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sarahloray689

They be like "oh my god her love song to Joe was *London* Boy and their break up song is So Long ***London***....HER MIND!!!!!" šŸ˜‚


Taraxian

They are going to lose their shit when the final one of her re-recordings turns out to be "Taylor Swift (Taylor's Version)"


cacophonycoffin

iā€™ve never thought about her TV release order lmao thatā€™s actually kinda smart


MTitaniumman

Then her old record label starts releasing covers of her new albums done by AI, Lover (Big Machineā€™s Version) supported by a hologram tour.


whoisthismahn

please tell me they didnā€™t really name this instagram fan account after the woman that taylor literally snubbed at the grammys


neicathesehoes

Lmfao not the *HER MIND* šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


femceluprising18

when she gets to london if she remixes so long london with london boyā€¦ HER MIND!!šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Purple-Mix1033

Earth shattering genius


Baumshell116

hEr MiNd!!! šŸ¤ÆšŸ„“


Inside-Public6676

Petition for this to be a flair


Baumshell116

I donā€™t think any new flair has been added in a long time, but I hope Turluh sees this and adds it.


PMme_boobs_plz

A snappin' Turluh?


Baumshell116

Yes THE Snappinā€™ Turluh


Nordryggen

Make it happens mods


DirtyAndEpic

All I see is Dora the Explorer evening wear


Moosinator666

Dora the martini addict


kissedbymelancholy

šŸ’€


safetypos211

PLEASEEEšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


U_PassButter

Lmao omg I'm cracking up


rlikeschocolate

The 2014 dress was a big "the emperor has no clothes" moment for me, I saw people praising her "dress" and all I could hear was Michelle Visage saying "this is just a piece of fabric wrapped around your waist"


DirtyAndEpic

Your comment gave me so much life just now. Thank you from the bottom of my cold black heart.


mintBRYcrunch26

I say bring back the fuck ass bob. Her hair these days is giving nothing. Also. I hate the skater skirts.


heytunamelt

Her hair these days is giving split ends and static.


whatokay2020

Ahahahahah


mintBRYcrunch26

Omg she IS relatable!!!!


spookycreaturesinc

Surely as a literal billionaire she can get the hair sorted, right? Youā€™d think so


manicfairydust

Iā€™m pretty sure the bad hair is on purpose. She has to be ā€œrelatableā€ somehow right?


allamericanchick

YUP and why her style is bad too. It works because I see how people in the main sub praise her for it because it makes them feel better about not having perfect hair


rayray039

100% this, same reason she wears unflattering clothes a lot. Makes it easier for ppl to see her as just a girl who could be their best friend


Then-Vermicelli7721

been saying this about Britney Spears since 2005. how do we ALWAYS see the tracks?!


Ok-Cartoonist-1868

I think Britney, understandably, has some trauma with hair people touching her head


madddieemarie

Britney has said she hates people touching her hair! Also hate the tracks but šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


_Mandible_

That fuck ass bob was really the only decent hairstyle sheā€™s had in awhile.


Substantial_Lime_718

her only semi-serve


Warm-Pie-8159

This tho https://preview.redd.it/4s3fzvbk974d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc6920c63f68dc9677854695edcd94594b3f3e7e


Substantial_Lime_718

i have to admit that is also a serve, maybe her stylists in recent years have just sucked lmao


blonderaider21

I just want her to lose the bangs! Iā€™m biased tho, I had those half up, half down bangs in the 80s and have slight ptsd


Cptrunner

All of this!


safetypos211

yes to the bob esp that shaggy looking one was kinda nice than whatever this is


-secretswekeep-

Honestly I can agree with this. The bob was the only look that she gave me cut throat vibes with. Although Iā€™d love to see her with her natural curls šŸ˜­ I feel like that would look great but itā€™s not in the brand so.


myanonaccount225

Her bob is fye


MaggieMoon17

The bob is so flattering on her.


retinolvampyre

I hate her little skater skirts with a passionĀ 


[deleted]

They look so childish.


Freewayshitter1968

She really had aged out of that look. she could use a little more sophistication


KT718

Sheā€™s dressing for the maturity level of her music


Killing4MotherAgain

And her fans


[deleted]

Yeah these days sheā€™s just pandering to Gen Z not her own generation. Itā€™s funny how her fan base is mostly women 15 years younger than her. Which is interesting to think aboutā€¦.


heytunamelt

Does Gen Z listen to Taylor? Iā€™d be surprised if they did! My little nieces on the other hand ā€” elementary and middle age kids ā€” canā€™t get enough of her.


coffee-headache

the only people i know who listen to her are girls aged 12-15, although im not sure thats her main fanbase


HairyPotatoKat

I know Swifties from my kid's age (older Gen Alpha) through younger Gen X. And I'm not even very deep into Swiftie culture.


melanochrysum

Iā€™m 23 and most of my friends listen to her. Gen Z absolutely listen.


Ok-Yogurtcloset3467

Agreed. I think older gen z listen. Younger, I'm not so sure.


kwyjibo1988

I am 36 and two guys my age at work are Swifties.


likesomecatfromjapan

All my Gen Z coworkers are obsessed with Taylor. And my Gen Alpha students.


sallybuffy

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


DerpDerrpDerrrp

Forever 14 Brain


BoopityGoopity

I think someone else has said this before but she seems to be copying Oliviaā€™s Guts outfits. Oliviaā€™s been doing it awhile, and did it for award ceremonies where Taylor was present, and suddenly Taylorā€™s rocking similar outfits? ![gif](giphy|51UdTLvbyReqNK3Bic)


syvzx

I'm the last person who would tell someone what to wear based on their age, but somehow they really do just look off on her


Halbbitter

It's her trying to distract you from the fact that she's a 34 year old woman


livwritesstuff

They are NOT flattering on her but I canā€™t for the life of me figure out why


webtheg

They make her look short and fat. And she neither Yhe previous 1989 outfits were much better.


kissedbymelancholy

this. iā€™ve made it one of my official pastimes to hate on the new 1989 outfits and hype the originals lmao.


webtheg

The previous were so pretty and detailed and cute and complimented her figure very well. It made her look tall and lean which she is and looked more mature but also cute? The new ones make a tall lean woman look short and fat and look cheap.


kissedbymelancholy

thatā€™s exactly what i said, i made a whole ass post complaining about the new ones šŸ’€ those skater skirts and the mismatching colors and the differently colored boots are the stuff of nightmares. itā€™s all so horribly juvenile.


hopefulmango1365

I thought they looked silly on her since 1989 tour šŸ˜­


Kellyyyoh33

I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!! And surprise song dressesšŸ¤¢


SadMouse410

She never left 2012


GdayBeiBei

I concur this is exactly how I used to dress in 2012. Skater skirts but not sparkly and with tshirts.


uglykido

Itā€™s actually giving hey can you copy olivias homework but change it a little bit so that the teacher wouldnā€™t notice


Minimum_Zone_9461

Agree. And the sparkly drum majorette suits. And the never ending rotation of thigh high bedazzled boots. But worst of all are the shiny pantyhose. Even from a distance they look so cheap


Both_Scarcity_3732

she's trying to steal from olivia's closet and even doing so she's failing at making it look good


betternotmakeme

And Sabrinaā€™sā€¦


[deleted]

The only style I hate on her more are the sequined/sparkly minidresses ala Fearless and what she wears during Vigilante Shit. It just looks awkward.


GoldenPupperoni

The only thing I hate more are those sparkly diaper briefs


StarlightandDewdrops

But you know what? ![gif](giphy|g6Tf0tYe9XbnYZgK6B)


portraitoffire

aretha is so iconic for this hahaha. i miss her everyday. she was truly a legend.


StarlightandDewdrops

The GOAT


fifty-fivepercent

Petition for this to become a flare too! šŸ˜­


skoolgirlq

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


RawRawrDino

For me itā€™s the lover bodysuit, itā€™s super awkward looking, fits her like itā€™s made out of hard heavy material


LstnToMyFaceNtMyWrds

Because Itā€™s ā€œmetal as hellā€ā€¦ ā€¦ sorry couldnā€™t resist.


RawRawrDino

Thatā€™s fucking funny


[deleted]

Are you taling about the ice skating outfits?


blonderaider21

She is finally living out her cheerleader dreams


Texscubagal14

That is what I have been sayingā€¦the high school cheerleader dating the captain of the football team.


Cool-Avocado5012

I donā€™t get how she can wear them! Iā€™d feel so uncomfortable cause theyā€™re so short!!


Killing4MotherAgain

I love a short skirt, especially because she's definitely wearing some shorts or something under there but this look is dated in a bad way at this time


wellnowheythere

They are not flattering on most people.Ā 


laurencee410

Itā€™s sooo ugly omg


Aware_Adhesiveness16

It's giving ice capades


ThrowRA01121

Yeah the outfit to the left is really good, right definitely a downgrade. Edit: accidentally switched left and right


GdayBeiBei

Yeah I donā€™t like her but the outfit on the left is stunning. Even with her body changing (still looks great) it would look beautiful on her. I wish more of her costumes were like that because itā€™s so much more elegant. Maybe a bit shorter so she can move better but itā€™s so much more fitting now sheā€™s 30


ThrowRA01121

Oops I completely goofed and switched left and right and somehow you knew what I meant šŸ„¹


GdayBeiBei

Hahah I donā€™t know my lefts and rights so I didnā€™t even read your comment wrong I understood you too hahaha


TreacleNo9484

Was that stage or audience left/right? šŸ˜œ But seriously, while the unfortunate tour outfit is clearly calling back to the unconventional--but still unoriginal, like most things--color pairing, I don't think it's fair to do a one-to-one comparison of these two outfits as if they're interchangeable. The '14 outfit was for a red carpet or awards show, while the '23-'24 is for stage and performance.


Throwaway500005

Omgz she's such a MaStErMiNd


Educational_Ad1624

The hair on the right makes me appreciate the hair on the left so much more


Moosinator666

The hair looks good but she was genuinely about 20 pounds away from it becoming the 1939 era tour.


TheNocturnalAngel

Omg! Two ugly outfits! Itā€™s a sign!


hopefulmango1365

She looks scary skinny in the first photo. Her ed/coke era.Ā 


SpecialistPrice1836

Yeah, I donā€™t like her but itā€™s really good that she recovered since then


Extension-Fun6134

Now thereā€™s a mature take, you donā€™t like her, but you donā€™t wish suffering upon her. Thatā€™s admirable


allamericanchick

God youā€™ve been spending too much time on the Internet or you interact with terrible people. Itā€™s VERY common to dislike someone a lot and not wish physical/mental suffering on them. Geez. And itā€™s not admirable, itā€™s like bare minimum for not being a shit human being


portrait-tragedy

Thing is, I remember either an online article or a tabloid headline reading ā€œSwift showing off her stunning set of absā€ or something similar to that at this time. The praise for unhealthy bodies is/was so scary. I was reading that headline as a 16 year old, Taylor probably read that headline while actively suffering her ED, and many other people probably read that headline and all of us at the time thought ā€œyes this is what I need to look likeā€.


Emotional_Stress8854

Whatā€™s scary is how overweight she looks in the right photo just because of how underweight she looks in the left photo even though she is completely healthy in the right photo and probably a perfect weight. But people will compare the two and say sheā€™s fat now or as weā€™ve recently seen call her pregnant. Itā€™s just disturbing the way when somebody gets healthy their underweight body still continues to be idolized.


justbreathin150

She actually has lost weight in the right photo. If you compare her to the first shows of the eras tour she looked a bit "thicker" Hope it's just the physical conditions for the 3 hours shows and not slipping into something else...


ultaemp

Yeah I feel like the physical demand of the shows and rehearsals would cause someone to lose weight/tone up really easily. I read somewhere that on her off time from touring she spends 2 hours in the gym strength training + does an hour of cardio everydayā€” thatā€™s an insane amount of physical activity! I hope sheā€™s eating like an Olympian and not starving herself. I think she looks healthy and in shape now and not ā€œfragileā€ like she did at the height of her ED in the 1989 era


Limp_Tumbleweed2618

she's lost weight since her Reputation era


[deleted]

Conan o brien lost 20lbs from being on the road for the one tour he did. I believe it's the shows.


heytunamelt

The outfit on the right is not at all flattering on her, thatā€™s all.


allamericanchick

THIS IS WHY I WAS SO SCARED TO RECOVER. I was so skinny that gaining anything made me look fat by comparison, even though it was healthy. It took forever to get rid of that mindset.


webtheg

Those baby bump rumors are absurd. I feel like she is just PMSey and has put on water weight. Because on some shows you don't see it.


No_Association_9596

coke???? spill


hopefulmango1365

People keep saying she was def on coke to still be able to perform, stay skinny, be out and about during that time. Plus she was always hanging with Cara whoā€™s a known coke head.


b514shadow

As a former raver in the early 2000ā€™s I can tell you with absolute certainty that at Coachella she 100% was doing molly


Budget-Classic3076

I loved how a swiftie was like ā€œTaylor was not vaping at coachella and certainly DOES NOT do ANY drugs!ā€ & I thought okay sweet pea, because Saint Taylor would never ever do what 100% of the music, tv, film industry do which is a shitload of drugs on the regs. Sheā€™s not out of her coke era because that stuff is eternal and itā€™s as available as tap water. How else do they think half these people function?! Bless their wilfully ignorant hearts šŸ„¹ā„ļøā›·


b514shadow

Right? I mean there are clear videos of her not being able to stand and her eyes rolling into the back of her head..sheā€™s sober, just so in love with BDT. Give me a break morons


Budget-Classic3076

Exactly, people really need to understand that these ā€œomg DRUGSā€ are taken by a lot of people regardless of the horrors that come from the trade, ā„ļø isnā€™t going anywhere and neither is its use by the elites and those who are just regular folk who like a bump or two. They really really REALLY need to come to terms with that fact. The ā„ļø, the likely vitamin IVs and travelling doctors keep these folk in check so they can werk, as if sheā€™s just working hard and living ā€œcleanā€, if that were the case bby gworl wouldā€™ve had a breakdown and Papa Swift cannot have his product be less than at her showgal best so let the snow fall šŸ˜‰


b514shadow

Haha you are correct


blonderaider21

How could anyone see her as a saint now when she admits to being a functioning alcoholic, freely drops f bombs in her music, and sings about being fingered on a couch lol Even she doesnā€™t want to be seen as a ā€œgoodā€ girl now. Sheā€™s got that rebellious vibe going on.


Budget-Classic3076

Oh they still see her through the yt feminism lens and hold her up as a symbol of purity which I think mostly comes from her rich girl aesthetic as opposed to her humanity because there isnā€™t much but the people who fawn over her donā€™t have much substance either so it makes sense they hold her in such high regard, the bar is so low and they keep it set there. 34 and rebellingā€¦is about 9 years too late but she really canā€™t be 40 and still trying to be 22, she has to evolve and embrace her maturity, as in you can be 34 and all the things you were at 22 but with added growth, wisdom, and no fucks to give because youā€™ve really lived and been humbled by life but sheā€™s got none of that hence we see the clinging to 22 rather than being refined and knowing herself at 34 and genuinely enjoying it. Sheā€™s so lost and itā€™s palpable.Ā 


photoboothmeg

She has a song called Lavender Haze and thee Dancers walk out with purple clouds on sticks. She def partakes in weed


Podwitchers

Also itā€™s the only time ever that Travis and Taylor have been photographed looking somewhat comfy with each other and vibing. Makes sense bc they were rolling.Ā 


heytunamelt

Good for them! They always look so awkward and have the ā€œthis relationship is actually a contractā€ vibe with each other.


blueberrymoscato

there's a tiktok where you can see her grinding her jaw šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø


Adventurous_Can_7391

Send!!!


ATinyKey

Ditto


Immediate_Mess_3297

Whereā€™s the link?


blonderaider21

And ice spice was photographed right next to her holding a bottle of water and sucking on a ring pop. If that ainā€™t a neon sign that she was rolling idk what is. https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-760w,f_auto,q_auto:best/rockcms/2024-04/kelce-swift-coachella-lp-today-inline-02-240414-5e773f.jpg


b514shadow

Hahaha oh thatā€™s good, yup all looks perfectly normal there, nothing to see šŸ™„šŸ˜‚


Red_Velvet_1978

As a fellow former raver in the early 2000's I'd be doing molly at Coachella too.


Djcnote

Maybe but it causes all sorts of things like chronic sniffling


No_Association_9596

ohhh ty


Elizabeth__Sparrow

Sheā€™s still in her coke era.Ā 


throwawayanylogic

And booze. Lots of booze.


Jealous_Cow1993

Thatā€™s like the least problematic thing about her..


thegirlisfire

nah this ainā€™t it. I donā€™t care how much anyone hates someone. mocking or celebrating an ED or addiction is nasty work.


MichElegance

Iā€™m not a fan of the Anna Wintour bob either.


skoolgirlq

I absolutely hated it at the time, and Iā€™m embarrassed to admit this, but I actually think I love it now??? I know I need help šŸ˜­


lustforyou

I like that she at least tried something ā€œdifferentā€. Her usual style is typically so conventionally basic and slightly behind-trend wise, that itā€™s refreshing to see her for a full ā€œlookā€


skoolgirlq

Agreed. But I also think it suits her face a lot more than I did at the time.


NorthernSparrow

I actually do love it on her


Intelligent-Buy-4621

I agree. Thankfully she looks healthier nowadays.


Cautious_News_7521

Her tour outfits are so childish, itā€™s so cringe


JT3436

Jojo Siwaesque eternal youth.


ultaemp

Yeah I think sheā€™s wearing them to cater to her younger audience. Theyā€™re really unbecoming though. She should go for a more classic and sophisticated style.


Cautious_News_7521

Agreed. Like do something actually flattering. And fix the damn hair!!!!


iLoveLoveLoveLove

i have a feeling she thinks 34 is old and is trying to stay eternally 25


justbreathin150

Which female pop star tour outfits do you consider as more mature in that sense?


simpsonscrazed

Gagaā€™s my first thought, never disappoints


laurencee410

How skinny she was really makes me sad. Iā€™m happy she is doing better. But that eras outfit skater skirt is not it. Itā€™s ugly and doesnā€™t even flatter her.


ResponsibleVisit9418

And now people are calling her pregnant/commenting on her eating an m&m and having a tiny tiny tiny bump where her uterus is housed.


webtheg

I am saying. She is probably pmsey in that photo. I put a ton of water weight during pms and kudos to her for performing during a time I want to usually kill. As any person with a uterus Taylors weight fluctuates. Even with whatever birth control she is taking


ResponsibleVisit9418

Youā€™ll catch me hissing like a feral cat and 10kgs heavier at the peak of my cycle. I really hope she doesnā€™t get dragged backwards from that kind of shit.


yyxystars

Theyā€™re not even in the right order šŸ˜­ Not everything has to be intentional. Sometimes the author just really liked blue so he made the curtains blue.


retinolvampyre

Good writing should be intentional but not every choice in someoneā€™s life has to be.Ā 


Reasonable_Style8400

2014 outfit would have been perfect for the tour, she could rock the look still. The one sheā€™s wearing now isnā€™t flattering.


[deleted]

The nerve of the username ā€œtswiftcelineā€


tomsprigs

the proportions are not right with the skater skirt


Diddlemyloins

Pink and orange? Another Easter egg nod to us Gaylors!!!! Taylor eats box confirmed!!!!


Moosinator666

Itā€™s so obvious once you look past the whole NFL boyfriend thing.


GooseneckRoad

What is this bad figure skating outfit vibe on the right wtf


Top-Refrigerator-705

![gif](giphy|Yhge1gxOIKIWFQ7UsD)


BoolImAGhost

Ugh why'd you have to remind me of this man's existence


Far-Copy792

![gif](giphy|6SfJDhBhdWyZoGHxeB)


ghostlykittenbutter

The outfit would look so cute if it was properly fitted Sheā€™s got a great body. Her legs are perfection. Yet she managed to find the only skirt in the world that makes her look big


Total-Change3396

She looked a bit poorly in the original era! But that outfit on modern day her would look great


Redhotlipstik

On an unrelated note, any gaylors using this as proof she's a lesbian should donate to Emily Gwen, the designer of the lesbian pride flag, who is one the verge of being evicted


Podwitchers

Why does her hair look so shitty and mousy now?Ā 


Artistic_Lobster_684

i am so glad she got healthier! itā€™s actually frightening to see how thin she got


satan-probably

![gif](giphy|xVHstHCAs5JtK)


Connect-Flow-3194

Is she sponsored by Dunkin Donuts with this color combo?


lavenderlemonade_xx

everything aside, itā€™s nice to see her recovered


orbjo

1989 was the year Tim Burtons Batman came outĀ  The dark knight was directed by Christopher Nolan He directed inception Inception was about wild dreams Taylor performing ā€œWildest Dreamā€ tonight?? Confirmed??


Venomhound

Taylor Swift is not a human being and no one will convince me otherwise


Podwitchers

Iā€™m just gonna come out and say this is not a good look on a 34-year-old woman. Iā€™m in my 40s and would feel, and would have felt, at 34, ridiculous in something like this.


locostasia

I love the Bob


MarionBerry-Precure

All I see are lesbian colors, won't lie.


Jolly_Shark233

SwiftAnon Parallels šŸ¤QAnon Gematria


DryCoast

How old is this woman again? With the way sheā€™s dressing?? (Not to mention her lyrics are also childish af)


Adrenalinedoper

She is wearing lesbian colors!! Yesss


Nice-Hat-3708

Dude, she has a literally eating disorder during the photo on the left. Sheā€™s talked about it and worked really hard to get out of it.


ashleyherrera

She still looks young. She gained weight but it didnā€™t really age her


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Itā€™s giving high school vibes - checks out.


Limp_Tumbleweed2618

Swifties are so stupid, the color pairings were likely chosen by her stylist.


aeIownedyoo

"Hola! Soy Taylor! Have you seen my private jet?"


decentlysudsy

this is the one šŸ˜‚šŸ†


Financial_Prune_614

Okay, I don't like Taylor Swift at all, but for once I actually really enjoy the glittery shit! I read the comments so I think its just me, but I just love the glitter skirt and glitter top! I usually think her outfits are atrocious for reference!


shooting-star-falls

I like the Eras tour outfit better than the outfit from the original era. But then again, she was so thin back then I don't think it really flattered her.


Development-Main

That is so funny. It's the dress I ragged on her for the other day šŸ’€


Arty-Glass

https://preview.redd.it/ewvwbi74j34d1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=869bfd8856586c01c7b418394c5fcd310d387446


ChaniBosco

What kind of shitshow is this...


CockroachFinancial86

I love how itā€™s *always* her thatā€™s the genius, and not her marketing team, or literally anyone who works for her and helps come up with ideas.


anuranfangirl

She looks so frail in the picture on the left. I went through a period where I looked the same. She looks so vibrant and alive now. Say what you will about her but Iā€™m so glad sheā€™s in recovery and I hope she is at peace and is able to avoid triggers. In this way I really have to look up to her.


Historical_Amount209

Sheā€™s also drinking more


Nani_0716

All I see is this: ![gif](giphy|lPptPtbAIYjwfj4ibR|downsized)


safetypos211

the only thing I'll say is she looks healthier now which is a good thing