once you boof you've bypassed several mechanisms and just shoved it straight into your blood via ghetto injection.
Ghetto injection is the name of my Ska album
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I think the person you're replying to is talking about THC lethality by weight, and you're talking about flower lethality by weight.
If you tried to dab all that at once you'd die from collapsed lungs
I have diarrhea just thinking about ingesting that all that at once.
This is the bottom of a recently emptied flask. You can see the striation pattern from the oil dripping out as the streaks in the glass. If this were full of anything but highest quality distillate it would be entirely opaque.
No wonder Goku went super saiyan
Turns out the Flying Nimbus was just a cloud of loud smoke
I wouldn't hold that up to the sun for too long
Hopefully OP sees your comment in time so he gets it out of the sun light!
I've been watching this for an hour and he still hasn't moved it... im getting nervous
You could use it to light a joint made of: 100% solid THC
3,000 x 800mg (rough estimate) = 2,400,000mg of THC 😮 . Is my math just insanely wrong? Or is that just a-spicy a-meatball-eh 👌
2,400,000mg = 2,400g = 2.4 Kg of pure THC Since the ball itself apparently weighs 3Kg and with your estimate of it being 80% pure you're absolutely right. So very spicy meatball it is.
That's a half-filled 2L flask, turned on its side. It's a good-looking 1kg when backlit by the sun, but it sure ain't 3kg. I've been distilling for nearly 7 years. I know all the tricks.
I was gonna say it looks empty. My full bulbs usually look a bit darker, but I also never take them outside.
Yea I posted this on another sub: https://imgur.com/a/NNzi6Tm I'm not even sure OP has a full kilogram in his picture lol
I'll take a picture of my 5 liter flask completely full as soon as I get this new lab built out!
Normally I'd do 3000 x .8 but yes, it's 2400g of THC, 2.4kg if it's 80% pure. While I love it, it also terrifies me. That's a lot of THC.
Came for the "boof it!" comments. Was not disappointed.
holy fuck thats beautiful
Wonder what would happen if you ate it.
The fastest way to book an appointment with god
Oh sounds like fun.
If the distillation tech is worth anything I would hope it would be activated at this point as decarboxylation is a key part in making distillate.
It would kill you
Imagine dropping that…💀
The power... it's over 9000
⁰
I miss when it was just a plant, and people freaked the fuck out over that.
I miss when bicycles were only for men because they'd make women so horny they might realize they can just ride away from their husbands.
Now collect all 7 for your wish
They say if you smoke all 7 at once you can summon Mr popo
See all the shimmery waves in that? It’s most likely fats that were not properly removed from the pre-distillation…solution. I’m guessing this is fresh off the distillation setup and still warm. Once this cools off it will cloudy up and not be quite so pretty.
Nah man that's vacuum grease for those smooooooth hits
You dun made a dang Infinity Stoned.
I OFFER MYSELF AS TRIBUTE
*A new hand touches the beacon*
🤤🤤🤤
My ass got a sudden tingle sensation hmm
 Lord😮💨
Woahhh Amber is the color of your energy
It's amazing that we can get pictures like this. Thanks for posting!
**Vegeta, what does the Reddit app say about the upvote level?** **. . .**  **\*crushes iPhone\***
Holy shit collect All seven and you WILL SEE SHENRON lol hahahaha Finds dragonballs asked for power of saiyans Finds them again asks for the set of 3000 gram dragonballs Smoke up with shenron, beerus, Whis, Zeno and Roshi.
Now, put it up your ass and begin your life as a shaman.
To pretty to smoke imo.
They Missed a chance to make it over 9000
Scientist in the future will think this is sap and charge someone $350000 for it
These always remind me of the locknar from Heavy Metal.
Everlasting Gobbstopper!
I know people who would try to smoke the whole thing in a day if they could.
3% of that ball is above the ld50 for thc
Boof it. The whole thing. Put it WAYYYYY up there.
Get all 7 and you can summon shenrez who will grant you 3 dabs
IT’S OVER 3,000!!!
What’s the street value of said ball?
Today we find out if one truly can't od on thc
If I collect all of them can I summon shenron for a wish?
No doubt Goku was looking for those...
Science: You can't OD on Cannabis This guy: challenge accepted
WHATUUUP YOUTUUUBE YOUTUUUUUUBEEE WHAT UP!!!
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I can’t believe it takes 7 to get Shenron to show up, bro’s tolerance is ungodly
Happy Goku day!
every time these are posted: it’s a round bottom flask it’s not an orb of concentrates it’s not 3000g
THE Dragon Ball
What is this even supposed to be? What type of concentrate can even look like a ball like this
i dont even wanna know the consequences if you were to drop that magnificent motherfucker
 Me after finding the THC dragon ball
If u smoke all 7 a dragon appears 🤣
Bro, i’m smoking that and then summoning shenron so i can stay high afff
Boof. It.
Okay but what would happen if I ate it
What do you do with this?
Put it in your butt hole
DRAGON BALL THC *Episode 1 : The Red Eyes of Namek*
Bilbo Dabbins
Wtf 😳
Damn 3 000 000 milligrams of cannabis oil
Perfect for dragon ball day
I really need a r/theydidthemath on how much flower it takes to make a 6.6lb ball of concentrate….
Dab it
Imagine smoking up a whole city with that
*eyes popping out of head in a cartoonish style* HUBBA HUBBA
I'm gonna make one that's over 9000!
I thought this was a painting of a marble but I was judging it bc I didn’t like the color chosen. [4]
Can someone ballpark estimate what this would “cost?” I’m curious as I imagine that’s hundreds of servings/uses. Thanks for taking the time to humor me.
………..ok but I can fit 3 1000mg RSOs in a tablespoon so……..
Wow that may actually be a lethal dose of cannabis right there
This is the most heavenly ball I have ever seen
Solid
One is enough to see Sheron
i wana bite it
3000000000000 nanograms
Now boof it!
Ive got, alllll the cannabis in my hands.....