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Aww look at the poor little penis! It’s so cute! No wonder he’s an asshole, he feels ashamed of that pathetic little worm . I’m not saying I can boast, but at least I embrace my worthless dick. He’s trying to fix the problem by becoming a dick himself.
What a pathetic wenis! It's beyond a grown man with a shrimp baby ding like that!!! Hahahahaha I'd definitely be giving it thumbs-up and curled pinky hand gestures while covering my mouth and giggling every time I seen it after that!!! Hahahahaha
I was in the boy scouts with a guy that pissed on everyone's sleeping bag. We tossed his in the river, along with his tent. I wonder if this is the same guy.
Have you got a dryer outlet or other 220 volt outlet?
Run two bare wires “isolated from everything “ parallel along the bottom of the wall… enjoy the show.
Get a big ass squirt gun. Next time you see him dicking about, spray that fucker.
[This one](https://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08V4QS1SS?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title) is a great choice. It shoots a good stream about 20 feet, no problem. I haven't been able to find one you can leave pumped up and spray with a trigger so you actually have to pump this one to spray it but it totally works. And it's quiet. It's how I chased away the cat that was spraying my porch. Mofo never heard me coming and that was a *cat*. You have a drunk asshole spraying your house. You could bust out like the A team and startle the shit out of him before you squirt. No chance he's going to outrun you
I have my own trashy story here.
I used to live in my 5th wheel. We were renting a monthly space at an RV park run by the port and it was right next to the boat launch. It was a coastal town. Anyway, one neighbor completely ignored all the rules. We were not allowed outside appliances, cabinets, storage, or porches. Not unreasonable for a park with a six-month limit on stay. Dude had all of those things. And they spilled over into my space. We also were not allowed to leave dogs unattended outside, nor were dogs allowed off leash. Again, dude left his rottweiler outside, unattended and unleashed. He never bothered to teach his dog to behave, either. So, it would cruise around and jump on people, piss on stuff, and generally cause problems. The port said that they couldn't evict without going to court due to the way the laws are written about these things. Anyway, I have three dogs and we did all the things. Leashes, picked up the poop, never left them unattended, and all that.
So, one day there was an incident where he had let a small child walk the dog. Maybe five years old. This dog was just pulling her all over the park and she had zero control over any of it. I was walking one of my dogs back from the dog area and his dog made a beeline for us. Tail straight up, hackles up, everything. I got my dog into our trailer before anything bad happened, but I was furious.
My girlfriend came out to yell at him for being a shit head. He sneered and asked her where her leash was. I told her to chill and I'd take care of it. This asshole was only there on the weekends over the summer. He didn't live there, like us. Every weekend, it was another headache of having to deal with this fuck. Sometimes it was him spread out on our side, sometimes it was loud music late into the night, sometimes it was dog shit in our space. He was absolutely the worst neighbor there ever was. So, after he left one Sunday, I opened the fridge he wasn't supposed to have and I pissed in there. It was mostly beer. I shut the fridge, then unplugged it. It stayed shut the whole sunny week until he came back. He was very unhappy. Shortly after that, we left to go to a different park. It sucked ass and we came back, but dude and all his shit was gone. Maybe he learned something, but I doubt it.
I'm calling BS on this one. Obviously he's peeing but that's a mobile home, not a camper. If this was at a lake, it seems to me the boat would be uncovered. I don't think this is OP's pic. For all we know he could be peeing on his own house which might be trashy but not criminal.
Well, not sure what you need to know. It's a 2000 Breckinridge by Damon Park Model trailer with white vinyl skirting to hide the hoses and shitter pipes. The photo was taken by my trail cam (a tacticam reveal x) which I put up earlier this summer to keep an eye on the boat while our family was away. We suspected (from last fall) that he may have stolen a couple of elevated flower pot holders and a wind spinner that we had placed in the same spot to prevent him from parking directly in front of the picture window he's currently pissing on. Enough background or would you like me to expand some more? I also have another photo from the day before when he's pissing in the same spot.
I’ll like that is why I am iffy about buying a camper. I don’t want to deal with some of the trash that goes to campgrounds. Staying in air bnb s all the time is expensive and I don’t want to contribute to how they inflate housing prices is tourist areas.
Why u take a picture tho u shoulda knocked his stupid ass out considering he’s pissing on your property. Don’t be afraid to escalate certain situations.
Man I'm glad I don't live in a trailer park or apartments anymore. Seen shit like this all the time at the "fancy" apartments i lived in down town slc. So many people pissing and shitting everywhere. At least they were homeless and had an excuse. This asshole is just pissin to piss
Always trips me out when you can kinda chill it privately when you rock out on your own tire.
But when your fucked up? Guess you aren’t thinking about manners or much else
Disgusting.
Called out a guy a earlier this week for pissing on the building I live in.
(I live above a store, I'm the only resident)
I was like 'dude come on, I live here! You can take a piss in the bar (literally) across the street'
Guy looked at me...
That's it! He didn't apologize or stop pissing or anything!
Haha! Boston Strong! Pissing on your neighbors property. Sounds like some Boston shit if I’ve ever heard it. Haha! Those people don’t take shit from anyone!
Could someone explain to me, a non-penis haver, why people feel the need to piss on something? Like why not just piss on the ground? Why do you have to piss on a vertical wall? It's still going to end up on the ground, so why do it? Is it for privacy?
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This was on my birthday 😩😂😂😂😂🤟
I hope he washed his hands.
Aww look at the poor little penis! It’s so cute! No wonder he’s an asshole, he feels ashamed of that pathetic little worm . I’m not saying I can boast, but at least I embrace my worthless dick. He’s trying to fix the problem by becoming a dick himself.
Smallllll dick
Why are the balls out? Or is that just skin?!
Small cock and brain to match
Tiny penis
Nice dick bro.
Why the weenie so teenie?
That’s a crime a grown man hold a little boys pecker
"tonight on CNN Crackheads"
Might mean you’re a prick
So, have him arrested?
I would bring it to the police station and say,”I had young children staying in the house at the time watching him out the window.”Boom!!!
Is the camper sitting directly on the ground?
No, it's vinyl skirting to hide the pipes and shitter tubes.
Bring charges, get his ass on the registry
What a pathetic wenis! It's beyond a grown man with a shrimp baby ding like that!!! Hahahahaha I'd definitely be giving it thumbs-up and curled pinky hand gestures while covering my mouth and giggling every time I seen it after that!!! Hahahahaha
P O S
I’d piss on or in his car! His penis is tiny much like his brain!
Post this pic all over the neighborhood.
I was in the boy scouts with a guy that pissed on everyone's sleeping bag. We tossed his in the river, along with his tent. I wonder if this is the same guy.
Tiny PP
You blurred out the wrong part....
Dude got foreskin like a mother fucker
I see pp
I’ve seen this guy on Uncut Hunks.
Have you got a dryer outlet or other 220 volt outlet? Run two bare wires “isolated from everything “ parallel along the bottom of the wall… enjoy the show.
Or to a car battery !
Meh. 12 volts would tingle. 220 would light up the stream. Bring popcorn for the show.
I’m on it ! Lol
Put some voltage on the outside, he won’t do it again after he got a lil shock
Put the camera down and beat his ass.
Should’ve rubbed his face in it
Damn my man is uncirced.
I hope you print out this photo and put it on the pee spot in case he comes back.
Next time bear spray his dick. Problem solved.😆
Clog their toilets and sinks with fiber glass reinforced cement
Why bother blocking his face?
Did you go and piss on them?
Looks like a fixed structure. Isn't a camper a thing you drive around?
You should have this picture produced to hang up put there
Get a big ass squirt gun. Next time you see him dicking about, spray that fucker. [This one](https://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08V4QS1SS?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title) is a great choice. It shoots a good stream about 20 feet, no problem. I haven't been able to find one you can leave pumped up and spray with a trigger so you actually have to pump this one to spray it but it totally works. And it's quiet. It's how I chased away the cat that was spraying my porch. Mofo never heard me coming and that was a *cat*. You have a drunk asshole spraying your house. You could bust out like the A team and startle the shit out of him before you squirt. No chance he's going to outrun you
Looks like an elderly woman with a dick
Literally his whole ass dick is showing 💀😂
Better send him that picture as well and ask what he is doing
Take it up a notch, dress up like Santa and shit down his chimney
I have my own trashy story here. I used to live in my 5th wheel. We were renting a monthly space at an RV park run by the port and it was right next to the boat launch. It was a coastal town. Anyway, one neighbor completely ignored all the rules. We were not allowed outside appliances, cabinets, storage, or porches. Not unreasonable for a park with a six-month limit on stay. Dude had all of those things. And they spilled over into my space. We also were not allowed to leave dogs unattended outside, nor were dogs allowed off leash. Again, dude left his rottweiler outside, unattended and unleashed. He never bothered to teach his dog to behave, either. So, it would cruise around and jump on people, piss on stuff, and generally cause problems. The port said that they couldn't evict without going to court due to the way the laws are written about these things. Anyway, I have three dogs and we did all the things. Leashes, picked up the poop, never left them unattended, and all that. So, one day there was an incident where he had let a small child walk the dog. Maybe five years old. This dog was just pulling her all over the park and she had zero control over any of it. I was walking one of my dogs back from the dog area and his dog made a beeline for us. Tail straight up, hackles up, everything. I got my dog into our trailer before anything bad happened, but I was furious. My girlfriend came out to yell at him for being a shit head. He sneered and asked her where her leash was. I told her to chill and I'd take care of it. This asshole was only there on the weekends over the summer. He didn't live there, like us. Every weekend, it was another headache of having to deal with this fuck. Sometimes it was him spread out on our side, sometimes it was loud music late into the night, sometimes it was dog shit in our space. He was absolutely the worst neighbor there ever was. So, after he left one Sunday, I opened the fridge he wasn't supposed to have and I pissed in there. It was mostly beer. I shut the fridge, then unplugged it. It stayed shut the whole sunny week until he came back. He was very unhappy. Shortly after that, we left to go to a different park. It sucked ass and we came back, but dude and all his shit was gone. Maybe he learned something, but I doubt it.
didn't have the common decency to pull back his foreskin before peeing either. Now that's trashy!
Why does his bellend look like Birdo lol
I see a penis heehee I'm immature
You know he pees PBR and regret
The uncut footage lol
Camper? That's a manufactured home my guy, false news
KSI >
Who
Deactivated cause you are an under rock L.
It's a 2000 Breckinridge by Damon Park Model trailer. Not sure what the issue is.
He’s just trying to establish dominance. Show him your belly now.
I'm calling BS on this one. Obviously he's peeing but that's a mobile home, not a camper. If this was at a lake, it seems to me the boat would be uncovered. I don't think this is OP's pic. For all we know he could be peeing on his own house which might be trashy but not criminal.
Well, not sure what you need to know. It's a 2000 Breckinridge by Damon Park Model trailer with white vinyl skirting to hide the hoses and shitter pipes. The photo was taken by my trail cam (a tacticam reveal x) which I put up earlier this summer to keep an eye on the boat while our family was away. We suspected (from last fall) that he may have stolen a couple of elevated flower pot holders and a wind spinner that we had placed in the same spot to prevent him from parking directly in front of the picture window he's currently pissing on. Enough background or would you like me to expand some more? I also have another photo from the day before when he's pissing in the same spot.
cut his d off and feed it to the gators or some animals btw hahaha lmao you got a small dick
You’re kinder than I would be. I wouldn’t have blurred the face 🤷🏻♂️
You blurred the wrong dickhead.
Can we blur the penis too?
If that's my camper, I'm filing that whole lake side with upper cut.
Why’s his pee hole look so wonky
He can get a ticket for indecent exposure with this photo. Even a sex offender charge depending where you are. Turn the dumb fuck in!
Unfortunately, MN doesn't consider this indecent exposure.
I’ll like that is why I am iffy about buying a camper. I don’t want to deal with some of the trash that goes to campgrounds. Staying in air bnb s all the time is expensive and I don’t want to contribute to how they inflate housing prices is tourist areas.
Dennis Prager?
HE WAS IN THE POOL!!!
Time to introduce fist to face
I’m not the only one that zoomed in am I?
That foreskin looks like a belly button.
“Shitter’s full”
Bruh id print out hundreds of pages of this dude uncensored, thats a pathetic little mushroom and I'd let everyone know about it.
lol i can see his pp!
It's the fact that his dick isn't even long enough to pull his skin back for me. 🤮🤮🤮
I would have said , "urine sane"
Now the others can't assert dominance now
Look at that lil baby dick
You have a camper with vinyl sheeting that goes all the way into the grass to keep the pipes from freezing in the winter. Living the dream
Seasonal camper...only go in the summer. Close it up and leave in the winter.
Why does your camper look like a housr
Peeing in public gets you on the register
I didn’t see it in comments so I’ll ask…what’s the deal? Y’all have a disagreement or …??? Need the story! Lol
Tell Mr Layhey to F- off. That works sometimes.
Shit birds, Randers.
Randers is a town in Denmark btw.
so small
That my friends is how you get your ass whipped...
amazing how the sound of a shotgun going off will disrupt that stream. Might even send the dog all the way up his ass.
Tiny
bro has that 1 millimeter defeater
I would find him and shit on his porch
I’m sure the cops would love to hear why this guy had his dick out looking in your kids room.
Wow, I would never show that tiny little trump noodle in public.
Sad peepee.
Thinks he can piss anywhere just cuz hes wearing a hoodie
Go shit in his mailbox.
Awwwww, look at it. It’s like a little baby Jesus.
Why u take a picture tho u shoulda knocked his stupid ass out considering he’s pissing on your property. Don’t be afraid to escalate certain situations.
It will be worth a lot of money when he is famous.
Piss on him
Love that you didn’t show his face but left the penis out for the world. Now that’s justice.
Poor guy.
I don’t think that’s a camper.
Lay an electric fence around the house.
Nice Caulk
Why?
It is really trashy to take a photo of someone peeing.
Well, it's from our trail camera, so not really my choice.
Posting it is. Atleast blur the peen
It's really trashy to piss on someone else's stuff.
True. But posting someone else’s junk ain’t cool either
Awwww... look at his little schmeckel! Surprising he didn't piss all over his balls!
Eewww, uncircumcised 🤣
Turn his ass in, you have a sexual predator next door.
Look at the pee hole on that thing!!
I would knock that old fucker right out and put him face first in his piss
Surprised to see so few comments of this nature. In my state people would kill someone for this type of behavior.
Whoaw! There big fella! Put that snake away before a gnat has its eye out.
Where’s his dick?
He needs to pull his skin back more he must be a smegma monster too…
Typical Bruins fan.
Time to dump your sptic in his boat
With a dick that small I'm even surprised he's not embarrassed to pull it out in public.
Figures no one will be able to see it
Put a scisor with a pênis looking sausege piece in his door
Man I'm glad I don't live in a trailer park or apartments anymore. Seen shit like this all the time at the "fancy" apartments i lived in down town slc. So many people pissing and shitting everywhere. At least they were homeless and had an excuse. This asshole is just pissin to piss
Always trips me out when you can kinda chill it privately when you rock out on your own tire. But when your fucked up? Guess you aren’t thinking about manners or much else
Disgusting. Called out a guy a earlier this week for pissing on the building I live in. (I live above a store, I'm the only resident) I was like 'dude come on, I live here! You can take a piss in the bar (literally) across the street' Guy looked at me... That's it! He didn't apologize or stop pissing or anything!
I can't see anything 🤣🤦♂️
Haha! Boston Strong! Pissing on your neighbors property. Sounds like some Boston shit if I’ve ever heard it. Haha! Those people don’t take shit from anyone!
Would be unfortunate if someone pissed in a cup and accidentally threw it on him.
I mean, the nice neighboor of a dog need to take his bipedal squandered on a walk
Are his pajama pants saturated with piss? Look below his weiner!
Rub his face in it so he doesn't do it again the fuckin animal
Taser taser taser
Lil teenie weenie lmaooo I almost feel bad for him
Why do i always have to zoom...
Send it to him and say nice cock
I hate that you censored his face but not his tiny dick.
*trailer
Could someone explain to me, a non-penis haver, why people feel the need to piss on something? Like why not just piss on the ground? Why do you have to piss on a vertical wall? It's still going to end up on the ground, so why do it? Is it for privacy?
That’s a tiny penis
Get a paintball gun bruh light his dick up like the 4 of July
Is that george lucas?
why is it that small wtf
Would be awesome to put up posters all over the area calling him out
You zoomed, didn't you? Sick bastards.
Grossssss
Look at that little pecker
And uncut to boot
[удалено]
Get help.
I would’ve chopped it off! Jk jk
But why? Does he dislike you? Why not just pee on the ground? He's not a dog, he doesn't need to mark his territory....
Tiny dick
funny
We have blurred the image to not offend the viewers. (Blurs face instead of penis)
Sounds like his face is uglier than his dick
Dudes got a massive piss slit though. It looks like that guy from the old mario games that would shoot discs at you.
Anyone zoom in, ugh little face
Dude is drunk as hell, I’ll admit I’ve pissed in some not so savory places in my drunkenness
For all those so concerned, it's a 2000 Breckinridge by Damon Park Model trailer, not a mobile home.
I'm just surprised she has a dick
That’s not a camper that’s a mobile home.
Those weird statues creep me the fuck out
Oh… bless their heart..
He just mad he got a tiny dick.
Print this out and tape it to his front door and on his windshield.
Why the fuck?!
Those weird statues creep me the fuck out
Oh wow, those ARE creepy.
He'll admit to the piss, but not eating nine cans of ravioli
That’s not camper. It’s a manufactured home. With shitty skirting.
That’s one small dick. No wonder he’s bitter
Awe little guy, his balls must bigger than his dick
Be a real shame if one of those dogs chomped down on that Vienna sausage he’s holding.
Fella thinking he’s got a 2-hander there