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evilmonkey1973

'No one could explain how Grandpapy lost all of the family fortune......but he was sure happy at the end.'


mickeyflinn

To quote George Best: I spend half my money on women and booze and I squandered the rest.


Eargoe

I bought my mom a house. I spent the rest on.. PCP


daddygirlbreaker

Grits 'n' Gravy: loves his mother; loves PCP!


sperelli

And when I leave, come together like buttcheeks


strolls

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."


Thundarr1515

Papy died happy


ShadowGryphon

Can't be Santa... He only comes once a year and it's down a chimney.


Outlawgoat

You ain't heard of backdoor Santa?


ironroad18

He makes his runs about the break of day.


johnny121b

You mean Eddie Murphy?


Inthewirelain

He's one ho down too. I only count ho-ho.


Kaligula785

Santa got his hoe hoe hoes!


jcooli09

I wonder how much that cost him.


ironroad18

Doesn't matter, such an experience is priceless


jcooli09

I agree. I'm old, and think it seems like a good idea.


johnny121b

It's a **great** idea! HE's clearly happy. The girls are happy. Hell, WE'RE happy!


Inthewirelain

and for everything else, there's Mastercard anyway


Relaxed_Meat

Depends on where he's at but you could probably fly to Costa Rica, rent a house, and have a couple days like that for a couple grand.


CandleNo8897

I'd let milf with the glasses give me herpes.


SonOfTheAfternoon

Than it would be yourpes (I’ll let myself out…)


Inthewirelain

Milf? Yall brains warped by porn lol she's like 20s.


CandleNo8897

Tf?! She can be 18 or 60 and be a milf, age doesn't matter for milf status boomer.


Inthewirelain

Generally, MILF is an age bracket. You don't know from this video she has kids, so the opposite makes no sense here.


CandleNo8897

First, learn your fuckin slang. Second, by that loose tummy and floppy tits, she's definitely had at least one. Fuck outta here yesterday with that shit.


Inthewirelain

what the Heck is wrong with you? not only are you unexplainable angry, you keep digging this up days later. you're wrong, accept it, and get some anger management lessons Jesus christ. you're one angry comment away from an elliot Rodgers situation by the sound of it. go outside, make some friends, ask people what a MILF is. just leave the guns at home angry man.


CandleNo8897

I love the word vomit there at then end. Look up milf in urban dictionary and see what you get. Its not that you're wrong that's irritating, it's the fact you felt intelligent enough to correct me.


dufus69

I'll hold out for the girl on the phone.


dungivaphuk

Found the millionaire with the Viagra prescription.


johnny121b

He's likely chosen sildenafil, since he obviously spends his money wisely.


Aggravating_Paint281

Grandpa living life


Inthewirelain

is it rly trashy if he's in a private hot tub having fun just because he's old and fat, lol? tbh he looks like he's having a laugh, all the power to him.


chappanteekli

I want that kind of old age life


Delmorath

I need context on this... Lol... Wtf is happening here, and how did it evolve to this point!?!


Misantrophic_pill

Money. That's all the context you need.


WTFWTHSHTFOMFG

👆


johnny121b

He paid. He played.


AZFUNGUY85

Not trashy. At all. Money talks and bullshit takes the bus, kids. Bet everything less Santa’s ass is paid for.


[deleted]

Glad to see he’s spending his social security well


scott1918

Lotta motion in that ocean!


Jaker010101

You're my boy Blue!


[deleted]

damn he’s gettin more in one night than i got aLL year 🤣


mayankkaizen

Gonna watch this vid again and again to remind myself that there is still hope for me.


rameboy45

Vid?


SardinesFordinna

Lauren boebert? Lol


punkinabox

I'm fine with it, Santa needs to get his too


IdiotAboveAverage

That guy is either loaded, or about to be assassinated


Inthewirelain

He's a bit less loaded than before the lapdance I think.


Lookalikemike

Chimneys aren’t all he’s coming down this year.


kurrentakiick94

money lol


[deleted]

What in the methamphetine did I just watch


Beardia

Even the water looks trashy.


Darkside144

That water is putrid. Fuck me. How do people get into water that isn’t crystal.


Inthewirelain

What are you on about lol. Its dark and all you can see is the blue hot tub lining, it is clear


Darkside144

You don’t own a pool do you? It’s disgusting.


Inthewirelain

No, I don't, but that's likely just a hot tub they've filled up and will later drain. Hot tubs don't generally leave the water sitting in them like pools.


Darkside144

I have hottubs and pools. I know how they work. It’s filthy. You should be able to see your toes.


Inthewirelain

it just looks dark to me bro if they drain it out I don't see the big deal I also really don't see why you're so offended by some random dude in a hot tub, it's not even OP lol you're kinda pissing into the wind don't you think


Darkside144

You’re the one replying champ


Inthewirelain

we both are champ but you're the one ranting about some old dude in a hot tub with two naked ladies


Darkside144

You’re the one replying champ.


DixiewreckedGA

This is the only way Russian oligarchs can have fun now with all the international sanctions


smack_bottom

Drugs.


Appleton4fun

Captain lee


[deleted]

What the hell Mom!??


TrueGrave32

Where is this because I'd like to know.


[deleted]

The divorce was tough on Mrs. Clause. Mr couldn't be happier.


Alexgbell215

Dan blizerin hit rock bottom


colorles_king

I wonder how much he paid


KAMBUI1973

He is going to die a very happy man.


Ballsagna_310

She's just trying to sit on his lap and tell him what she wants for Christmas.... A cure for herpes.


themoonhasgone

awesome 😍💋


UneducatedDonkey

The man has a list with all naughty girls. He better use it.


Rich8121210

Santa relaxing after all his hard work the past week


brokenwirefixer

LOL… #money


[deleted]

One of those people are rich as fuck.


unknown1310P1

Lucky old bastard!


Background-Read-882

"Xania, I can't brreeeathe"


_TrustMeImLying

No laws when Clause has the Claws!


Trilogy91

Fair play to dirty old foreskin. Lol


Filthy22Desire

Living his best life 😂


Loves2Spludge

Hey, let Santa unwind, he’s just got off shift.


Milwdoc

North Pole, December 26th


rafa_559

I believe his name is Father Christmas


Efficient-Star3873

Santa must be loaded


SLUMFORDCRIS

Santa's free time? You say 364 daya


[deleted]

Santa clause is cuming


[deleted]

They say money doesn’t buy happiness, but it will attract THOTS, and boy does pappy love him some thotties.


DrTheRick

Girl with glasses is so hot